What did they mean by this?
>>69207153
>Australians are warm and erect
Bit on the nose there, Johnny.
I know we use the word literally around here pretty incorrectly, but:
This video will literally be more popular than anything Depp will ever do from now.
>ywn marry Amber and watch her have sex with her girlfriend
;_;
>Australia is warm and erect
Is Australia literally a dick?
>>69207591
not true Amber is getting pretty popular anon
>>69207153
how the fuck this this literal 10/10 marry this ugly cunt
>>69207774
Don't be rude, she's not THAT ugly, and Johnny isn't what he used to be.
>tfw no blonde Texan bitch succubus Randian bisexual gf
>>69207153
>see this video online
>obviously part of their deal to keep Amber out of prison
>make a comment over how they look and sound like they're being held at gunpoint
>next day some asian bitch makes a whole video based on the joke
>nobody believes i made the joke first
>mfw
>>69207591
what video
>>69208037
It's just what it looks like bruh.
Most people made that joke the moment they saw it.
>>69208073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORpBAIB9j64
>>69207972
sleep tight, pupper
>>69208037
welcome to the internet
plaguirism abounds
>>69207972
I love femtops.
https://a.pomf.cat/fkttlx.webm
>>69207153
Is that his daughter? Damn she's hot
>>69209455
look a like?
>>69209455
What she's trying to convey here?
>>69209627
She's afraid of sleeping by herself (in case the boogeyman or something comes), so she tries to lure Johnny into sleeping in the same bed as her by offering her body.
>>69207153
>image.jpg
I want mobile posters to leave.
>>69207972
Who the fuck is this whore? Any of you faggots got pictures of her cunt?
>>69209722
I though it was more deeper than that
>>69209843
It's abstract art. We all have our interpretations.
Amber Heard seems like she has developed oral skills.
>>69208403
I really thought it said sleep tight, pupper on her paper, can anyone shoop that?
>>69209455
who does she send this to ? ;_;
>>69210148
You anon.
>>69209455
how did u get this from my phone
>>69210356
Is this really you Johnny? Why you make shit movies?
>>69207153
IS HE STILL IN CHARACTER FROM PIRATES OF CARIBBEAN
>>69207153
>image.jpg
>>69210395
>>69210356
She's a Randian. It's not entirely unthinkable she has autism and posts in these threads.
Wasn't she a lesbian?
>>69210518
>don't know what a randian is
> look it up on google
> Its a roody-poo with no arms and no legs
What did you mean by this?
>>69207153
I'm convinced Depp is quite literally never not miserable unless he's on stage playing guitar.
>>69210900
I'm starting to think this too
>>69207153
What the fuck am I looking at here, is this some sort of abstract viral marketing for their next project?
>>69211417
They apologized for smuggling their dags into Australia without declaring them.
>>69211417
they were made to apologize to the australian government for smuggling animals into australia.
What are Amber's recommended films? I watched 3 Days to Kill recently and seeing her in it for a whopping 6 minutes, while dressed as a day-time-Dominatrix, was nice and all, but the movie was awful and I need more.
>>69210900
>>69211338
>his only dream was to one day play guitar on stage together with Eddie van Halen
>literally everyone on earth wants to be his friend
>except for EVH
Jesus Christ, Eddie
>>69211981
Every single of her movies are shit so far
>>69207972
;_;
Is this the greatest victory in aussie history after winning the shitposing war of /int/?
>>69211981
Drive Angry
>>69211981
Essential Amber Heard
>Good fun:
The Joneses
Drive Angry
Never Back Down
Pineapple Express
3 Days to kill
>Better than porn:
And Soon the Darkness (Duuuuuude)
The Informers (Oh my fucking god hnnnnnggggg)
Rum Diary (Prettiest woman on film ever?)
Syrup (Amber Heard gf simulator)
The Stepfather (hell yeah)
>Acquired taste (Amber fans only)
The River Why
The Ward
All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (shit movie, but great performance)
Machete Kills (she dies in it)
>>69211981
Yeah as that other guy said, Drive Angry.
why is Johnny transforming into an old mexican?
>>69212411
Depp does as he pleases
>>69212276
Are you a waifuist?
>>69212276
Literally no ass
>>69208037
Not only are you not the only one, you weren't even the first one. Everyone thinks they're the one to make it.
>>69214583
You don't date white girls for ass.
>>69212234
Yes.
>>69209455
>>69207972
the fappening was a great thing
the """hacker""" aka. 4chan aka. iSendPhishingEmailsToCelebsWhoAreSoDumbAndGaveMeTheirPassword now sadly is in jail and can't upload the other vids he had
>>69215594
how did he get their emails though
>>69215650
stalking
>>69215650
i'm also kind of curious about that
maybe he gained access over one celeb account, checked their emails and found emails of other ones, phished their accounts, found more celeb-mails and so on and so fort
and i'm also curious about where the emails are, which he allegedly had downloaded
>>69216238
>>69215650
It's sketchy.
>>69216238
All either destroyed or confiscated.
>>69215594
Hacker was a faggot trying to sell of vids to Saudis oil princes and shit instead of just releasing them
Im glad hes behind bars
>>69217908
>Selling it for a profit
What's wrong with doing this? We live in a capitalist society. Money is everything
>>69218094
Even in a capitalist society fencing is seen as bad.
>>69217908
He was based sleazy at first. Now he's unbased sleazy (AKA worst sleazy).
>>69217702
it's not like he horded that shit for himself
he probably just sold it to some people in the webz, who are too scummy to release it
>>69218094
>fencing goods
>ever a smart idea
They never caught Robin Hood
>>69219701
>scummy
They're probably scared of getting V&. The content is illegal and they acquired it by dealing with what practically was a fence.
>>69212276
thanks for this
>>69220625
>>69207972
>interested in the history of illegal sexual acts
>describes herself as someone who's going to "eat her lover alive"
Is she a dominatrix? Is Depp a bottom?
>>69207153
Australians are cunts
>>69220625
why is the title on the back
>>69217702
>>69219701
What if the stuff he released publically was the stuff he considered bad -- the stuff he thought wouldn't sell?
>>69207680
>>69207680
Nice try but I don't think she lets him get any.
>>69207153
Do they hate each other on a personal level?
>>69216238
He sold vids to anyone willing.
Anyone that did not want to pay could "pay" by giving him information, aka other celeb emails.
Then he did simple bruteforcing on their secret questions. That's why apple didn't take the breach seriously as it was just all social engineering.
>>69215594
>implying the fappening wasn't staged to promote female artists and the feminist agenda
>>69223346
sure
>>69207153
Not enough of her pictures in this thread.
When will the rest of the world learn not to mess with Australia, the greatest nation in the world?
>>69225464
>>69209455
>>69212276
>>69220625
Literal 12/10
if you morph Amber an young Scarjo it looks exactly like my mom besides the hair color
>>69225464
made for ballstepping
>>69207624
>not having sex with her girlfriend while dressed as her while she's away somewhere
casual
