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I got a Game of Thrones tattoo during season 3

I didn't think it would go so downhill...
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I bet there are shitloads of people with GoT tattoos bro, don't let it get you down.
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>>69161487
I watch nothing new, same shit over and over. And nothing good.
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>>69161500
I think oldboy is shit
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>>69161487
Just tell people you got it ironically, dumbass.
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>>69161487
you got a got tatoo? can you show your feet?
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I'm the only person here who has ever criticised TFA for having the Millenium Falcon just sitting there waiting to be stolen. I'm not talking about how Mary Sue was able to pilot it so easily, I'm talking about the writers being so lazy that they just had one of the most iconic vehicles in all of fiction just hanging out there with no to-do. Yes, it is autistic.
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>>69161729
they literally explained why it was there
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>>69161807
I know. Still lazy.
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>>69161606
because it is, only 2edgy4me pre teens and fratboys think is some form of a masterpiece
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>>69161487
Fucking normie REEEEEEEEE
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>>69161825
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>>69161844
Dubs dont lie, but yet I'm not from reddit.
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I enjoy the Boondock Saints movies
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I found Escape From New York and Big Trouble In Little China underwhelming.

The worldbuilding was great, characters were pretty neat, but something felt really strangely off. Like those were the prequels to something much bigger that doesn't exist.
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>>69161487
Nigger, how the fuck do you not think this through?
>hurr this shit's going to be with me forever
>oh well #YOLO durr
Seriously, how do you not AUTOMATICALLY think it through first and realize it's not worth fucking marking your body over a shitty fad?
Is this sort of impulsive behavior considered normal?
Jesus fuck.
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>>69161949
I won't fault this as long as you acknowledge The Thing as the best Carpenter/Russell film
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I grow hairs on the shaft of my cock and have to shave them sometimes
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>>69162109
Me too man, on the top and bottom.
i got Sasquatch dick
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>>69161500
underrated post
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>>69161949
That's not shameful, those are awful movies propped up by the so bad it's good lmao crowd
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>>69162109
I have one really long hair that grows just inside my urethra, and I have to yank it out whenever I see it. Shit hurts yo.
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I have tried, and tried desperately, to enjoy the original Halloween, but the more I watch it the more I hate it. I think other than the music it's a total amateur film. It's got no tension or suspense because it constantly shows exactly what's happening with the killer peeping and things like that. We could be wondering what's going to happen next but instead we are shown exactly what's going on time and again. It also features no good acting or memorable characters. Not to mention the laughable dialogue and plot in general. Why does Donald Pleasance just stand in front of the house for hours? The ending is also more absurd than all of the supernatural elements in Friday the 13th series combined (I don't like those either btw except 6). I just literally cannot even begin to comprehend why it such a well loved classic, let alone how it could be considered so terrifying, even by audiences of its day.
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I tried to kill myself and failed
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I use reddit regularly
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The editing of The Godfather Parts I and II is atrocious
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>>69162057
I haven't seen that one.
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>>69162044
It was my ex's idea, we got matching tattoos
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>>69162044
VINTAGE MEME
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I found Big Lewosky and Fargo boring as fuck.
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I have never watched an episode of Seinfeld and I am in my 30s
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>>69162278
At least you didn't get a tattoo of her name like some retards
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I really don't get the appeal with feet and just post in those threads to fit in
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>>69161487
Pretty cool OP, I'm thinking of getting one of the Sand Snakes with a banner that reads "Bad Pussy" or maybe a Euron tattoo with an "I AM THE DROWNED GOD" speech bubble
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>>69162268
Do you like films where the plot is a group of men with literally no way back to the world that have to fight a monster on their own in extreme conditions?

It's a great movie watch it
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>>69162299
Big Lebowski is boring to you? How? What don't you like?
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I pretend I'm happy
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I've watched maybe a dozen movies made in the last 10 years, and haven't watched a TV show since the 90's. I literally only watch sports and come here to shitpost.
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>>69161487
I fapped to the rape scene in Alien 3
[Spoiler]twice [/spoiler]
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>>69162254
maybe it was for the better
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>>69162440
Do you watch American Football? If so, who do you like for The Owl?
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>>69162363
I mean I really enjoyed Hateful Eight and I like snowy settings in enclosed spaces.

I'll watch it.
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>>69162475
Yeah. In the NFC either the Packers or Panthers again, AFC either the Patriots or Steelers.
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>>69162316
you're missing out dude.
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>>69162558
I think the Panthers will make another good run, but I'm hoping for the Cardinals not to be the Retardinals so Fitz can get his ring. Aaron Rodgers throws like a complete madman though, really looking forward to our next game against them.
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>>69162278
>tattoo of a bad show
>matching tattoos that were his ex's idea
All we need now is an anecdote about your wife's son.
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FUCKING POST THE TAT OP
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>>69162440
So your just a regular /sp/ poster.
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I feel completely fucking worthless and this board is the only place I get any social approval. I also want to be a pro wrestler.
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>>69162630
Cardinals are good and Fitz is the man. They have a good shot as long as Palmer stays sharp.
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>>69162712
wew
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i haven't watched a movie in 2 months
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>>69162763
Exactly. I like Palmer but he's an old man and we've gotta replace him in a few years. Hopefully with someone a little more mobile.
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>>69162737
Do you even lift?
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>>69162843
Everyday mate.
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I hate wall street movies & court movies.
I don't watch them.
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>>69162278
please please please post it please
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>>69161500
this is great
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>>69162558
Cowboys are going beast mode next year
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>>69163064
>SPORTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>69163064
>thinking Carson Palmer can do anything in the playoffs
Do you even into sports?
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>>69163115
get fukt nerd
but really i'm just another autist who happens to like football
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>>69163064
His heart didnt seem in it BUT the Panthers were all over him. If Badger hadnt torn his ACL (again) it might have been a different game but, then again, we still had David Johnson, Fitz, and John Brown. If we can just stay healthy I think we can do it. Bruce has to live up to his swag.
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>>69161606
It is, and that fight scene is awful.
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>>69162558
Mike McCarthy will absolutely prevent the packers from making to the superb owl. A HI WOOWEE tier retard would be a better game manager than him
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>>69163172
Look m80 you're gonna have to accept that Carson Palmer is physically incapable of taking a team to the promised land
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I cant understand why everyone hates bvs. it feels like a joke im not in on. the only bad part was gadot
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>>69163064
Forgot to add that that playoff game against the Packers was the most insane thing I've seen, and I've seen that episode of Star Trek: The Animated Series where they meet The Devil.
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>>69163266
Doomsday was awful
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>>69163172
Yeah that panthers defense was pretty damn good this season, but i feel like the cards have a good chance this season. honey badger comes back, nkemdiche will probably get snaps, david johnson is still there, arians is a damn good coach, just need to put it all together
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I've seen Super at least 40 times now
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>>69163260
I think I'm pretty eyes open to his faults. He was God Tier in the early season at least and can pull off stuff in the clutch.
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ITT: fucking normie sportsfags
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>>69162367
I didn't find any of the jokes funny and felt like it was too slow, I'm 2pleb4coens
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>>69163260
not him but even if palmer is a choker they have a good enough team to try the ol' peyton method of carrying the quarterback to the owl and covering his faults
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>>69161487

It had literally been going downhill since S1E9
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>>69163333
QUADS

DONT

LIE
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>>69163338
The movie just isn't for you.
It's not filled with quips. The humor comes from the absurdity of the storyline, characters and how it all blends together.
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>>69163296
The elements are all there for us, its just a matter of putting them together right and not getting memed by the Panthers again. How the Falcons beat them I'll never know. How the Broncos beat them everyone knows :)
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>>69163382
They do. Singles is truth
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>>69163266
People hate it because it doesn't follow their precious comics and it's become cool to hate dc movies
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>>69162440
So you're an uncultured retard straight from the south.

Fucking america needs to nuke itself already.
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>>69163338
Just enjoy the absurdity, it's very subtle.
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>>69163100
>Romo

'no'
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>>69163450
>Romo
>'no'

'maybe'
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>>69163450
If he stays healthy, that offense is fucking based. I'm not even a cowshits fan
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I used to dislike Man of Steel.
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>>69163270
>mfw that coin flip
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>>69163391
>>69163439
I'm a simple man, I don't know how to laugh at "absurdity".
I found the scene where they destroy the car was fun though
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>>69163401
yeah i don't think the panthers will be as good this season, hopefully you guys can do some major damage. ive always liked the cards, would be cool to see them win the owl
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>>69163482
>IT DIDNT FLIP
i was dying
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>>69163513
Hence why it isn't for you.
Not every movie is made for everyone. I don't understand half the movies /tv/ think are fun/funny while some I do. It's just personal preference and nothing to be ashamed about.
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>>69163333
R.EDDIT IS HERE
R.EDDIT HAS THE POWER
God help us all.
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>>69161487
pics or it didn't happen
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>>69163521
>tfw I might have been born in time to see Badger vs. Cam
Fingers crossed. I have this gut feeling that us going to the Owl just has to happen as a matter of a great coach aligning with a great team, but I know its not a sure thing at all.
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>>69163521
And I think the Panthers will be different now that Von Miller humbled them a bit.
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>>69163513
>i'm a simple man
Well at least you admit it.

After watching lots of films that use dialogue and situations to their full advantage, you can pick up on them quicker and thus find whatever the director wants you to laugh at funnier.

Stopping yourself from watching mindless capeshit movies is a good start.
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>>69162390
>has four close friends
OPEN ENROLLMENT TO BE MY LAST BEST BUDDY HAS BEGUN
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>>69163577
>tfw the sandsnek flag
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>>69163613
maybe but i would think that losing to the falcons of all teams would've done that earlier in the season. also they lost norman, which is a sizeable loss.
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>>69161487
I have never seen a kino
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Pic related is my guilty pleasure, I can't help it.
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>>69163653
Thats true. I guess they had meme-mentum.
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>>69162558
you have got to be memeing on us. Are those really your teams?
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>>69162240
I secretly believe that the Rob Zombie remake is better than the original
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>>69163624
>>Stopping yourself from watching mindless capeshit movies is a good start.
I don't even watch superhero movies except for the Raimi Spiderman ones
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>>69161487
I'm obsessed with the idea of emily blunt stepping on my balls.
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>>69163810
Weird. I'm ambivalent about the idea of my balls lifting Emily Blunt into the sky like the worst flying carpet ever.
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Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is far and away my favorite one in the series
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>>69163203
Couldn't agree more. Packers had everything they needed in that NFC title loss to the Seahawks. He's pathologically incapable of sticking to gameplans that are working (see: OT loss to Cardinals) and him and Capers decide to play cute when games are on the line. Don't get me wrong, there are definitely some personnel gaps on that team, but far worse teams have been more successful in the playoffs because they didn't have dipshit game managers.
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>>69163846
It's a convoluted mess, but it's not bad.
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>>69163424
>straight from the south

Not him, but this couldn't possibly be further from the truth. Your dipshits in the south are guaranteed to watch primetime network television, and a lot of areas haven't caught up with the idea that you can use your internet for tv or movies. You'll find sports obsessed nuts anywhere, not just the south. They might be watching hockey instead of NASCAR but they exist all the same.
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I am 37 years old.

My mother still buys me candy when I visit home and hands them to me the same way she did when I was a kid.

I work as a data inputter at a logistics company.

I have no friends.

I have no girlfriend.

The last time I kissed a girl was 1997.

The last time I got drunk was around 2006.

I am a virgin.

My dad left my mother for another women when I was very young.

For my birthday last year I booked a motel room and paid for an escort but when she turned up I felt sorry for her and gave her the money and told her to get some sleep but she laughed and called me a bunch of names and left.

I was attractive in my late teens and early 20s buy my looks have worn off.

No girls notice me and I don't feel worthy of being noticed.

Sometimes I drive to McDonalds after work and buy way too much food and eat until I feel nauseous and then lie in the backseat while listening to R.E.M.

Last year I developed a crush on a girl who works at an Arby's near my workplace but when I asked her out she seemed to hope I was joking and said no thanks.

My old neighbour had a pet dog that I'd look after sometimes but he moved out and now all I have are the plants I try and care for.
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>>69163666
get some fucking taste satan
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>>69164012
918
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>>69164012
I believe this
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>>69164012
>For my birthday last year I booked a motel room and paid for an escort but when she turned up I felt sorry for her and gave her the money and told her to get some sleep but she laughed and called me a bunch of names and left.
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I like older, foreign, and obscure movies and tv shows (things /tv/ no longer seems to be able to help me with).

I also dislike the current era of memes, shitposting, and capeshit on /tv/.
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>>69161487
Jesus christ,lad...
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>>69161487
>not thinking that an HBO show could possibly go downhill before its time
>not realizing that during season 3, the show was starting to outrun the source material
>not realizing that the source material was the responsibility of some greasy fat fuck who typed one chapter per year and was going to die soon
>thinking it was a good idea to immortalize the inevitable clusterfuck in the perfect marriage of subject and medium
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>>69161487
Stalker,8 2/1, and Armacord bored the living shit out of me
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I once paid a girl to kick my balls
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>>69164141
>>69164146
Valar Morghulis
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>>69163790
It is
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>>69164178
go on...
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>>69164099
It's pasta newfag
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>>69164012
Sad pasta is sad
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I once started a /got/ general thread while there was already one up.

I also pretend to like DC, just to rile up marvel fans.

I once reposted the bedwetter copypasta in a /got/ thread.

I started an Ellen Page "is there anything she can't do?" thread when I saw one already up.

I've sinned, and I offer myself to the Seven for judgement. My fingers have typed blasphemy, but it's my heart that needs healing. Help me.
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I once had a tranny prostitute suck my dick and finger my ass. I tried to pretend that it was really a girl but it was nowhere near passing and I lost my erection about 5 minutes in. It offered to give me my money back but I insisted it keep it.
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>>69164204
He was a pro domme I found on a site, I just booked a session and told her what I wanted.
Had to get naked and even got to lick her feet and boots afterwards
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>>69164178
It's incredibly easy to have this done for free, you know.
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>>69164269
>It offered to give me my money back but I insisted it keep it.

was it Max "how do i" Landis?
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>>69161606
It is, Spike Lee is a horrible director
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>>69164288
No. At least Max knows how to shave his face properly
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I had a stretch where I would wear panties and then just switched to american apparel underwear.
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>>69164248
Seven hail mary's and a month long ban, my son
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>>69164272
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>>69164318
why do i feel like my asshole will be violated as part of this confession?
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>>69164272
>he
>her
Something doesn't add up here,anon
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I think Marvel films are completely mediocre at best, but pretend to enjoy them with my friends so I can have some sort of connection with these people who I'm really, really drifting away from, simply so I'm not alone.

I do the same with League of Legends, which I absolutely detest now. But I think doing things you hate with people is better than doing things you like alone, right?
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I am bored during most if not all movies/tv shows
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I only hate capeshit movies because so many people like them
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>>69164354

>But I think doing things you hate with people is better than doing things you like alone, right?

in same boat man... I don't know

I do not fucking know
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>>69164337
Relax,sonny..have a drink..
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>>69164272
>He
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>>69163677
no one can resist the charm of patrick jane
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>>69164412
dog a cute!
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>>69164354
You're pathetic.
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>>69162390
>file name
I know your pain m8
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I frequently go to Wikipedia to read plot synopses for movies and series that I haven't seen.
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>>69161949
U need a dad to enjoy those films so I understand.
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Only god forgives is much better than drive
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>>69164354
if you're drifting away from your friends there is probably a reason for it, and to try and force that friendship will just make things worse for you. Sometimes you need to move on and see where life takes you
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>>69164272
what was her name?
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>>69161487
>Baneposters are literal numale virgins who use "big guy" and "for you" regularly outside of 4chins much to the dismay of the un-socially inept individuals
>DCuck or Marveldrone, taking sides for either one like some console war faggotry only further proves you're a manchild
>I'm scared of watching Land Before Time or Bambi again (watched them over 15 years ago) because I know I'll cry like a bitch
>I stopped watching some shows because they remind me of my ex (we would always watch them regularly until we broke up)
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>>69164896
>DCuck or Marveldrone, taking sides for either one like some console war faggotry only further proves you're a manchild

Absolutely right
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My dad is a meth head that cheated on my mom.

He got arrested today for apparently sexually harassing a minor.

He called me three times today from jail

and I didn't answer.

who /hatestheirdad/ here?
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I've participated in every GoT thread since 2013 but I've never seen the show or read the books

I know I'm not the only one
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>>69164995
I think you are the only one anon, that's fucking weird
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>>69164896
>>I stopped watching some shows because they remind me of my ex (we would always watch them regularly until we broke up)

I miss watching Frasier
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>>69164995
If this isn't bait, then Why? What's compelling about this action?
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>>69164012

>For my birthday last year I booked a motel room and paid for an escort but when she turned up I felt sorry for her and gave her the money and told her to get some sleep but she laughed and called me a bunch of names and left.
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>>69165064
>>69165038
He's a fucking shill. People do what he describes all the time for all sorts of shit.

The secret is money
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>>69165141
What? What the fuck does he get paid for?
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i legitimately want to murder alejandro threenames inarritu and david middleinitial russell and jew jew abrams

with a fucking passion
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>>69164012
What keeps you from killing yourself? Where do you find the strength to live?
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>>69165186
Who do you like?
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My parents come and stay at my house during the holidays every year and all I can think about the entire time is caving in their skulls with a hammer while they're sleeping. I'm afraid that one time they will piss me off too far and I'll snap and really do it. Also they have bad taste in films.
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Not really a /tv/ related secret but me and my mom fuck all the time.
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>>69165167
posting shill content. Encouraging discourse that promotes HBOs shitty as TV show.

General shill stuff. What other reason is there to post in threads about media you are not interested in?
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>>69165076
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i pretend to like 2001 but never watched it
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>>69161487
Godfather is boring shit!

I like better call saul and the witch, which are considered boring, but the godfather was too much.
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I have never seen any of the Nolan Batman films except for the plane scene
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>>69162233
Jesus Christ
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>>69163331
Dude, are you me?
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>>69162875
So do it - be warned it's a shit job in a lot of ways mate. People who are fundamentally good people make it through ok, but rasslin attracts a lot of broken people who end up in a nonstop run of painkillers, roids, hookers, and blow.
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i barely ever watch movies, they seem so shallow and shit compared to TV
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>>69164354
This is because this stupid mindset people play western garbage instead of superior japanese videogames
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>>69164354
Hey Isaac
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>>69164012
And now I am sad.
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>>69165574
japanese videogames are so bad, you have to be legitimately autistic to like them
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>>69164012
you need some fucking LSD

seriously
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>>69164128
i feel u
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>>69165616
too bad its illegal. Where's a guy like that supposed to get acid?
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>>69165631
darknet, really easy to hide in the mail, insanely easy.


or could try 1P-LSD if it's legal there
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>>69165599

Yeah, that Pac Man, Sonic and Super Mario Bros are all bad.

Fucktard.
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>>69165698
>arcade games
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I sometimes do the helicopter while peeing.
I think it's pretty funny, but cleaning it is disgusting.
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>>69165757
That's why you should do it in public restrooms that minimum wage trash have to clean. Wait until the next time you're in a convenience store and the slut at the counter is rude and then go piss and shit all over the bathroom she has to clean. Feels good man.
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>>69165694
na it aint bruh. What TOR markets are reliable now that silk road 2.0 onwards have been confirmed honey traps?
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>>69161487
Cheer up anon, you can always say it was because of the books
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>>69165808
SR was never the safest one, agora used to be very reliable, blacksheep might still be up.

https://pay.reddit.com/r/darknetmarkets/wiki/superlist
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>>69164354
KYS DCunt
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>>69161487
at least you didnt get this OP

if I would've known they would've completely fucked the greyjoys over i wouldnt have bothered
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>>69164012
>For my birthday last year I booked a motel room and paid for an escort but when she turned up I felt sorry for her and gave her the money and told her to get some sleep but she laughed and called me a bunch of names and left.
The rest is sad but this is just funny. I mean what virgin hasn't tried an escort but you should've gone through with it man. It would've demystified sex for you and changed your life.

Sex is overrated unless you have some sort of emotional input in with it (not just love/affection but also the feeling of dominating and getting off. Save your time and your money and jack off.
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>>69164012
Good lord dude

Get a shotgun, put it to your temple and pull the fucking trigger already. Not even memeing.
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I make throwaway accounts on reddit to shittalk the Watchmen movie
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>>69164012
>kissed a girl
Fuck right off, normie.
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>>69166067
Everyone can agree that this is fake, right?

I mean there's no human impulse that a sane person would have that would go through this much effort just to hate on something. Even if you were a fan of the comics you wouldn't go this far, would you?
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Test
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I've only ever seen the prequel Star Wars movies on VHS. I was a kid back then, and I loved them.
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>>69166379
you failed
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>>69166379
nice test
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>>69161606
>>69161825
>>69163188
>>69164307

Did you watch the South Korean original or the Spike Lee "American style" shitty remake?
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>>69165860
Even at the risk of sounding like a nu-plebbitor, it's still a cool design tattoo.
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I like BVS and I don't think it's bad
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>>69161487
r/film wanting this board to function is the worst thing ever
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I think I've seen at maximum like 80 movies, a decent amount of which are kids movies
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I tell people, both in real life and on here, that I work in the film industry, and by that I really mean I'm a lowly intern assistant for the assistant to a critically-acclaimed but otherwise underground indie screenwriter
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>>69166563
this
/tv/ is for memez
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>>69163549
It's okay, anon. As long as you can appreciate the nuances of Baneposting you're welcome here.
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I watch The Big Bang Theory every week despite not enjoying it at all
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I bought a hexagonal Battlestar Galactica dog tag with my name on it.

I threw it in a drain after watching the finale.
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>>69162233
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>>69166837
I marathon a season when I've finally got it all downloaded while pissed and kek all night
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>>69161487

I maxed out 4 credit cards in an attempt to buy up and resell HD-DVD players + HD-DVDs.

I am never going to get out of this debt.
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I've posted that BvS is both the best movie ever and the worst shit that has happened to cinema, often in the same thread.

I have not watched BvS, and don't plan to.

I have started to do the same in Civil War threads.
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I legitimately enjoyed Avatar, and I am curious of what Cameron is going to do with the sequels.
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>>69164248
>I once started a /got/ general thread while there was already one up.
You're a fucking monster.
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The amercan entertainment industry gave me a fetish for jewish men
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>>69164012
I have a fat, bitchy girlfriend, faggot weeb/neckbeard stereotype roommates (unrelated to girlfriend situation), a shitty part time retail job, I'm balding and going gray at 25, my knees are starting to fuck up because I've walked/bike most of my life (no drivers license ever), I've got several anxiety and depressive disorders yet I refuse medication for personal reasons.
AND YET I still feel worse for you. I mean there are days I consider just walking out and going back to the streets but god in heaven I'm glad I'm not you.
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I can never keep friends. Whenever people get close to me I just isolate myself even more. Its not like I offend anyone, but I try to please everyone. I guess being lonely is just the safest option
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>>69161487
I saw and loved both maze runner movies
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>people loathe movies because they have to appear like a critic any time they watch one
>can't accept a certain amount of cheese in older movies
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>>69161487
I didn't watch most of the movies that I wrote reviews for on IMDB. Mostly capeshits, too.
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>>69165800
How much of a fucking loser do you have to be to do shit like this holy shit
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>>69168608
>that guy who doesn't do the helicopter while peeing
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>>69168630
Literal manchild, that's probably one of the highlights of your day isn't it?
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>>69168656
In all seriousness, you have never done that? Not even in the shower?
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>>69168707
Nope
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>>69168716
Huh. /tv/ surely is an interesting board.
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>>69161500
It was reddit all along!
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>>69162222
>somehow nobody noticed your digits

Dissapointed in you /tv/.
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>>69162256
Unfortunately most of /tv/ does.
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>>69161606
It's definitely not shit, it's very interesting and entertaining, but it's filmed like a spectacle, it's very stylized and it's FUN, that's why it comes across as bad. It's too visceral
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>>69169472
It's just his opinion my friend.
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>>69162044
haven't seen cerealman in ages
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I fapped to the sex scene in Splice
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>>69161500
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>>69164012
nice to see this pasta has taken off
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>>69165572
swap TV and movies around and youre right. TV is an utter waste of time
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>>69168190
>knees fucked up because don't drive
>25

B-but didn't almost everyone walk or cycle everywhere as little as a century ago?
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>>69164012
I blame capitalism.
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I have a gf and I always had one since 2007 or so.
I hate you guys for turning it /pol/-tv. I hate the word "cuck". I miss the days when I was recommended The Wire and Black Books. I still enjoy baneposting but almost never participate. I thoroughly enjoy /got/, I think even more since the show went to shit. I got a full academic scholarship for my PhD and I have no idea why I am still coming here.
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>Paying to be a TV show advertisement

W E W
E
W
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I regularly go to the movies by myself around noon on my days off.
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>>69166475

The American one was only "shitty" because they had to cut out 30 minutes of footage.
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I think The Dark Knight is literally the greatest superhero movie ever made
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>>69162278
How much of a beta can you be dude? Shit. Hell, that's not even beta, at the very least a beta would just pussy out and refuse to talk to his gf out of fear she'd be mad at him.

That's just like.. something else. baka tbqh senpai.
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>>69163424
kill yourself
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>>69161487
>green eyeballs
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>>69164012
It's okay, bro. It's okay. I mean it.
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>>69171427
lmao grow a pair of nuts. No one cares if you watch movies by yourself. I never have but I'd love to go by myself at that time during the week but I don't get off work early enough. No loud mouth kids, teenagers, or blacks yelling or talking. Choice of seat.
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i thought Gods of Egypt was tons of fun. a colorful fantasy adventure set in not-really-Egypt, unpretentious and old-fashioned story about Egyptian magic and a thief with a heart of gold who tries to save his girl from death and has to battle all kinds of weird mythical creatures. it's basically the Mummy Returns of our time and I do not grasp why it is so universally despised.
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