You're cremated now motherfucker!
>>69129966
EASY
EEEEEAAAAASSSSY
I'M A BAD MAN YOU KNOW THAT, STOP THE CAR, WHOOOAAAA
who /snatched/ here
what the fuck is up with his hair? Is it plugs? spraypaint?
I'M STEALING ALL OF THEIR BIRTHDAYS
>>69130497
He has plugs and he uses black marker.
>>69130554
Well I'm sorry to hear that...
Snatching this birthday.....WITH NO SURVIVORS!!
My mom named me Mason after "Mason Storm" from "Hard to Kill".
>>69129966
Are these Seagal's greatest fight scenes of all time? even surpassing the famous bar scene in Out 4 Justice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b88Sf_eCgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ0nsaABbDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRg3WKMIIHA
>>69130705
Well i'm sorry to hear that.
What did your father had to say about that? Or is your father allowed to speak without permission?
>>69130729
nothing surpasses his autistic son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTCmpDZjMEU
>>69131534
Jesus
>>69131534
what about his first wife's son?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0VpLUU92oM
so beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr_Lah_7sew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiLVty_QaFY
>>69130705
Mason don't ever speak to me and Masson ever again.
>>69129966
Friendly reminder that his best quote is still 'Fuck you and die'
>>69133258
Factually inaccurate in a world where "blood bank" exists.
>>69132674
I remeber him playing a side character in some low budget samurai movie
>>69133101
>I have the envy of every man
How is this even a real person
>>69133209
That looks like the same guy that Grandmaster Seagal beat in one move.
>>69129966
Reminder to purchase the seminal work on Seagal's ouvre
Go easy on his AMA, phams. I don't want him to abort it.
>>69130729
>Belly Of The Beast
I like how they edited out the stuntman pretending to be Steven.
did the meme already die?
>>69133638
Well i'm sorry to hear that.How long until the AMA starts?
>>69132674
>shake his hand
>falls over
>>69134719
about 10 minutes if i am not mistaken
>>69136042
sorry im wrong, one hour and 10 minutes it is
>>69130497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6yIti02SkM
>>69133638
judging by his belly size, It'd be too late to abort
>go to fandango to look up Civil War tickets for friday
>mfw theres a Seagal movie IN THEATERS playing at exactly one time slot
Should I?
>>69136681
yep
>>69136628
my sides
>>69134678
greatest anime sword fight of all time
PSA: REDDIT AMA WITH SEAGAL TODAY
We at least need to ask what in the actual fuck did he meant by the "snatch every motherfucker birthday" line
>>69137048
It begins 12PM Eastern, so in 1h44min. FUCK we can't miss this dank opportunity
>>69137129
Explain that image.
>>69137129
That's 12AM. 12PM Eastern is in 13h42min. Faggot
>>69137157
It starts in 30 minutes you retards
>>69137244
try an hour and 30 minutes?
t. someone who's actually in the east coast
>>69137157
you are a mouthbreathing retard
and you weren't pretending
>>69137272
-4 gmt means it starts at 12 in england. Thats in half an hour
>>69137129
>>69137157
>>69137244
>>69137272
>>69137295
Quit bickering phams. We need dummy Reddit logins ASAP
>>69137311
Not 12. I meant 16
>>69130026
is this a homage to Eazy-E?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ
Just get your alts lads, it's nearly time
get a throwaway email if you have to and ready up, cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIJIwLVxLfY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6yYQRG_M64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SzXGblMcsE
bumperino for aikino
>>69129966
Another birthday snatched. Time for me punani.
Seagal vs Putin
Seagal
>Lord of Aikido
>Honorary black belt in Karate
>Soul Warrior
Putin
>Black belt in Judi
>Invented Combat Sambo
>Extremely high pain tolerance
My birthday in on July 15, what do so he won't snatch it bros?
>>69138696
Will they ever learn?
>>69138696
>amazing dancer
what do you guys think of this
>>69139008
Good thing Putin has a big warm heart and great sense of humor.
>>69139008
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>69139072
I wanna go fishing with him
SO WHERE IS THAT STEVEN SEAGAL AMA I THOUGHT IT SHOULD START ABOUT AN HOUR AGO REEEE
Bane vs Seagal (Big guy vs Big guy)
>>69139176
Bane wins unless it's his birthday or he's standing in between Seagal and some punani
>>69139252
yeah no bane is not even a real big guy, he is like 5 foot 6
>>69139176
happy birthdayfor you
>>69139350
If i snatched you birthday, would you cry?
FIVE MINUTES UNTIL THE AMA
>>69137435
What the fuck
>>69139415
oh shit
>>69139164
IT'S STARTING NOW YOU...YOU...
DOUBLE SNATCHER
>>69139562
WELL IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT
I don't get how reddit works. Someone link the AMA
where is it
>>69139605
this please, i dont understand this shitty site
>>69139605
>>69139637
>I don't get how reddit works.
.... Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
>>69139609
Seagals home
Here we go guys:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4i0jso/i_am_actor_steven_seagal_live_from_thailand_ama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4i0jso/i_am_actor_steven_seagal_live_from_thailand_ama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4i0jso/i_am_actor_steven_seagal_live_from_thailand_ama/
lads
https://nr.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4i0jso/i_am_actor_steven_seagal_live_from_thailand_ama/
>>69139658
EAASSYY
>>69139658
>>69139663
>from thailand
wew lads
>I will not be doing Expendables 4.
>>69139658
>>69139663
>>69139664
>>69139669
/tv/edditI'll allow it this time. It's the magic of seagalposting coming alive
easy......
MEME
A
G
I
C
someone ask him what is the buddha nature
>>69139701
Shut up or i snatch your motherfucker birthday
link me ur posts to upboat :)
>>69139761
easy
EASY
EEEEAASY
How do they know its the real Seagal?
Someone ask him if he likes that thai boipuccy.
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
IT BEGINS
Captcha: select the popcorn
>>69139794
Just seems like such a Seagal thing to say.
some faggot with an account ask him already about the motherfucking birthdays.
>I started playing the guitar in Detroit in the '50s and I was in an all-black band.
How can the band be all-black when is some kind of white?
>I started playing the guitar in Detroit in the '50s and I was in an all-black band.
Kek, has he really lied so much that he now believes his own lies?
>>69139812
amazing human bean
nigga was born in 1952 and claims to have played in an all-black band in detroit in the 50's
classic seagal
>>69139881
>>69139886
New black phase confirmed.
What is Steven tyying to say here?
What was the buddah nature?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yxloUBCYuFM
>>69139881
because of course he's part black too
>>69139904
motherfucker hahahaha
SOMEONE ASK HIM ABOUT THE BIRTHDAY SNATCHER LINE
>>69139910
top fucking kek, what an idiot
Steven, what is punani?
>>69139881
>>69139886
He was born in 1952 lel, was he fucking playing in his diapers
wat
>>69139910
desu he claimed to have started playing guitar in the 50s, not that he was in a band in the 50s
>>69139949
>sensei
>It's a very hard road to hoe and you're gonna have to be patient and understanding and understand whoever gets the role isn't necessarily the best but who you know.
LEARN FROM THE MASTER /tv/
Holy shit these top questions
Anyone asked about punani yet?
>my friends
>>69140086
lel should I delete my comment?
seems like he wont answer any questions like that sadly
>>69140065
you dont get to bring friends
someone ask him about the kitty
>>69140133
THEY ARE NOT MY FRIENDS BUDDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXfFMT0Izj8
what did he mean by this
You all ruined it. Now we will never know.
>I am a champion and I want to remain a champion.
>Go to an Aikido dojo and train with a teacher.
>It's a very hard road to hoe and you're gonna have to be patient and understanding and understand whoever gets the role isn't necessarily the best but who you know.
>I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol
>One million percent possible if the credit card has been modified. It's a very easy thing to do.
>>69140119
Are you throwawayseagal?
> friends
Aww you.
>Mr. Seagal, let me first say that it is an honor to talk with you. It's not everyday someone gets to speak with the king of improv. Now to my question. You have been quoted on Google saying "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." Would you now say that has become a reality? And more importantly, you got any cum in those balls?
top kek
When will this fat cunt lose weight
Someone ask if he would rather be buried or cremated
>I gave up on that a hundred years ago
IS HE IMMORTAL
>>69140179
is that Meatloaf
NOW THIS IS ROCK AND ROLL
>>How many necks do you snap in CODE OF HONOR?
>I'm kind of a zen guy. I move forward without looking back.
What did he mean by this?
>>69140281
how do you modify a credit card?
>>69140145
THEY ARE NOT MY BUDDIES GUY
>>69140281
>it's an easy thing to do
>implying he's done it/knows how it's done
Never change Steven. The eternal "that kid"
>>69140264
>I was in an all-black band
And black apparently.
>Any advice for young actors?
>It's a very hard road to hoe
What did he mean by that?
>>69140301
tape a gun to it
>>69140301
by sharping it and adding an ACOG scope dummy
SOMEONE ASK HIM ABOUT HIS GUN COLLECTION
HE'LL WRITE A WALL OF TEXT ABOUT IT
>>69140330
>>69140328
that's funny, but he probably meant sharpening the corners
hes not answering guys
>How many necks do you snap in CODE OF HONOR?
>I'm kind of a zen guy. I move forward without looking back.
wut?
I AM A CHAMPION AND I WANT TO REMAIN A CHAMPION
>>69139904
Holy SHIT he's in full pathological liar mode
He's more of a living meme than I previously thought
>>69140387
>he'll write a wall of lies about it*
ftfy
Kurosawa confirmed for flick tier
What is all this in aid of?
>>69140438
>they want to give the punani
>>69140408
Yeah, 100 mice sized enemies would be a walkover, a mouse the size of a pig on the other hand would be lethal.
>>69140438
who are the semen demons
>>69140450
Kurosawa fans BTFO
>>69140471
Could crush the fuck out of you.
It wouldjn't look out of place as a Souls boss tbqh
>>69140438
>He dresses in his operator look from A Good Man/that sniper film every day of his life
I'm dying
Guys, does he actually think he's black?
Are we gonna get him starting answers with "As a person of colour..."
>>69140450
>italicizing "movies"
He knows the distinction between flicks, movies, films and kino CONFIRMED
>dick-nipples replied to me
Seagal as Daredevil
The absolute madman
>>69140601
Kek that username
>THIS FAT FUCK IS OUT OF BREATH AFTER 10 REPLIES
Is his manager shuting this down ?
>>69134678
>Top 10 anime battles
>>69140634
Maybe someone tipped them off about /tv/
Guys, you're supposed to be downvoting all the shitty questions into oblivion and upvoting good questions
>he's not answering our meme questions
fucking fat piece of shit
>>69140677
that's how it is, like the top 10 unanswered ones are the same thing but he's not answering any of them
>>69140677
I don't have a memmit account sorry
>>69140685
He's not even answering my question if he wants to star in capeshit, fucking slow ass pig
>[–]futurepoweruser 1 point 2 minutes ago
>was just wondering as well
>thanks for doing the ama btw
>the seagal flicks have always been celebrated for their action scenes
fucking kek'd
10/10 subtlety
>>69140770
>the seagal flicks have always been celebrated for their action scenes
>>69140677
All the top questions are /tv/ related and he's not answering them
I'm calling this a success just for the stealth-ass seagalposting on the AMA feed
>>69139996
its "for you" all over again
>>69140387
>SOMEONE ASK HIM ABOUT HIS GUN COLLECTION
>HE'LL WRITE A WALL OF TEXT ABOUT IT
He made a god damn movie about his gun collection, and payed actors to stand around him and act interested
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wnw08iNb51U
>>69140828
You have to make the questions somewhat serious, hoping he replies to my capeshit question.
>Steven Seagal as Falcon
>I am a cop and have been for a very long time. It's a street term that means to kill someone.
MYSTERY SOLVED
STEVEN "THE COP" SEAGAL DOES IT AGAIN
IT'S LIT, SENPAI
HE REPLIED
HE DID IT
>>69140896
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>69140896
OH SHIT
>>69140896
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>tfw sensei will never tell us the true meaning of the buddha nature
SEAGAL CONFIRMED STREET
>>69140896
AHAHAHAHAAHAH
WELL DONE MEME MAN
>>69140896
Steven "A cop" Seagal
A true professional when it comes to street terms.
>>69140896
what the fuck
has anyone ever heard of this 'street term'?
>>69140896
>>69140919
>>69140896
YOU'RE JUST MAKING SHIT UP NOW STEVEN
GOD DAMN IT
ADMIT YOU FUMBLED THE FUCKED LINE
>>69140836
>well im sorry to hear that
Muh sides
>>69140896
>going on leddit
kill yourself
>>69140896
EASY
>>69130705
Did they also give you the middle name "Snatch" because you're a huge pussy?
>>69140896
BIRTHDAY STATUS: SNATCHED [X] NOT SNATCHED [ ]
M E M E
A
G
I
C
>>69140856
Someone ask him about the Inifinity he was telling about
>>69140896
And thus Seagalposting ascends to legit-ass meme status
-former CIA operator
-is considered the highest Aikido specialist in Japan
-handgun instructor for special forces
-starred in more than 150 movies
-is a direct negociator between US government and italian mafia
-fucked Kelly Lebrock at her prime
-almost killed Vandamme
-is so popular Tom Cruise stole several of his roles
-is the most popular country singer in eastern Europe
-is a personal friend of Vladimir Putin and the Dalai Lama
-can speak fluently japanese, russian, italian and his own native-american dialect
-is a worldwide reputed shamanist and herbalist
-arrested more than 400 criminals as a reserve deputy sheriff
-can snatch your motherfucking birthday
Call me when Arnold will do half of this
>>69140981
what do you think is going on in this thread, huh?
>>69140968
We need a pacha edit with this look
>>69129966
I'm dying. Thank you based reddit.
Someone ask him if he plays video games
>>69140896
OH SHIT
>>69140919
>filename
>>69140896
>>69141041
What PS4 game is it?
>>69141013
>his own native-american dialect
kek, nice
BANEPOSTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
He's ignoring all the meme questions. What a faggot.
>>69141078
Street cop
Explain this meme to me.
Seagal has always had goofy moments and stuff to make fun of, whats with entire threads filled with "seagalposting"; I get the fake script lines but what is a "birthday snatcher"
>>69141084
Not really. They got Tom Hardy to address the plane scene during an ama too.
>>69141109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A
This is not edited in anyway
>>69141109
>fake script lines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A
>>69141109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A
Someone ask him what his opinion of Tom Hardy is
Maybe meme magic can work its thing once more
>>69140896
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>was in an all-black band when he was under 8 years old
is there anything he can't do?
wew lads
THE AGE OLD QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED
>>69140981
how dumb are you ,fucking retard? we've been raiding amas for years.
>>69141165
Poetry.
>>69141165
>>69141167
KEKED
>>69141138
>>69141148
>>69141154
>>69141185
>we
Hang yourself.
>>69141165
>>69141167
>>69141084
Seagalposting won't survive the summer.
>>69141185
>le ebin raids
how to spot the newfag
>>69141208
well I'm sorry to hear that
>>69141208
Well I'm sorry to hear that.
Just put it on "sort by new first" and downvote all good questions as always?
>>69141208
that's so true
although he might make it big if his movies are successes this year
he has some big ones
This is a pretty oblique way of saying ladyboys
>>69141165
>>69141167
BOBBY KEKED RICHIE
AND RICHIE DID BOBBY LUPO OUT OF REVENGE
D E E P E S T L O R E
>>69140896
the fire rises
hahahahaha
HERE WE GO
>>69141216
breh
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/23vpsz/4chans_tv_crashes_an_ama_featuring_tom_hardy_bane/
https://www.reddit.com/r/jennettemccurdy/comments/2dgdqg/jennette_mccurdy_aka_curmudgeon457_here_ama/
Someone ask him about punanis.
>>69141208
well I'm sorry to hear that
>>69141205
>>69141216
found the newfaggot trying be the edgy contrarian
quick someone ask about his dick, on the EAZYYY EAZYYY scene
>>69133577
mah nigga
>>69141281
>>69141295
Way too completely miss the point, you fucking retards.
>>69141282
it's too late now
questions are momentum based so it's very difficult to get one answered this late in the process. Not enough critical karma to get answered
Official thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I
>>69141339
official thread crop
>>69141316
>>69141316
>>69141316
>>69141316
>>69141316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ
someone post the EASY EASY scene, i mustve missed it
>>69141084
>know why richie did bobby lupo
>>69141165
>this thread
Too fucking much
>Sensei stopped answering questions
Is he out of breath?
