>character has to use the bathroom
>doesn't shit and piss in thier diaper
>character uses public toilet
>doesn't yawn loudly or flush repeatedly to hide the sound of his poop hitting the water
>character is pooping at another persons house
>doesn't take a shower afterwards
stuff like this really breaks my suspension of disbelief. Is this an American thing?
>character is pooping
>doesn't automatically have to also pee
>doesn't aim his pee at the interior lip of the bowl so it will make as little noise as possible
>character pisses in the toilet.
>he doesn't use toilet paper to wipe his urine off the seat.
>>69191878
He would have gotten away with it if it weren't FOR YOU
>character takes a dump
>doesn't spend the rest of the day in pain with a chafing anus
>yfw this is unironically a better thread than anything else on tv right now
>>69191907
More like
>character uses public toilet
>its a anon masturbates to a 37year old fictional character episode
>>69191834
this is my fetish
>character takes a shit
>doesn't take a good look at it before wiping and flushing
>>69192077
>>69192388
>doesn't aim his pee at the interior lip of the bowl so it will make as little noise as possible
>he doesn't use toilet paper to wipe his urine off the seat.
ITT: me finding out my bathroom behaviour is common
>characters takes a shit
>he doesnt feel anal pain from the hemoroids and wipes his ass from the blood
> character takes a poop
> doesn't spend 6 minutes slowly massaging his butthole through the toilet paper for the anal joy
>character finally makes a wipe without a shit stain on it
>doesn't use the TP to blow his nose
> character takes a perfect 18" spiral poop
> doesn't leave it for his roommate to find and admire
>character poops
>doesn't check the paper after each wipe to make sure he got everything
>>69191834
>>69192077
>>69192388
>>69193131
>>69193158
Dumb frogposters.
>>69191834
>it's the future
>there's no sign of washrooms anywhere
