Hello, today I'll be your comic-relief character while you're waiting for Spider Man
>I hate you
Spider man is also a comic relief character though.
>>69128619
something about this guy's face bothers me
>>69130484
His name is Clarence
>2 funny lines
>comic relief character
>>69128619
*Lmao tbqhf
What was his name again? Placebo man?
>>69128619
So, was Civil War better than Batman vs Superman?
>>69130484
it's because he's black.
>>69130603
no
It is better than the usual Marvel though, although the villain's trope is tired and the action scenes are edited terribly for the first two thirds.
>>69128619
>its another beta white males get threatened by blacks episode
fucking americans kek
>>69130661
If Civil War is worse, it must be a fucking abortion, because Batman vs Superman was bad.
>>69130661
I saw the webm of Captain America being launched into the building and thought it was badly animated, but thought it looked ok in the cinemas, but there were even worse ones sucj as Winter Soldier landing on the edge and then awkwardly cutting to him in a halfway roll.
>>69130484
Big ass eyes?
>>69130484
The goatee.
>>69130484
Well it's Will Smith and Martin Lawrence's face combined. It's as if Bad Boys and Hancock somehow got mashed together. While I'm on it, when the fuck is Bay going to be done making art and make Bad Boys 3?
>>69128619
Does anyone else get annoyed that pretty much every hero in the MCU is a comic relief character?
Like they all stand around quipping and are basically stand up comedians at this point.
>tfw I fought the Avenger's security guard and lived
>>69130603
It is, of course.
>>69130484
UR BANANAZ
>>69131596
>Does anyone else get annoyed that pretty much every hero in the MCU is a comic relief character?
They aren't in Civil War.
Everyone quipping can literally be attributed to Joss Whedon being a terrible writer.
And Joss Whedon is out for good for precisely that reason.
>>69128619
I did appreciate the major upgrades he got to his capabilities. I was really worried he was just going to have his wings and a 9mm and nothing else. He held his own pretty well against literal freaks and his drones were beast.
>>69131622
>tfw let go as base custodian because I keep absentmindedly referring to him as "Black Falcon"
>>69131596
Yes, it pisses me off. At most they should have one character quipping. Spider-Man or Iron Man fit the personality to be comic.
It was nice watching BvS and not having a million out of character one-liners.
I guarantee Thanos will make some jokes in Infinity War.
>>69128619
>>69131754
That opening scene in Lagos was awesome, loved all the tech in his suit
>>69131852
>>69131596
>comic book characters use banter
>BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW REEEEEEE
You guys must retroactively hate Die Hard and Commando, which are just as over the top and jokey, but because you have an irrational hate and need to fit in it's automatically bad.
Be less niggerish
>>69131852
What pissed me off most was Thor doing it in The Avengers (He's adopted?). Not only was it completely out of character it also showed a blatant disrespect to a character he defended as family literally two seconds earlier. he borderline disowned him off of an obviously ad-libbed line.
>>69132011
Odin already disowned Loki when Loki committed treason.
>>69132069
Well yeah but did you read any of the rest of my post?
>>69131852
No, in BvS everyone is Batman instead.
>>69132083
I did, me not replying to any of the rest of your post means I agree with you.
Idiot.
>>69131852
>I guarantee Thanos will make some jokes in Infinity War.
So?
That's good as long as he doesn't go overboard.
The Russos delivered with Civil War, so I have faith for the two Avenger movies.
>>69131852
>I guarantee Thanos will make some jokes in Infinity War
"Last time I was on Earth, I got so drunk that on the way home I almost killed an old woman! But in the end I just raped her."
>>69131737
>They aren't in Civil War
Any scene where more than one of them are together they are quipping and joking around like comedy pros.
>>69132004
The problem isn't the banter. It's that EVERYONE is suddenly a comedy genius. Every single character is all witty banter, and hilarious one liners.
They should tone it down for some of the characters.
>>69132222
>Any scene where more than one of them are together they are quipping and joking around like comedy pros.
Outside of the airport battle they are not.
>>69132222
>Any scene where more than one of them are together they are quipping and joking around like comedy pros.
>I have only seen the airport fight, if that, but I'm an expert on the movie
Oh wait, /tv/.
Carry on, I guess.
>>69132222
>The problem isn't the banter. It's that EVERYONE is suddenly a comedy genius.
>How dare jokes actually be funny!
>>69132292
That doesn't sound like what he said. That sounds a lot more like what he was pointing out that he didn't say.
>>69132178
Go away Snyder.
>>69132246
>In the car
>In the mission at the start
I could go on. Maybe when you actually see the film you will understand.
>>69132292
The jokes are fine.
What's not fine is that EVERYONE is making them. you can't have all your characters be witty comedic geniuses. That's just shitty writing in an attempt to add more jokes and quips.
>>69132551
Go see the movie.
>>69131565
It's literally starting production now.
>>69131596
>comic book characters
>has comic characters who behave comediacelly
hurrdurrr me first ape to evole to use an internet???
>>69132222
>It's that EVERYONE is suddenly a comedy genius.
Repeat
>You guys must retroactively hate Die Hard and Commando, which are just as over the top and jokey
>>69132551
>capeshit movie
>quips & socially relevant one liners start playing
>>69132551
>you can't have all your characters be witty comedic geniuses.
You don't have to be a "witty comedic genius" to say something funny.
>>69132637
To be fair, we are talking about anons here.
Anon has probably only heard banter on sitcoms and capeshit.
>>69130484
The handsomeness probably.
> mfw i'll never have qt bf like him.
>>69132292
Anon, 90% of the jokes on civil war weren't funny though
>>69132637
One or two funny things from a character, fine.
Nearly every line being a witty one liner? Not fine.
There's a difference, and they need to balance that.
But they just give every character way too many funny lines.
It's like they had a quip quota they had to fill, and realised the actual comedic characters weren't on screen so just shoehorned in some extra quips for other characters.
>>69132796
>Nearly every line being a witty one liner? Not fine.
This didn't happen in Civil War, or any other MCU flick that wasn't written by Whedon, though.
You're just projecting memes into reality because you haven't actually seen the flicks.
>>69132849
Please watch the film before posting about it.
>>69132863
I've seen Civil War twice and it didn't have "nearly every line being a witty one liner".
But you know you can just admit that you haven't actually seen the movie, right?
Remember when Tony Stark has him locked up and he says
>If you're going to bad cop me you better go Mark Furman on my ass
What a shitty fucking line. OJ simpson murder confirmed for marvel cinematic universe.
>>69132936
But I have seen the movie, and you're wrong.
>>69132978
Mark Furman is one of the few cops whose admitted on tape that they've beaten suspects. He even specifically mentions techniques that don't leave bruises. Furman is a posterboy for corrupt cops.
>>69128619
I want the roadtrip movie with him, Bucky and Cap in a VW Beetle.
Or at least a one shot where they drive to the airport.
>>69132978
Well there's no reason why it wouldn't be. Aside from the Marvel shit it's all just the general universe.
