Why was this movie so goat?
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she looks like she smells like a 10 year old boy
>ywn smell Ellen Paige's feet after she spends two hours rollerskating
she is a lesbian who had a male brain, but no one knew that yet, so socially awkward boys and neckbeards could identify with her more
>>69152100
Dubs?
>>69152050
It was shot in my home town (Ypsilanti Michigan), so there is that. Never thought Ypsi would ever be anything, most people think its a made up word whenever I mention it online.
>>69152050
>tfw she looks eerily similar to a girl I know that works at a theater I go to
>tfw that girl's also a lesbian
Life is pain
>>69152050
I miss pre-butch lesbo Ellen Page. She was such a qt.
>ywn smell her ass while she's wearing those shorts
>>69152250
shes just confused
shower her with love and she'll love you back
>>69152237
>some obscure indie flick was filmed there
yeah, it's still not anything, anon
>>69152250
>he hasn't figured out how to spot gay face
Frankly I have but I'm into the look so life is double ended agony for me.
>>69152250
Get her really comfortable with being around you, then get drunk and high with her.
I got raped by a fillipino lesbo in a similar situation. Some of the best sex I have ever had, she rode the dick like a champ, even held me down and made me come in her. Shit was cash.
>>69152177
Watch any interview of her. She's a shy little girl trying to cope with getting raped as a little kid
>>69152292
Hey, we almost got Vivid entertainment to set up shop here not too long ago. Local government was offering them some massive tax shit, but I dont know whatever happened to that.
>>69152250
>he fell for the lesbian meme
>>69152301
I can imagine that would be frustrating.
>>69152307
>raped
Sorry about that famalam
>>69152409
I only use the term rape jokingly. She actually straight said "To hell with it, wanna fuck?" and proceeded to rip my clothes off, hop on top and the rest is history.
>>69152444
>She actually straight said "To hell with it, wanna fuck?" and proceeded to rip my clothes off, hop on top and the rest is history.
>To hell with it, wanna fuck?
>and the rest is history
Right...
>>69152444
Ah. In that case that sounds pretty dope.
My big issue is pretty much every girl I could have a chance with is either lesbian, taken, or too damaged emotionally to be viable. Now, you'd think the last one wouldn't be that bad, but I've just kinda ruled her out because of some issues I've had with her before.
>>69152356
It's because of my social group. One of my best friends is FtM, and as such there's a subset of my friends that's primarily LGBT.
The others are fellow shut ins though so yeah
>>69152050
'so goat' doesn't make sense, its either goat or it isn't
>>69152546
Trying to work out why I like her so much in that dress. Is it because it looks like it's about two sizes too big and could fall off at any moment?
>>69152237
Oh hey I have a friend who's going to college around there. Insanely gay, but he's cool enough.
Wonder how he's doing.
>>69152691
Post op? If not just fuck her to straighten her out. Sounds like you're the faggot of your group desu
>>69152826
Probably
>>69152100
Lez?
>>69152237
I've heard about Ypsilanti because Neil Young mistakenly introduces his bassist as being from there on a live album. You have at least two claims to fame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugbn8bleHLA
>>69152840
>all of my gay friends and acquaintances are really chill normal people sometimes to the degree of banality
>everybody I've meet that feels the need to let others know they're a gay ally treats gay people as pets where them being gay must be their only outlet for expression
Yeah I'm calling bullshit in that image.
>>69152874
Lovely. Any more?
>>69152100
Red?
>>69152962
I'll try to find the set hol up
>>69153016
Thanks man.
>>69152100
BBC
>>69152100
cat
>>69152100
UUUU
>>69153051
Almost. Bump with tits
>ellen will never be cute again
>>69152050
Juno was way better.
Jesus I shouldn't of opened this thread. All my surpressed love for her comes back up
>>69152846
Post, yeah. He's a good guy though.
>>69153484
>he
Fag
>>69152962
http://gallery.ellen-page.net/thumbnails.php?album=199
http://gallery.ellen-page.net/thumbnails.php?album=201
http://gallery.ellen-page.net/thumbnails.php?album=210
Knock yourself out
>>69153535
>indulging mentally ill people
>>69153535
I only sorta knew him before the transition, so it wasn't too much of a shock.
>>69153607
>him
>>69153583
Other way round pham. Ftm is still F
Guys... I miss her ;_;
>>69153571
You're a great man.
>>69152237
>>69152942
There's also a Sufjan Stevens song named after it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BRCOiQVKI
>>69152265
>>69153408
>>69153471
>>69153705
>My waifu harem a few years ago was Ellen Page, Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson
JUST
Is it on Netflix, or amazon prime?
>>69154717
why does she even wear a bra?
>>69153932
great song too
>>69155033
a lotta shame for a flat-chested dyke
>>69154717
>armpit stubble
you better believe fucking dropped
>>69155518
fag
>>69152840
but he's sucking a lot of cockfaggot
I really really dont understanding
Are all white men pedophiles? How is this fetureless tiny woman a "sex symbol"
She's still a qt
>>69153381
>Ellen Page has tits
hory shet, that game was right
>>69156620
sfm porn of ellen page when
>>69154691
kstew is still top tier senpai
>>69152318
And now you know why she never came back to tpb?
>>69153932
All of my knowledge of the Midwest comes from those two Sufjan albums.
>>69152100
act
Now you can go on with your pathetic lives
>>69152177
>clothes erode your soul
Damn...
>>69155940
Wouldn't doubt it
>>69152050
Imagine some wiry yet still attractive dykes pinning yung-Ellen down, yanking off her shorts and boypants,then taking turns licking her sweaty asshole, right there on the floor of the roller-rink.
She's struggling and begging the cast and crew for help, but they just laugh and catcall whilst filming it on their phones. Their dykes skilled, practiced tongues are relentless - soon Ellen's screams become gasps and pants. The lead dyke rolls her tongue and sticks it a good quarter-inch inch into Ellen's moist hole. Ellen emits a hoarse moan,face cherry-red, a dozen cameras capturing this special moment.
The dykes roll Ellen onto her back, easily overpowering her they efficiently strip the hysterical girl naked and splay her legs wide for yet more footage, smirking and giving their audience thumbs-up.
Ellen's will is broken now, she doesn't resist as they carry her to their waiting van, just stares forlornly at her "friends" and colleagues as they cheerfully wave her goodbye.
>>69158613
>>69152117
and wtf is that supposed to smell like, you freak
>>69156012
She looks like fucking trash mate.
Face it, this Ellen is dead and is never coming back.
>>69158691
REDIT
>>69158800
She has the hair of a teenage girl and the face of a 30 year-old man arrested for some heinous crime, like child pornography, or beating his infant son to death because his crying was interrupting his videogaming.
>>69158800
SOMEBODY STAB ME IN THE FACE WHILE I SLEEP TONIGHT!
PLEASE!
>>69153016
Is this the night that she was scratched by a Weredyke?
>>69158800
Like she seems like the kind of girl I'd meet at a party and hang out with, have a passionate makeout session with, then we don't see each other for years afterwards.
Everything points to that except for the face.
>>69159057
Keep dreaming you kissless virgin.
>>69154903
damn, Drew wanted to scissor Ellen really bad, but Ellen was like "I don't get with any old slit that comes along"
>>69159104
Who said I was kissless?
I am a virgin though. Not too proud of it either.
>>69152117
I hope so...
>>69152161
This pains me...I want her feet so bad..
Is hating Ellen some meme or something for virgins who thought they had a chance with her ?
No one had a problem Pre-Super & before she came out.
>>69152953
>confirmation bias
>>69152050
LOVED Whip It. It really showed me what girls are about. I used to spend 12 hours a day online with the attitude of "Women should be in the kitchen making me a sammich" about females, but this movie really made me feel like a jerk about that. I turned my life around and got a great girlfriend and stopped being so mad about everything.
