why the sudden uptick in segal posting?
>>69172212
memes man
/k/ thinks he's operator as fuck
>>69172212
He's the personification of dank
>>69172212
I was thinking the same. Its like his weight, This guy has seriously got hefty
What's sad is that /tv/ doesn't even know the best Segal memes to use, he's a fucking gold mine of memes
>balding spray on hair fag
>goes to other countries and pretends to be a us ambassador
>pretends he was in the yakuza
>pretends aikido is an actual martial art
>pretends hes a sheriff in maricopa county
>has concerts where he goes on stage and fake plays a guitar
>claims he is immune to being choked out
>gets choked out by gene lebell (judo master) in 6 seconds and he shits himself
>makes insane reggae music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc
>>69172464
>Anderson Silva (who barely speaks english) claims he had no idea who Segal was, just this goofy fat man who would hang around the dojo eating donuts and making jokes
>Steven Segal: I taught Anderson everything he knows. He calls me master.
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF8sWDUZcSE
>>69172571
>segal bullied the Pest
not cool
Seagal was a meme before meme's even existed. It took snatching birthdays for neo /tv/ to find out who he is
>>69172212
he did an ama on plebbit so theres a little more material to work with
>>69172464
>>69172571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkskuSXqUD0
>>69172212
Anybody seen the Richie meme? I'm a keep coming back until anyone remembers seeing the Richie meme
Daily reminder that Jean Claude Van Damme is an actual fighter, with a proven kickboxing record of 48-4, unlike Segal who has never been in a real fight because aikido isn't a real art form, and when Segal was drunk he challeneged JCVD and got absolutely humiliated by Jean in front of Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis and ran away in tears
>>69172464
>Shortly after the incident, Seagal explained that the raid on suspect Jesus Llovera—which involved a Maricopa County Sheriff’s Department team in full riot gear swarming his family’s home, as Steven Seagal crashed through his gates in a tank—all came about because, as Seagal said to a local TV station, “Animal cruelty is one of my pet peeves.” So in order to prevent said animal cruelty, Seagal and his team apparently “euthanized” the more than 100 roosters it found on Llovera’s property and, according to a just-filed claim from Llovera, also shot and killed his 11-month-old puppy.
http://www.avclub.com/article/steven-seagal-accused-of-killing-a-puppy-and-hundr-61146
>>69172984
That's so 'murica.
>>69172268
Seagal is a firearms expert and master pistol shooter
Here is some proof if you doubt his abilities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnw08iNb51U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn4d-UqPVN4
>>69172212
haw you actually SEEN his work?
>>69173831
I'm not sure if its from one of his movies or is this from his '''reallity''' work
>>69174042
>Push the bullet
>Push it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn4d-UqPVN4
>>69172212
That shitty movie he did last year is on Netflix now
it only started up after some popular reddit posts about his new movies
snatching birthdays
>>69172464
>tv_attempts_to_approach_female.flv
This fat man's dance will never not be funny.
literal redditors
