Series 9 A Shit Edition.
>>69174279
I don't know where I am.
>>69205676
First for shit thread.
idkwia tbhfam
Nabile (Manpreet Bachu): Danger. This is a warning. A warning to the whole world. You’re looking for WiFi. Sometimes you see something. A bit like this{holds up a sign}. Don’t click it. Do not click it. Once you’ve clicked it, they’re in your computer. They can see you. If they can see you, they might choose you. And if they do, you die. In 24 hours you’re dead. For a while. People’s souls are being uploaded to the internet. Some people get stuck. Their minds—their souls—trapped in the WiFi.
Echoing Voice: I don’t know where I am.
Nabile: Like echoes. Like ghosts. Sometimes you can hear their screams. On the radio. On the telly. On the net. This is real. This is not a hoax. Or a joke. Or a story. This is real and I know that. Because I don’t know where I am. Please. Please, if you can hear me. If you can hear this. I don’t know where I am.
>no posts for hours
>someone starts a real conversation
>thread ends
>>69205232
Favourite/Least favourite
Dalek/Boom Town
Impossible Planet-Satan's Pit/Love & Monsters
Utopia/Daleks-Evolution
Turn Left/Pompeii
Waters/End of Time
Eleventh Hour/Vincent and the Doctor
God Complex/Night Terrors
Dinosaurs/Silver
Into the Dalek/Kill the Moon
Face the Raven/Under-Before
>>69205676
>Watching beyond 6
Moffat literally shot the show point blank in the head.
>>69205818
Series 7 is comfy as shit.
>>69205818
To be fair, RTD already shot it in the dick and it was rolling around, slowly dying.
SERIES 9 WASN'T COLORFUL LIKE MY RTD WHO
SATURATION = BETTER
EVERYTHING NEEDS AN ORANGE PISS FILTER OR IT'S SHIT
Can somebody explain "Five Rounds Rapid" to me? I know where the phrase comes from but I never really understood why fandom latched onto that it so hard and how it became so iconic that it gets referenced everywhere. The line as such is not particularly funny, is it? I feel like i'm missing something.
Am I just a humorless gut?
>>69206372
I don't get it either, maybe american who fans caught onto it as an odd britishism and it became a meme
>>69206372
It's because of the implied ejaculation joke.
>>69206372
It's the casual way that the line was delivered that makes it funny. I guess it shows that The Brig is used to alien weirdness.
>all this shitposting
Thanks OP.
>>69206372
>>69206396
People just find Brigadier Badass in the scene I think.
>>69205889
Bait
>>69205889
>I want a divorce because I can't have children anymore
that's the exact opposite of comfy
So Big Finish got their contract extended HUZZAH!
However 9 years is a long time when you consider that Tom is 82,John Hurt is 76 Sylv and Colin are 72 And some of them have health issues. Even Peter will be 74 when this latest extension expires.
So how many Doctors will be left for BF to play with in 2025?
>>69207274
Rory should have given her the divorce desu senpai. He deserves so much better than that cunt.
>>69207294
Tennant, Smith, maybe McGann. Also those that come after Capaldi might still be around (That's if the show isn't cancelled during his run)
>>69207294
Matt and Capaldi will have joined them by then.
>>69207294
i'm a lot more worried over David Warner's health. Big Finish just wouldn't be the same without his occasional guest appearances
>>69207430
Hurt is based but I think I would've liked Warner better as the War doctor.
>>69207430
I fucking love that guy. As much as I dislike Bernice Summerfield, I'm looking forward to the new series just to hear some more of the best Third Dr.
>>69206372
It's because it's such an obviously futile gesture - Like using a catapult against a missile. It allso shows the Brigadier's attitude when completely out of his depth.
>>69207485
>I dislike Bernice Summerfield
Why?
>>69207294
Not trying to be edgy but I honestly think the next doctor to die will be Matt Smith. I don't know why but when I look at him I just don't think he will see his 50's.
>>69205818
I want to shoot people who cry about shit like 'Doctor Who is dead!' point blank in the head.
Any year all years. If you have literally ever said this, you do not understand Doctor Who.
>>69207582
Tbh I don't recall why exactly. I just don't like the character.
>>69207586
Into the Dalek was boring and probably the worst of Series 8 excluding the truly shit ones (KTM and ITFoTN).
>>69207582
Not that anon but.... She's as boring as fuck now.
A minor character that doesn't really warrant 20 years of stories.
Same with Ace. All they have now is Mary Sueing them to fuck and meeting old monsters in weak parodies of classic Who.
>>69207301
AU Clara Rory audios when?
I've just rewatched Blink and I want Series 10 to have a final Weeping Angels story.
>>69207696
I liked ITD.And as pointless as ITFoTN was I still think it's charming and has some nice Doctor Moments.
The only story I truly hate from s8 was Gatiss Robin Hood shit.
>>69207725
I only really listened to her audios. Going places and digging up shit for Asshole Time Lord was pretty fun.
>>69207740
>final Weeping Angels story
No chance of that. The BBC/Writers are still milking Daleks and Cybermen after 50 years & the Angels are nuwho's #1 villain. They will be recycled forever.
>>69207772
Christ
>>69207751
>The only story I truly hate from s8 was Gatiss Robin Hood shit.
Funnily enough that's the only ep I really enjoyed.
>>69207803
But they don't do anything.
We know almost nothing about them and they change rules on a whim.
They look spooky but that's it.
>>69207803
I meant a final Moffat story.
When you look at Martha's run you can clearly see she's had the worst episodes of New Who.
>>69207852
Yep. Some Villains should be one shots the angels are a perfect example of that.
>>69207866
He probably would want to go out on a high in a story featuring is biggest success. Especially if Capaldi is leaving at the same time.
>>69207866
I also look forward to that day.
>>69207904
Gridlock,Human Nature /The Family Of Blood Utopia?
I'd say she has some great stories.
Eccleston will live to be 100. He will never reprise his role as the ninth Doctor.
Billie Piper will die of lung cancer in her 60s.
Tennant will become the next Pie Lord and die a fat old man.
Freema's obituary writer will forget to include the fact she was in Doctor Who at all.
Catherine Tate will live long enough so that she can play her Nan character without the need for old person makeup.
Matt Smith will OD next week.
Karen Gillan will live to be an old Scottish slag who hits on young male fans at conventions.
Arthur Darvill will be somebody's hipster grandfather.
Jenna Coleman gets a spinoff but dies of ovarian cancer before the last series can be wrapped.
Peter Capaldi will die during the recording of a Big Finish adventure titled Return to Vortis.
>>69207963
>Gridlock
>great stories
Really?
>>69207904
Worst run. Worst companion. And I mean badly written. Katarina is more memorable.
Freema also didn't have the acting weight to make a shitty cipher memorable, as Tate did with Donna.
>>69207924
Definitely agree. Blink was great. It should have ended there.
>>69207987
>Jenna Coleman gets a spinoff but dies of ovarian cancer before the last series can be wrapped.
>>69207643
><<<<<
A better one for that kind of instance.
>>69207751
Capaldi made that episode. It's enjoyable up until the golden arrow ending. The bantz between the doctor and robin hood is a GOAT BOAT. It also gave /who/ it's greatest webbum/meme.
>>69207904
A shame since she's the most capable nuWho companion. I think RTD really screwed the pooch with Martha.
>>69207987
>Jenna Coleman gets a spinoff but dies of ovarian cancer before the last series can be wrapped.
Fucking Jonson and Johnson and their baby powders.
>>69207963
>I'd say she has some great stories.
But SHE is forgettable in those. That's the point. You could substitute her for almost any companion. Dodo would fit in those stories.
>>69208058
>most capable nuWho companion
Can you elaborate on this, please?
>>69208066
Oh yeah I agree with that. Martha is easily the most forgettable companion of the last 10 years.
Even one off companions are more memorable.
But when it comes to the stories she was in I think Utopia and Family of Blood/Human Nature are amongst the best stuff nuwho has ever done.
>>69207904
Human Nature/Family of Blood and Blink are amongst the top 5 NuWho episodes ever so I'd say that's forgivable.
Also she had a few decent episodes (Smith and Jones, Utopia...).
ROSE WAS BLONDE WHAT A SURPRISE
>>69207987
Karen Gillan will live to be an old Scottish slag who hits on young male fans at conventions.
if only
>>69208203
Too bad you won't be young when she's old.
Worst run may also include individual good stories.
Worst RUN.
>>69208107
A doctor in her own right, she walked the earth like cain to save the world as well as the doctor. She was also tasked with babysitting the doctor when he was human. She's A#1 badass at UNIT too. On paper ticking boxes, she's probably the only one I'd want in a lifeboat with me.
>>69208141
literally I can't remember a thing Martha did in Utopia except smile while listening to the bug lady talking
lel
>>69208285
notice how all of this happened off screen
KISTAINE AND BELTONE SHAFE CANE
>>69208309
At least there will be no more waifuing going on for a few years with marouane fellaini aboard the TARDIS.
>>69208285
Fair enough.
All that sounds like a load of hysterical melodramatic bollocks, to me, rather than an expertly crafted character, but each to their own.
>>69208336
>"It's not all bad news!"
>Martha later learns the people she thought she helped saving died of her own hands because she basically sent them to their deaths
Isn't this VNA dark?
>>69208309
Not exactly a looker....
>>69205818
Now now now there, I agree Colin Baker isn't great on TV but stopping because of him? You missed some great McCoy.
>>69205816
>least favourite
>Vincent and the Doctor
Is the 5th season good? First episode in the doctor is goofy-random annoying and I liked the girl up until she asked to be returned by the morning because I foresaw that wedding dress 'last night of fun before i get married' cuckoldry 'it doesnt count cause hes an alien' vibe coming off it.
>>69207294
>Even Peter will be 74 when this latest extension expires.
You what? He will be 67. He's not THAT old.
>>69208441
It's pretty good but you won't enjoy it if you're still crying because Tennant's gone.
>>69208441
Christ...
>>69208441
Yes it's worth it. It's not a last night of fun, she's just running away from that wedding because she feels she's too young. Nothing else.
>>69208425
There's bad stories and there's Vincent and the Doctor that transcend conventional badness into realm of smarmy pretentious trash.
>>69208441
You sound like a cunt, instead of continuing to watch the best season of NuWho I recommend banging your head against a wall until unconscious.
>>69208462
He was probably talking about Davison, not Capaldi.
>>69208377
>marouane fellaini
I had to look him up kek
>I'd call you a genius if I wasn't in the room
>I'm brilliant
>I don't want to go
Fuck why did Ten have so much vanity issues? Moffat was right
>>69208484
>pretentious
You have 10 seconds to describe what the episode pretends to be that it isn't.
>>69208501
I was...
>>69208315
Hence why I put the qualifier "on paper;ticking boxes". RTD didn't do her character any favors.
>>69208380
Well I never compared her to a expertly crafted character or even a good one. Melodrama is RTD's wheelhouse.
>>69208480
>It's not a last night of fun, she's just running away from that wedding because she feels she's too young
m8 she tries to fuck the Doctor in her bedroom right next to her wedding dress on display only a few episodes later
>>69208484
pretentious
prJˈtɛnʃəs
adjective
attempting to impress by affecting greater importance or merit than is actually possessed.
>>69208533
Pretends to be an insigtful story about human condition, depression and art.
Sorry, took me more than 10 seconds, went to kitchen to grab some tea.
>>69208532
It's an 'endearing' foible. It doesn't quite work because everyone else on the show is infatuated with him as well. Including the writers.
>>69208501
Oh, right. When I hear Peter, I really only think of Capaldi now. Sorry.
>>69208604
kek
poor Davo
>My mom died. She used to say the sky is made of diamonds.
>Good for her! Off you go now.
Wow Martha's rude as fuck in Utopia.
Oh and the cheesy cringe-worthy close ups on the other woman's rotten teeth "LOOK SHE'S ONE OF THE MAN EATERS" and they do it like 3 or 4 times. Jesus Christ.
Poor Chantho she was so cute :(
>>69208309
I'm going to admit it, I'm going to be fapping to her a lot.
>>69208588
How does a Doctor Who episode pretend to be insightful?
>>69208633
>Oh and the cheesy cringe-worthy close ups on the other woman's rotten teeth "LOOK SHE'S ONE OF THE MAN EATERS" and they do it like 3 or 4 times. Jesus Christ.
She can talk.
>>69208704
How in the ever loving fuck are they crooked?
>>69208668
Is that right, Mongo? Is Mongo going to pull his little cock? Are you proud of that, Mongo, and wanted to tell us you will be fingering your little cocky, like a chimp?
>>69208665
I actually thought the actress was more attractive as an alien than she was as a human in turn left!
>>69208765
Pretty much, yes.
>>69208623
>poor Davo
Davo who? Tennant's father-in-law, eh?
>>69208680
Fuck off melanon.
Your MO is showing. Asking retarded questions, hoping people will waste time responding.
>>69208633
SHHHHH SHHHHH I'M A MAN EATER AAAAH SHHHHH
I don't get the love for Utopia. It's a pretty shit and predictable story, it only works if we know who the Master is.
>>69208738
The eye tooth and incisor are at like a 45 degree angle to her two front teeth I'd guess.
>>69208774
Martha's mom looked better as the cat person too.
>>69208843
Hall and Oates or Nelly Furtado?
>>69208309
>>69208843
How come there is not a single good Doctor Who game?
>>69208911
Jacobi is amazing.
The actual episode is terrible writing. It's honestly just filler with the big reveal being the only important thing that happens.
>>69208930
>Martha's mom looked better as the cat person too
WHAT
>>69208979
i liked the eternity clock
NOW I CAN SAY I WAS PROVOKED
>>69208989
She was the bitchy cat nun in the NewX10 York episode.
>>69209019
>>69209019
Oh. OH. OH!
Utopia was 9 years ago.
>>69208979
The BBC are clueless about most things.
Video games and animated series' especially.
Both require significant investment, too.
The honest truth is that the worldwide market for Who is not as large as some people imagine.
It's still a niche.
>>69208765
/who/ can go on and on about fapping to Clara but now it's now allowed because the companion is black.
Never change /who/.
>>69209043
why did she choose that face? What did she want to remind herself of?
>>69209043
Should have stayed a cat person desu
>>69209043
Cat person and monkey person.
>>69208812
Melanon BTFO again.
>>69207740
fuck off, frenchfag!
>>69209093
oh please I could fap for England over the girl who played Martha's sister. this has nothing to do with ,Mackie being a blackie. It's because shes ugly.
>>69207904
Capaldi had the worst episodes of NuWho
>>69209093
Piss off, melanon, with your shitty bait.
>>69209093
Don't bother it's the mongoloid anon. He's retarded.
>>69209077
The Name of the Doctor was nearly 3 years ago.
>>69209136
Martha's sister Tish.
I would like to Gugu her Mbatha-Raw.
>>69209123
If you know about this it means you're French too :^)
>>69209247
love the scousebrows.
>tfw you're gonna do a Doctor Who themed roller coaster park in Planet Coaster with a giant TARDIS a la Disney Castle witch each sections of the park representing a series
I'm excited desu
>it's now a thread about wanking
>4chan's most prevalent 'skill'
>>69209327
>Planet Coaster
Is that going to have occulus rift support?
>>69206372
An alien demon from another universe that is completely unstoppable comes to you.
What would most people do? Run, scream, or at least flinch.
Not the Brigadier. He just says "Five rounds rapid." Because it's just another day atwork for him.
It's Courtney's insouciant delivery which makes it funny.
>>69205676
what the fuck is wrong with this limeys face/skull? she have mild pfieffers syndrome or something?
NEVER FORGET
>john has had an anon's willy in that mouth
>>69208491
>>69208469
What's got you upset?
>>69209457
to be fair John has probably had half a million cocks in his mouth over the years.
![Bw8Z2LCIAAA1o7k[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r2zydwO.jpg "Bw8Z2LCIAAA1o7k[1].jpg")
>>69208309
Not a particularly flattering pic.
<<<<<<We've been spoiled by this.
>>69207725
>Minor character
M8, she was a very good companion of Seven's, back when it wasn't certain we'd ever have a reboot. She was an older woman, and a companion who coulds try to challenge the Doctor, even though at this time he was in his "master chessmaster" phase. She's also one of the best examples of "Doctor makes people better", as it was the Doctor's influence on her life that led her to become an adventurter herself.
And she's ne of the few characters who are not 20-somethings, so she has a more mature perspective--significantly, she's at the age where mst women are expected to start settling down, so there's a lot of ways you can play with Benny dealing with that social expectation, and whether that's meant for her.
Benny definitely still has relevance. More than any other time.
>>69207598
There is evidence that people said "Doctor Who is DEAD" when Hartnell left the role!
>>69209154
This
Reminder that Tennant had all the best episodes
New Earth
School Reunion
Rise of the Cybermen/Age of Steel
Idiot's Lantern
Fear Her
The Shakespeare Code
Daleks in Manhattan/Evolution of the Daleks
The Lazarus Experiment
42
Last of the Time Lords
Voyage of the Damned
Partners in Crime
The Sontaran Stratagem/The Poison Sky
The Doctor's Daughter
Journey's End
The Next Doctor
Planet of the Dead
End of Time
Tennant wins again!
>>69209588
oh god...so much b8.
m..mmust resist....
>There's been many alliances between your world's countries, but only one in space. Welcome... to the United Stations.
>Is that a joke?
>No, it's literally their name. Don't look at me like that, blame your president.
>We have a president? Where did the queen go?
>Cryogenic sleep. They often wake her up to ask her her opinion on political subjects and she has some power like in your time.
>So she hasn't woken up since the 21st century.
>Haha, oh you. The new American president tried to make an alliance with the Zygons' Station but they have some past. Because of that blond American guy running for president. You'll never guess what he actually is.
>Alright then, I'll never guess.
>Come on, Bill. Ask me. I know you wanna know.
>Okay. What is he?
>Well apart from being an idiot, he's a Raxacoricofallapatorian!
>Say what?
>Ridiculous, isn't it? And the country's local knowledges thought the previous president was a Silurian. Hilarious. Everyone knows the Silurians aren't shape-shifters. Zygons, though...
>Wait... are you implying Barrack Ob-
>Oh look! The Zimbabwe's representative! They bought France in the early 58th century!
BRAVO HARNESS
>>69209588
Good Tennant episodes over 5 years:
>girl in the fireplace
>impossible planet/satan pit
>blink
>turn left (no tennant lol)
>waters of mars
Good Capaldi episodes over 2 years:
>Listen
>Mummy on the Orient Express
>Flatline
>Inversion of the Zygons
>Face the Raven
>Heaven Sent
Capaldi wins again?
>>69208604
>When I hear Peter, I really only think of Capaldi now.
Peter the Bland vs Peter the Great.
>>69209457
><<<
>>69209490
>Rue_McClanahan_on_hgh.png
>>69209512
Do you think they used poster mounting square or double sided tape to get that g'ould emblem to sit on her forehead to make those chains hang like that?
>>69209677
You forgot love and monsters for less tennant and good.
>>69209690
Oh shots fired. Sick and accurate burn.
Seriously though which doctor would you date and go on romantic dinners with?
>>69209662
BRAVO
I would rather fuck this >>69209490 than this >>69208309
>>69209116
Fuck off Gareth
>>69209588
>23 out of 46 episodes are shit
That's Dr. Who for you
>>69209719
If i were so inclined, 8. He seems the most "romantic"
>>69209719Beverley Crusher.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gabonpR.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>69209154
Sure
>>69209719
11
he's the twinkiest
>>69209804
Jean Luc plz go. Don't you have some borg to be captured by?
>>69209662
>They often wake her up to ask her her opinion on political subjects and she has some power like in your time.
If you gave this line to any established scriptwriter, they would be able to cut it down by at least 1/3, and make it actually work in the mouth of an actor. (After laughing in your face of course.) Dramatic dialogue absolutely has to be precise. This line farts itself to a limping death halfway through.
>>69209828
Has the fattest cock too
>>69209830
Don't try and deny that she's a flame haired milf of the highest calibre.
>>69209662
Is this real dialogue?
>>69209859
I'm neither an English speaker nor a screenwriter. How would you improve it?
>>69209828
dude is pretty big and has a solid jaw. his predecessor is objectively more twinky, but I can see the eyebrows being intimidating
>>69209875
She's not even the hottest female and possibly doctor on that ship friend, but I will concede she was pretty hot. That "New Scotland" episode with the "ghost". Man.(What was deanna's educational status anyway? I read imzadi ages ago and originally she was supposed to be a geologist, cant remember if she had a doctorate in counseling)
>>69209945
DELETED THIS
>>69209945
dude's already showing quite a bit.
>>69209992
Troi is cute but short women don't really provide buoyancy to my aquatic craft.
>>69209945
>tfw no Samuel Anderson fappening dick pics
>>69209945
I need to see the unedited version pls
Zygons and Silurians should just go to war and genocide each other out, then Earth would belong to humans again and everybody would be happy
#makeearthgreatagain
>>69209768
Ditto
>>69210057
I believe you can find it by reverse image searching that
>>69210089
Oh boy! tyvm
>>69210050
Fair enough. Don't go looking for a recent pic of either for a nostalgia fap, for your own good.
>>69210054
there's this...not too risque but i think you'll like it. ><<<
>>69209677
Never really understood the whole mathieson meme
>>69209583
>Benny definitely still has relevance. More than any other time.
Bollocks. She's as boring as fuck.
>>69210071
You're kidding but this could be a great follow up to Hungry Earth and Zygon Inversion. The Silurians wake up to find out they were lied to and there's enough place for Zygons and not for them. They feel betrayed and start attacking, trying to get Zygons and Humans to kill each other.
>>69210204
The meme is that his S8 episodes were both GOAT fun doctor who
>>69210183
Don't be afraid to post the porn Cloister. Actually be very afraid I got banned :(
>>69210071
in hindsight it's pretty hypocritical of the Doctor to force humanity into an immediate coexistence with the Zygons but then to say "Silurians? Nah, let's deal with them later"
>>69209583
20 years ago she was good.
She has gone well past her sell-by date.
That is the point. She has nothing new to offer now.
>>69210241
Well luckily what I posted is probably just barely nsfw, and is actually Sam Anderson.
>>69210183
>Fair enough. Don't go looking for a recent pic of either for a nostalgia fap, for your own good.
I already have. Don't worry, I'm a gerontophile.
>>69210226
Yeah I got that. But why?
>>69210307
Some cunt will probably report you though.
>>69210214
That's actually not a bad idea. A three way fight that can't end well.
>>69210376Already did.
>>69210315
Interesting. Though I didn't so much as mean they were gross grannies, they just don't look like the same people anymore. Some work has been done, and some none too great. They both look kinda like the Ba'Ku from insurrection now.
>>69210376
Shit happens. I can take the lumps.Fuck the police.
>>69210350
because they were?
do you love fez?
1. Mummy on the Orient Express
2. Listen
3. Deep Breath
4. Flatline
5. Time Heist
6. Dark Water
7. The Caretaker
8. Robot of Sherwood
9. Death in Heaven
10. Into the Dalek
11. Kill the Moon
12. In the Forest of the Night
Had a hard time to list anything below Listen, they're all just mediocre to me.
>>69210573
I love fez, banana, 3d glasses and spoon.
>>69209915
My advice is to stop spamming your "series 9 rewrite" bullshit.
I know you've been committed to it for a while, but stop it.
>>69210214
>>69210418
kind of depressing that none of the episodes set in the future have Zygons and/or Silurians working with humans. You're kind of left with the implication that the conflict still hasn't been resolved.
>>69210573
Those little sweets that come in a dispenser with a disembodied head of a cartoon character on the top? I've not had those in years. Do they still even make them?
>>69210645
I'm not that guy I was just shitposting to shit on Trump :(
>>69210573
too memey for me
>>69210468
They were solid, but nothing special.
>>69210693
little disrespectful to the next president don't you think
>>69210602
Is this a series 8 ranking?
Mummy on the Orient Express
Listen
Flatline
Dark Water
Deep Breath
Time Heist
Death in Heaven
Into the Dalek
Robot of Sherwood
Kill the Moon
The Caretaker
In the Forest of the Night
>>69210645
That's not me. I gave up on that project because I disappointed some anon who gave me nice ideas about my Last Party script and I feel bad to have "shitposted" him and that I disappointed him. I've stopped posting anything related to that for more than a month.
>>69210711
>not liking the memes
>>69210683
that's pez. I have a marvin the martian pez dispenser.
>>69210741
Don't care I'm not an Amerifat desu
>>69210752
Ignore the haters. Keep working on your script.
>>69210783
They should do dr who ones. I'd love a set of all the drs.
>>69210602
My list:
1. Listen
2. Time Heist
3. Flatline
4. MOTOE
5. Dark Water
6. Death in Heaven
7. Deep Breath
8. Into the Dalek
9. Robot of Sherwood
10. The Caretaker
11. ItFotN
12. Kill the Moon
reminder
>>69210635
>>69210775
Girls love them too for some reason and I love girls so memes are cool
>>69210981
>Into the Dalek
>Great
No.
>>69210602
How about
1 .Listen
2. Dark Water
3. Deep Breath
4. Into the Dalek
5. Flatline
6. Death in Heaven
7. Mummy on the Orient Express
8. Time Heist
9. The Caretaker
10. Kill the Moon
11. In the Forest of the Night
12. Robot of Sherwood
>>69210983
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>>69210573
I recently discovered what a fez actually is. It's a Muslim hat, and 11 was quite fond of it. Now in Time of the Doctor, he regenerated in a big explosion that destroyed thousands of Daleks. Moffat wrote a subtext here. I think he tried to say 11 is a jihadist.
>>69210211
Why do you think she's boring?
>>69211124
>7. Mummy on the Orient Express
>>69210573
Never played it.
>>69210814
Immigrant, you aren't here often so we'll excuse you, but don't encourage that anon.
>>69211128
Wasn't 1's hat also a sand nigger hat?
>>69210909
They did a complete sets of the star trek cast for the 40th anniversary, which walmart is still trying to clearance out to this day. I don't think they'll do another huge sci-fi set again. The biggest I've seen since were for the colored horse show and they still have a ton of those clearanced right next to the trek ones.
I'd probably buy a set myself. I'm hoping for a 12 doctor lego set personally.
>>69210983
A flawless mating strategy Anon! I've got one, sits on one of my little tardis cabinet/bookshelves.
>>69211128
Sounds like a lost potential meme
>11 bowing to the east
>11 taking on multiple wives
>not liking bacon
Eccleston
>The Everyman Doctor
Tennant
>The Pleb Doctor
Smith
>The Hipster Doctor
Capaldi
>The Dadrock Doctor
>>69211124
MotOE not in top 5? Seriously?
>>69211241
Why? The guy literally said he stopped posting because he feels bad for screwing up an anon who gave him ideas for his script. If anything the guy looks okay.
>>69211185
>>69211290
Well yeah. It's good but it's nowhere near GOAT.
>>69207987
EXCUSE ME. That Sarah Jane 'joke' was uncalled for.
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU !!!
Phuck off and die. CUNT.
>>69211383
I told you people to leave your feelings at the door. Delete your emotions and feelings. You can't be a human being on 4chan.
>>69210942
Same anon.
May have put Deep Breath higher on the list if not for that stupid fucking phone call at the end from Eleven.
The Doctor IS the Doctor, whatever he looks like: Clala had already met 3 of them (that she remembers) FFS.
>>69211255
hello again gareth
>>69211474
Oh please. It's explained she retained no memory of her jumping in the time stream and if your best friend/lover regenerated in front of you and had a completely different personality, treating you like shit, you wouldn't trust him either.
>>69210981
I think The Caretaker (the Gareth Roberts episode) was the best episode in the series. It usually is.
>>69211604
I love this meme.
>>69211185
>>69211290
OH MY GOD!!! SOMEONE DOESN'T RATE AN EPISODE OF DR WHO AS HIGHLY AS YOU DO!!! BURN THE HERETIC!!!
>>69211155
What a silly question. I find her dull. No personality. Never changes. Not going anywhere.
Please stop fighting! You guys are the closest thing to friends I have. ;_;
>>69210211
The Benny range isn't a "weak parody of Classic Who".
Or at the very least, it wasn't before they put the Doctor in it.
>>69211865
SOMETHING 'BOUT SOMETHING 'BOUT YOU
MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A DANGEROUS DALEK
>>69211898
yes it is, melanon
>>69211918
Oh look it's the mongoloid anon again! I've reported your post btw, it isn't a Doctor Who related picture and it doesn't contribute to the thread, worse it contributes to its shitting. Bye.
What's /who/ with you guys? I just finished rewatch ingredients series 2 and I missed the cheesiness.
>>69212009
nice shitposting
>>69212009
>I just finished rewatch ingredients series 2 and I missed the cheesiness.
I've reported this for being shitposting and retarded.
>>69212042
>>69212138
Enjoy your ban for being a samefag and reporting perfectly good posts.
>>69212138
>>69212042
>>69211918
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ENJOY DERAILING THE FUCKING THREAD I SWEAR TO GOD I WANT YOU TO FUCK OFF
>>69212228
I am reporting this shitposting! You will get banned!
>>69212254
derailing all the stuff about "paki hats", Ian Levine shitposting and masturbating?
I'm so sorry.
I support a shitposter anon
>>69212309
Does TARDIS wiki have an article about masturbation yet?
11 and 12 have both made internet history jokes, there's cause to justify such an article
This is all the mongoloid poster fault. Every single time he comes and start saying "You like that mongo?" the thread derails. You disgust me.
>>69212373
Good point. Also the majority of Moffat's Who is a load of wank.
>>69212339
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>>69212254
>>69212228
>>69212138
>>69212042
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>>69211918
>>69211953
So it's "everyone whose opinion I don't like is Melanon" now?
Makes a change from Gareth, I suppose.
>>69212412
we need to get on it, then
how do we start?
>Masturbation is an act of solo sexual stimulation to initiate an orgasm, commonly done by individuals who are not in a relationship. While not mentioned directly, there are multiple instances where the act is alluded to within the Doctor Who universe
>>69212504Go to bed Gareth
>>69212512
particularly that scene where the Doctor wanks Erato off
"Would you like some baby jelly?" <sploooosh>
>>69212512
You should also mention that it is the favoured form of sexual activity within the Dr. Who fandom.
>>69212512
>The Eleventh Doctor told Jeff to "get a girlfriend!" and delete his internet history. [TV: The Eleventh Hour]
>>69212559
>favoured
*only
>>69212556
>Would you like some baby jelly
Does anyone else remember that gif with Tom, Lis and an aborted foetus.
>>69212412
>the majority of Moffat's Who is a load of wank
Reminder: that the majority of Moffat written Who episodes seem to be fan favorites.
Like him or not, give the poor sod some credit.
