Okay, serious question. Does /tv/ actually like the whole CIA-Bane plane scene or have you just beaten it to death as a meme? Not that I don't think the meme's funny, I just want to know what /tv/ honestly thinks of this scene.
It's so bad/cartoonish it's funny
Tell me about Bane.
It transcends the very defintion of good and bad, its mere existence lies beyond any human comprehension
It's a scene that is so at odds with the rest of the film that it just stands out. It's been retold again and again here for nearly over half a decade, Hardy and Gillen know how much it's been talked about. It's an eternal meme.
Honestly it'sa big scene
>>69180445
>>69180458
uhmmmmmmmmmmm
I think it levels of irony were so high they transcended into actual appreciation.
bane
>>69180491
You dont get to bring gooks
>>69180519
>>69180458
perhaps I'm wondering why you'd ask someone about Bane when you yourself know about him
>>69180491
She didn't fly so gook!
>>69180548
Get her in the idol band, I'll call it in!
>WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
why is that so important to a fucking CIA agent
>>69180351
When I first saw the movie, I couldn't make out what was happening because the dialogue is goofy, but I thought the set-pieces were well done.
Today, that scene sticks out so much from the rest of the movie that you might as well not continue watching the rest.
Best short-film I've ever seen.
Range?
>>69180351
it's basically the room. pretty much every line of dialogue, the whole premise, every creative decision is somehow off and absurd. but the sheer unlikely scope of the awfulness is also what makes it funny
>>69180351
never watched TDKR, but the memes made me curious. Looked up the scene on youtube and thought I was being rused by cheap memedubs until I realized it was the actual audiotrack of the movie.
It would have been appropriate in a 90's era Cartoon Network show.
>>69180473
>tfw that plane actually crashed
with no survivors
;_;
>>69180351
Champagne?
>>69180591
She already is...Crayon Pop breh...
it's the logical culmination of a forced meme
/tv/ has to like it because it's never, ever going away, and the only other options are suicide or insanity
>>69180701
MAUGHAHHHHH the FRIENDSand BANE has always been celebrated forits BIGness. there is an Usbekistani fliiightplaaan by Bill Wilsón. Inspiiiiiiired. by that same masked mercenaRY. itscalledinfromtheplaneandlikethebestflighplans it includes me, my men, doctor pavel, but onl-
>uh, sir
>>69180351
>Flight Germanwings Flight 9525 happened
>Bane porn parody
Then it became eternal meme
>>69180738
Action Aiden, please.
>The meme transcends reality
>>69180766
...
He doesn't bring friends?
>>69180606
Ooze?
>>69180594
And how does a CIA agent not know why when a random butler knows?
This is now a dubs thread
>>69180351
i actually liked it
and bane in general till it turned out he wasnt the big bad
that sucked
>>69180351
We like quality filmmaking here. The CIA scene is the peak of TDKR. The acting, the dialogue, the soundtrack. Pure kino masterpiece.
>>69180473
>>69180699
http://aviation-safety.net/database/record.php?id=20130629-0
>Fatalities: 2 / Occupants: 2
>>69180351
if the entire film was like the plane scene, it'd be my favourite movie of all time
>>69180813
Admirable....but mistaken
> TFW the plane scene was filmed less than an hours drive from where I live
I should really go on a pilgrimage
>>69180873
I wonder if any debris from the stunt is still there on the ground
You could literally have a piece of meme magic anon
>>69180895
The whole place is on private property, surrounded by wire.
I could get to the wire, in sight of it, and place a belt in tribute.
>>69180846
they really should've just done a Spy vs. Spy thing with Bane and CIA capturing Dr. Pavel from each other back and forth
>>69180924
Do it. Post results
>>69180846
I honestly keep on forgetting there's a whole film after the plane scene
>>69180606
>>69180924
>surrounded by wire
>aidan gillen was also in the wire
>and threw a man out of a plane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFTMEOpmJT4
POTTERY
>>69180975
There is? What is it about?
>>69180938
and batman periodically makes cameo appearances trying to figure out what's going on
>>69180988
>>69180988
HOW DOES NOLAN DO IT
>>69181048
it's a pratchett reference
>>69180351
It's a masterpiece of unintentional hilarity.
>>69180732
If I disband Cryon Pop will she die?!
>>69180491
I love Choa
BANE?
>>69181136
>>69180351
what's CIA's favorite album?
>>69181167
BÆÑË?
>>69181193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJroOnp7-Rg
This is fire rising.
>>69181193
Mothership by Led Zeppelin
this scene is actually better than all the recent capeshit
>>69181193
This and anything by Notorious B.I.G
>>69181193
Anything by Jefferson Airplane
>in this thread at work
>overhear some say for you
Why does this keep happening?
>>69181099
Batman: You were never an agent. You were never even a man!
CIA: You're letting them kill Pavel...
Batman: What does that mean? Why did you say that name?
CIA: Find him... Save Pavel...
Batman: Why did you say that name? Pavel? Why did you say that name? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?
>>69181279
This cant be happening! Im at work here!
>>69181279
bane transcends realities
>>69180351
Memes aside when I first saw it in theaters I thought it was a pretty awesome opening scene, but it doesn't hold up to rewatch, the dialog is very cheesy
>>69181258
Has anyone photoshopped CIA or bane in that picture?
>>69181193
In The Aeroplane Over The Sea
>>69181279
Meme magic is real nigger, and /tv/'s is stronger than most
>>69181337
Oh God, please let this be a thing.
>>69181258
My God.
![76e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m91phxG.jpg "76e[1].jpg")
Lord Vader, I'm Jedi Council.
>>69181434
Holy mother of bane
>>69181434
meme magic is real
>>69181258
Someone with talent please shop bane into this one
>>69181434
And CIA into this one
>>69180813
Alright, just for you
>>69181434
It was meant to be
>>69181477
Nice
>>69180351
>bane threads are still doing iron man numbers in 2016
What is big will never die, but rises higher an hotter than fire
>>69180351
Dr. Joker, I'm BOSCH
>>69181475
what is this expression trying to convey?
MOOOOOoODS!
>>69181477
Checked
I literally can't believe it's a real scene in a major motion picture after watching it so many times, it's fucking terrible in every way, the acting, the sound design, the script, the logic. It's all wrong.
>>69181530
Mods love Baneposting, dickless
>>69181544
You're a big dubs
>>69181520
>Excuse me, I'm known to be extremely painful. I just thought you should know.
What did he mean by this?
>>69181566
My favorite part is the stunt guy faceplanting into the side and the little purring sound Bane makes when he hangs from the seats. It's so fucking absurd.
Like I get they only had one shot to do the stunt the "real way" instead of a green screen fest but is the shot with the faceplant really the best footage they got? God damn.
>>69181628
Nolan only does 3 takes
Requesting Bane and CIA in this pose
>>69181681
I thought he only did one?
>>69180351
Let's make something worth out of this, and let's analyze the opening scene of The Dark Knight Rises.
It's incredible how misunderstood this scene and its dialogue is. Granted, Aiden Gillen speaks a little awkward, but after having repeatedly given this scene watch after watch, I can assure you, what CIA said is the following:
>First, Juan. Two, talk. Gats, too, stay on my aircraft!
Basically, he called out Juan (his accomplice, as evidenced by the fact that "Juan of you" [previous dialogue] is allowed to stay on the plane), then commanded him (as CIA is the one in charge) to speak to CIA and then he put emphasis on the importance of Gats doing the same and not thinking of leaving the plane. Gats, too, is of importance for the success of the mission, which is why he shouldn't leave the aircraft.
I will be honest though, no idea who Gats is. What do you guys think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlqGvf4dYNY
>>69181527
This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
>>69181783
Failure
>>69181783
You can do better than that
>>69181738
Gats = gatling gun
Clearly CIA is stating the importance of the weaponry onboard
>>69181144
I love double doubles
>>69181689
Go to some drawfag thread and make your request there.
Have this instead you jojo loving fuck.
>>69181738
>>69181825
It's clearly a reference to The Great Gatsby. Nolan had just worked with DiCaprio on Inception alongside Hardy. But what could this mean?
>>69181919
Thanks Anonpart 2 is the best
>>69181434
>>69181468
Its a big meme
Quads
>>69182000
Those are big trips
>>69182000
Uh, you don't get to bring digits.
>>69182000
Tell me about Prince
Why does he wear the purple?
>>69182000
Well congratulations, you got yourself trips. Now what's the next step of your master plan?
>>69182089
He's a small guy
>>69181738
>>69181825
>>69181949
I don't know why you guys are so fucking stupid but he says
"First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft"
Just look at the fucking script you utter, utter morons
>>69182089
His doves cry so good
>>69182110
Reporting this thread
BANEhotep?
>>69182123
Nice notepad file. Type that yourself? Doesn't even make sense
>>69182123
HOTHEAD
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>>69181738
>"Juan of you"
You're talking about Juan of Hughes? He's the son of mexican monarch Onyon of Hughes
>>69181477
Nice
>not gizoogling the script
CIA MAN
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT!
SO...WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. PAVEL?!
Nothing. CIA Man fires up tha open door n' tha Special Forces yank Hooded Man 1 back in, clubbin his ass on tha fuckin' down-low.
CIA MAN
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?!
CIA MAN
TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!
Da prisoner say nothing. CIA Man presses tha glock ta the manz hood - his schmoooove ass cocks tha gun...nothing.
CIA MAN
LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!
THIRD PRISONER
Or da thug wonderin why one of mah thugs would blast a playa before throwin his ass out of a aeroplane.
CIA MAN
Wiseguy, huh, biatch? At least you can talk. Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is yo slick ass?
THIRD PRISONER
We is nothing. We is tha dirt beneath yo' Nikes fo' realz. And no one cared whoz ass I was until I put on themask...
CIA Man pulls off his hood, revealin a thugged-out dark mask wit a funky-ass breathang apparatus. The eyes behind it is cold. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This is Bane.
BANE
Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck we is do not matter n' shit. What mattas is our plan.
CIA MAN
If I pull dis off, will you die?
BANE
It would be mad painful.
CIA MAN
Yo ass be a funky-ass big-ass muthafucka -
BANE
For yo thugged-out ass.
>over 100 replies
Where's the fucking janitors
>>69182147
GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE!
I HATE EVERY AGENCY
FROM CIA TO CIZ
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A BIG GUY OUT OF ME
OH MY GOD, I WAS WRONG
IT WAS BANE ALL ALONG
YOU FINALLY MADE A BIG GUY (yes, we finally made a big guy)
YOU FINALLY MADE A BIG GUY OUT OF ME!!!!
I love you, Dr. Pavel!
>>69182307
He learned. Hothead
>>69182307
You can abandon this thread for 4chan heaven, but first you must answer my questions seven:
1) How was it that Dr. Pavel didn't think to say something before they got onboard?
2) Other than keeping Pavel away from Bane, why did they want him in the first place?
3) To what lengths was Bane prepared to go to find out what Pavel told CIA?
4) How did the hired guns not get blown off the wings of CIA's plane?
5) Everything Bane and CIA say to each other is strangely disjointed. Were they speaking in code?
6) Are all Bane's hired guns equally disposable to him or did Wreckage Brother just draw the short straw?
7) Did they have a contingency plan in case CIA's flight plan accounted for all three of them?
>>69182000
I am a big guy
I am in charge
I am something that you'll never comprehend
No need 2 worry
No need 2 cry
I'm Gotham's reckoning and you're the reason why
'Cuz U - Bane would die 4 u, yeah
Talia if u want me 2
U - Bane would die 4 u
>>69182465
He wore a raspberry mask
The kind you'd find in a Soviet prison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFzl0_Qeb84
best bane video coming through
>>69182521
This just proves this
Norfag here currently watching the memefest on Max
>>69182503
How can you just leave me standing?
Alone in a city so cold?
Maybe I'm just too demanding
Maybe I'm just like your father, too bold
Maybe you're clambering over each other
A false idol has been supplied
Why does weakness cost the lives of three others?
This is what it sounds like
When Bane cries
Help me with my bane folder please
Why did they expect one of them in the wreckage, and why did it help to leave a guy to prove this?
>>69182825
He actually believed CIA only put one of them on the flight plan, even though he also knew CIA wasn't actually shooting his brother. I think in reality he just wanted to kill his brother.
Uhh, you don't get to have friends.
>>69182961
Why would I want friends?
>>69180351
It's a cultural icon now.
>>69182995
I hope you have a friend like I did, to plunge their hands into the filth so that you can keep yours clean!
>>69182819
I never meant to cause you any sorrow
I never meant to cause you extreme pain
I only wanted one time to see you crashing
I only want to see you crashing in the federal plane
>>69183070
a lot of loyalty for a friend
>>69183140
Fucking winner.
>>69180379
>>69180756
It's true.
>>69182819
>>69180351
...Will you not speak? The you shall die,
"Not good" 's how I'd describe you fly.
The next among you I shall ask:
Bane! Why does he wear the mask?
Your silence is both strange and bold,
For one who fights for naught but gold.
Perhaps the man does simply wonder,
Why, before you'd throw him yonder,
You would shoot him in the head,
And cast him out when he is dead.
Finally a man here who can speak,
You may be the one I seek.
Tell me this: what is your name?
Lest you suffer a fate the same.
It matters not, dear CIA.
It did not matter until the day,
I set my mind upon my task,
And donned my distinctive mask.
If I removed, with my fair hand,
the mask that has become your brand,
Would forth the maw of death creep,
and bring about eternal sleep?
An action such as that would be
painful to an extreme degree.
But the pain that would ensue,
could surely be endured by you,
For after all, I clearly see,
A man of grander build than me.
It seems you have mistaken it,
it won't be I that bites the bit!
Painful times are sure ahead
but not for me - for you, instead.
>>69182821
![A7R6a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7sSoBg3.jpg "A7R6a[1].jpg")
>>69183228
>>69182821
Another.
/r/ing a pic of CIA with suicide squad
>>69182821
And another.
>>69181258
>>69182821
Still digging.
>>69183399
Awfully cropped, sadly
>>69183375
For you. Sorry about the text
>>69180351
Most of these idiots frequent reddit so they repeat everything to death. It's kind of like when a young kid does something and gets a laugh from adults, he keeps doing the same thing over and over to get the same reaction. He doesn't get it was a one time thing. Plus, very few anons are original. Hence the same jokes and insults are repeated endlessly.
Can we go into the wild and find somewhere to banepost?
Plz /tv/ it kills me eerytime.
This scene evidences the paucity of Christopher Nolan as an intellect and artist.
THAT is what /tv thinks.
>>69183410
>over an hour later
>>69183464
you're a hot head.
>>69183452
Booo. Sorry about that,
>>69183464
>>69183410
lovely
>>69181520
that's a big fridge
>>69183462
Fuck I wish some anon with meme magic could edit a trailer so Bill was in it. Like when it pans to different villains.
>>69181628
Don't forget that Banes voice is dubbed over because it was originally too hard to understand, so that "purring" was actually dubbed in.
>>69183544
For pedos
>>69183410
Good work anon
>>69183283
>>69183312
>>69183317
>>69183366
>>69183399
Keep it going brother's
>>69183375
I gotchu
>>69180491
Is that you, Doc?
>>69183410
Nicely done.
>>69183549
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YlqGvf4dYNY
>>69183575
Did someone say they needed a doctor?
>>69183475
>>69183544
Any chance you can fuck off back to your company war threads? There are 60 of them.
>>69183608
>>69183608
>He wasn't Alon
What did Masketta Man mean by this? Clearly Dr. Pavel is Alon.
>>69180351
It's a masterpiece
>>69183655
Masketta Man was trying to deceive CIA by concealing Dr. Pavel's true identity.
>>69183655
kek,
Anyone happen to have the shoop of CIA showing up on Catwoman's motorcycle at the end?
>>69183651
>where's CIA?
>>69181193
>>69183761
I usually suck at these sorts of things, but I found him by amazing luck.
>>69183750
>>69183761
I'm still looking.
>>69183811
There's at least 10 in that pic. Enjoy
>>69183761
How many are there? Found 4 so far
>>69181167
>>69183811
>him
There's several, you can easily find like 3 or 4 by quickly glancing through the image.
https://ciaplanescenemeaning.wordpress.com/
>>69183845
I also found Bane, wew.
>>69183813
Fucking awesome! Thank you, anon. You're a real human bean.
>>69183811
>amazing luck
I found 8 in under 30 seconds. Christ knows how many there are.
>>69183848
>>69183927
I found them all before but I didn't think to count them
>>69183879
Spotting that stance triggers an almost Pavlovian response for me.
>>69183959
You're so cool.
>>69183999
wew lad
/r/ing this pic with bane as bigger than the universe
>>69184045
Bane isn't bigger than the universe
>>69184127
Yeah, he's only big for you.
>>69184045
The Ancalagon ones are great too
>>69184127
Hothead
>>69184127
He literally said "for u(niverse)".
>>69184127
>>69182000
>>69183999
>>69184034
Fun fact, both of those were mine, and I've never attempted to get dubs in my life. I hate that shit. For some reason I get quints all the fucking time.
>>69183761
I found a few
Can Ant-Man be a guest star in the CIAnematic Universe? He has the ultimate power - to be all sizes of guy.
>>69184220
NIce,
>>69184264
What's really pathetic about this is that there are so many blatant ones you're missing.
I hate teenagers.
>>69184303
It's the CIAnematic 4Universe
>>69184264
>>69184303
Get out.
nobody cared who i was before i put on the dubs
>>69184343
I'm out for now. Great thread.
>>69184385
Uhhm... you don't get to bring singles.
>>69184337
I'd have found more but your mom kept begging me to come back to bed
It's very well done with good banter between the characters, great score and with amazing practical effects.
All jokes aside, it's one of the GOAT scenes
>>69184220
Thanks anon have a rare CIA
>>69184421
>You're a teenager
>Makes a your mom joke in response
lol
>>69184421
>overused unoriginal American humour
>>69184508
Everything about the scene is awful. The acting, the writing, the sound design, the awkward cinematography... it's the worst scene in a worse movie.
>>69184560
So that's what that scrambled thumbnail was
>>69184421
>>69184560
I've never seen such blatant samefaggotry. You truly don't belong in this thread, teenager.
>>69184616
Not samefagging. I only replied to him to see what my scrambled thumbnail was >>69184597
>>69184421
Why did you delete your cringe-inducing samefag post after being called out on it, anon? Embarrassment, I suppose.
>>69184674
>someone laughed at my joke
Thanks anon :)
>>69180351
Honestly and unironically, I think it's the best directed/written part of the film. It's so stylistic and unique that I sticks out from the rest of it. Truly the best scene in the film.
I like it. It's very James Bond.
>>69183317
>what if CIA was a grill
What is the actual size of bane?
>>69184834
Her periods would be extremely painful
>>69184860
Tom Hardy is a shortish guy
>>69184860
big 4u
>>69184891
HE SAID BANE
How hyped you were?
>>69184911
Well the image was already posted >>69184220
>>69184955
Sorry bro. Thanks.
>>69184955
>>69184911
>>69184891
>>69184860
http://bane.wikia.com/wiki/Bane
Straight from the source.
>>69182307
Here doing their jobs and allowing a tv-related thread to stay open.
>>69184596
There's no way to put TDKR in the bad movie category or even the average one.
As far as superhero movies go, that's the cream of the crop with TDK.
Sound design is the only thing that could be argued, all other points are just pure nonsense.
What did I mean by this?
>>69184876
She's a big girl.
>>69185001
something something but only one of you
>>69183410
>>69185001
That's a wasp, not a bee.
>>69185017
>>69185001
It would bee eggs dream Lee pain full fore ewe
