Apparently the face-grabber in the Aliens movies was actually based off a real parasite that can infect people, it lives in the sea though.
>>69143332
Going to say 99.9% chance that's as fake as the Fiji Mermaid
It was based off a vagina, penis, and the human hand.
>>69143332
> it lives in the sea
> over millions of years of evolution it never encountered a human ever.
> evolved itself to hug faces and infect creatures it will never need to attack.
OPs story seems legit.
>>69143376
This
>>69143352
This
>>69143332
You're retarded.
>>69143332
That's not what the DVD extras told me.
![412d2e03b715461fe96b213e718c1804[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VVZ6OxZ.jpg "412d2e03b715461fe96b213e718c1804[1].jpg")
What happens if I put it on my winky?
this is some real dumb shit guys
>>69143394
Well aren't you smart, can't pull anything over on you.
>>69143352
This guy didn't need a website to tell him it was fake.
>>69143332
Theres so many crazy fucking weird life forms on your planet, its insane you people live there.
its like a zoo planet
>>69144255
Deep sea gigantism is terrifying. Things scale so reliably at that depth, that stories of ship sized giant squids suddenly become scientifically plausible.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN
>>69144767
I know the Bloop was proven to have been shifting ice, but I wonder if there really are creatures capable of making such noise.
>>69145076
Man fuck the bloop, what about the wow signal?
>>69143332
>>69145136
I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that. Link please?
>>69145076
this shit is too fascinating and the fact that we've surveyed like a few percent of the known ocean depths makes me think what kind of things live there, they find new species from there all the time
>>69145208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1E4kstjZWo
>>69145208
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wow!_signal
Signal detected in space, in the middle of nowhere.
>>69145211
The myths of sea serpents and monsters came from somewhere. The Kraken was based off the giant squid, and the oarfish led to sea serpent myths. Monsters already exist, it's just the scale has been exaggerated.
>>69145350
>the scale has been exaggerated.
maybe not.
maybe bigger animals existed before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w1upGFwyyU
Great scene from a great movie, though I think revealing it to be a machine takes away some of the wow and scare factor.
>>69145211
We've literally discovered more of our galaxy then of Earth's ocean. This is why fuck going in any non-pool water that I can't see through.
>>69145408
>We've literally discovered more of our galaxy
We actually never went anywhere lol
it doesnt matter if there are giant creatures in the depths, in the end Jellyfish will conquer the oceans.
>>69145450
NUKE THE JELLYFISH
VERTEBRATE WAR NOW
>>69145450
>>69145490
What about the Portuguese Man o' War? It's not technically a jellyfish.
>>69145148
I was told by a Druid that my spirit animal was a basking shark. As silly as that is, It felt right.
>>69145742
They're harmless and kind of cute. Not as cute as whale sharks, though.
>>69144255
cute!
Fuck off
>>69144255
he looks furious.
>>69145136
>In a 2016 paper,[22] Paris and Davies proposed that the diffuse head of a comet could produce HI emission like the WOW! signal, and identified a pair of comets that were in the right area of the sky by extrapolating the orbits back to the 1977 date. The paper acknowledges the hypothesis must be tested, including the detail that only one of the feed horns detected the signal which is an issue for any long-lived emission source.
>>69145438
I think what he was trying to say is that we discover more about the galaxy than we do in our own ocean. Apparently like 75% of the ocean has not been explored yet.
>>69145897
There might be sea jews and we will never know.
>>69144255
>>69145928
that was a shitty movie
>>69145928
Isn't this from The Bay?
>>69145918
I thought Jews were from Jewpiter, and even then were slaves of the Reptilians from Draco.
>>69144255
It looks pissed
Probably just wants to go home
>>69145350
>The Kraken was based off the giant squid
This is merely speculation and only applies to one form of the Kraken as it wasn't even originally a giant octopus. Ancient people imagined all sorts of giant animals and mythical beasts but very few have a real analog.
>>69145897
We know maybe 0,01% of what's in our galaxy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuKjBIBBAL8
before animals were bigger because there were more oxygen
so animals started being smaller since oxygen became less present in the biosphere
>>69144255
Ayyyy, fuck you looking at?
My biggest nightmare is to be trapped on an silent calm dark ocean in the night and suddenly something starts to nibble my feet and as i look below i see only 2 glowing eyes in the dark below and i get eaten/dragged under
>>69146120
Which is why giant insects and arachnids will never be a thing again. They breathe through their shells, and would suffocate today is they got much bigger.
>>69146120
only true for insects and animals like that
>>69146167
You ruined a perfect horror fantasy with the second row
It's much scarier if you don't see anything at all
>>69146120
explain elephants.
check mate, anonymous.
>>69146175
God bless.
>>69146175
>>69146197
>>69146270
i don't know the details, i only know it as meme knowledge to impress bitches and dudebros
>>69146120
Good.
Just imagine the size of them like in the King Kong movie.
Fuck any part of nature that aren't humans, dogs, cats, or birds.
Seriously, just fuck them.
>>69146120
Partial credit.
Guys, don't worry about the deep sea.
Remember the Fukishima disaster?
Well currently there's a literal ton of radioactive shit flowing out of those reactors.
Those fuckers never had a chance.
>>69146359
guess we'll have to see you go anon
>>69146374
Is Chick at least partially acknowledging evolution? I thought a lot of fundamentalists outright deny that dinosaurs existed.
>>69146382
>Those fuckers never had a chance
Yeah, because now an army of Godzillas will fucking murder everyone.
Thanks Japan.
>>69146454
I would rather deal with 100 godzillas than 1 deep sea abomination.
I think godzilla himself would agree with me.
>>69146093
Cordyceps will always be one of the most fascinating parasites.
>>69144255
big ass rolly poly
>>69146430
He seems to recognize the "survival of the fittest" thing, but no. The whole tract is here:
https://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1038/1038_01.asp
>>69146454
Very mild gradual (over millions of years) radiation promotes mutation and genetic diversity, but one big dose shatters your chromosomes and is a death sentence.
>>69146359
Hey other mammals are cute.
>>69146359
I-I cant stay? Anon please.
>>69146507
The fuck is a rolly poly
>>69144255
We require more minerals!
>>69146563
A pill bug.
>>69146525
Not according to science retard.
Watch more movies.
>>69146574
You mean a doodle bug?
>>69146492
technically Godzilla is a deep sea abomination
>>69146538
rabbits can stay.
because they're delicious
>>69146315
>when kong smashes the tree bridge and they fall into the bug pit
>>69146093
What an awesome creature. I wonder if they will ever evolve to be able to infect humans, we'd be completely fucked
>>69146359
hey man i think deer are pretty cool
>>69146538
No. You fuckers shit all over my lawn.
>>69145795
well not harmless they don't have very good vision and accidentally ram boats sometimes.
>>69146717
Best scene in the movie. I don't really care for the rest of it (I feel it drags and goes on too long), but that one scene is fantastic.
>>69146744
TheLastOfUs.exe
>>69146315
>>69146717
>that whole scene
>that lack of music
NOPE
>>69146717
I still remember how uncomfortable the theater got when that scene happened.
>>69143428
Underrated
>>69146717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOMKnhN7ABs
>>69146751
They're really not.
They're assholes and shit everywhere.
>>69146068
Much less than that.
There's been a long ongoing theory that seems more and more plausible every day that there actually is another planet in our very own solar system that we simply haven't seen yet because it circles around the sun very differently than earth.
>>69146783
It was like 3 hrs long. I guess Peter Jackson really enjoyed making the movie and exploring the island.
>>69146870
>Jack Black out running a dinosaur stampede on green screen.
funneh.
>>69146756
Why are you living in the middle of the woods?
>>69146818
Better version
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=SOMKnhN7ABs&video_start=0&audio=MK6TXMsvgQg&audio_start=0
>>69146956
Not him but I live in Calgary and there are hares and feral rabbits everywhere
>>69146787
exactly, we'd be completely fucked and the last hope for humanity would be an ellen page lookalike
>>69146359
You forgot bees, without bees there would beee nothing
>>69147058
Game did a really good job with the cordycep parts. Some real spoopy shit in that game.
>>69147125
true, but the ending pissed me off
>>69145256
left my 56k modem on sorry
>>69146870
Peter doesn't know when he needs a fucking editor. Not every goddamn movie you make needs to be 3+ hours long. You mention exploring the island but its an hour before we even see it! Movie could have been 2 hours easy but Jackson doesn't know when to stop
free hugs for everyone
>>69145742
mouth breather detected
>>69147235
>tfw you share a plant with that thing
Fuck you Mother Nature.
if your spirit animal isn't a koala get out now
>lazy
>skinnyfat
>only eats
>has to eat shit to survive (movies)
>>69147166
>>69147125
>Clickers
>They can only see through echolocation like bats
>Still can't see you if you aren't making noise or moving even though that isn't how bats work.
This shit was retarded. If you are going to try and be more scientifically accurate at least get a basic fact of biology right.
>>69147312
As a kid I was fascinated by the giant squid. I did it for every animal project in elementary school.
>>69147312
>wanting your spirit animal to be a failed species
Top kek
Koalas and pandas should just be allowed to go extinct.
>>69147235
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!
>>69147422
>that one crab that can use a knife
>now we are on the polar opposite with an unarmed crab
>>69147359
They are still zombies, so they react impulsive and are retarded. But granted, the real reason is probably gameplay.
Also: most bats see just fine
Humans are the apex predator, right?
>>69147537
We're top in the food chain.
>>69147312
>my spirit animal is fat, lazy and retarded
kek
>>69147537
Even if something huge lives in the ocean I'd say yeah. We got mf nukes.
>>69147537
heh
>>69146717
>a bunch of actors in front of a green screen pretending to be attacked by cartoon bugs
yeah real traumatic stuff
>>69146068
Shit son, were still finding out new things in our own solar system. Pretty sure douglas adams had a quota about a fraction of infinity is essentially equal to nothing.
>>69147235
nope
>>69146359
You sound like a pussy.
>>69146301
Its because volume increases cubically while surface area squares. The bigger you get the wider the ratio is.
>>69146093
that is so fucking creepy
fucking body snatching bastards
>>69147592
>any movie
>just a bunch of people pretending to be other people in front of a green screen/in the middle of sets made from plywood and cardboard
WEW LADS WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS MOVIES FAKE
We should all just watch documentaries.
>>69147415
just like me
>>69146359
Hey man, what the fuck is your problem.
>>69147312
>constantly stoned
>rage filled when not
>entire species has the clap
Feel the bern
>>69147359
This is how tigrex moves. Awesome didn't know that.
>>69146773
lol
wtf i hate earth now
>>69146644
Yup. They have different names according to your region. They're the little grey isopods that roll into a ball and found under damp rocks.
![oh-no-face[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/C4SdT0T.jpg "oh-no-face[1].jpg")
>>69146525
It only takes one species, if it is able to adapt rapidly and use the big dose to its advantage we're all fucked.
>>69144255
I love crustaceans
>>69147359
why that rat got wings tho
>>69147497
ayy
>>69146744
Assuming we survive long enough. Its alright though because humans have their own mind altering parasites.
>>69147712
...or stop using cgi where it isnt needed
>>69147407
Thanks 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Though the bay is the reason i will never step foot in the ocean again.
>>69146430
if evaluation was real there'd be evidence, but when we look tot the bible there's nothing there. according to elevation we all used to be monkies in the jungle and then we all turned into people then how come theres still loads of monkies in the jungle and they all dont keep turning into people? face it everlution is just liberal tricks designed to currupt our soft vulnerable children and turn them against god
>>69148028
Yeah let's just go find some giant bugs underneath the pyramids of giza to reshoot that scene anon.
>>69144255
>>69148055
Genesis was metaphorical you dip.
And plagiarized to lose most metaphorical meaning, but that's beside the point.
>>69148055
Weak b8, or you're being serious and are that stupid.
>>69147407
sup samuel l jackson
>>69147497
ha ha wow what the FUCK
I was lying when I said ha ha btw
>>69144255
fuck that
big bug benis :3
>>69148090
I don't really know why anyone would be afraid of this. That was so deep, if you were swimming you would have been very uncomfortable due to the pressure. Unless they have meme magic powers, they can't touch us on our turf.
>>69148156
...yet
>>69148156
i think you'd be more than a little uncomfortable, einstein :^)
>>69147415
Is it true they're too lazy to even mate?
>>69148123
Who reads in that position? Looks very uncomfortable.
>>69148156
You cant fool me, squid-poster.
>>69146751
They shit in my backyard all the time and sleep in my leaf piles, plus they rile up my dogs.
>>69148199
How am I a squid? I don't even have access to the kind of technology needed to access those fiber optics cables that run on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.
>dat bigfin squid doe
>>69146717
Only the leech's were disturbing, everything else was dumb. Especially when the kid shoots crickets off Jewnose with perfect aim as he thrashes around.
>>69148077
what?
you do know what the word "stop" means, right?
>>69148302
My point is how do you create that bug scene without CGI?
>>69148355
use real bugs
>>69148247
Don't listen, the squidposter just wants you to come closer.
>>69146359
Oh man, you're gonna' have an aneurysm when it gets released what the military have found on other planets.
Nature's a hell of a drug.
>>69146240
Well two glowing eyes are just enough to keep the lovecraftian vibe tho
>>69145795
>tfw going swimming with whale sharks this summer
>>69148355
with practical effects like animatronics for example. You know, like in pretty much every movie that was made before jurassic park
>>69147497
I thought they ate plants
>>69146744
actually they do
>>69148386
why do these things have to exist
>>69143332
That's actually the face hugger prop from Alien3 btw. Its only seen in the directors cut before the ox-burster scene.
>>69148247
Yikes it's the squid, I'm outta here.
>>69148400
idiot
>>69143332
>2016
>Still discovering new species
How does that work?
>>69148612
How's that guy an idiot? Your post makes me think his post has actual credit.
>>69148400
like what?
>>69143394
>via 9gag
fake
>>69148612
Keep living in your dreamworld m8, you have no idea how far gone things are.
>>69148634
Earth is a mighty big place, anon.
>>69146674
They taste like shit tho
>>69148090
wtf is that in the background behind the squid?
>>69148156
>>69148247
I did an artistic portrait of this poster
>>69148826
ur moms ovaries
>>69148826
the pods that contain the new race
>>69148861
t. cthulhu
>>69148400
Just wait till they find a way to show us the creatures that exist everywhere on this planet but in another plane of existence, they probably exist inside our homes but the human brain just isn't tuned to see them.
>>69148902
>you're a 4th dimensional being
>and you watch humans be retards
Yeah, I doubt they're anything to worry about
>>69148826
Stop it.
>>69148880
>>69148838
oh my
>>69148687
Take squids, spiders, carnivorous plants and mash them together.
>>69146175
spider's offspring have been known to increase in size with the warmer climate, so i'ts not just oxygen
>>69148786
for you
>>69148902
>but the human brain just isn't tuned to see them.
That's what the reptilians want you to believe.
That's what LSD is for, to counteract the chemicals in your drinking water that makes your brains not see the other dimensional beings.
>>69144767
even the biggest speculated squid species is pretty small though. also, anything bigger then a sperm whale is most likely to eat plankton like the larger whales, it's the only thing that's in large enough quantities in the seas to sustain such huge creatures.
>>69144255
daww
>>69147359
bats are cute
>>69148974
>t. giant squid
We're on to you, guy.
reminder that the ocean will fuck you up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlRA5TMPWZ4
>>69148880
>speech bubble coming from the monitor
>not a capture of the post itself above and to the right of the monitor with the squid audibly clacking on the keys to imply that the post was his
Way to spoonfeed you fucking faggo
>>69148932
>tfw they watch you edge for hours
>>69148247
>>69149028
that's kinda hot
>>69148960
squiidersorousants?
>>69148826
iirc the eyeball of a fully grown big fin squid
>it's a squidposter thread
You guys are banished to the depths of the ocean for a reason.
>>69149028
Yeah you probably feed them energy or some shit
>>69149044
Kek
>>69148980
Too bad I don't do drugs, I don't drink water either, only heavy amounts of alcohol.
>>69149109
>>69148826
we need a higher res image
>>69148838
>>69148880
>>69149044
that would also explain a lot of hentai porn
>>69148902
>implying they have a form
>implying they aren't just pure will, free from the confines of crude 3D matter
>>69146093
>american version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go_LIz7kTok
>>69149073
that's a pretty good name, i'm going to take it for my novel
>>69149026
didn't feel like making more of an effort. There ya go.
>>69148985
>you now realize sperm wales used to travel in massive herds before the whale oil industry drove them to the brink of extinction
Giant squid weren't just something sperm whales ate sometimes, it's their primary food source.
So how many fucking giant squid were there to sustain that population?
>>69149025
>denying your chance to meet the Sleeper
That diver is pretty dumb
>>69147359
>>69149000
>>69149157
never understood how some people are afraid of them
>>69148838
>>69148880
>>69149044
Reminds me of this.
>>69148985
>even the biggest speculated squid species is pretty small though
Sure you are.
>>69149157
i was going to post a hedgehog getting its belly rubbed but i cant find it
>>69149197
It's a 4chan thing.
>>69149157
hot
>>69149195
I went canoeing one time with my grandpa at night and we got swarmed by bats. Not a single one hit us or attacked us. My grandpa then told me that bats were smarter than dumb birds and told me we will never have to be afraid of bats.
>>69146359
how about pigs, are they ok?
>>69149157
>>69146751
as someone who lives in Indiana,
Fuck. You.
>>69145378
Due to spiders utilising box lung if the Earths atmosphere contained 5% more oxygen then some species of spiders would grow to the size of small dogs
>>69149257
>we will never have to be afraid of bats
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.
>>69149259
Only for bacon
>>69149181
Fuck!
>>69149257
well they do eat mosquitoes, and anything that can kill mosquitoes are fine by me
>>69149303
the way it's fuckin arms are moving the only thing i can think of is WOLOLO
>>69149303
I'm going to need two flamenwaffers for this post
>>69149195
they carry diseases
>>69146751
No they aren't. Deer in my area aren't even scared of cars anymore. They're always prancing along the roads at night making me think they'll run across but never do.
>>69146859
http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2016/01/feature-astronomers-say-neptune-sized-planet-lurks-unseen-solar-system
It's gone beyond theory now, it will probably be announced as fact in the next year.
>>69149284
lets say I had an air chamber suitable for small dogs
what kind of spiders are we talking here
>>69143426
people from /x should be called fau/x
humans are the most evil animal
>>69149195
They're rats with wings that are carriers for rabies and other diseases.
Also they eat mosquitoes and gnats, that usually home in on the co2 in your breath and hover over your head, which is where the "bats in your hair" myth comes from.
>>69149372
>Nibiru is real
I like where this is going
>>69149352
it's flammenwerfers not flammenwaffers you untermensch
>>69146744
>creature
>there are no fungus that already infect the human species
Jesus fucking christ, you are a dumb one
>>69149195
You've never had one trapped inside your house then freaking out because it can't escape
>>69149399
>rat with wings
no, that's pigeons
>>69147874
>>69147874
there is no possible way to evolve to use a big dose of radiation to your advantage
>>69149393
sweet, sweet karma
>>69146175
Not true.
The gas exchange used by book lung is very Sensitive to higher ratios of oxygen
>>69149284
Don't tell me things like this anon
>>69149425
actually, the plural of flammenwerfer is also flammenwerfer
>>69149393
oh, how I love that justice
>>69149259
>washing your piggo in the bidet
but that's where butts go
>>69149483
That's what the Japanese government controlling Gojira wants you to believe.
>>69146744
there are tons of fungi that infect humans, it's the reason why we have clotrimazole, econazole, ketoconazole, miconazole, tioconazole, terbinafine, and amorolfine
