>go to civil war
>girls everywhere
>let's take a selfie!
>selfie flashes going off everywhere before the movie begins
>the 20 has started
>flashes still going off
>girls yelling out "Hashtag civilwar"
>all these girl groups with large popcorns and top shelf candy
>singles policy meant I could only get the singles corn, which ran out during the previews, and get bottom shelf candy
>bottom shelf is shit like animal crackers and mike and ikes
>junior mints on top shelf
>couldn't even get butter on my popcorn
>flashes continue into the previews
>loud couple next to me excited to see spiderman
>they think the whole movie is going to be about him
>they think Iron man and captain are going to stay best friends
>I can't unhear their conversation and end up hearing everything up until the movie starts
>finally the movie starts
>the ritualistic sounds of artificial camera flashes have ceased
>try to enjoy the movie
>my soda is warm
>my popcorn is gone and wasn't even salted
>my animal crackers slipped between the seats and now rests scattered under a stranded landwhale and her yeti husband
>kindly get up
>excuse myself to the row
>and quickly exit and begin walking home
>go to civil war
There's your problem.
>things that didn't happen
>>69188980
Most of that sounded like a completely realistic experience' kekd at the animal crackers slipping between the seats. +1 for the subtlety
>get to theater early
>in singles line
>couples and groups line gets to go in first so people can be seated together
>finally get to go in
>every avaliable seat is in the first 3 neckbreak rows
>shit like animal crackers and mike and
>mike and Ike's
>shit
Stopped reading there go fuck yourself and your shit taste
>>69188980
>let's take a selfie
I have seen this. Though it was in the more expensive division of the cinema and they were holding up wine.
still, sm͏h
>>69189153
>I enjoy artificially flavored glycerin pills
>>69189153
THEYRE SO HARD AND GET STUCK IN YOUR TEETH WHAT KIND OF LITERAL FUCKING SOCIOPATH ENJOYS MIKE AND IKES. I BET YOU KILL CHILDREN YOU FUCKING LUNATIC.
>>69189848
NO WAIT IM THINKING OF DOTS, MY MISTAKE.
>>69188980
>>69189149
where the fuck do you guys live?
This was my experience
>go to 4:00 screening right after little bro gets off school
>walk to theatre with no ticket wait
>get my popcorn n drink with no wait
>walk in and see two couples and some mom with 2 kids
>get prime seats in the middle
>in the 10 minutes i sat there maybe 10 people walked in
>a small group of school kids and some adults
>>69188980
>singles policy meant I could only get the singles corn
>implying literally any movie theater would implement a rule designed to limit the amount of horribly overpriced food you can buy
although i would laugh if they did that and called it "the single's corn"
>watching capeshit
>PAYING to watch capeshit
>just want to watch my movie
>singles policy has me seated in the singles row right behind the big and tall row and right in front of the children under 3 row
