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Horror of the year
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Horror of the year
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duuuude god save me lmao
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It was the corn
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I couldn't understand a goddamn word of it
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>>69164250
It was more sexy than scary desu
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>>69164572

I'm pretty good with english accents, but this was indecipherable at times.

Dude would just mumble, and grumble, and mangle, and fuck it all up.
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>>69164250
Thats 2015
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>>69164250
I agree. I liked pretty much everything about it. Someway it reminded me many times about Antichrist, similiar atmosphere and slow pacing or something. Can't wait to get my hands on blu-ray and watch it again.
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>>69164572
Pleb filter right here
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>>69164748

According to wiki it's this dude.
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>>69164748
No, he was some model, voiced and acted by Wahab Chaudhry
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>>69164250
I agree. It is not a 10/10 horror and it has its flaws, but I don't see anything surpassing it this year.
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>I wish I got a better look at Black Phillip at the end.

Why was this post deleted?
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>>69164287
>>69164572
>>69164628
>>69164671
Watch more film, children.
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>>69164250
The absolute greatest, sexiest ass of all time. She has the best ass I've ever seen in my entire life.
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>>69165332
BODY DOUBLE
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>>69164781
This.
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I found it more of a suspense film. Can't see how this film is at all frightening.
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>>69165353
Literally provide proof.
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>>69165332
This
>>69165353
Lying faggot
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>>69164572
>mfw during the boys pre death speech
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>>69165414
"I'm dying, I see heaven"
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>>69165369
No film is frightening in this day and age. I'd like to see one that was that was a production and not just horrifying real life shit on the internet.
The last movie I remember really getting to me a bit was Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I still consider it one of the best horror movies ever.
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>>69165378
Google pics of the actress who played Thomasin. Her ass is nowhere near that thick. You also don't see her face in that scene. How convenient.

BODY DOUBLE
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>Americans shoehorning film into genres
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>>69164572
Read a book.
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>>69164572
play a videogame
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>>69165386
No it's actually true. That wasn't her.
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>>69164250
non
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>>69164572
Listen to a tape.
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>>69165480
>>69165571
Fucking citation you niggers.
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>>69165659
listen to the commentary you pleb
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>>69165675
You can't fool me you stupid bitch. It's not out yet.
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>>69165369
I'd say it was truly a horror film. It wasn't "boo" scary, but it was about satan killing an entire family and sending them to hell just to tempt a pure girl into his servitude. The last 20 minutes or so really made the movie for me.
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>>69164250
Your mom is whore of the year
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>>69165737
It's literally pleb filter the movie.
I'm not saying it's a masterpiece of horror, but it is horror and a really good modern point of comparison for what should and shouldn't be happening with the genre and audiences.
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>>69165788
It was a masterpiece of horror.
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>>69165813
Texas Chainsaw was a masterpiece of horror. This was just really good. Don't get me wrong I definitely support the approach of the film and think it would be a significant step forward if more people took a hint from it on how to do things.
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>>69165788

Hey there anon, my name actually is Brandon Smith and I live in Plainville, Connecticut, United States of America, and I just wanted to say that you are an absolute cock-inhaling faggot of a human being who should go and shitfuck himself up the dickhole for having such genuinely retarded opinions. It literally seems to me that you may actually legitimately be a mentally handicapped person whose handler has accidentally allowed to access a computer. My recommendation is that you go out to your nearest freeway at your earliest convenience and insert yourself into the traffic such that motorists are forced to either swerve or splatter your being upon the hoods and windshields of their cars, traumatizing all those within them as you do, so that these sorts of inane and stupid shit thoughts that seem to just spew out of your anus of a mouth will never be seen on this board again. Alternatively, go to your resident barbecue and turn the grill on to its highest heat, then place your hands into the flames until they are roasted into unrecognizable stumpy, blackened appendages that will require years of treatment and therapy to heal into scarred lumps which will require a lifetime of medication to relieve the constant and permanent pain from nerve damage, in order to prevent yourself from ever typing such a dumb sentence ever again.

Thanks,
Brandon
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>>69164250
Yes, I agree. This film was a cringey horror show.
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>>69165872
Alright mate. Sorry I upset you but I had a kek and thanks for sharing.
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>>69165935
Literally 16 years old.
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>>69164572
I had to turn subtitles on.
English is my second language, so I dunno if it's the movie's fault or not.
The father's voice was fucking incredible though.
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>>69164250
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STOP SHILLING THIS MEDIOCRE PIECE OF CRAP FOR FUCK SAKE
EVERYDAY

I SEE THE SAME FUCKING RHETORIC ABOUT HOW GREAT SUCH AN AMATEUR GARBAGE DRAMA IS FOR FAUX WANNABE CINEPHILES WHO CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CINEMATOGRAPHY AND STORYTELLING WHERE THE FORMER COMPENSATED FOR THE SHIT LATTER

GO BACK TO CAPESHIT BECAUSE ITS EMBARRASSING WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE GREAT TASTE OR WHEN YOU TRY TO VENTURE OUT OF YOUR USUAL MINDLESS GARBAGE TO PAMPERED AND GLITTERED MINDLESS GARBAGE FOR 16 YEAR OLDS BECAUSE YOU'LL UP SPAM YOUR OPINION OUT OF INSECURITY ALL OVER THE FUCKING BOARD EVERY FUCKING DAY SO YOUR FUCKING MARKETING CHIEF WILL PAY YOU THE SHEKELS REQUIRED FOR A GOOD FUCKING DAYS WORK
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>>69165578
Green Room >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The SShit
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>>69164250

try "Most Boring Movie Of The Year Thus Far"
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