How did you feel about this scene?
>>69198463
he didn't fly so good
>>69198481
Did he even have a master plan?
>>69198463
I don't understand why anyone would jump off a bridge to kill themselves, it's not like hitting concrete or anything. Stupid.
why are there multiple camera angles?
>>69200487
He should have at least shot himself before throwing himself off the bridge.
>>69198463
A fucking sad documentary. He looked like such a chill guy and such a shame he had to out himself.
>>69199974
of course
>>69198463
what is this kino called?
>>69200600
The Bridge
>>69198463
You think he fucked that old lady that was interviewed about him?, I was getting those vibes from her.
>>69200503
More than 1 person is holding a camera.
I can never see the golden gate bridge the same way again after this movie
>>69198463
imagine the moment you jump, instant regret he probably had a heart attack on the way down
>>69198463
What is Tommy Wiseau doing?
>>69201061
The world a favor.
>>69198463
Gene Sprague if i remember correctly.
>>69200487
What..? It's exactly like concrete at that height.
>>69201035
Its always cute to see normals wrestle with the concept of suicide.
![[011403].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SXiIEsf.jpg "[011403].jpg")
>>69198463
Lol fucking idiots. You can't die from falling into water.
>>69201105
>>69200487
gets funnier every thread guys
>>69200487
You're very dumb.
What a waste. If life ever gets bad enough, just fake your death and move to a different country.
>>69201093
>exactly like concrete
It's water...
>>69198463
Felt happy for him.
He went out on his terms, iirc he could have lived a boring, adequate life with a typical job and relationships leading to nowhere but he chose death instead.
If only a few of us could go out like that instead of falling into the pathetic depravity we find ourselves in or conforming into endless mediocrity.
>>69200487
>>69201093
>>69201105
>>69201117
>>69201248
>>69201248
Go fill a bath or basin of water, then slap it really hard.
Everyone who jumps off of the San Francisco(Goldengate) bridge, break most of their bones, then they drown in the water.
>>69201273
wow neat buzzwords kiddo
>>69201273
>>69201472
>>69201506
Normies leave!
>>69201248
surface tension
>>69201414
If you fall without intending to suicide what's the best way to survive it? Trying to keep vertical and dive in feet first right?
>>69201099
That's literally how it works you "special" fucking idiot. People who fail suicide attempts don't just go and kill themselves again.
Now kill yourself.
>>69201574
Head first with hands breaking the fall but you're pretty fucked either way.
>>69198481
First post best post
>>69201574
point your toes and try to pin drop
Your bones will break incrementally up from your toes to your head depending on how high youve fallen from.
>>69201595
this won't work youll just break your neck, better to break your legs than that.
>>69201574
land on flat feet. your shoes will break in half and absorb some impact
>>69201574
cannoball
>>69201969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLtx4pUDZ_s
this guy had his legs taped up extremely tight just so his bones wouldn't break.
>>69202283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMKLLwtDfOI
>>69201163
That's great and everything if you have millions of dollars under your mattress, most people that kill themselves are broke and depressed and don't care about living.
>>69198481
came here for this
>>69201574
No one has ever survived a fall/jump from the Golden Gate bridge
so the best advice is to not even put yourself in that situation
>>69202283
difference is he jump into a tiny pool
the more water the more surface tension the harder you hit
that's why some people survive jumping into a river, but few survive jumping off a cliff into the ocean
>>69202479
>No one has ever survived a fall/jump from the Golden Gate bridge
http://www.livescience.com/33221-teen-survives-fall-from-golden-gate-bridge.html
>>69202479
>No one has ever survived a fall/jump from the Golden Gate bridge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcSUs9iZv-g
>>69198463
>I'm_ feddap_witdis_wurold.gif
>>69201577
What kind of bullshit bro science is this?
>>69201577
>People who fail suicide attempts don't just go and kill themselves again.
Some so.
>>69201577
People with mental illnesses attempt suicide multiple times regularly if they fail. That's the nature of mental illnesses. To say it never happens is pure ignorance, like saying you can beat clinical depression by manning up.
>>69202580
>>69202549
>only 20 survivors ever
>all of them regretted jumping the milisecond they did it
jesus christ
imagine the horror of 2000 people that jumped and changed their mind but it was too late, imagine the sheer horror and regret, terrifying that their life would be over forever in a moment and they couldnt stop it
>>69202635
Watch the documentary that the OP footage is from you fucking faggot. The ones who managed to survive the fall say that they regretted it when they jumped, and realized that all their problems were petty compared to death.
I think you need to just kill yourself instead of pretending to be some snowflake goth faggot.
>>69202678
was posting this image really necessary
>>69202757
If some guy is going around telling people to kill themselves on the internet because of some petty argument then it is my duty to show people the ugly truth about what it looks like when people really do feel suicidal.
>>69202681
Id imagine the foreseeable death gives them a temporary exit out of their depressive and clouded mind, and some who survive return to their former state.
Id wager the ones attempting multiple suicides are people who are properly fucked beyond saving, they come full circle and see only 1 true way out of their misery.
>>69201626
But if I break my legs I won't be able to walk!
Fucking shitty advice bro
>>69198463
I wish they'd stop putting ugly shit all over the bridge to prevent people jumping off / climbing on it
>>69202757
It's fake dipshit, look at the skin and veins, it's make up.
>>69202811
>cutting the wrong way
>suicidal
>>69200978
Yeah, when I finally visited all I thought of was how it must have been from their perspective and all that shit.
It was so damn windy I almost got knocked off the fucking thing myself.
>>69199974
he wanted to impress hot chicks by doing flips in the air
>>69202681
That's why you either do it quick, or you do it slow with an easy way out like hanging yourself on your knees.
>>69200600
It's a kinodocu or a docukino. The Bridge.
>>69198463
>yfw one of those in that video survived
>>69203061
Who the fuck jumps in front of a car anyway? I don't really understand why people who want to kill themselves wanna make it hurt so much for everyone involved. Go exit bag or go home.
>>69201574
There was a construction worker working on the Sydney Harbour Bridge. He fell off but his hammer fell first, and broke the surface tension on the water.
Still broke most of the bones in his legs though.
>>69203301
>a tiny hammer falling faster than a grown man
pffft, please.
>>69203316
>clench your buttocks together. If you do not, water may rush in and cause severe internal damage
Fucking hell. Imagine surviving the fall off the bridge and the drowning, only to die from getting buttfucked by the river.
>>69202678
Not sure if this is bait, but "man the fuck up" is the solution to depression.
>>69203430
he probably dropped the hammer first so he could try grab something to stop his fall.
>>69200600
Reality tv ain't kino m88
>>69203430
Objects of different weights fall at the same speed you tard. If he dropped the hammer right before he fell there's nothing crazy about it
>>69203603
>Objects of different weights fall at the same speed you tard.
Heavier things fall faster. It stands to reason.
>>69203316
I think there is a new way to do this? At least it was for us Lifeguard.
You jump in like you were sitting in a chair, Making it so your ass gets most of the impact from the water when you jump.
>>69203701
well, that image is like 6 or 7 years old, so probably
>>69201572
Surface Tension had attack helicopters and giant man-eating fish, that's just San Francisco.
>>69203701
Why would you want your ass to get the most of the impact? Wouldn't that just lead to shattering your hips instead of your feet/legs in the worst case?
>>69202678
It's bullshit. People who attempt suicide and fail are either scared straight and don't try it again, or do it again but make sure they get it right.
People who have a habit of attempting suicide are just looking for attention and have no intention of actually killing themselves. If they do, it was probably accidental.
Take your image for example. They could have just got an exit bag or a gun and gone out painlessly but this apparently suicidal person didn't even bother to do enough research to know how to slit your wrists right. What a load of bullshit.
>>69203603
>>69203714
Objects of the different weight only fall at the same speed in a vacuum.
A hammer would still probably fall faster due to it's smaller surface area.
>>69202681
That's just biological instinct to survive tho. Of course you're going to get scared at the last minute. But compared to a lifetime of misery and wanting to die...
>>69203777
idk it worked GREAT in shallow water though.
I jumped out into a 3 feet of water without injury. I think it's because your ass is wider or something and has more resistance going down.
>>69202283
>>69202283
It's crazy that people used to try to dive off the brooklyn bridge and survive in the old days...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Emmet_Odlum
>>69202479
Steve O could
>>69203869
Oh yeah in shallow water where there's no risk of breaking anything from surface tension it's better.
More stopping power, and you don't slam your feet into a hidden rock as you fly into the water like an arrow.
So is this scene bullshit??
http://youtu.be/l9RKY0092Rw
Guys. Why are you trying to dissuade /r9k/ crossposters from suicide? We should encourage them to do it.
>>69203484
Oh to be 16 again
Good documentary.
>>69201546
fuck off reddit
>>69204591
Actually he's right you sheltered man child
>>69198463
>not doing a flip
4/10 needs to apply.
I bet next time he'll fixt it.
>>69200525
Why would a man shoot himself before throwing himself off a bridge?
>>69202479
They literally interviewed two people who survived the jump in the documentary.
Just watched the documentary.
Why the fuck didnt the filmers call the cops when they spotted somebody they "knew" would commit suicide?
Fucking assholes.
>>69205509
that's like calling 911 when someone throws a molotov cocktail through a house window
sure they'll come and put the fire out put they can't prevent it from happening in the first place
why do people jump from the bridge to kill themselves? i mean it's not that high, and it's water. plenty of people survive. there was even one survivor in that documentary.
gotta be enough sky scrapers in san francisco. to use? higher up, and plenty of rock solid pavement to hit.
>>69205634
>plenty
Why are morons saying that water from that height is like concrete ? We get it, you had your first physics/Chilean history class but learn some more
There's 0 fucking % chances of surviving a fall from that height if you land on concrete but dozens have survived jumping from the Golden Gates
>>69205670
ok so a few. one? i have no idea, i'm not even american, but i know the city is huge.
>>69205634
>Plenty of people survive
>Video earlier in this thread establish that literally 1% of attempts end in the person surviving.
The thing about skyscrapers is there's the possibility of collateral damage and also they're generally more secure so there's more of a possibility of someone stopping you. Plus there's generally something peaceful about the idea of dropping into the water to achieve oblivion rather than becoming a red paste on the sidewalk in front of everyone.
>>69205670
>>69205708
wew of course you meant plenty survived. and yeah it's true, look it up.
>"i want to die!"
>picks water over concrete
>>69203484
hahaha fucking retard. oh i'm sure you just know everything about the topic
>>69205722
>something peaceful about the idea of dropping into the water to achieve oblivion
Having your bones broken and then drowning as you writhe in agony sounds decidedly unpeaceful to me.
Why is everyone ITT so aggressive?
>>69203484
the solution is to fix whatever it is that causes the depression. "manning up" with lifting weights and working out might be a solution (it was for me), or it might not.
>>69203484
>"man the fuck up" is the solution to depression
what if ur a grill
>>69198463
pretty good balance before he falls
>>69205861
Because the post office keeps holding on to our helium tanks and delaying our quest for oblivion!
>>69204773
No need to samefag your shitpost you fucking retard
>>69205861
>AAAAAARRRRGHHHH NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME AND MY DEPRESSION
vs.
>Hello I got my degree in psychiatry from the internet
Pretty much
>>69204773
If you're extremely unintelligent, "manning up" might be a solution to your depression. Otherwise you're likely to question the purpose of "manning up," or living at all.
>>69203484
>>69204773
Depression is a meme.
>>69201248
They did something like this in Mythbusters. Dropped the dummy from a height into the water and its limbs were torn off from the blow even with their attempts to break surface tension just before the dummy hit the surface.
>>69205861
Because there's legitimate retards in here who lack basic high school level knowledge.
Look at these fucking dipshits
>It's just water
>nigga water can't kill you, it's not like concrete
Literal niggers with sub saharan nog IQs
It's funny at first but these people legitimately exist, they're not even pretending to be retarded. They genuinely have no concept of reality and we have to share our world and oxygen with these fucking colossal faggots.
>*knock knock* hello, is this the residence of david davidson? we are from the fda, and we are here to confirm that you have ordered a 60 gallon helium tank? you see mr davidson, helium is a scarce commodity, and we have started a task force to make sure all the helium bought in these quantities for non-industrial uses are used productively and not wasted. are you planning a children's party perhaps?
>>69205722
I've heard drowning is like the worst way to off yourself, thrashing around underwater for a minute as you die sounds pretty horrible compared to getting one shot by concrete.
>Jump from bridge
>Hit water
>Break all bones
>Slowly drown while you painfully try to swim to the surface with your broken legs and arms
>Last moments are filled with death anxiety
Fucking idiots.
>>69206056
Not to mention how much it'd fucking hurt to inhale water, as your body tries to get oxygen. Getting a tiny bit of water in your windpipe is annoying enough, imagine taking a lung-full of the shit.
Fuck drowning. Especially drowning with broken bones. Only worse way I can think of right now is burning to death.
>>69206080
who cares if you're going to die. might as well feel some shit instead of instead death on the pavement. although if i had to choose, i 'd take the pavement since it seems deadlier.
the true morons are the ones that seek painless ways to die over sure ways.
>>69206154
>might as well have an agonising death instead of a quick and painless one
That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
>>69206056
Obviously the actual reality of it is the most horrifying thing imagineable, but you don't really hear about this. There's a certain romanticism about jumping from a bridge.
>>69206154
i hate hypothetical badasses. "yeah bruh, if I joined the military it'd be the SEALS or bust. if I killed myself i'd want it to be painful." real easy to say this shit if you aren't actually going to do anything about it.
>>69203805
Its smaller surface area relative to its mass
A hammer made of styrofoam would fall slower than a person made out of person
>>69206213
>>69206310
you fags are just different, i would want to go out with a bang.
deal with it.
>>69201969
Someone does this, imagine them doing a depressive documentary then someone cannonballs off the bridge and they have to talk about it seriously and in a sombre tone.
>>69201035
Funfact:
Of the people that survived jumping the Golden Gate bridge, ALL of them say they regretted their decision to jump, and felt that regret on the way down.
Now think about all the people that did die.... feeling that regret when its too late.
>>69201099
>>69201273
>>69201574
Oh yeah, and pin droping toes first can also cause to shoot into your asshole and rupture your insides.
Theres no way out of this, I'm afraid.
>>69206382
Going out with a bang is flying a fighter-jet into an enemy tank or fighting a tiger with your bear fists.
Drowning after having your bones broken is not going out with a bang at fucking all, it's just stupid and pointlessly painful.
>>69206468
Or, you know, they survived because they regretted it and so fought to survive, whereas the people who did die didn't feel regret and so drowned.
Seems simple enough to me.
>>69206552
Good post.
>>69206584
no, his post made more sense.
>>69201248
what is dynamic viscosity
>>69198463
soul-crushing movie tbqh m night fayamalan
Make a troll thread for some giggles end up with sjw's discusing how to curl your toes and how to feel sad for those who jumped...
fun fact: 70% of all suicides are committed by males
>>69207679
fun fact: 100% of women don't care
>>69207809
fun fact: women can just fuck off
ITT more new friends than I can handle
>>69207679
fun fact: women attempt suicide more often than men
>>69207679
Women attempt it more, men are more likely to do it right. Just like everything else.
>>69207889
just means that men are more competent
If you're American and want to commit suicide why not just shoot yourself in the head? It's practically painless and you'll die instantly. Bonus points for shotgun to the mouth,
>>69208039
Nah that's not guaranteed either, people have survived being shot in the head. The best way is exit bag, 100% painless and can't go wrong, does take a minute or two though.
>>69208039
You could always drink coolant
>>69207889
and they fail so much more because theyre incompetent and usually dont really want to die
>>69208146
not, it's because gender roles favor less violent and effective ways of suicide for women, like cutting or taking pills, instead of shotgun or laying on the train-tracks
>>69208208
Nope. Women have easy lives, they fail at suicide because they don't really want to die, they just aren't getting enough attention. Men have more difficult lives so they succeed more as they actually see no point in living.
>>69201506
>>69206517
How is this edgy or fedora?
>>69208113
true, that's why one kid created a suicide helmet rigged with shotgun shells
>>69208039
Guns are scary to most people
I know that sounds retarded but it's true, I've talked to a lot of suicidal people and played russian roulette myself.
>>69208208
So women are such brainless automatons that when it comes time to off themselves they have to do it in a socially approved way dictated by gender roles? SJWs have such low opinions of women.
This is why feminism is idiotic. It infantilizes women, which is at least as dehumanizing as anything of which they accuse others.
>>69208411
>implying a guy trying to kill himself with pills or cutting his wrists wouldn't be considered gay as fuck even if it was effective
Scene really tied the film together; it was a jarring and powerful moment.
I don't really understand how some people survive and others get insta-killed. Like some people fall out of planes and survive because shit can just happen that way sometimes. I do understand that almost everyone that jumps off the bridge dies.
>>69208039
some people probably don't want their last nanosecond of existence to be filled with the loudest sound they'll ever hear.
>>69208452
>we set the camera for A FULL YEAR (or whatever)
>TEN THOUSAND people jump off this bridge EVERY WEEK
>only show 2 minutes of footage of less than 10 people falling
I was quite disappointed tb honest with you. I was expecting something like Exploding Varmint, 90min of people jumping one after another, maybe with someone reading suicide letters inbetween.
>>69206552
>fighting a tiger with your bear fists
>bear fists
Get your mutant hybrid ass outta here!
>>69198463
Aa someone who was contemplating killing myself I can confirm that it is the coward's way out. No matter how bad it gets only spineless idiots jump.
>>69202549
>On average, people jump from the bridge once every two weeks.
Jeez
>>69202549
>When Snyder examined the remains of people who had fallen from the bridge...
Getting really tired of that asshole trying to be edgy. I hope they fire him off Justice League soon!
>>69206552
> get a .357 magnum
> walk into kindergarten
> shoot teacher
> shoot 3 kids
>look another kid in the eyes
> scream, " This is your fault! "
> shoot self
> hope at least one of the survivors is fucked up to continue the cycle
>>69208452
Not understanding anything comes naturally to atheists like you.
>>69208820
>dress like a musketeer
>under the tabard a fully loaded muslim vest
>travel to any country with a king ruling
>rush the balance screaming "Death to the false king!"
>swashbuckle as long as I can
>when I die the deadman trigger goes off and the muslim vest sings the song of its people
>>69206552
>bear fists
fucking furry
>>69208849
>>69208820
I've got a ton of these saved
>>69201574
Say goodbye to your nose.
>>69203284
A complete asshole. All these people who want to hurt other people should just kill themselves and be done with it, but they're just too insane I suppose.
>>69198463
>killing yourself
>not streaming it for your /b/ros
>not taking out a few normies or shills with you
>>69206080
Not if you land head-first. Your skull will simply explode senpai.
>>69201093
Yeah okay. Go drink a glass of concrete and tell me it's the same. Swim around on the sidewalk while you're at it.
>muh surface tension
Only on the top millimiter of water, that's why it's called SURFACE tension. You get through that so quickly it's barely a sting.
That's why Olympic divers can survive huge drops. You never see them break bones.
>>69198463
MINDFREAKKKKKKK!
>>69208508
Bullets travel faster than sound, doofus.
>>69201414
>Go fill a bath or basin of water, then slap it really hard.
Go punch a lake really hard. Then go drive your fist into a concrete wall. I think you can estimate the outcome
>>69210374
over distance, you mong.
>fun little meme thread turns into an edgy shouting match about the moral validity of depression and suicide
/tv/ is literal shit. You are all fucking teenagers.
>>69201273
Or you could change and not run from the pay you will ultimately rediscover after you close your eyes fall into the void.
>implying pain is literally not the physical representation of one's self pity and if the want to feel hurt was entirely removed, one would feel no pain
if you are falling into water just take your shoes off and throw them at the grounds, as long as you fall into the rippling water you'll avoid the surface solidarity.
I remember there was a scene in xXx 2 (the one with Ice Cube) where he jumps off train tracks into a river and he actually shoots it first with a grenade launcher to break the surface tension.
I was genuinely surprised that a shitty action movie bothered to do something logical like this.
>>69198463
why is there a klingon jumping from a bridge?
>>69210651
>>69210650that's where i learned that
>>69201248
water is LITERALLY concrete
These threads are great. No matter what board it's on the first 50 posts always play out the same. People still respond seriously to the same fucking posts over and over.
>>69203484
If one would just forget that they feel bad, would depression go away? I think so, depending on WHY they have the depression. Depression is just a reaction to an over abundant amount of stress in a single area, usually emotional. It can be gotten rid of by "manning up" (accepting, thinking, understanding, moving on). Women, or at least emotionally juvenile women severely lack this ability and can hardly man the fuck up themselves to do anything, let alone help themselves.
>>69209628
Olympic dive is like 33 feet man.
>>69201248
Ay the height he's falling from and the velocity hes traveling in water molecules dont separate fast enough for him to safely fall thru it. It's too sudden and the impact is like that of a solid surface for a half second and that half second of impact is all you need
>>69210758
It is a complex issue. There's some coping and faking it until you make it, but modern evidence based therapies usually don't focus on the distance causes or whatever triggered the depression at all.
>>69206468
if you dont say you regret it, that means you're still suicidal and they keep you locked up 'for your safety'. there's a reason some people attempt suicide multiple times.
>>69208651
just because you contemplated it doesn't make you an authority on whether it's cowardly. it's obvious your current sentiment is based on a complete rejection of what you were once contemplating, you're just trying to cope.
>>69208322
Brutal
>>69201506
And there it is. The "fedora". Right on schedule.
You are the cancer that destroyed this place and is now proceeding to destroy humanity. Everything you touch, is shit. YOU are shit. Everything you will ever amount to, everybody you will ever know and everything you will ever do, will be shit.
You rob everything of its integrity and you spew your "buzzwords" as though they're gospel. You brag about accomplishments that aren't yours to what passes for your "friends" and they reward you with empty applause. Empty. Like everything else in your life. You have never possessed one ounce of dignity, honor or self-respect. Others do not respect you. In all likelihood they will NEVER respect you.
I do not wish death upon the likes of you. I do not wish for you to end your vapid, hollow existence. Instead, I revel in the knowledge that, with each year that passes, you will descend more and more into the despair and depression that will inevitably follow your teenagehood. I wish I could be there to see the look on your face as the revelation hit you. The revelation that you are nothing and always have BEEN nothing. I wish I could be there to tell you, "I told you so" with a wry smile on my face.
That this will never happen, is my only regret. Enjoy what passes for your life, child, because in a few years when adulthood hits you with full-force, you will not even be REMOTELY prepared for it.
>>69209628
You are the dumbest person I've met on this site. Why don't you go test your theory right now and save us all the trouble?
>One time I drank a glass of water so fast it turned into stone and broke my teeth.
Literally how stupid concretefags people sound.
>>69214460
Well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCsoC3i7JYc
>>69203911
>Odlum was lifted into a boat and brought to the tug's galley, where Ryan and Muldoon assisted in resuscitation efforts. Odlum briefly regained consciousness, asking, "Is it all over?...Did I make a good jump?" Arterial blood began dripping from Odlum's mouth, causing him to ask, "Am I spitting blood?" Robertson, a friend of Odlum from Boston, reassured him that the fluid was only brandy. Without speaking further, Odlum began to hemorrhage internally. He died at 6:18 p.m.,
Hahahaha
>>69203689
>Heavier things fall faster. It stands to reason.
>Heavier things fall faster. It stands to reason.
>Heavier things fall faster. It stands to reason.
>Heavier things fall faster. It stands to reason.
>Heavier things fall faster. It stands to reason.
>>69203484
>MAN UP
>UP
FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA
>>69200487
looks like Trumps tweet
>>69200487
I'm sure you're trolling, but at that height and velocity the resistance level of the water when he hit was basically concrete
>>69208322
>Shoot yourself in the head
>Prevent DMT from soaking your brain after you die
>Never experience anything after death, just a blank void.
I'll take shotgun blast to the heart please.
>>69208331
>played russian roulette myself
How did it go?
>>69208039
My roomie is ardently pro-gun, he told me if he ever offed himself it'd be without a gun, since he doesn't want to be a part of some anti-gun statistic.
>>69215393
you cant experience anything after you die retard, you mean as you're dying
>>69215831
it's good that he has his priorities in order
>>69208113
only with small caliber rounds or being a dumbass and aiming the gun directly up your face
laying your head down on some train tracks is flawless though, literal 100% kill rate
>>69206468
There's even a line in the movie about this when they interview someone who survived jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge. I'm paraphrasing, but he says something to the effect of:
>Right after I jumped, as I was falling, I realized suddenly that there was a solution to all of my problems and everything could be fixed. Everything except for the fact that I had just jumped.
>>69201626
you'll break your legs , and by the way the water will burst inside through your anus
>that stoner high school kid who jumped off on a field trip because he felt like it and then surfed back to shore
Hilarious
>>69203316
Assuming one is an eunuch, what do you do with your hands then?
>>69215933
That guy was a faggot though.
>>69216070
Jazz hand
>Guys you can totally move through concrete if you go slowly. It's exactly like water.
>>69216070
You wouldn't have the balls to jump in the first place.
>>69216070
protect your ass I guess
>>69214775
dumb weeb poster doesn't understand memes, how surprising.
>>69198463
GEEEEEEEEENE!
>>69204773
Real Depression is caused by chemical imbalances in the brain. Which caused you to be depressed regardless of what you do. Pick up a book sometime you dip
