The names Croft, Lara Croft
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>>69138626
in b4 tits too small, seems more likely they'll go with nuLara
>>69138676
no fucking shit, her tits are literally pancakes
>>69138626
>no tits and not attractive
wew
>>69138626
That actually looks good.
t. fellow brit poster
>>69138744
>what is hollywood magic making boobs bigger
if normal girls can do it with push up bra's i'm sure they'll give her some sort of enhancement
>>69138626
Looks perfect, too bad she's doesn't any fucking hips irl.
>>69138823
But that's just it, she already tries that.
>>69138626
No Daisy, no party
>>69138798
>not attractive
this meme does trigger me desu
Anyone else remember that very old clip where a busty fake titted lara croft takes her top off on a bus or something
At least she can act
>>69138626
Was no one satisfied with Jolie's Tomb Raider?
>>69138958
jfc yup we need enhancements
>>69138626
>a-cup Lara Croft
>>69138958
just to watch her on screen? yeah sure. Not like I'm looking for a great movie in lara croft.
>>69138998
They were 20 years ago when she wasn't a cancerous skeleton with silicone funbags
she looks fucking terrible
daisy would have been better
>>69138676
nuLara's tits are still quite large for a girl of her weight and body shape, but at least they're within the realm of possibility.
But honestly, I'd rather go with acting ability over appearance. I think it turns out better more often than not.
Wolverine is supposed to be short as hell but Jackman is huge. But he's a great actor and he otherwise looks the part. Or Idris Elba as the "whitest of the gods" Heimdall.
Plus I think they deliberately want to aim for the "adventure action archaeologist girl" angle, which is, I think, what made Lara *really* popular. She always had comically big boobs, but if that's all she ever was then she would have just been an amusing footnote in vidya history. They can always stuff her bra or CGI them up a bit if they have to, but I'd rather they didn't. Vikander is hot enough anyway.
>>69138958
>Would you rather they cast Emily Ratajakowski?
Yes, though I'd rather they cast a white Brit with big tits.
>>69139043
why the fuck would anyone willingly dress like that?
actually digusting
>>69138798
>not attractive
Get the fuck off my planet.
>>69139097
who is this little girl?
>>69139097
pls stop
>>69138626
Doesn't look too bad tbhfam
>>69139095
Its the MET gala you unwashed plebian
>>69138626
You mean larry croft
>>69139035
>not like I'm looking for a great movie in Lara Croft
I think they'd like there to be one, though. Eight years ago, nobody was looking for a good movie out of comic books, but then we got Batman Begins and Iron Man. Lara may be vidyashit, but there's enough concept behind her to make a fun movie. It's not far off from Indiana Jones (action/adventure with supernatural elements).
>>69139043
Daisy would have been good too, but we get Alicia. And that dress does look terrible on her.
>>69139069
Too bad she's considered box office poison after Witch Hunters.
>>69139095
you tell me
>DUDE IM DISGUSTING LMAO
>>69139043
>>69139097
i'm not an alicia hater for the role but seriously what the fuck is this dress
>>69139150
Do they force people to dress like retards?
>>69139165
>nobody was looking for a good movie out of comic books
breh, that's not even remotely true.
>>69138798
>no tits
ftfy
>>69139095
A fashion designer pays you to wear their dress. It's how celebrities can afford all those expensive dresses (they get paid a lot for movies, sure, but those dresses would add up).
It's a shitty dress, but she didn't necessarily pick it out herself.
>>69139187
I'm not even talking about the dress
I'm talking about her disgusting body and face
>>69139207
yeah, kinda.
>>69139183
shes cute, and shitposting wont change that fact
enjoy getting riled up though
Fassbender must have literally fucked the brains out of Vikander for her to dress like that.
>>69139244
what kind of established designer would make something so ugly?
>>69139183
I think shes pretty cute senpai. Dat dark skin.
>>69139276
louis vuitton
>>69138626
She looks like she couldn't manage one pullup to save her life.
>>69139207
Theme changes every year
2013, punk theme biel
2016, maybe the theme was retard
>>69139282
that's because you have shit for eyes
god I fucking wish I had the shit eyes that everybody on this board seems to fucking have
>>69139308
>picks one of the worst people to show the theme
>>69139383
now here is a punk
>>69139043
weird that all these acctresses emerging all happen to come from wealthy families, weird
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Lauren Cohan would be the best choice. Her natural transatlantic accent is a little bit odd, but if she can drop the Americanisms, she'd be great.
Alicia is both way too talented and way too miscast for this. I get that they're trying to capitalize on her fame before she starts requesting phat paydays, but it seems the wrong franchise for her.
>>69138626
I like her, but she's a terrible choice for Lara Croft.
>>69139171
doubt it considering she was never a star to begin with
>>69138626
>caring about lara croft after the playstation 1 era
>>69139518
Alicia is incredibly talented, but she's yet to have a huge hit movie. She keeps almost doing it. Ex Machina was extremely well received and was successful but wasn't a massive release, UNCLE was a little underrated (but still not great) and didn't really take off, and Danish Girl was Oscarbait, though amusingly it was Eddie's role that was bait, not hers.
Hopefully she won't get caught in the Supporting Actor curse where casting people think she'll be too expensive to use now.
>no sharp tits
WHAT ABOUT MUH SOURCE MATERIAL?!
The names Croft, Lara Croft
>>69139980
>sharp tits
Tanner Mayes?
>>69140097
>>69140097
Get that hambeast outta her
>>69139043
>daisy
>better
shit taste
>>69140097
More like Lara Kraft singles
>>69138626
qt as fuck desu
>>69140097
Fantastic feet. 10/10 would worship
>>69140097
I honestly thought she was going to get the role the way things were heading. Not a great choice but better than Daisy Ridley. Obviously shittier actor than Vikander.
>>69140105
Didn't she turn into a self-righteous bitch or something?
>>69139743
>I want sex
>>69139043
>muh inbred bong chavette xenomorph
back to lebbit
>>69140217
>Not a great choice but better than Daisy Ridley.
Based on what? At least Daisy can do the physical roles, this cunt can't/won't and on top of that is an even worse actor
she's a literal womanlet, i can't wait for xer to start throwing 300 lbs lads around
>>69138626
how's her British accent senpai?
>>69140254
Nymphlet*
>>69140284
Her normal voice when speaking English is pretty British as it is.
>>69140249
>at least Daisy can do the physical roles
Thank god for that. I think Hollywood's obsession with telling actresses to lose weight (for no good reason) is atrocious and sexist, but I also know the difference between that and asking them to become strong and buff for a physically demanding part. Apparently, so too does Daisy.
>>69140284
Pretty on-point. Given that she's Swedish, her native accent would be too goofy to get good parts, so she's got the RP accent down pat.
>>69140461
> Given that she's Swedish
I know the papers say so but i find it hard to believe
>>69140217
>>69140097
it's not Larda Croft
>>69140572
Is this some /pol/ thing? She's a Swede but she does have some non-white blood (Finn)
>>69140572
Why would that be hard to believe? Because she's dark-haired? Blonde is pretty damn common (and stereotypical) in Scandinavia, but dark brown is still plenty common, and it's a dominant trait.
I mean I guess the lack of an accent helps too, but actors practice that shit.
We're used to hack American actors who just want to move to Hollywood and become famous, but don't want to take acting lessons. Well, part of those lessons are on speaking.
>>69140582
I wouldn't try to close her in the refrigerator room tbf
>>69138886
>swn rip off chunks of your flesh
;_;
>>69140819
I think she's spent too much time in the refrigerator room, know what I mean
>>69140749
Her complexion bro
>>69138626
>Reckless, aggressive and undisciplined, you're a Tomb Raider aren't you?
>This is a Tomb.... I Raid.
Jesus Christ really?
>>69140966
Utter shite.
>>69138958
Those tits are just sad...even sadder when they have to hold the Lara Croft name.
>>69140966
>>69140892
Yeah, she is relatively dark for a swede. It's probably just one of those things. People run a gamut of looks, and she just happens to be quite different from the stereotype.
>>69141022
Idk why but I really like her tits. They just seem very feminine. Big tits can be really nice too but sometimes they can just be grotesque.
>>69141111
but le god emperor le jews killing the white race le Ben Garrison™ :/
>>69138626
>Tits aren't cones
Dropped
>>69140966
>>69140999
>>69141022
>>69141066
>>69141111
>>69141149
I don't think he's talking about size. They lack density and look like they have started sagging already.
>>69138958
>emily ratatouille
Nah m8 Sophie Dee was perfect
>>69140097
>Lara Croft: Fridge Raider
>>69141332
I'd raid her fridge
>>69141377
that's cause you have no standards
>>69141402
True.
>ctrl+f jew
>no result
yes goy, only the breast size is the problem hehehe.
>>69138626
How much time in photoshop was required to make her look white?
>>69139484
>that un-athletic mom-body
>tomb raider
>>69141448
>implying we don't all know that she was cast due to nepotism
But the strange thing is, why did they cast a jewess with no tits? There are plenty of kike titty monsters out there. Same goes for Wonder Woman too.
>>69138889
Maybe after a nose job
>>69141519
because vikander's skeletal physique just screams athleticism, right?
>>69141548
Titty monsters are reserved for porn.
>>69141562
there is literally nothing wrong with her nose
>>69138626
not strong and independent enough, not even close.
>>69141149
>spotted the faggot.
>>69141571
why
>>69141626
I'm not a jewish insider, I have no idea why
Should've been Gemma if they wanted a titcow. She even sports a good ponytail these days too.
>>69141548
>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>>69141571
If by porn you mean sexual intercourse in front of a recording device of any nature then yes
>>69141643
Can any kikes here explain why Jews fear titties?
>>69141655
Good choice
>>69141655
Damn, she got fit.
>>69141655
>>69141704
not a jew but one of my gfs was israeli and wanted to have smaller tits to look sexier. Now this is probably bullshit but I think it's because big tits are also very maternal and so y'know big tits=mum or something like that
>>69139484
This guy gets it. Maggie would be a perfect nuLara
>Not posting her best picture
Nothing will beat Jolie she was THICK in all the right ways for Lara Croft.
>>69141655
She's also a good niggerfucker.
Where are her boobs?!?
>>69141757
just more proof jews are backwards and evil
>>69141732
>>69141655
w2c fit gf
pls help
>>69141774
Prime Aletta Ocean>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Prime Jolie
>>69141774
> there was a time when she was over 100 lbs
Weird. Really weird.
>>69141804
you need to be impossibly jacked or handsome to have a fit gf
>>69141810
Comparing a god tier Actress to a filthy whore who sucks dick for money.
Just blow your head off.
>>69139321
You already have shit eyes
>>69141828
k thanks
gonna go kill myself
>>69141810
>>69140966
Zods snapped neck tier
>>69141828
Confirmed.
Gemma Atkinson's currently dating this slab of man-meat, Olly Foster
>>69141810
>Prime Jolie
I hope you mean Hackers Jolie
>>69142072
mirin
>>69139420
this is literally like some shit out of the hunger games.
>>69141901
>>69141849
being gay is ok it's 2016™
>>69141600
Except looking super masculine
>>69139420
Iggy Pop is looking good for his age
>>69142095
>Hackers Jolie
So fucking seconded. Those hot pants were painted on, I swear.
>>69138676
NuLara has C cups, Alicia has A at most.
>>69142150
>unironically white knighting a porn star
>>69142236
>white knighting
just saying she could have been a decent lara back then and I'm also strongly implying she's way hotter than angelina
>>69141548
Brie is too tiny and too cute
Eva Green should've been Wonder Woman and Lara Croft
>>69142278
Well, you're wrong on both accounts. Ocean always looked too plastic to be anything other than a paid slut.
>>69142294
Too french. Eats snails. Also old.
Let's stick with Gemma. Sure she can control her northern lass accent long enough to manage something along the lines of a Sloane Ranger.
>not daisey
dropp't
>that body
Hollywood is descriminating against women with huge mammaries. Scar Jo, ariel and now this
why does hollywood discriminate against big breasts?
>no daisey
>>69142407
Jesus, she was hot as hell before, but she's literally perfect now.
>>69142437
>>69142438
>>69142490
Amazing what turning 30 does for a woman's belief in being able to control their weight by diet alone.
>>69142490
That's a perfect nuLara body.
>>69142565
If only more girls realized lifting would keep them young and healthy longer.
>2016 lara croft
>>69142876
She should get those moles on her chest looked at.
>not daisey
JUST fuck my film up
>>69142916
b-but anon those are her nipples
>>69142490
Too rectangular for my taste.
Still good though.
>>69143076
She needs a strong core to support those tits.
>>69142876
>its a "/tv/ pretends to have extremely high standards for women despite never being with a real woman in their lives" episode
she's beautiful. Plus small tits are cute.
>>69143246
>small tits are cute.
>>69142565
>>69142666
>>69143154
Jesus Christ
>>69142666
>strong women
She's fucking repulsive.
>5 head massive mouth Daisy in Star Wars
>Gal "twig body," Gadot as WW
>this stick lady as Laura Croft
>those two unaesthetic bitches in the baywatch remake
So what the new thing in hollywood is putting ugly chicks in movies?
>>69143306
Here, have a pic of her rubbing cream on her face.
>>69143271
>says he likes a particular female feature
>this makes him a faggot
its called a preference.
>>69143306
>>69143335
pefect Captain Marvel, but Disney will probably picks some ugly jew
>>69143367
>no tits
>female
>>69143349
And yet tall curvy types like Atkinson, Jessica Biel and Aly Michalka can't score the roles. Maybe they don't suck enough producer cock.
This is the new lara croft?
da fuck.
>>69143408
small tits =/= no tits
you may think bigger is superior but that is merely your opinion.
>>69143367
small tits are the opposite of feminine, retard
>>69143457
just recast it as daisey for fucks sake
>>69143349
>unaesthetic
>>69143463
no the opposite of feminine is masculine. Small tits are just small, not manly. theyre cute and more often than not, perky. I'm sorry that your virgin brain can only be attracted to the double d's you see in porn.
>a video game adaptation
dodged a bullet
Yet another role literally robbed from the deserving (auntie) Antje
>>69143508
>implying any of them are even CLOSE to prime Pam
It's literally
>be skinny
fucking sad
>caring about fucking Tomb Raider in 2012+4
I shiggy diggy dooooo
>>69143547
Too bad Vikander's are as flat as pancakes.
>>69143553
this. its going to have to be amazing for anyone outside of the gaming community to give half a shit
>it's a more normies realize that /fit/-grills are the best-episode
my favorite kind of episode
>>69143508
Zac Efron looks awful. He got way too cut for that.Look at the rock and how aesthetically pleasing he is.Efron looks like and old man with papery skin.
>>69142425
Daisy can't act, is ugly and has awful body
>>69143574
>he's a fake tits guy
At least Mammario's are real.
>>69143154
cracking pair of fake norks
>>69143579
see
>>69142876
yeah they're small, but not flat. She's a 9/10 for me, and a great actress. Was fantastic in UNCLE
>>69142294
she damands to get her tits out for every single role. it's in her contract. if she can't show her tits she doesn't sign on. she doesn't even understand the concept of a PG-13 production.
>>69143508
Yah. Knew they wouldn't show Daddario running in that red one piece. It was so narrow at the crotch it'd turn into something like a Wild Weasel bikini within a few strides.
>>69143600
Efron probably looks great when hydrated, still doesn't look like a comfortable bodyfat% to be at all year though
>>69143633
I'm not paying to see her take a shit and listen to her fart through a walkie talkie, retard
>>69143600
>He got way too cut for that.Look at the rock and how aesthetically pleasing he is.
The Rock looks like he's made out of fucking burnt bacon, aesthetically pleasing my ass
>>69143600
>this is what normies actually believe
He looks fucking great. If only he wasn't a manlet he'd be perfect.
>>69143335
you afraid they'll fight back and break your nose when you try to rape them?
"It's a Tomb Raid, right? I Raid Tombs."
>>69143553
daisey could've made it a great adventure movie though.
>>69139069
Somebody deserves to be shot for not casting Goddess Arterton instead of some average euro tart.
>>69143700
>didn't shave his upper body
fucking respect! i'm okay with Efron, hope he does well in Jewywood even though he's a manlet
>>69143714
Um,what. That picture is obviously implying I'm very attracted to strong women, are you fucking retarded?
>>69143740
she would have been best choice for sure
>>69143407
Her or Aly Michalka for my money. Couldn't hurt the movie if the best special effect was packed into the tight uniform and onscreen most of the time.
>>69143565
I want to eat her asshole
>>69140857
:'(
>>69143646
A damn shame.
>>69143714
You are a special kind of dumbass, aren't you?
>>69143807
literal perfection.
>>69143757
Sorry to burst your bubble, but he clearly trimmed his chest hair and definitely shaved his arms.
>>69138626
Fucking swede playing an American hero
First superheroes, now vidya too. I get that the rest of the world wishes they could be American but come on this is getting out of hand
You're really telling me in all of hollywood there's not a single girl that can play Lara they had to fucking import one?
Vikander is cute but she doesn't really look like the character. I bet they'll have her be like black widow and not make the actor get in shape for the role either
>>69143933
Too obvious m9
>>69143807
god, what I would do to her
>>69143700
Okay there he looks much better. Must be more dehydrated in that other pic or it's just the angle.
>>69143894
>a literal rectangle cast as a baywatch lifeguard
fucking pathetic
>>69143933
>>69139043
>daisy would have been better
Nah, daisy is ugly. lara's only personality traits is being attractive, big tits and a nice ass.
>>69143951
I wish I had that webm of her lap dance in iZombie.
>>69143981
>a literal rectangle
>>69144001
Here... goddamn missing the show already and it's only been a month.
>>69143981
get laid sometime fatvirgin
>>69144058
>not chubby in S2
dropped
>>69144058
oh, that's disappointing. i thought it would be her dancing, not the zombie qt
>>69144058
Thanks. And It was good, but they might have fucked themselves at the end. Killed good characters, the detective knows what's going on so that bit of fun intrigue is ruined, and now it's going to be mercenary mooks as the villains to get kicked around every few episodes as a surprising number of battle-ready people die in Seattle.
>>69144125
She got some boogie time herself at one point.
>>69143881
>>69144197
>>69144163
eh, she was underused as fuck
>>69144220
fetish fuel
Did they fucking shop her head into another womens body?
What the fuck?
>>69138626
she's literally perfect
>>69144437
for you
>>69144402
Of course, she's a fridge in real life.
>>69144269
She's only a recurring character on iZombie, not a main. She could joining the main cast though - she's tweeted that she'll be appearing more often next season - maybe CW's upped their budget enough to allow 6 lead roles.
>>69144134
Had been kinda hoping they'd go full zombie outbreak and they'd end up with a quarantined zone in Seattle. One area that only the concious zombies could enter safely. It'd provide for a few extra plot lines.
>>69144402
Well duh.
>>69143457
Makes Margot "the fridge" Robbie look like she has Marilyn Monroe curves
>>69143457
And yet people shit on Daisy's body over this.
But yeah Alicia is a better actress than her.
>>69144402
I think it's a fan mage image, look how shitty the band around her leg and the rips in her shirt are
>>69142072
Oh i would let him dominate me and anally destroy me!
>>69144578
Yeah youre right evrything looks badly shopped
>>69142876
Jesus, I've got bigger tits than her .. and I'm just a fat man.
>>69144600
this image just makes me wanna do fass
>>69144484
>Had been kinda hoping they'd go full zombie outbreak and they'd end up with a quarantined zone in Seattle. One area that only the concious zombies could enter safely. It'd provide for a few extra plot lines.
Honestly, I just want everything in my zombie sitcom to stay in stasis so I can watch Liv have brain-related shenanigans.
>>69143757
>hope he does well in Jewywood even though he's a manlet
Manlets do pretty well in Hollywood
-RDJ
-Tom Cruise
-Renner
-Bardem
-Alpa Chino
-Hoffman
>>69143600
>triggered
>>69143596
>tfw you recognize the cuckold porno this scene is from
feels quite good famallama
>>69143700
Hes so fucking hot the height ceases to become an issue. Zac is perf, would suck off while he verbally abuses me.
>>69139484
>Jew Raider
>>69144826
what? Bardem is a manlet? dude has a face of a statue and is a manlet?
>>69144600
Fass is so ugly. Why so many women want to shag him?
>>69143508
This look so bad
>>69140097
>ruining fantasyshit
>ruining Terminatorshit
>ruining vidyashit
What's next for based Emma?
