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So was it the twins?
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>>69119237
No it was the devil
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What happened to the twins in the end?
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did they bang?
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>>69119526
Presumably the witches made mish-mash out of them like they did the baby.
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>>69119526
They died yo.
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>>69119529
why is this allowed? isn't this rape? the director should be thrown in jail for child porn.
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>>69119738
hnnnnng
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it was literally the devil
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>>69119449
>>69120337

oh i thought it was the billy goat
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>>69120397
yes, he was the devil
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>>69119449
>>69120337
>>69120397
Yes. Billy Goat was the Devil.
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These threads about the Witch kill me. The film is so straightforward that I can't believe anyone needs it spelled out for them.
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>>69120478
Maybe this is what the Devil wants you to think.
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>>69120448
how can the devil be the billy goat? the goat is an animal...
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>In the end, I was THE VVITCH after all
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so who was the "Jason Butter" guy the goat kept talking about?
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>>69120571
See >>69120546
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>tfw felt bad for William
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>>69120571
he can change form
thomasin says even says that satin comes in the form of a black goat
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>>69120731
Goats are also very common in satanic symbolism, so it should be pretty obvious
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Who else is hyped for Eggers' next film? He's doing an adaptation of Nosferatu. I honestly think he's the perfect director for it.
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I didn't find this movie spooky at all, really.

It's more of a period piece than a horror movie.
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>>69120852
ok
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i always thought the devil and witches are kinda different teams but did the black goat devil give the witch powers to them witches dancing in the woods?
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>>69120932
i'm more of a team werewolf
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>>69120932
Depends what kind of witches we talk about.
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>>69119237
>...
>what dost thou desire?

chills
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Why did the devil took out the father out himself? seemed a little out of place thing to do.
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>>69120989
>"delicious life"
>hol up be witch who will be all wrinkly and old and eat fucking raw goats
i think the devil tricked thomasin
>b-but you can kinda fly
lel, shitty deal
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Thomasin had a bangin' ass
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>>69121183
pics?
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It was the ergot, and before "but we saw the witch without any of the people there!"

They show the witch going to sleep and the next very next scene is the kid opening the window in the morning, so that could of been one of the family members dreams
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>>69119237
So what's more ridiculous, the dialogue being entirely in Old English, or the same movie with modern English?

i honestly dont know t b h f a m.
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>>69119237
It was Black Phillip. He's right there on the poster. Have you ever dealt with a goat before?
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>>69121367
Nope. I don't run into many billy goats in my daily life.
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>There's a witch in the forest
>Better stay here and sleep while a raven eats my wife's nipple
>IT'S MY DAUGHTER BECAUSE MY ANNOYING 5 YEARS OLD IDIOT TWINS SAID IT
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>>69121283
Drop it with that shit. Being a bit high doesn't explain a single thing that happened.

The only reason for thr fields being rotten was the devil, black peter, was fucking with thr family for lulz.
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>>69121707
kys
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>>69121989
nykys
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>>69121989
kys means kiss in my language
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>>69119237

Holy shit this was bad. Can't believe anyone found this scary or tense. It had one disgustig scene and a jumpscare. Is that enough these days? Atmosphere was ok. Acting was ok. Music was ok. Nothing fucking happened 90% of the time.
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I want to make Thomasin a mother.
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>there are people from the western world who don't know that Satan is associated with a he-goat

Are you serious right now?
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>>69123258
that's not a picture of a goat though
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>>69120822
>He's doing an adaptation of Nosferatu.

Oh shit, son, I hadn't heard that. I am Bram fucking Stoked.
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>>69123258
>>69123318
>that's not a picture of a goat though

it's also not supposed to be satan, it's a picture that is meant to encompass everything; up and down, dark and light, animal and man, man and woman, sun and moon, fire air water and earth.
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>>69123376
>I am Bram fucking Stoked
that's amazing.
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>>69121284
It's early modern English. Old English is so foreign, there's no way we'd understand. Even middle English is far too different from modern English
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>>69123911

Old English is effectively another language entirely.
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>>69123907

Thanks, I was very proud of myself as I thought of it.
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>>69124026
I'm proud of you too, anon
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So would you guys watch a movie like this for werewolves and vampires? That is, something that really got back to the original lore, drawing a lot on historical accounts and folklore? Because they'd be very different from modern vampires and werewolves in pop culture.
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>>69124165
it'd be great. more movies like 'the witch' would be welcomed by me
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>>69124165
I'd check it out, I don't really have any bias to werewolves or vampires or any subject in general as long as they do it good
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>>69121224
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>>69124301
THICK
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>>69124355
it wasn't the actress unfortunately
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>>69122632

You're right that it was bad.

I think the atmosphere, acting, and music were all good or great. This had all the ingredients to be great, but the plot was poor. It was mis-marketed as horror to make more money.

It tied the family members to individual sins, but to what end? The plot had no purpose or drive. If the meaning of the movie was meant to be that the family themselves were the evil, then why the supernatural?

Ultimately the film felt like wasted potential. I feel like it either should have tried to make a point, or been more entertaining, or more terrifying. It needed to be something more than atmosphere.
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>>69124497
my dick cant tell
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>>69120597
I knew this would happen.
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>>69124497
>>69124355
i think you can tell considering how THICK she is. the actress is like 16 or something.
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>>69124583
why does it need to be some sort of social commentary? Just enjoy the movie. It was creepy and the plot was good.
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>>69119529
i swear no one has a damn gif
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>>69124583
>The plot had no purpose or drive

> If the meaning of the movie was meant to be...

> I feel like it either should have tried to make a point...

Missing the film's core entirely and projecting terrible obinions :DDD
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ayy lmao
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>>69126684
I want to blow my load between her eyes.
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>>69124660
Actually the actress is 20.
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Someone post that one Anon's analysis of William's last line
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>>69126797
lewd
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>>69121183
That was a body double. Google her pics. Her body is nothing special.
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>>69120448

He was called Philip, not Billy
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>>69120731
its funny because the bible says Satan comes in the form of light, as an angel, which he is, to deceive people

This ooga booga black goat black crow pointed tail pitchfork b.s. is straight outa Hollywood

The only thing they get right is that he is elemental, the "prince of the air", "ruler of this world" etc

these films are for people who don't actually believe in the devil...
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> Trade your soul for butter
> Trade your soul for a pretty dress
> Trade your soul to see the world

> No sign of any butter
> Dress was a lie, butt naked
> See the world's forests and caves
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>>69127914

Well yes it's an intelligent film for intelligent humans.
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>>69119738
Kid will fap to the memory forever.
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>>69124301
We need better pics. She shows it for like a full minute, and it's much better in motion.
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>>69124301
stunt bottom
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>>69119237
That movie sucked ass I got about 20 minutes in and about fell asleep.
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>>69127143
Yeah, what was that about "corruption"?
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>>69119237
Everybody but the father signed the book. The twins, then the mother, then the bitch who flew at the end, ruining the atmosphere of the movie.
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>>69119237
Who actually enjoyed this film though?
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>>69124660
>>69127127
The term is Actor
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>>69130388
Most non-retarded people who watched it
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>>69130401
It was art students first horror film, following the "violins against a backdrop is letrue definition of horror" school of film
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>>69130481
It's horror that takes history and the people who lived in it seriously. This was as well researched a film as Barry Lyndon was, just to an entirely different effect.
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>>69130481
epic
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saw this in theatres with my gf, thought it was kinda shit tbqh famalam
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>>69130600
Accuracy cant save it from the violin banging, screeching choir cliche. Historical horror can be a great and deafening feeling, i understand what they were trying to do, i just dont feel it conveyed it too well with how sporadic the film felt, and thats aside from the thickheadedness of the father and mother.
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>>69130351

I don't think the boy did, he seemed like he was ascending to heaven on his death.

Furthermore it isn't shown that the mother does, when the devil presses her she asks to breastfeed a while longer and that's all we see. She probably does but it isn't confirmed.

The twins sing a song about it so they probably have and the girl definitely does.
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>>69130722

Thick-headed? They came around to accepting they were being witched very quickly and quarantined who they thought was responsible.

Also the soundtrack might have been oppressive but there were no jump scares, it was just ominous and creeping.
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>>69130792
> The vvitch steals your kid
> Wont swallow your pride and go back to the fucking town you left for murky religious reasons

People died for this jedediah motherfucker
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>>69130853

At first they don't know a witch stole it, they presume a wolf did.

By the time it's apparent this is not the case it's about a day until they are all dead anyway.
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>>69124301
*braaaap*
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>>69131045

autism
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>>69124165
Definitely. When was the last time vampires weren't portrayed as pretty pale boys, or werewolves as pretty 20 year olds turning into bad cgi?
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>>69131501

30 Days of Nights was a great vampire movie, though they were very loosely vampires desu.
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>>69119529
I think they absolutely did. It was probably part of opening him up for supernatural shenanigans
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>>69120932
FUCK ofcourse he did. That's the whole point of the film, the devil, Yes, that devil, as in THE ONLY ONE, is who the witches worship and who grants them power. And yes, the goat is the devil, it is one form he took in his plan of recruiting Thomasin. Some people actually debate on whether or not the goat shape-shifted or more-over COULD shape-shift, for fuck's sake there's a woman who flies by rubbing mashed up baby on a stick but noooooooooooooo
> shapeshifting is impossible
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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>>69124583
Are you actually retarded? It's fine to not like a movie but you're opinions are objectively wrong
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