Luke have I ever told you about Darth Vador's secret apprentice STARKILLER who inspired us to rebel? His family's crest became the symbol for the alliance.
>>69190365
is this from one of those retarded star wars books
>>69190365
I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about
When exactly does that happen in the movies, I'm pretty sure TFA is the first movie to make mention of "Starkiller" and it's the name of their fucking base you nobjockey
>>69190403
>>69190404
>/tv/ is so casual they don't know shit about starkiller
No wonder I left this board. It is basically reddit.
>>69190403
>>69190404
just die
>>69190475
>>69190508
>thinks anybody gives a flying fuck about your nerdy non-canon fan fiction
Christ get a fucking life
>>69190525
>shit that was directed by lucas himself
k, keep me posted
>>69190525
Unlike you I'm not 12 and have had plenty of time to maintain a life while also keeping up to date with things that interest me. If Star Wars isn't something that interests you, why did you come to this thread?
>>69190365
It's weird that each movie had those scenes where Leia explained the entire history of the Rebellion to Luke and never even mentioned Starkiller
>>69190561
I have no idea what you're even fucking talking about because I've only seen the six movies just like everybody else so whatever it is, it's irrelevant
>>69190646
>he says while posting on a Japanese interest internet forum
Oh boy
Oh boy oh boy
I don't give a single fuck about the EU, these are popcorn flicks and there are way better sci fi settings out there.
>>69190759
>redditor comes to /tv/
>doesn't as much as he thought he knew
>shitposts to make himself feel better instead of actually informing himself about the conversation
No surprise here
>>69190475
>>/capeSHIT/
>>69190404
Alright, I had to look it up.
It's some faggot Gary Stu from a video game (and the novelization!), who was an orphan of two jedis that got killed by Darth Vader, and then Vader raised him as his own son and trained him to be a sith master, but then he betrayed Vader and defeated him in combat and rescued the rebellion from the first death star (still under construction), and he had a bunch of light sabers and he was super strong with the force both dark side and light and even the Emperor was afraid of him, even though he was going to kill Vader so that this guy could become the Emperor's own apprentice.
>>69190759
>I am ignorant therefore you are wrong
>>69190365
>>69190365
so fucking happy St. Disney came to spare us all from that extremely retarded canon shit
>Oh yeah you know how Yoda can like, lift a ship? Yeah this guy stopped a Star Destroyer with the Force and can shoot lightning bolts that take up an entire room out of his hands and can pick up 20 guys at once and throw them halfway across the planet and he barely even beat your dad. So good luck pal.
![starwars6_clip15[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2RosVGG.jpg "starwars6_clip15[1].jpg")
Hey Luke, did I ever tell you about the time Sheev killed 3 elite, highly trained, battle experienced Jedi Masters sent to assassinate him in a matter of seconds? He then toyed with the best Jedi lightsaber duelist long enough to set up a moral dilemma to convert your father.
Anyway, I want you to go by yourself to fight him. It should be okay, you have a few hours of combat experience with the lightsaber and you can probably get your paraplegic dad to help
>>69191533
Seems like a good idea, it worked after all
>>69191691
Luke got his ass kicked by Sheev. He only won because of the last second backstab
>>69190365
Luke he sacrificed everything for the rebel alliance, he even turned down becoming Darthy Icky* for us!
*Actual name Lucas proposed
>>69191854
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2015/04/04/fall-of-the-empire-how-inner-turmoil-brought-down-a-legendary-studio.aspx?PostPageIndex=2
>>69191854
>>69191910
Seriously, WHAT the fuck is wrong with Lucas.
>>69191807
serious question, where the fuck did "sheev" come from? Was it in the prequel movies? The books? I have seen every star wars movie 10x a piece easy, and read 90 percent of the books. My memory is pretty shit but I can't recall the emp being called that. I have seen it used here lately a ton so i'm sure i'll get some reddit and newfag comments, but just curious, because either i should really know this or it's a new thing.
>>69192448
http://www.tor.com/2014/10/16/palpatine-first-name/
>>69192448
>being this new
>>69192959
yup figured you would say that, and in all honesty i didn't make my way to this board until about a year or so ago. I have also seen you guys call him that for a while now, and didn't ask for the reason i didn't want your autistic newfag insults, and tried to figure it out. Well i still don't fucking know.
>>69193497
fuck off back to red.dit you cunt
>>69191087
holy fuck that's horrible
>>69190365
>>69190403
>>69190404
>>69190475
>>69190561
>>69190730
>>69191087
>>69191383
>>69191854
>>69194735
this
>>69193497
that's his canon name
It was only the biggest star wars game since the golden age of Lucas arts
>>69193497
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Sidious
>Darth Sidious was a human male Dark Lord of the Sith who served as the last Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic and as the Emperor of the Galactic Empire. Sidious, born as Sheev Palpatine
>Sheev Palpatine
Scroll down to the bottom
>Appearances
>*Tarkin (First identified as Sheev)
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tarkin_(novel)
>Tarkin is a novel by James Luceno, released on November 4, 2014.
>>69190646
I can be interested in it without knowing it inside and out. I'm interested in many different things, not just Star Wars. I'm quite familiar with the films, some of the games and a little of the EU. If that troubles you, I suggest you first seek sunlight, then slowly progress towards having sex and it might change your opinion of me.
>>69194735
IT'S REAL TO ME! DAMMIT!
>>69190365
>Darth Vador
>Luke, did I ever tell you about the time that Chewbacca and Yoda teamed up? Strange that they don't ever mention it again.
>>69190365
>"Oh, you mean Darth Iggy?"
>>69196810
When would they have mentioned it? It's not like it's a major talking point
>>69197125
Maybe when Han is talking shit about The Force, Chewie could be like "Hey man, I fought with the Jedi including their leader Yoda and he was a total badass" or something. Hell, he should even know who General Kenobi is now that I think about it.
>>69190365
He pulled a Star Destroyer out of the sky and crashed it using the force,he was a good friend
>>69197249
>Han Solo never understood Chewie and just guessed what he was roaring about
>>69190475
Starkiller is the most casual shit in Star Wars. Not knowing about it makes you slightly more patrician
>>69197282
lmao
>>69197275
Pshh, couldn't young clone Sheev create a force storm in space that could destroy whole fleets of capital ships?
![darth-vader-10-most-dangerous-star-wars-villains[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bA8ocDf.jpg "darth-vader-10-most-dangerous-star-wars-villains[1].jpg")
>Luke, did I ever tell you about how I am in constant agony inside of this suit and that the Emperor had the option to upgrade it to make it less painful but decided not to due to the cost? He was a good friend.
>>69197328
>clone Sheev
You mean Sheeev?
>>69197346
I refer you to this
>>69194735
>>69197346
OH MY BONES AND SKIN AND ORGANS!
>>69191087
>novelization of a video game
>>69190365
Wew lad.
It's not even canon.
>>69194735
AhahahahahaHahhahahahahhahahahaha
>>69190561
>thinking anything Groege directed after ANH is canon
mfw rebel one is actaully going to be a rip off of this game slightly. the lady mc at the end will turn and end up being a secret apprentice of Snoke. She will appear in episode 8 she will be like jedi hunter starkiller
Rey is stronger than starkiller
>>69198288
>"Truly, I am now the rogue one!"
>>69198169
>thinking episode 5 is Canon
>This was your father's lightsaber. He used it to murder about 15 children.
Only the movies are canon. Everything else is nerd shit.
>>69198464
>thinking it isn't
>>69191910
Holy shit; does Lucas have brain damage or did it simply not develop properly? He sounds like a pretty high-grade autist.
LIST OF STAR WAR MOVIEFILMS BY ORDER OF CANONICITY:
>Empire Strikes Back
>A New Hope
>Return of the Jedi
>The Force Awakens
>A Star Wars Christmas Special
>Revenge of the Sith
>Attack of the Clones wiki plot synopsis
End of list.
>>69198074
Where is this from? It could be fan-made.
>>69190365
Not that it matters, but I quite liked how the Force Unleashed games tied up some of the back-story (side-story?) to Star Wars.
>>69190365
I don't care. I love The Force Awakens. It's dipped in edge but the story actually manages to capture that Star Wars "feeling" better than most of the movies.
I love stupid ass Starkiller. I love his stupid girlfriend Juno Eclipse. I love his blind drunk Jedi master. I love his robot sidekick that just tries to kill him.
>>69198515
Get that sheev outta here.
>>69199215
It's just a DLC costume from Force Unleashed 2.
>Thrawn is not canon
>>69199469
>Christmas Special is not canon
>>69197346
Eh, Vader we just had to drop incredible amounts of imperial credits to build that Death Star, so I am afraid it's not an option
>>69198764
>so in other words I'm a huge cuck
>>69191854
>Darthy Icky
>“He threw out ‘Darth Icky’ and ‘Darth Insanius.’ There was a pregnant pause in the room after that. People waiting for George to say ‘just kidding,’ but it never comes, and he just moved on to another point.”
>just kiddin
>>69199583
>>69197346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=FVzc20Bm8Xo
What are some good Darth and Ren names?
>>69192009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxf1c3fzDOU
>>69199674
Certainly not "Darth Plagueis." I thought that was some shit that Palpatine made up to tempt and deceive Anakin. Nope, totally was a real dude...
Jesus CHRIST the Prequels were retarded.
>>69199845
>Jesus CHRIST the Prequels were retarded.
Too fucking true.
Completely unwatchable shit.
>>69199674
Darth Korvis
>>69199674
>Darth Soros
>>69199674
I saw somebody with a KOTOR character named Darth Barth. I though that was funny.
>>69199674
Darth Malus
Darth Nadir
Darth Viscerus(This one might be a little cheesy)
>>69200049
>This one might be a little cheesy
Aren't they all, really?
Also: Darth Effluvium
>>69199414
>The Force Awakens
>>69198515
There's a massive gap between episodes 6 and 7 that will never be addressed in any movie
>>69200098
>Aren't they all, really?
Most Darth names are either something dark and edgy(and preferably Latin-esque!), or something personal to them, like Vader(Close to "Vater," German for "Father")
The trick is to get just dark enough without getting too cheesy
Tyranus is cool
Sidious is pushing it
PLAGUEIS? You can fuck right off
>>69200232
>Tyranus is cool
Isn't even a tyrant
>Sidious is pushing it
Insidiously reveals himself
>>69192009
He has ideas. A load of them are good. A load of them aren't. He needs people around to slap him across the face when his ideas are stupid. Around 50% of the time.
The prequels are what happen when no one slaps him at all.
Contrast to episode seven, where he wasn't present at all and as a result the movie was a totally uninteresting, safe, homogeneous snorefest.
Yeah. That's right. I actually think the prequels might be better than the new sequels if they keep this up. If only they'd made those things in the same (admittedly really fucking good) style as the new ones, they probably wouldn't be so shit.
>>69200271
>Isn't even a tyrant
He's a count with ambition!
>>69191087
Yes.
The games are also horribly bad.
>>69197282
Actual kek
>>69199469
honestly, when was the last time Thrawn actually showed up anyway? It's not like he was a recurring character who is now never allowed to show up anymore. His story was finished decades ago, and it was a nice story. If you're going to cry over a character cry over Ben Skywalker who is now never going to get proper closure, unless we get a Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?-kind of story in the future.
>>69190475
>everyone is inferior because they don't recognize my video game shit
>"no wonder I left this board!"
>still posting here
please fuck off
>>69200228
Don't give disney any ideas
>>69190365
D R O P P E D
Remember Han Solo's first wife? She was made after the merge, so she's canon.
>>69200876
See, it makes sense for Luke to name his son Ben, since Obi Wan was a critical figure in his life, but why would Leia and Han name their son Ben? If they were already going to go
>female force user
>solo's son turns evil
Why not just use Jacen and Jaina?
>>69201777
>Remember Han Solo's first wife?
You mean the lying bitch that turned out not to be his wife?
>>69201865
Yeah, how come she was never brought up again?
>muh 'not canon' fags
You can have your boring barebones stripped down setting. Meanwhile I'll be reading about how some faggot used his knowledge of space chairs to save Coruscant during the battle of Oh God They're Fucking It Up Again in 6636BBY and having a fucking blast doing it.
>>69201896
Because she's not important or relevant.
>>69194735
Yeah, because the new "canon" is so different, right? The very first thing they did was throw in Starkiller. Which was one of the shittiest thing in Legends so fuck off. The new canon is the same as the old canon.
>>69190475
>left this board
>still posting on it
>>69201896
She is. Intact, she is still a reaccuring character
>>69201943
Holy shit you just have no idea what you are talking about, do you
>>69201943
I don't think you know much about this topic
>>69190365
Maybe because the movies were made years before your autistic expanded universe was created you fucking spastic.
>>69190365
>>69190403
>>69190404
>>69190475
This shit is beautiful
>>69190365
That game was never even supposed to be canon.
I don't care what Disney has to say, Shadows of the empire is canon.
Lucas said it was canon and parts of it feature in the films themselves.
>>69199674
Icky
Insanius
Luke did I ever tell you about a Sith I fought called Darth Maul? I cut him in two and he came back as a spider robot thing.
I fought him again with a Sith assassin called Asaj Ventress, she became a good friend.
>>69205333
If there is any story I actually expect Disney to recanonize, it's shadows.
A reminder that Republic Commando is canon because Delta Squad appeared in Clone Wars.
>>69205472
I hate to be that guy, but technically nobody saw maul with the spider legs except for his brother
>>69205551
You know damn well that's not how it works
>>69198288
Good god I hope the rumours of Cad Bane being in Rogue One are true.
>>69205472
Did I also tell you about the time he lead the Mandalorians with his brother SAVAGE OPRESS just because he wanted The Emperor's love? He was a right tosser that one
>>69199944
I wonder if Soros was the inspiration for Sheev, except Lucas toned the evil down considerably.
>>69205598
Bane?
>>69200228
That will be where the next cartoon is set once they are done with the shitty Rebels one.
>>69201865
Wait, so if these comics are cannon, then Leia is a force user with her own Sabre? Why the fuck wasn't she in TFA?
>>69205660
>the adventures of luke and his all-female padawan squad
>there will be loads of implied dramatic irony sine we all 'know' they have to be killed before the start of tfa
>but then in a twist, it will turn out luke somehow saved them all and tricked kylo into thinking he had killed them
>they then lived out their lives as moisture farmers or something until the next animated adventure
>>69205704
she sensed Han dying...also she got really... out of shape let's say...
>>69205641
I know it's a meme name but Cad Bane is great.
People love Bobba yet he never actually did anything other than look cool. Cad actually does shit, he snook into the Jedi temple under their noses, killed Jedi without any robotic twisting arms like Grievous, he actually gets shit done and without being a Gary Stu.
He is the one character who should be in Rogue One.
>>69205704
That's not her own saber. If memory serves me well, she, chewie, and Han all used lightsabers they stole from a Jedi artifact collector, and used them to break Luke out of a sort of Colosseum
>>69205755
I hope Carrie Fisher continues getting in shape and in episode IX Luke is about to cut an inured Kylo down and out of nowhere Leia jumps into the fight and blocks Luke with her own sabre.
>>69190475
so u left to reddit and now u came back from reddit to shitpost?
>>69205837
That would be hype as fuck.
I always loved the concept of Leia using her force powers to their full potential. Or at all.
Maybe Luke trained her during the time of the new Jedi order
>>69199869
>replying to your own post
>>69206075
That's exactly what was implied at the end of Jedi when Luke reveals they are family, he said he would help her develop her powers, so VII sort of dropped the ball on that.
>>69206172
Well done forget that there is 30 whole years between then and now. We don't know what could have happened after rotj that we just haven't seen
>>69205551
Actually it's even better, republic commando and the books are not canon, but delta squad (including a living Sev) is.
>>69206172
Leia actually has responsibilities as an alliance leader. She ain't got time for jedi autism. Not like that NEET brother of hers.
>>69191691
>From a certain point of view
>>69200232
Vader isn't based on Vater, that's a meme theory from that shitty movie. It's Darth INvader
>you'll never be berated by an in-her-prime Carrie Fisher.
>>69199674
Darth Neger
>>69206884
>>69200232
vader is dutch for father
>>69205791
A movie with only one character seems kind of lame.
>>69207885
Cad could sit on a stool telling stories of past bounties and battles and I would watch it.
>>69196810
To be fair chewie could have been talking about Yoda the entire time. Who knows what he's saying.
Luke did I ever tell you about the Jedis Ezra Bridger and Kanan Jarrus, as well as Captain Hera Syndulla, and the crew of the Ghost? They were a merry band of friends who started out fighting the Empire on their own but eventually joined the early stages of what would become our Rebel Alliance.
Sabine Wren of the Ghost's crew used an emblem of a Mandalorian Starbird as her personal calling card. The symbol spread in popularity in these early days of the proto-Rebellion, and the necessary logical implication is that our Rebel Alliance symbol is directly derived from this Starbird emblem.
And she was a canon friend.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Starbird
>>69190365
Luke, did I ever tell you about that time a man claiming to be Sheev's son tried to marry me, but it turned out it was an android sent to kill him?
Luke, did I ever tell you about Bidlo Kwerve? He was a Corellian pirate and smuggler who served Jabba Desilijic Tiure. A tall, grizzled man with scarred features and a mane of black hair, he was known for his greediness and hot temper, and was quick to respond to any perceived insults. Kwerve and a Twi'lek named Bib Fortuna competed to become Jabba's new majordomo after the Hutt deemed his previous retainer, Naroon Cuthus, too old and incapable of carrying out his duties. Kwerve and Fortuna hated each other with a passion and went to great lengths to prove themselves in Jabba's eyes, though Jabba considered each as incompetent as the other. Kwerve disliked Jabba's top pilot, Han Solo, and the two often clashed, both in words and with blasters. Around 2 BBY, he considered leaving Jabba's employ because of the continual menial tasks that were being asked of him, and though Fortuna encouraged him to quit, he never did. Shortly before the Battle of Yavin, Kwerve discovered a crashed ship in the Tatooinian desert, with a live rancor inside it. Hoping to present the beast to Jabba for his birthday, he begrudgingly sought the aid of Fortuna to help him transport it to Jabba's Palace. Jabba was impressed with the initiative shown by his two top lieutenants and offered to make one of them his new majordomo; the other would be given the "greater honor," though Jabba did not specify what this was. Ever greedy, Kwerve accepted the "greater honor"—he became the rancor's first victim and was devoured in a pit below Jabba's court.
Anyway, I only bring this up because in about four years you're going to pick up his skull and throw it at a panel to drop a massive door down on that very same rancor. He'll get his revenge on the rancor, from a certain point of view.
>>69208457
>Bidlo Kwerve
Jesus fuck, Lucas
>>69208402
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time I saw two jedi in action and never mentioned it to you once?
One of them took down an AT-AT by himself, and the other used the force right in front of me.
I didn't know them very well, but they were still good friends.
Requesting jango fett pasata
>>69204035
>>69204564
>There are much worse things in Legends!!
Yeah, not really. First movie was the biggest Mary Sue I've ever seen. Absolute shitfest from the beginning to the ending. Even the ending is fucking weird. Why didn't they just end it? No, she goes and finds Luke and he's taking a piss.
>>69208457
Oh my god I can't breathe
>>69208457
top stuff, anon
Luke, have you heard of pants?
Pants were clothes that humanoids wore over their lower bodies. Some sentient species such as Ewoks and Wookiees did not wear pants, but most male Humans did.
In some cases pants were culturally significant, as in the case of Corellian Bloodstripes, which were worn as a length of broken cloth piping down the outer seams of the recipient's pants.
Ubese trackers such as Boushh were known to wear Shata leather pants, and Princess Leia Organa wore a pair of these when impersonating the bounty hunter. They were a good fit.
>>69208402
I have no problem with this one
>>69208888
No, the anon was just factually wrong. He was confusing Starkiller the person, with Starkiller the superweapon thinking they were the same thing and existed in both continuities.
Anybody who knows anything about start wars would know that this is just assbackwards retarded
Everyone in this thread should kill themselves, including me.
>>69208888
How can a movie be a Mary Sue? Do you just spout buzwords and hope you use one correctly?
>>69210415
I use your mother correctly.
>>69210096
>they were a good fit
Got me
Luke, Luke, please listen, this is important. You must learn about Testes
Testes were the pair of male reproductive glands that produced the sperm in certain species. The female pendant of those glands were called ovaries. Being hermaphroditic, the swamp slugs of Dagobah had both testes and ovaries located in the rear part of their bodies. In Human males, the crotch area, where the testes were located, was a highly sensitive zone, and blow landed in that area could prove quickly debilitating. To exploit that natural weakness, the Mandalorian martial artists developed a low blow technique called the "Keldabe handshake."Similarly, a woman would sometimes slam her knee between a man's legs to rebuff his unwanted sexual advances. You came from your fathers testes, which were unfortunately destroyed when he dipped them in molten lava. They were good friends.
>>69208888
>First movie was the biggest Mary Sue I've ever seen
Are you OK anon? Are you having some sort of stroke?
>>69210649
These are fucking gold
>>69190365
>STARKILLER
John Sheridan inspired the rebels? That dude gets shit done, I tell you hwut.
>>69198750
I'm pretty sure he is an actual autist. He could literally and non-fraudulently get autismbux in some countries. Read up about him, especially around the time of RoTJ. Pretty much a textbook case of high-functioning autism.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Windows?
Windows were transparent glass panes in use on houses throughout the galaxy. They were generally covered over by curtains—or, alternatively, shutters—when the house's inhabitants did not want others looking inside their homes, or when it was nighttime. Some windows were cleaned by CLE-004 window cleaning droids.
I once jumped through one for the sake of a mission I had absolutely no emotional investment in. Odd, really, since your father was the sort to do that
Luke did I ever tell you about that time a Tusken Raider hit a speeding pod racer from over 500 yards away?
These blast points are too accurate for sand people though.
>>69213846
You misinterpreted the line. They were too accurate, not because the points were hard to hit, but because the points were too specific for a sand person to know where to shoot. Unlike a podracer that they just aimlessly fire at
>>69214178
Are you saying the podracing scene was poetry in action?
>>69208457
Ah sweet WEG d6 awesomeness!
>>69201515
kikehood is matrilineal
>>69199674
Darth Fisturanus
Luke, did I ever tell you about chairs? They are pieces of furniture that humanoids can sit in. Like many objects in the galaxy, chairs can also function temporarily as ad hoc weapons. They are sometimes made of wood. The word "chair" can also refer to a chairman. It is a good word.
>>69217445
Your friend Han Solo will go on to own the most comfortable chair in the galaxy.
>>69198413
ayyyyy
https://youtu.be/1_aOR6H9h0I
>>69217710
I honestly don't get why people got so buttblasted over the whole thing.
It would obviously OTT bullshit done for a laugh.
Luke, did I ever tell you about reproduction? In many species that had two sexes, the creation of a new organism is obtained by combining the genetic material of two "parents," that is two opposite-sex organisms.That usually required mating, sexual union involving penetration so the male's sperm could impregnate a female's ovum. In most mammals, the offspring would then gestate in the mother's womb until birth. Depending on the genital and cellular compatibility, two individuals of different species could reproduce or not. This is how good friends are born.
Luke, did I ever tell you about your mother Padmé? She literally gave up on living as soon as she saw your face. She was ultimately the reason your father destroyed my order. On our final parting, he bellowed "I HATE YOU!" as I left him to burn on the edge of a lava river. In fact, I took his Jedi Lightsaber, here it is. Your father used it to slaughter countless Jedi including numerous *cough* younglings. And he was a good friend.
>>69197349
Underrated post
>>69206172
Haven't you heard of battle meditation?
