ITT: characters that are LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY you
witty nihilistic and with a twisted sense of humor.
>>69167259
>>69167411
Did Lars have a big one?
>>69167448
gigantic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDupfPBlPn0
>>69167259
how many have you killed and where are the bodies?
>>69167411
me on the left
>fat
>shit hair
>weird face
>everybody's favourite though
Couple of years ago I rewatched gladiator and I indentified with that bad emperor.
feltbatman
In looks anyways.
>>69167611
hey Earl
>>69167259
literraly my clone
stuck in the same place. everyday is the same. and nothing I do matters.
>>69167969
hey crabman
>>69168525
hey cuck
Travis Bickle
>>69168546
intredasting
>>69167969
hey crabman
>>69167259
Same here. Same here. Exact hair and eyeglasses.
I don't trap girls but I have done perverted things
>>69167259
This is me
>trained in bunch of different martial arts
>Lift weights
>Dad hates me
>like women but fucked some gay guys out of boredom/desperation
>have a sense of humour
>>69170409
>Dad hates me
This didn't apply to Mac though
>>69170457
But it does anon
>>69167588
Came here to post this. Except I put the vice grip on my testicles. Based best brother.
>>69167707
Looks like trey parker
>>69167802
Top kek
>>69170657
Moot, is that you?
unironically this
"I'm all knocked out I may just hang around the house"
Ben from Parks & Rec, only I guess I'm less awkward. My best friend pointed out our similarities the other day.
>soon-to-be-accountant
>same interests
>literally a blonde GF that was elected for local office (but she did good and was well liked)
>had a short political career from 18-23, only I did pretty good
>have a very healthy, very fit best friend
>>69168416
>that daydream sequence in the house;_;
>>69170409
so you're also gay but can't notice it yourself?
In looks
>>69167259
>...
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>I drivefor Pizza Hut
>>69167912
That's unfortunate. I've always hated his face.
>>69168573
Hey teenager. Thanks for ruining this board.
>>69167969
Hey crabman
>>69170754
you sound p gay, desu
I hate it but it's true ;_;
>>69171609
I have had sexual relations with 36 women, hence the "less awkward" part
>>69167259
lel I thought this was Gerard Butler in Law Abiding Citizen when he wears that cop disguise