https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4i0jso/i_am_actor_steven_seagal_live_from_thailand_ama/
GET IN HERE SENPAI, TIME TO SNATCH SOME QUESTIONS
>>69139854
can you explain the meaning of the line "I will snatch every motherfucker birthday"
>>69139903
posted it
and he seems to be answering questions fast so it's hopeful
Our memes are top voted on his AMA right now , BUT HE'S NOT ANSWERING THEM
this is gonna be epic
downvote all good questions upvote all hothead ones as usual?
>>69140183
Of course.
"Why don't you get on a diet?"
>>69139854
>https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4i0jso/i_am_actor_steven_seagal_live_from_thailand_ama/
>One million percent possible if the credit card has been modified. It's a very easy thing to do.
Jesus lol
>>69140267
this will be a goldmine in a few hours just wait
gold already
Has he stopped?
Ask him if he could beat Mickey Rourke in a fight. We need to make that fight happen.
>>69140750
>>69129966
>>69129966
>>69129966
we are in here
>>69140943
Well now we know
>Are you interested in being in The Expendables 4
>I will not be in The Expendables
>Well I'm sorry to hear that
Snatching Birthdays?
> I am a cop and have been for a very long time. It's a street term that means to kill someone.
It's over. You guys went too far. There were some comments calling him a rapist.
>When did you start playing guitar?
>I started playing the guitar in Detroit in the '50s and I was in an all-black band
>born in 1952
So he's just gonna sit there and drop a bold faced lie like that and totally believe it. You started playing guitar in the 50s in Detroit with an all black band huh? And you were what, six, eight? What a fucking retard this guy is, pathological liar. Literally the "my dad works at Nintendo" kid all grown up.
>tfw every day when walking through the university halls you're afraid of getting your birthday snatched in an anime swordfight
wut
>>69142000
He could be telling the truth you know. It's not out of the realm of possibility.
Surprising lack of Punani based questions in this AMA.
>I started playing guitar in Detroit in the 50's and I was in an all-black band
How was Steven in an all-black band in the 50's if he was born in '52 as a white man?
>>69140943
what did he mean by this
>>69140943
well now we know.
>>69145324
... It's pretty straightforward.
is this going to be like Tom Hardy's AMA too?
another autistic cringefest?
kek
>>69140943
Because a salad a day keeps the snatcher away
>>69145507
fuckkkkkkkk!!!
I really like this meme now
But hasn't his whole life been a meme?
>>69145507
sweet mother of god
>>69145507
well played anon, well played
>>69141990
Those were redditors, we didn't do that shit
fucking normie bullshit
Seagal is pretty funny, i hate meme celebrity hating.
>everyone just shitting on him
so edgy
>Do you consider yourself a buddhist? Which aspects of buddhism address you the most?
I am a Buddhist. The aspects? Humility and compassion.
haha
>Hey there! I went to the same jr. high school as you in Fullerton, CA (many years later). Heard some stories. The one I would like to ask you about is when your social studies teacher caught you stealing lunch money from a kid in a wheel chair. True? (I didn't make this up)
>>69145978
You reap what you sow.
>>69145978
at least the faggots from /tv/ are more subtle with the seagalbashing. All the redditfags just openly berating him, these idiots don't get it.
>>69146064
>https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4i0jso/i_am_actor_steven_seagal_live_from_thailand_ama/
>>69146992
Someone should ask him if he really shit himself after Gene Lebell choked him out.
>>69147095
hes gone already ran away
>>69146992
>>69147032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUCkf7sCUes
Did anyone ask what EASY EASY meant?
>>69147332
Ask: yes
Answer: no
So was all the retarded Seagal memeing every day lately just a preparation for this? Seems like a pretty good viral marketing strategy.
>>69147332
Someone link me to the easy easy scene?
>Q: Hey there Sensei Seagal! Big fan of your work! Just wanted to ask you about your musical abilities. When, where and how did you start playing the guitar? Also what musician was the most fun to play/collaborate with?
>Seagal: I started playing the guitar in Detroit in the '50s and I was in an all-black band.
>>69147921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ
What did he mean by this?
This was the thread as it was happening: >>69129966
>>69147756
In no way is Segal posting successful shilling.
The reddit thread is cringe too.
>>69148127
It raises his visibility as a meme actor, it can't be coincidental that it appeared that close before the AMA.
Someone needs to ask him about his music career. I need to know if he plans on making another album.
>>69147973
>the package explodes
>the guy explodes
>the room explodes
>the whole fucking building explodes
what the fuck was that building made of? tnt?
>>69148215
>it can't be coincidental that it appeared that close before the AMA.
It's called meme magic anon. Praise Kek
>>69147973
This scene is perfection.
>That intense music
>The complete fucking up of going and doing
>The two EZs
>The slight pause in the piss stream in the close up
>Jumping out the window with his dick out, probably pissing all over himself in the process
>The building seems to blow up like 3 times
>>69148566
I'm baffled by how funny his movies are. It's like the directors and editors were betting on the memetic long haul and made everything slightly weird and wrong for future generations to laugh at
It has nothing to do with them being old - Actually his first movies are his most competent ones. The 00s ones are when the borderline experimental shit begins
>>69148521
From what I've seen, most of "meme magic" is just PR teams working their magic.
>>69148722
so why did the big guy only stick around for 5 minutes
>>69140943
Hahahaha even on the internet he has to aggrandize himself
>>69143898
that scene is so awkward, nice location though
so it's true, everyone on 4chan does in fact use reddit as well
>>69147931
AHHAHHAHAHHAHA
>>69140943
Lmao
>>69146992
>when do you think you will achieve them
Top kek
ASK HIM ABOUT THE SOUTH PARK EPISODE
SOMEONE POST THE YOUTUBE LINK OF STEVEN SE-BOOM BOOM
Week meme.
It's gonna die just like mordecaipost, drivepost and so many others.
>>69148015
It was pretty boring tbqh, a question answered every 15-25 minutes.
>>69140943
>>69149653
It's already a lot stronger than C-tier memes like pestposting which literally lasted a week
>>69149806
>implying
you already lived its peak
>>69149911
Well I'm sorry to hear that...
who hyped for steven seagal in suicide squad?
>>69147973
lmao i don't think he would survive that explosion just because he jumped out the window
>>69149911
easy, easy
>>69140267
jesus
Wow, even reddit ripped him a new one
>>69140267
>trying to imply he knows how to do that
The eternal "that kid"
he's gonna say he learned as a CIA operative
>>69150864
i almost feel bad for him, some of it is downright brutality
>>69139854
>>69151003
You'd just have to slightly sharpen the edge? It's not rocket science.
>how should one defend against rear naked chokes by Gene Lebell?
>Any regrets about driving that fucking tank into a guys house and killing his dog?
>Van Damme has recently stated that he believes he would, and I quote, "wreck you" in a battle of martial arts. What is your response?
>Can you explain how you "developed" the front kick that Anderson Silva used in his UFC fight? That same kick has it's origin from old old Okinawan Karate(mae geri) which originated from Chinese boxing. In what way do did you "enhance" it and made you feel it was now "your version" of the front kick?
>your ex-wife, Kelly LeBrock, says she was 'constantly raped and abused' by you, is that true?
>You have been quoted on Google saying "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." Would you now say that has become a reality? And more importantly, you got any cum in those balls?
>How did you become such a big guy for your movies? Did it require lots of training? I mean, for you.
>Hey there! I went to the same jr. high school as you in Fullerton, CA (many years later). Heard some stories. The one I would like to ask you about is when your social studies teacher caught you stealing lunch money from a kid in a wheel chair. True? (I didn't make this up)
>Your tv show that takes place in Seattle mentions a swamp. Have you ever been to seattle, and if so, where is the swamp?
>There is a short video showing you talking about the buddha nature, and a monk throwing a student in the nature. Could you explain how this shows the buddha nature?
>What are your thoughts on spousal abuse?
>How profitable is trafficking females for sex?
>Would you beat Vladimir Putin in close combat? Would you beat Sanders?
>In many of your recent movies you change shoulders with your firearms. Are you truly ambidextrous when it comes to shooting?
Boy, Seagal's gonna be taking his rage out on some Bangkok ladyboy tonite.
>>69151498
Man, this shit is like telling a kid there's no Santa.
>>69151498
I think he loves this shit actually
he's at the point where he's rich af and doesn't give a shit .
>>69151498
>how should one defend against rear naked chokes by Gene Lebell?
>Any regrets about driving that fucking tank into a guys house and killing his dog?
Riiiiiiight about there was when I started laughing hysterically
>>69151830
>Any regrets about driving that fucking tank into a guys house and killing his dog?
Wait, what? This is a scene in a movie, right?
someone please explain to me the punani joke. what does it fucking mean
>>69151889
No.
http://www.avclub.com/article/steven-seagal-accused-of-killing-a-puppy-and-hundr-61146
>>69152140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I
>>69151498
>rather than a sex symbol.
>>69152198
perfection 11/10
>>69152159
holy shit, he snatched it before it even had a birthday
>>69151752
Is he, though? I mean he's having to suck up to the dictator Putin to stay relevant at all.
>>69140943
Punani snatch confirmed for the new Baneposting
This is a big meme for every motherfucker
>>69152887
>Punani snatch confirmed for the new Baneposting
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
>>69152887
This is that infinity meme I was telling you about. High calibre, long range piercing. About 15 posts per thread, can you imagine?
>>69153053
Easy
EEAAASYY
>>69148127
Well I'm sorry to hear that.
>>69151498
>Your tv show that takes place in Seattle mentions a swamp. Have you ever been to seattle, and if so, where is the swamp?
Bretty gud
>this thread
>>69148566
>>The building seems to blow up like 3 times
Not only that, it's a completely uniform explosion of the ENTIRE building. If it was an explosive, it would be enough to kill the guy, and blow up the room. That's it. You'd have to plant like 200 of those around and explode them to get that effect.
>>69150136
Someone edit this pic to actually include Segall.
Becuase some idiot newspaper will fucking run with it.
>>69139854
>It's a millenials disrespect an aging action hero episode
And yet you're the meme, not him.
>>69151255
>i almost feel bad for him, some of it is downright brutality
He rapes trafficked teenage girls from Eastern Europe. Fuck him.
>>69148566
>easy
>EASY
What did he mean by this? Was he telling SS to calm down while taking a piss? Why was he so threatened by him getting his dick ou?
>>69153414
I think the black guy is the bad guy and he has Segall captured. Little does he know that the package he is stealing from Segall is actually a bomb.
>EASY
>>69153400
>>>/t/umblr
faggot
>>69148566
>The slight pause in the piss stream in the close up
This is what fucking gets me the most. It's beautiful.
>>69139854
kill yourself
>>69153400
>implying thats a bad thing
>>69152326
Didn't you know anon? He snatches EVERY motherfucker birthday.
>>69153525
came looking for this, wasn't disappointed
you're doing G-d's work here anon
>>69145483
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'M DYING HERE
>>69153385
It's Seagal.
If anyone has earned some disrespect, it's him
>>69154046
That's not exactly disrespect, it's a really pathetic display of quipping en masse.
>>69154046
Agreed, his movies are absolute trash even if they entertained me as a kid. Most action movies that entertained me as a kid still do, but not Seagal's.
He's no match for true action heroes of the 80s like Arnie, Sly, Clint, Bruce Willis or JCVD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=claY2UU9-5c
>>69145483
I'm shocked he can recognize a line from one his movies from 25 years ago.
>>69154203
Why are you waiting for half an hour in this thread for someone to reply to your post?
>I love everything about this AMA
>this is the best thing we've ever done
Gee, I wonder why? Maybe because the true meme masters of /tv/ highjiacked the thread and put some actual creativity and subtlety into their humor? Jesus Christ, they really don't understand do they? They love to shit talk and "avoid" 4chan, but when we're the ones there making the jokes, they eat that shit up
>>69154413
>le redditor trying to derail the thread with his reddit sensibilities
>>69153414
>Why was he so threatened by him getting his dick ou?
He was intimidated by the BNAJIMGIC, Big Native American Japanese Italian Mongolian German Irish Cock.
>>69154472
Wow I hated that negress every single time she appeared in parks and rec with her retarded "humor".
I swear these black "comedians" are just tokens like most black celebrities.
What did he mean by this?
>>69154543
She's too stupid to have a job involving talking, you are mistaking her for someone else.
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE WIG?
>>69154550
I was waiting for this one to get posted.
Steven Segal confirmed black
punani for everyone
Too many real questions without answers, too many funny questions with weird answers.
>>69140943
Im seriously questioning whether the sheer will of a group of people can alter reality aka meme magic
>all those guitar questions
>no one asked him what he does when his mellows get harshed
SmH TbH FaM
>>69145380
For you.
>>69145227
Best edit ever.
>>69154658
Of course meme magic is real.
>>69153631
>Tomo News
Oh god, I totally forgot about those shitheads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozGv_UTEQrc
Thanks for the reminder.
>>69155011
lel I just saved it with the filename that was posted, didn't know tomo news was a thing
HOLY SHIT
SEAGAL FOR VP
IT'S HAPPENING
>>69155118
Magyars >>>/out/
>>69154658
Meme magic is 100% real - right now Ron Paul is being considered for Secretary of State if Trump wins.
>>69153400
eh it's not really rape.
he did kill a puppy though. with a tank. driving shotgun with arpago.
Can someone explain the Seagal meme?
>>69155984
Brother, if you gotta ask, you'll never know
>>69145380
4444 UUUUUU
>>69156264Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
>>69145757
>>69145889
>>69145978
C'mon, low-key fucking with Seagal is funny
JUST
>>69158697
SNATCH
>>69145483
I know her daughter she used to go to mu school, her IG is like arissa lebrock
>>69159441
Is she hot
>>69159460
She is a "plus size model" she got fucked on her birthday at a mountain rager, shit was cash
This is pretty sad. Most of you are far too obsessed with creating the next big meme, the next bane, that you don't realize just how stupid you look. Worst of all none of this is funny, and reading over a lot of those cringey as fuck comments makes me ashamed to share a board with you meme loving chucklefucks.
>>69159591
She looks pretty average sized to me. Maybe the lower end of THICC
Still woodberry. I bet she does anal.
>>69159658
This is pretty sad. Most of you are far too obsessed with creating the next big meme, the next bane, that you don't realize just how stupid you look. Worst of all none of this is funny, and reading over a lot of those cringey as fuck comments makes me ashamed to share a board with you meme loving chucklefucks.
>>69153370
Segalls aleady in it, next to croc
I'm late to the AMA, how's it going? Butt-blasted like last time, deleted comments, memes?
>>69159720
She is so fucking hot, holy shit.
>>69139854
Ask him how much he paid the Dalai Lama to be given the title of 'tulku'.
