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>tfw Hollywood won't allow a movie where Arnold's
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>tfw Hollywood won't allow a movie where Arnold's love child has to overcome his upbringing of being a bastard child and fight his half-siblings in order to get to the top and become the new Arnold.
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>>69152417
does he even lift?
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>>69152417
>>69153499
Actually, do we even know if he even WANTS to act in movies?

And should we even give a shit?
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Don't get why Arnie got shit for it. Like the Kennedys didn't cheat on everyone.
>>69153499
He does
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Arnold's other sons is a gay and the other one is a fat ass. His daughters are all sluts too. The Bastard child lucked out.
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>>69153499

actually, he is the only son who does sports and have his frame

god doing pure kino
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>>69153499
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>tfw being blessed with Arnie's symmetrical insertions.

How could you not want to lift with those genetics?
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Was the bastard the only one to come out correct /tv/?
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I will never forget when arnold went on live tv for an interview and said that the bastard son and slut maid means nothing to him in hopes of winning back his wife.

Feels were felt man
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His half brother is so much more handsome. Imagine having to compete with that
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>>69154220
Man I hope Arnie finds a sort of satisfaction in this bastard child that his lazy half-Kennedy brats don't give him. He looks so fatherly and proud.
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>>69154518
Which is why the movie would work. Arnold wants to see who his true successor will be and he wants his body building son to show them that he's the true heir.
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>>69154220
>that baldguy at the back
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>>69153728
The Kennedys were smart enough to kill off women when necessary
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>"Do not worry siblings, I will stop this so called brother of ours and protect father and mother."
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>>69156711
Skellington should hang herself with that ichain
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>>69154220
He should introduce him to roids.
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>>69154220
>father and son lifting together

The son Arnie always wanted.
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>>69154220
Could he be our next Terminator?
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>>69157493
I'm actually O.K. with that.
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>>69154349
Yup.
The Kennedy genes fucked his other kids up.
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>>69154349
If the oldest son lifted he'd look exactly like young Arnold.
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>>69154349
/pol/ may disagree, but Latin genes are God tier. Combine with Arnold's and we have the next Zeus
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Baena?
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>ywn be an ubermensch spawn raised in california
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>>69154220
he kinda looks like nick swardson in this picture

>this restaurant blows, shilo!
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>>69154220
The son Arnie always wanted turn out to be a bastard.

But it seems they're close which is nice.
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>>69157493

He could be a shitty knock off terminator who speaks Spanish except when he's about to shoot someone he says "See you later, nene"
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>>69156711
Nigga has cankles
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>>69154220

Fuck this triggered my "want to be father at least one time in life" feeling but wew lad because i'm basically too bitter and cynical to get friends or females interested on me
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>>69159811
You can adopt.

Or if that's too much hassle buy an ovum. Although that's far more expensive.
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>>69157769

No he wouldnt. His body type is way too slim.
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>>69159979

holy shit Arnold looks like a manlet there

How is he 6' 2"? Or did he shrink with age
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>>69159979

His son looks like a spoiled douche but I bet his dick tastes like mangoes
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>>69159979

>His oldest son is some skinny ass fuck boy
>His youngest son is some fatty who looks like he has a bit of potato in him
>His illegitimate son looks like a knock off clone of Arnold in his prime
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>>69156711

Hey everybody, it's Blob and Bones McGee!
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>>69152417
if growing up your whole like your face crazyly resembled arnie, then you found out he fucked your mom on the side and you were his bastard, would you immediatly start lifting and bulking up to be arnie 2.0 and be in terminator 9 and conan 5?
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>>69160281

No, I would immediately ask him for money
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>>69160281
I would do all that except not to be in Terminator 9 and conan 5 but to beat up my immoral dad
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>>69159860
>single man adopting a child
>ever
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD
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>>69160040

Everyone shrinks with age.
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>>69160040
Arnold is 5'11 not super tall but not manlet either

Also those kennedy children are a bunch of girly men those robust mexicana genes complimented arnies physic well
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>>69160515

There's actually been a study which proved that actors shrink more with age compared to the rest of the population because they lie about their height in the first place
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>>69160566
>Mexicans
>Good genes
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>>69160601
But Arnold was a bodybuilder before he became an actor
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>>69160632
He never said "good", he said robust.

>inb4 I'm replying to Arnold's half-potato youngest son
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>>69154220

Holy shit. Arnold must be so proud. Fuck his other bitch nigga Kennedy kids. Mexiconan is his true heir.
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>>69154220
>Arnie will never be your dead
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>>69160705
>Mexiconan
Kek
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>>69159979
Wow hes hot
Is he acting?
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>>69160744
>Arnold will never die

thank you, based pepe hawking
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>>69160783

He was in Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse. Haven't you seen it? Well neither has anyone else.
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>>69154220
He looks so content. It's like as he heads into the twilight years of his life, here, with this illegitimate child created in a brief moment of lapsed judgement with a woman who may or may not have looked like a toad at the time, he has returned to the most basic things of his life. Before rising to a political office, before making so many blockbuster films that made billions, before becoming a millionaire through real estate, before his success in business ventures, even before leaving Germany to make a name for himself, there was simply this; refining your body, becoming stronger, carving your physique through pain and sweat. That's simply the first step to all the success in life Arnold has fought for; he knows that once he's pushed that first boundary, conquered himself and bettered his body, all the rest will seem easier. Self discipline, self respect; if Arnold can pass at least a fragment of his life experience to his son, he knows he can go on in peace.
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>>69160914
:'(
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>>69160566
Kennedy kids except for fat one look like male models. You're a fucking retard. Kennedy genes are good.
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>>69160914
>even before leaving Germany

Way to fuck a soliloquy, dumbfag
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>>69156711
>wearing your phone on a chain
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>>69160566
>implying
He's ugly as shit. Meanwhile Kennedy kid.
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>>69160936

His daughter is borderline hambeast too
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>>69160977

Wow he looks like an effete cunt.
Probably invites girls over to his dad's mansion and then drugs them and rapes them
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>>69160977
He'd make a great bottom bitch.
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>>69160638
On the midnight shift I am rarely sober.
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>>69160914
>even before leaving Austria*
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>>69161143
PUSS-AYY
PUSS-EYE
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>>69161043
>implying girls won't willingly fuck him
Kek, virgin.
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>>69152417
Isn't that just the plot of Metal Gear Solid?
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>>69161097
>>69161043
samefag. He's like 6'0. I bet you are 5'4 fat or sissy boi.
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>>69161264
Just because he's average height doesn't mean he doesn't look like a twink
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The Kennedy kids look like faggots, and Baena is ugly as shit despite actually looking like Schwarzenegger. There will never be another.
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>>69161196
>implying people don't have kinks raping passed out bar sluts

You're the virgin, virgin
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>>69161264

Fuck off, Patrick
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>>69161244
It could be if the story of mgs1 2 and 3 were to be mixed into one game.
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>>69161335
>>69161291
that isn't what twink means nigger
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>>69161292
Kennedy kids are hot and I'm a girl. Except for the fat one anyway. You don't know what you are talking about.
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>>69161497
I've fucked a couple twinks before, he looks just like every single one I've cornholed.

I bet he does G4P
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>>69161530
I didn't say women don't find them attractive. I said they looked like faggots.
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>>69161550
>calling people gay when you fucked twinks
Twink literally means you're gay and they aren't. You are clearly a faggot though.
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>>69162080
When did I say I'm not gay? Also, twink means you're a faggot who likes getting fucked in the ass. You sure are awfully defensive about this, you closet case twink ;^)
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Patrick= CQC masther that's highly skilled
Chris= Heavy weapons guy
Katherine= Pistols and rifles expert
Christina= Long range

Joseph: Skilled and determined
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>>69162080
A twink is a gay men with slender body, smooth skin and feminine face who likes to take dick up his ass.
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>>69161530
Boobs out now
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>>69162181
Les Enfants Terrible

NOT YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE
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>>69162080
Literally?
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>>69162122
If you're gay you are feminine faggot. Doesn't matter if you like to top or not. That is why you will never see a gay homosexual playing an action star.
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>>69161530
SAMARKAND
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>>69162252
LMAO not all gay man are effeminate, dumbass.
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>>69162309
I just said they are. I've never met one that isn't. I've met top gays who still sound effeminate as fuck. Also most gays I've met are switches. So maybe 1 percent of gays is tops only? Either way my point stands most gays are effeminate faggots.
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>>69162252
Vin diesel comes to mind
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Imagine being Arnold's son.
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>>69162309
Yes they are. I'd destroy your weak faggot ass easily dumbfuck.
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>>69162375
Vin diseal is married and has kids you fucking retard. Like I said there is zero for a reason. Also bisexuals don't count. I'm talking about homosexuals. Homosexual men have much higher estrogen than your average male. It's proven.
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>>69162414

You're glib as fuck. You telling me gay bears are chuck full of estrogen? Theyll goddamm break your puny back and prolapse your bitchboi asshole you goofy retard
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>>69162252
>If you're gay you are feminine faggot.
Not really.

This is why I call you a closet case.
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>>69162414
>married and has kids
that doesn't mean shit tbqh lots of closeted faggots marry women and have kids
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>>69162392
>I'd destroy your ass
Closet case. ;)
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>>69162520
>you're gay because you calls gays effeminate
you can't into logic pal
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>>69162371
>My anecdotal experiences are facts

lmao do you even know what a bear is you insecure little twink boy
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>>69152417
Nigga looks like Willow.
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>>69162481
Most of those gay bears would bend over and suck a dick. Sucking a dick is the most emasculating thing a man can do.
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>>69162544
No, you're gay because you're so obsessed with gays and you know all the terminology. Also you're getting way too emotional about this.
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>>69162570
>Most of those gay bears would bend over and suck a dick.
How would you know? But you're totally not gay amirite lmao
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>>69162596
How am I obsessed with gays? I just stated my opinion that I've never met a gay man who is masculine. Top or not. Plus most gays are switches anyway rather you like it or not.
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>>69162570
>he hasn't heard of Semon Sucking Warriors of New Guinea

WEW
E
W
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>>69160705
>mexiconan
Underrated
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>>69162568
MEXACANTS BTFO!!!
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>>69156711
BEEFCAKE
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>>69156711
Literally Yzma and Kronk.
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>>69159811
Same here plus I've had very wonderful women tell me to stop pulling out.
Now i'm getting fat and my hair is thinning and no job.
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