>has 4 hours of material about how fucked up marriage is
>gets married
you can't explain that
>>69149921
DOLLA SHAVE CLUB EVERYBODY
He makes jokes.
You don't have to live by them in real life.
>>69149921
Comedy often comes from a place of self loathing, anon.
>>69149921
This reasoning is why you're alone now.
>>69149921
she's ghetto trash too. I dont get it.
he's analytical and level headed.
she's emotional and stupid.
fucking cuck
>>69149921
HE'S GOT AN UMBRELLA
the guy is nuts deep in hairy black pudding he ain't gotta explain shit
>>69149921
>I take life advice from a comedian
>I use comedians to reinforce my views
Well if you want to turn yourself into one big joke go ahead.
>>69150017
opposites attract
>>69149921
i think it must be his expeirences but fuck wht the hell are those huh
>>69149921
To a nigger? Ew.
>>69149921
Because he didn't want to die alone.
Pay attention senpai.
Y'KNOW?!
He's got jungle fever
>>69150076
THIS
his joe derosa radio show thingy he spends the entire show talking about not wanting to be the 50 year old chasing pussy
I can't understand the mentality of people that get this invested in this guy's personal life. Is he a surrogate friend to you losers or what?
>>69150051
thank you wise virgin teenager for your insight
I dropped MMP long ago
listen to Nick Dipaolo's podcast instead. it's what Bill Burr is trying to do, except it's actually good
>>69150181
nailed it
was that so hard to get?
>>69150181
hello autism
you do know conversations can be about inane things, right? not everyone wants to talk about the history of public train car routes every day autismo.
Fucking nigger
>>69149921
>you can't explain that
The ass was phat?
>>69150017
>>69150203
Wow you're super smart. What's your gf like?
Protip - WMBF marriages are the least likely marriages to end in divorce.
>>69150266
Yes, he is.
Must be nice.
>>69149921
>bald pale cuck with a repulsive domineering nigress
typical american couple in teh current year
>>69150317
not ghetto, clever and dry sense of humor.
you know, someone actually interesting and at least mildly intelligent.
>>69150319
Actually the least likely are asian-asian marriages, because their culture is marriage for life or you're dead to both families (and in some cases you can literally be killed for it).
But yeah, WMBF marriages are statistically more likely to lastwhich is why I hope to god my gf says yes when I propose, wish me luck, we're all gonna make it brahs
IT'S A LAYDEEE
>>69150530
>getting married
>making it
lol live and learn i guess
>>69149921
>a stand up routine is what the comedian actually believes
srsly m8
>>69150530
>marry an ugly nigress because there's no competition for her
the cuck way
>>69149933
Club dubya
>>69150516
He actually argues with her though. It also gives him material.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJZP2gsS5VQ
>Listens in horror at how Ant's wife fucked him over in the divorce even though they had no kids and were still poor
>Vows to never get married
Oh Jesus
>even if you don't get married if you live together you are common law married and she is still entitled to your shit
real talk i'm gay
>HEY NIA GET IN HERE, GRAB A MIC
>>69150744
i think that's only if you have a kid, bud
>>69150599
she's christian and sees marriage as for life, I reckon I have a good chance of 'keeping' her
>>69150630
yeah you can say I'm cucked all you want, but every time we walk down the street and a black guy sees us the look in his eye is so fucking great, a mixture of anger/confusion/realisation
I AM THE ONE WHO KEKS
>>69150775
The lovely Nia everyone
>>69149921
>It's an OP doesn't understand what comedy is episode.
>OP makes a topic about marriage.
>/pol/ can't help but to try and steer discussion into race.
Also
>OP is such a moron, he couldn't spend 1 extra second to choose an image without a shitty watermark over it.
I hate you all.
>talks about how great marriage is
>gets divorced
>>69150017
>fucking cuck
It's the opposite.
Black woman + White man is what we need to push for.
>>69150848
>implying he talked about how great his marriage was ever
Hello plebbit
>>69150517
Neat, but what's your gf like?
>>69150852
you realize cuck doesnt have anything to do with black and white
cuck is a state of being irrelevant of race, gender, sexual orientation
>>69150852
>pushing for racemixing
>>69150900
???
oh youre making a joke, nice one haha epic
>>69150906
>He restricts his taste in women due to some petty race issue.
>>69150530
No sarcasm, go for it.
If his cartoon was based on his experiences, do you think he ever saw his dad's sack while he was plowing his mom
What kind of prenup did he have? Im really curious how someone worth 300 million protects himself...
>>69150901
>>69150852
fuck are you niggers talking about?
Cuck = cuckold
meaning infidelity or known infidelity. Jesus christ stay in school you little childs
>>69150901
>let me explain how this meme actually works
>>69150978
he didn't even have a prenup dude. he literally risked 220 million on the off chance she cares about public humiliation
>>69150947
I-I could have a girlfriend i-if white women weren't all s-spoiled by feminism, s-senpai!
>>69151014
This post actually hurt my heart. Are you happy? was that your plan? To hurt me?
>>69151014
yes, exactly
>>69150984
holy autism
>>69150901
this
>>69150883
it was part of an older standup, he was in fact talking about how much of a loser you had to be to be unmarried, get educated you plebeian
>>69150978
>>69151051
Holy shit what a massive retard. Top fucking kuck
>>69150847
>OP makes a topic about marriage.
>/pol/ can't help but to try and steer discussion into race.
>tumblr can't help but try to steer discussion into/pol/
>>69149921
>tfw he had a show in my city and I fucking missed it
>>69149921
>>69150319
I like to believe that she is his way of taking out insurance on his material. Yeah, so he has 4 hours of material on marriage? What is the one of the most common mires a professional comedian can fall into? He married someone who holds many of the qualities he ridicules in his stand up. Dude is brilliantly committed to his craft.
White women are golddigging whores. sure they might be hot for a rime, but that fades as soon as soon as they take half your shit and skedaddle.
>>69149921
That's the best I've ever seen Nia look and she still looks gross.
>>69150017
>bill burr
>level headed and analytical
Top Kek
They are both completely nuts
>>69150906
She's 100% right desu senpai baka
>>69149921
>being an oil driller
why?
>>69150530
I lived in Korea for 3 years while in the air force, divorces everywhere you dolt
ME UNDIES ME UNDIES
FAWKIN' BRAWDS
>>69150978
She's a lawyer too.
>is now prefacing and refracting jokes for the sake of political correctness
It's sad to see, I'm 98%sure nia had a big part in this
>>69150041
Kek
>>69150852
Black women + White men are the superior interracial couple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raB8z_tXq7A
>>69149921
Bleached
>five seasons in
>Burr still hasn't made an appearance on Louis
did they ever get along? Recalling all those O&A comic hang-outs I can never really recall Bill being chummy with any other Boston comic outside of Patrice
>>69150319
I've noticed an increase in wmbf couples in the past few years.
>>69150319
>Asian/Black
>No data
Fuckin chinks know whats right
>>69152766
>She's 100% right desu senpai baka
But lots of non-white races have genocided other people
>>69156017
He's still waiting for his appearance on better call saul
>>69150848
He NEVER talked about how great his marriage was.
>>69156017
Louie is a lot more artsy fartsy type while Bill is more of a "average joe" for a lack of a better word, and I can see Louie taking something really seriously and then getting really pissed at Bill for trashing it.
I dont think Louie can handle banter too much like Patrice and ole Billy red balls
>>69150848
If by "talks about how great marriage Is" you mean how much he hates being married then yeah he did
>>69150978
can someone explain to me how this is legal? I honestly dont get it.
Is the state saying women are so retarded that they cant provide for themselves so its up to their ex husband to do so?
99% of men will go against their morals, etc if pussy is offered to them
you shouldn't take burr seriously because he is a hypocrite faggot and not remotely funny
