Sansa Start edition
old: >>69135265
Why does everyone like the fourth book?
Literally nothing happens.
I win
1st for Dan Weiss
early for Stannis
nth for mordhau
Who's going to die in Sunday's new episode of 'People dying in Illogical ways of Thrones?'
>Start
You had one job, OP
>>69137038
Brienne's arc was sick.
>>69137039
by 'shota' you mean innocent pre-adolescent child? kill yourself
>>69137038
Jaime chapters are pretty good. That's about it.
>>69137085
yes
>>69137073
Hodor.
>>69137101
pretty sure you were trying to get first post
>>69137061
is this a video game? wew. which one?
>>69137078
>arc
>"HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL"
>literally nothing happens
>"""""""arc"""""""
>>69137038
Samwell's chapters are literally the worst in the entire series. Prove me wrong,
>>69137008
>>69137088
cox and jd at funeral.jpg
>>69137135
Bran in book 1 and Arya in general are fucking boring.
Then there's Dany's chapters but she has some lesbian scenes so it's allright
The North Remembers
>Bran learns the truth about Jon, the Night's King, Dany, and Tyrion, bastard of the Mad King and realizes that unless the three Targaryans unite, the Night King will plunge the world into eternal winter
>Jon rallies the north and wildlings as Jon Stark, forced to battle the Bolton's due to Ramsay's crimes against his sister Sansa
>in the climactic battle for Winterfell, Littlefinger swoops in at the last minute to assist Jon, pretends like this was his plan the whole time by betraying the Lannisters. Ramsay is killed by Jon.
>Sansa is all fuck this, gets Brienne and Jon to execute Littlefinger
>Arya finishes her training, murders Tommen
>Varys allies Dany's army with Dorne
>Yara takes control of the Iron Islands with the help of Theon
>Tyrion enlists the Grayjoys to Dany's side
>Tommen brutally crushes the Faith Militant under the advice of Cersei
>having completed her training, Arya returns to Westeros and murders Tommen, leaving only Jamie and Cersei to rule King's Landing
>Jorah and Daario try to rescuse Dany, with Jorah dying in the process
>Dany says fuck everything and is rescued by her dragons, which destroy Vaes Dothrak. She rides one of them back to Mirheen.
>The Dothraki see Dany riding with her dragons, rally behind her as she is the greatest rider in the world.
>Dany's united forces move on Westeros, while Jon devotes all of his resources to fighting the Walkers. But unless Bran can find some way to unite them all together, all hope will be lost
i've literally covered everything that's going to happen leading up to the end of the show. go ahead and screencap this you'll see
>>69137073
Osha and shaggy dog
>>69137155
t. neckbeard
>>69137127
>great atmosphere
>meeting characters like Randyll Tarly, Nimble Dick, BwB, Septon Meribald
>learning what it means to be a knight and reflecting on her past
>gets her first kill
>"He's eating me!"
who else can't wait for the inevitable Loras rape scene here?
>>69137168
why kill osha?
>>69137162
DON'T CRY MELLY
Why isn't there a synopsis for episodes after 3 yet? Why is the synopsis for ep 3 still short? Where are my leaks?
>>69137073
Some random guy that Arya has to kill who selss woman or just mistreats them.
>>69137203
Gotta deliver Rickon to Ramsay and she would never allow that.
>>69137005
>mfw a greek grill is watching us shitpost
Do you think GRRM and D&D had it all planned out since day one or have they been making this shit up as they went along?
>>69137162
>Dany says fuck everything and is rescued by her dragons, which destroy Vaes Dothrak. She rides one of them back to Mirheen.
>The Dothraki see Dany riding with her dragons, rally behind her as she is the greatest rider in the world.
Sounds just retarded enough to happen.
In episode S06E05 called The Door, Daenerys in Vaes Dothrak has visions about her future and her past, seeing the red door of the house in Braavos with the lemon tree growing in front of it. She remembers her childhood, but it is revealed to her that the house isn't in Braavos, but in Dorne.
>>69137281
>mostly straight
>Jon Snow as husbando
Even if she is a grill, she's a pleb.
>>69137038
Arianne and Euron
I saw some girl at night while I was in a cab in London last weekend and she looked exactly like Sophie Turner.
Does anyone who follows her on insta/twitter/something confirm if she was in London last weekend?
>>69137281
greek girls are the ugliest eastern euro girls so idaf (turk roaches don't count as euro)
>tfw I actually still haven't ever watched the scene of Ned killing Lady cause I have a husky and can't bear to watch that
>tfw I hope they don't kill Shaggydog next episode
Enough direwolf killing.... enough...
>>69137264
So the burning crosses could be Osha and shaggydog? And maybe some traitor like manderly
>>69137289
The first three seasons were planned.
But D&D made some small changes. And those small changes bled out until they became big changes like GRRM had predicted.
Season 4 was where the ice started to crack.
>>69137281
>watching us
>implying she isn't the biggest shitposter ITT
>>69137073
Moro after that cuck with scaleskin aids and the other handsome guy save daenerys.
>>69137232
>Umbers give Rickon, Osha, and Shaggydog to Ramsay
That's basically all we know desu
>>69137135
> He didn't read Bran or Catelyn chapters
Highgarden !
https://youtu.be/ArHAQzH10GU?t=38
Who currently holds Storm's End?
>>69137379
>Catelyn chapters
Those are actually pretty good.
>>69137352
should have gotten in the cab, m8. missed a guaranteed handjob
LOOK INTO THE FLAMES
AZOR AHAI
FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>69137405
>British ""women""
>>69137397
>>69137391
In the show? Tommen I guess. He's the last Baratheon.
Nobody really talks about that though. I can't remember the last time somebody in KL talked about anything going on in the north
>>69137405
No I was in the cab. I saw her on the street walking by herself.
>>69137162
DABID
The Dothraki DABID
They are riders
They like riding
When Daenerys rides the dragon
The Dothraki see her as a great rider
They follow the strongest rider
A rider that rides a dragon is the strongest rider DABID
WHAT IF
(pls continue)
>>69137073
Hightower and Dayne
>>69137162
Yeah, no. 0/10 fanfiction tier
>>69137397
Cat's chapters are like Hitler's diary. But Hitler had love for some things. Cat just hates everything and wants to exterminate all bastards and those that have other blood than Tully or Stark
>>69137408
I pray for a glimpse of Azor Ahai, and R'hllor shows me only Theon.
Azor Ahai?
More like Azor Ahoy.
>>69137423
Are you one of those shitters that can differentiate between a shit character and a shit chapter?
Catelyn is a bitch but she witnesses a lot of important events. The Red Wedding is a fucking Catelyn chapter.
>>69137426
then you should have gotten out of the cab
>>69137185
>gets her first kill
wait so she didn't kill anyone prior this?
>>69137408
how is this anon doing this?
>>69137281
Not the only one!
Here is mine
>Your favourite asoiaf character
Stannis Baratheon
>Your favourite asoiaf book
SoS Part 2 Blood and Gold
>Your favourite GoT season
1
>Your favourite GoT actor
Roose Bolton actor
>Your asoiaf waifu/husbando
None
>Your GoT actor waifu/husbando
Brienne of Tarth
>Your gender
Male
>Your sexuality
Staight
>Your country (optional)
Greece
>Your political ideology
none
>Your lifestyle/favourite activities (optional)
Gaming, lifting, music, anime, movies. Got is the only show I watch
Why are there so many rapists in GoT? Is rape really that normal? If it is normal then am I weird for not raping people? Would I fit in better if I was a rapist too
>>69137408
I see something... AZOR?
>>69137456
This >>69137475
Except I meant *can't.
>>69137145
maximum resting bitch face
>>69137511
Rape is the no.1 problem between male-female and female-female relationships
if you're not raping you are not getting your share
>>69137511
Beta males are the only reason women arent being raped in the streets right now, most of the alpha european men are almost gone and now spineless betas that think women are worth anything beyond a quick fuck now control things.
>>69137475
The King in the North story line is poor and boring, as are most of the Stark storylines.
But really, the whole Tully/Stark plotline around Robb is so incredibly atrocious. The only good parts ARE the red wedding and Frey interactions.
>>69137145
Jesus, she's almost as tall as Conan.
>>69137475
I can't think of any Character's chapters I hate blanket hate for. Regardless, it's their chapter for a reason.
You get her inner monologue and all I would pray for was Catelyn to stop nagging and whining. Tully shits.
>>69137563
hello /r9k/
>>69137162
Preggo Mel=Best Mel
>>69137511
Rape occurs all the time in the animal kingdom.
Most female mammals just get on with it
Also the type of rape is important. Do you mean where the rapist is being a sadist about it or is the rapist just trying to impregnate a bitch?
>>69137145
Conan has good taste in who he chose to stand behind
wat
Signing off lads. Good night.
>>69137563
Are you dumb? Alpha males would protect their females from being inseminated by beta fags. It would be like a wolf pack where only the alphas would get to fuck.
All you'd get to rape would be ugly chicks because all the hot ones would be in Chad's house.
>>69137604
Pfft /r9k/ is full of beta males that object to women being raped and want to loyal loving wives hahahah they think women are special prizes what a bunch of losers. Thats just how betas are they make their whole life revolve around a worthless talking fuckhole.
Best waifu
>>69137325
> Suggest the logical conclusion.
> Doesn't know it is the logical conclusion.
>Westeros looks like a cartoon witch
>>69137679
So what do omegas like you think?
>>69137683
>this is good meat
What the fuck was there for the hounds to eat?
>>69137651
What's the problem?
>>69137145
>fancy event
>wears jeans and a t-shirt
I like this guy even more now.
>>69137676
Well back in the neolithic days you could just rape a woman in a tribe you dont live in, raising kids is for cucks so it literally doesnt matter which woman you rape.
>>69137683
You rang?
>>69137651
Wow, the stereotypes about /got/fags being new as fuck are 100% true.
>>69137714
>>69137724
i meant how did that anon do it? i click the flames literally showed me Jon's pic
cast her
>>69137715
You'd have to get past the males of that tribe to do that.
>>69137651
>google chrome
>no adblock or ghostery
>>69137703
No such thing as an omega male
Alpha male dont submit to women
Beta males submit to women
>>69137753
through the moon door
>>69137126
at first I thought it was dark souls, but I am pretty sure it is chivalry trailer. gameplay is nothing like that though, but probably closest thing to sword gameplay along with mount and blade.
>>69137753
The lemon cake that rides (chavs).
>>69137038
It's a nice change of pace from ASOS.
>>69137126
>>69137782
It's For Honor. Now stop posting it.
>>69137756
Ill come with my boys we'll bust their brains out and then gangrape all the women.
>>69137782
>>69137126
For Honor senpaitachi
>>69137753
wun wun's giantess wife, sloot sloot
>>69137753
Walda Frey
Where do I find a girl like this?>tfw my avatarfagging might have placed me in a CIA list
>>69137145
Theoretically it would be possible to make Sophie Turner do a twerk video.
One could use kickstarter to croudfund for her to do a twerk video. If she actually does it, the money would go to a charity for children with cancer or something similar.
This way people could fund it without feeling guilty or dirty because it's for charity.
If this gets big enought it will be in the media, putting pressure on her to do it "for charity".
You know, theoretically.
>>69137759
>No such thing as an omega male
turn on Animal Planet or the Discovery channel from time to time, retard
>>69137794
I don't see the problem
>>69137342
>not wanting Jon Snuh's ferocious shaft in your anal cavern
>>69137844
thats the worst photoshoping i have ever seen
>>69137794
w-what are those?
>>69137806
>implying Chad doesn't have more friends
>implying you have friends at all
>>69137854
We are talking humans anon not random animals and omega males barely exist since they never breed meaning every loser every nerd alive is the descendent of someone who won the reproductive game.
>>69137864
Well that's not for me to solve. You should visit optician
>>69137871
Its not shopped? But its not Sophie either
>>69137359
>>tfw I actually still haven't ever watched the scene of Ned killing Lady cause I have a husky and can't bear to watch that
Sophie Turner adopted the dog irl tho.
>>69137886
Can someone post the stretched face version of this scene with all the greentext?
>>69137891
there's a little thing called arranged marriages, they've been a thing for like 4,000 years
>>69137891
And yet a quick look at r9k will show that that doesn't guarantee your offspring will be alpha or even beta.
>>69137874
The sagging coin-purses of Margaery.
>>69137844
>>69137886
Anon those were the days where a woman walking down the savanna to get some water would get some dick in their pussy, the general careless nature of early humans made rape a pasttime its only in beta male high density populations like West and North Europe. that men started caring about women getting raped.
>>69137095
>The White Bull
DELETE THIS
>>69137916
This one?
>>69137145
>davos not wanting to touch that blubber
>>69137333
Cannot fucking wait for that theory to be confimed correct, I've been a huge believer since day
>>69137940
>t. internet historian
yfw this is benjen
>>69137333
so she lived in dorne insted of bravos. why is that significant?
>>69137651
>>69137745Lurk more
>>69137008
>>69138018
It means the Dornish are still allied with the Targs.
>>69138018
it means doran was harboring her and viserys
Daenerys is easily the worst character in the history of literature/television.
>>69137971
That's the one. Thanks anon.
nth for Jon killed Olly for killing his lady
should i watch xena warrior princess desu
>>69138051
>>69138059
why would viserys try to hide that from dany. he never seem to think dorne is on his side.
>>69137971
>dancing
I always read that in his voice and laugh
>>69138079
The idea of giving a fifteen year old child nigh unlimited power is hilarious. What's even funnier is trying to justify their decisions.
>MUH DRAGONS REEEEEEEE
>>69138137
Best character. Too bad he'sretired.
I hope someone fucks Dany to death what a cunt
>>69138164
>implying child rulers didn't exist irl
>implying having fucking dragons wouldn't make everyone and their mom worship you in ancient times
>>69138181
I volunteer
>>69138164
The author must be a hebefag because Dany should have been older for this to make any freaking sense at all like say eighteen or twenty to be exact.
>>69137843
As if the CIA doesn't have anything better to do.
>>69138211
Dany is even younger in the books
D&D made he older so she could get raped on screen by her husband
Post you're face when that fat fuck dies before finishing the books
>>69138211
dany has nothing on arya
in the second book she is involved in a skirmish and she starts stabbing fully grown men while they try and climb up ladders, all while shouting "WINTERFELL!"
she's like... 8 years old in book 2
>>69138237
>>69138237
Does it even matter anymore? Hack&Hack are gonna finish his story. I don't think he even gives a shit about the books anymore. He's too busy spending those HBO shekels.
>>69138237
>>69138284
so cringe
>>69138237
>>69137095
Jaime chapters are amazing.
>"You're the funniest thing I've seen since Biter chewed that septa's tits off."
>>69138207i always find moot very handsome
>>69138317
book jaime has the best bantz by far
He spend 5 years dicking around on AFFC and 6 more for ADWD, now it's 5 years later and still no new book, it really wasn't worth all that extra rewriting just so than Euron could secretly be Daario
>>69137491
black magic
>>69137353
u wot
>>69138339
he had good facial structure. if only he lifted and got a decent haircut
>>69138237
>>69137753
thick
>>69138463
who the fuck is this person?
>>69137073
Proud Martin Cassel, Jory's father.
Faithful Theo Wull.
Ethan Glover, who had been Brandon's squire.
Ser Mark Ryswell, soft of speech and gentle of heart.
Lord Dustin on his great red stallion.
Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning.
Ser Oswell Whent.
Fierce old Ser Gerold Hightower, the White Bull, Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.
It's gonna be a bloodbath.
Reminder that the CIAegon alliance will be revealed at the end of S6
>>69138445
>cherry-pick a greek model/actress
>still choose a manjaw
>>69138492
he played Lex Luthor in Batman vs Superman
>>69137488
Nope. It's part of why I like her AFFC chapters, you think she's this big, tough beast who doesn't take no shit when she's first introduced, but inside she's thinking about being mocked for her looks at some ball years ago and freaking out about having to kill someone
>>69138445
>posting a 3/10
>>69138492
>not recognizing mark zuckerberg
>>69137683
Do you have the webm of her from behind looking out the window
them fucking hip bones
>>69138512
>Golden Company, I´m Small Council
>>69138506
Oh, and Lyanna.
>>69138506
>>69138579
they are already dead
>>69138237
Does it matter? His books are mostly terrible and his absolute best work is still just subpar.
>>69137971
love it
>>69138691
it will matter because of all the buttblasted fans
Why is the thread so dead?
>>69138237
>>69138758
Normies & bookfags are working I guess
>>69137038
Ironborn and Dorne
Plus based Jaime
>>69138758
Thats a good thing. These are moving way too fast and full of plebs.
what is with littlefinger. is he still in the show?
whats the speculation about him?
>>69138758
because its 11 in the morning or something in the burgerland, and /got/ is normally populated with filthy non-NEETS who are at work.
What do you guys think of this behind the scenes video? How can you hate on the show when put some much effort into it???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXLdiiSTkuc
>>69138758
Oldschool is releasing monkey madness 2
>>69138758
Because bookcucks are busy prepping the bull
>>69138758
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE
>>69138841
Shame they don't put any effort in writing the damn thing.
>>69138840
neets are worse than immigrants desu
Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.
Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant
Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.
>>69138895
>being a showpleb
>>69138463
he looks like a babby
>>69138970
I laugh so hard when I see this showpleb spam. The same loser has been triggered everyday since /got/ came back and Im loving every minute.
>>69138841
Watching it now, pretty interesting. It's funny hearing the guy in the Wun Wun suit just talking with a normal English accent
>>69138970
Hello Pissdrinker, how fares your day?
>>69137061
Those swings are ridic overexaggerated, why mix realistic sword techniques with cartoonish animation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-B4AwgArwA#6m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zueF4Mu2uM
>>69137505
>Your favourite asoiaf character
Stannis Baratheon
>Your favourite asoiaf book
Clash of Kings
>Your favourite GoT season
3
>Your favourite GoT actor
Split between Dillane and Allen
>Your asoiaf waifu/husbando
Dont have one
>Your GoT actor waifu/husbando
Iwan
>>Your gender
Female
>Your sexuality
>Staight
>Your country (optional)
Burgerlandia
>Your political ideology
None
>Your lifestyle/favourite activities (optional)
Shitpost I guess
RIP Davos
>>69139000
>>69139085
Guaranteed replies from the resident spergs
>>69137038
Gr8 atmosphere and comfy worldbuilding.
What is this guy's fucking problem?
>>69137073
Ramsay's death would be logical and foreshadowed. And Thorne's.
So, probably Tommen.
>>69139159
airplanes, pits, masks, lannisters
I miss S5 memes.
Who /HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS/ here?
>>69139138
Is that blood?
Shit...
>>69139140
You are so upset
>>69137844
The most autistic post in these generals
>>69139138
>>69139205
Just because he has blood on him doesn't mean he's kill. Remember those interviews from before the S5 finale where Iwan and Stephen both had bloodstains so people were guessing one was going to die? Not that they weren't right, but that pic doesn't prove he doesn't survive Snowbowl, just that he's there. And we knew that already anyway.
>>69139310
Yeah I was sure Ramsay was kill after seeing those pics.
"George R.R. Martin has stated that in-universe, legitimization happens so rarely that there is no set legal principle for where a legitimized bastard ranks in the line of succession: whether they should go after all of a lord's trueborn children, or whether they should be placed according to birth order. [...] As Martin said, there is no established legal principle for what place a legitimized bastard takes in a line of succession, so Roose can name or unname Ramsay or Walda's child as the heir to House Bolton entirely at his own discretion."
>>69139426
jonfags btfo
>>69138018
it means Dany knows she can trust Dorne.
It also means Viserys is a fuckin idiot that can't tell what continent he's on.
>>69139426
Kek
I try to tell people this but they are dead set that Jon is going to rule Winterfell or the whole Kingdom
Why did Roose never have legitimate children earlier?
>>69139583
he had. ramsay killed him
>>69139583
He had one
Ramsay poisoned him
>>69139551
Well, if he was born from a legit marriage...
So was Syrio Forell a faceless man and is actually Jaqen?
>>69139519
Viserys could have been lying or manipulated.
I also happen to think that Dany's identity is very questionable. Her entire first chapter of the whole story is her, Viserys and Illyrio playing dressup to make sure she looks like a Targaryen princess. Bit of an odd way to introduce a legitimate Targaryen princess.
>>69139622
No septon came forward in the last 18 years to confirm the marriage. you think one will come foreword now?
>>69139491
>>69139551
What that post was saying is that Robb can legitimize Jon in his own discretion. Robb did that with the Will, now Robb's death theres no taking it back
>>69139638
Thats the running theory
>>69139622
There is no proof that Rhaegar and Lyanna were ever married.
>>69137333
Dany teams up with the Sneks to conquer Westeros. Girl power end. Will she hiss with the sisters?
>>69139666
but there are more implications that they did rather than they didn't
>>69139640
I would laugh so hard if it turns out Dany is really a Dayne that they are trying to pass off as a Targ
>>69139640
she hatched the dragons , she gotta have some targ blood
>what kind of dragon u want pham
>>69139712
Ok then theres this
>>69139654
>They were married by the old gods
Again no witness hasnt come forward and if you say it may be Reed. Then why not tell Ned? Or if any witness in that matter
>>69137359
They don't even do anything besides intimidate baddies.
>>69139731
I'm pretty sure her having made the dragons hatch and being unburned by the funeral pyre means she's a Targ.
>>69139654
Wouldn't have been a Septon as the faith of the seven doesn't allow polygamy
>>69139654
>>69139666
Maybe it wasn't a septon that married them, but a red priest.
Maybe it was the same one who glamored a body double to look like Rhaegar on the Trident with the rubies and whatnot.
The same one that helped Rhaegar assume a new identity beyond the wall.
Maybe it wasMelisandre.
who has the best feet on GoT?
>>69138237
>>69139774
>being unburned by the funeral pyre
This was Miri Maz Durr's magic not because she was a Targ REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69139733
Says whom? Mirri Maz Duur was singing an ancient incantation when the dragons actually hatched. GRRM has gone on record saying that their hatching was a magical once-in-a-lifetime event, which implies to me that it's different to the method the ancient Targaryens used to use.
>>69139731
Honestly, there are worse theories - Ashara was supposed to have a child after all. And then some people think Quaithe is Ashar, which would explain why she's so interested in Dany. It would also explain the lemon trees - Starfall is the perfect climate for Citrus.
The other possibility is that she's a Blackfyre from the female line, hence why she's associated with Illyrio who seems to have ties to them and the Golden Company.
>>69139768
Ned knew, but he swore to keep it secret until Jon was vowed to the watch and could no longer inherit and thus wouldn't get killed by Bobby B.
He kept it secret from everyone, which is why he never talked about Lyanna or the story of the Knight of the Laughing Tree.
>>69139795
House Footly.
Tread lightly! :^)))))))))
Bravo GURM you fucking hack.
>>69139795
No competition.
>>69139712
The implication really is that Rhaegar kidnapped Lyanna to fulfil some prophecy. Risking war for just love or the kgs on toj doesn't make sense otherwise
Obviously, Daenerys is not only Targaryen, but the true Targaryen and somehow directly related to the legend of Azor Ahai. Probably three people make the legend, but at least for her at this point we can say it is for sure.
I know you guys hate the TV Dany, rightfully so, but the book one isn't THAT annoying, just too inexperienced and young to rule on her own. She's actually likeable qtpie in the books and said to be the most attractive woman in the world.
>>69137757
Different guy here is ghostery's actually good?
>>69139827
And now he's dead so back to square one
>>69139795
Maisie
>>69139859
Would berry desu
