> Phone rings
>Character answers phone without saying Hello
>Character hangs up without saying goodbye
>phone rings
>character answers
>its dat boi
>>69151698
o shit waddup!
>>69151698
Oh heavens, what is going on?
>>69151666
hail satan
>>69151730
>character answers phone
>it's not a bill collector
>>69151730
What is it about /tv/ and its autistic loathing of frog pictures?
>>69151698
>>69151722
>tumblr meme
>non-japanese character answers the phone
>'moshi moshi'
>phone rings
>character doesn't answer with a firm sieg heil
>>69151666
>phone rings
>unknown number
>character answers it anyway
>character uses a public toilet
>doesnt pee in the sink
>Character looks in the distance
>"There's a storm coming"
>character calls someone
>"it's me...."
>>69152053
well it isn't going to be anybody else is it anon?
>>69151698
But who is phone?
>4 way chat phone
>everyone except the dork hangs up
they take up 1/4 of the screen and their portion turns black until one's left
- doesn't anyone say bye anymore?
>>69152215
>>69151698
Spicy
>>69152856
fuck off facebook
>>69151666
>Character hangs up
>Doesn't whisper "hail hydra."
>cartoon from the 90s or 80s
>tough character eats (EATS) a cigar or cigarette after finishing smoking it
>sound of a phone ringing, girl picks up
>Girl: Hello?
>Man: Hello, mother leopard. I have your cub. You must protect her, but that will be expensive...10,000 kola nuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box. I'll be the hyena, you'll see.
>phone rings
>characters answers
>immediately says "WHOA WHOA WHOA, SLOW DOWN"
