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>>69104863
>yfw the entire ToJ fight is a minute long.
>>69107096
>now it ends
>nay, now itquips
Highgarden.
>>69107067
Why did Ramsay believe he would send out letters telling everyone Roose died of poison and not getting stabbed by Ramsay? Who are these "enemies" of the Boltons Ramsay was talking about?
>Episode 3: Oathbreaker
IF YOU THINK STANNIS IS NOT ALIVE WELL THEN FRANKLY MY DEAR YOU ARE RETARDED
Why did they poison him?
>>69107152
i hope he's alive but D&D won't allow it, it's probably something to do with sansa
>>69107067
nth for CHAOSH
Reminder that Renly was a Tyrell puppet who let delusions of grandeur control him and betray his family.
He was a traitor who deserved death and had he been loyal to his brother, he would've gotten his crown.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10129405
http://www.strawpoll.me/10129405
http://www.strawpoll.me/10129405
>>69107133
the entire fucking north basically
why didn't meli use the last kiss? lazy writing or what?
>>69107133
The show fucked up the North, but I'm guessing other houses in the North? It might even include other houses south, but then I'm not sure if they would care to know that Roose died.
And putting something so huge on a maester who may not be trustworthy is stupid even for Ramsay.
>>69107154
because they were his enemies.
>>69107096
I'm actually OK with that
>That Bolton leitmotif just after Roose dies
it's so good
>>69107210
Wtf, why?!
Finally get to see Dayne in action and they manage to kill him and Whent in 60 seconds? That's bullshit.
Anyone think there's more to Ruse's death?
It came across as so uneventful, there has to be something more.
> Reminder that Greatjon Umber is still alive and free in the show
> Reminder that the Umbers we're devout Stark Loyalists
> Reminder that there is literally no reason for the Umbers to support the Boltens
> Reminder that the Umbers give a "gift" to Ramsy next ep
> Reminder that Rickon and Osha were last seen on their to the Umbers
> Reminder that it makes literally no sense for Umbers to give Rickon and Osha to Ramsy
> Reminder that the writers don't care about making sense
> Reminder that the writers have completely ignored and will continue it ignore coherence in lieu of cheap "drama"
> Reminder that this is not just possible, but likely to happen next week
>>69107196
They wanted the shock reveal where they all leave and THEN he wakes up.
I feel the last kiss would have to be an instant thing.
>>69107096
>yfw The Tower of Joy takes up 20 minutes of the episode
Would Roose still be alive if it had been a girl?
The fuck his problem?
>>69107252
Its going to be cringey enough as it is, longer than a minute is just extending the torture.
>>69107230
Ends can justify the means.
And even if Stannis was completely unsuited to rule (which is not true), it wouldn't matter.
The throne is his by law.
>NAH WITTENZE
what did he MEAN by this shit
>>69107298
Karstark Master Plan
ShowUmbers are pro-Bolton
ShowKarstarks are secretly pro-Stark ;)
>>69107298
that fucking blue dot
fuck you
>>69107282
Five minutes max, and that's including the Bran-Bloodraven set up.
Which wolves are still alive?
>>69107067
>herp derp xd
>>69107327
holy shit that would be amazing actually
>>69107279
Reminder that LITERALLY 99% of showfags don't remember and care about Greatjon Umber or Brynden Blackfish.
Reminder that they will never appear in the show again.
>>69107252
That fight is most likely going to be worst part of ToJ scene. Snek-tier fighting.
>>69107096
>>69107282
>yfw howland holds daynes arms behind his back and ned shanks him 70 times with his dagger, Icicle
>>69107298
>"Muh daddy got beheaded for breaking the law even after being warned ten times so fuck you."
>>69107285
probably. Ramsay killed him because once roose had a son of his own he didn't need ramsay anymore. But at the same time he still needs him to marry sansa to pull stark loyalist in line
>>69107315
Laws can be changed, so being a crusader of the law in and of itself is pointless.
The throne was also Aerys's by law.
>>69107298
"I WILL NEVER FIGHT FOR THE STARKS EVER AGAIN. NOT AFTER THEY KILLED MY FATHER, RICKARD, WHEN ROBB STARK, WHO DIED AT THE RED WEDDING, CHOPPED OFF HIS HEAD. IT WAS FOLLOWING MY FATHER KILLING THOSE TWO LANNISTER BOYS THAT ROBB DID THIS, WHICH MAKES ME, THE EXECUTED VICTIM'S SON, VERY ANGRY AT ROBB, ROBB STARK, KING IN THE NORTH.™"
Why did he say this?
>>69107317
Why did they cast the Jojen Reed lookalike as Ned and the Sean Bean lookalike as Oswell 'not Arthur Dayne' Whent
>>69107356
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
>>69107315
I love how all Renlyfags always ignore the fact that Renly going over Stannis sets a legal precedence that literally undermines the feudal system the whole setting is built on.
>>69107152
>stannis is alive
>he is currently rallying the Northern clans against Ramsay
>season 7
>stannis vs Ramsay 2.0
>>69107230
>He sent an assassin
Fucking hell the narrative you fuckers have created.
Stannis didn't send anything. Melisandre did that. Stannis was in bed sleeping and waking up to get ready for battle. He only realized that Renly had died when his banners were being pulled down. Stannis ultimately lamented the death of his brother.
Renly on the other hand openly admited he planned to kill Stannis whether they did battle or not.
What a fucking faggot.
Can we all agree that this was the best scene from the last 5 seasons?
>>69107206
Do you think it was Littlefinger?
What if "A Stark always needs to be at Winterfell." because if it isn't then another Hardhome like incident will happen? Also when exactly was Ice, the great sword removed from Valyria? I think it was shortly before the doom happened. Do you think removing the blade itself had anything to do with setting off the cataclysm or playing a part?
>>69107298
>Lost two brothers to Robb
>Robb wouldn't let his Father have his revenge, even though the entire was was about "muh revenge for Eddard!"
>Cat let Jamie go
>So now Karstark is down two brothers and a dad and got nothing for it, all because of Robb.
The King who lost the North.
>>69107279
Reminder that your beta nitpicking about minor characters makes you a bed wetter
>>69107388
Stephen's acting in this scene is incredible.
>>69107200
That Maester's been afraid of Ramsay since he was a a child. He's a proto Reek
>>69107388
>Can we all agree that this was the best scene from the last 5 seasons?
Any scene with stannis is the best scene.
>>69107388
>that fucking rabble behind him
>>69107416
did you post in the cersei thread too
>>69107388
Now that's a king I can kneel before.
>>69107266
It was horribly done, but that's nothing new.
The Bastard's Boys vs The Mountain's Men
Who wins?
>>69106482
>zombie robots
Literal fanfiction. Dondarrion was never once implied to be "soulless".
>>69107298
MY FATHERS DYING WORDS WERE ABOUT HOW KINSLAYERS ARE CURSED SO LET ME STAND HERE AND BE OK WITH THE BASTARD OF BOLTON KINSLAYING HIS FATHER
>>69107423
Hold on that doesn't make sense though
Maesters come from random families and are sorted to a random House in the realm after they leave the Citadel.
Someone raised in the Dreadfort lands would not go on to serve the Boltons.
>>69107339
I hope the remaining ones get to live
OFFICIAL TARG KING TIERS
>CONQUEROR TIER
Aegon I "The Conqueror"
>HIGH TIER
Jaehaerys I "The Conciliator"
Viserys II "The Hand"
Daeron II "The Good"
Honorable mention: Baelor "Breakspear"
>GOOD TIER
Maekar I "Blackfyre Slayer"
Aegon V "The Unlikely"
>OKAY TIER
Aegon III "The Broken"
Daeron I "The Young Dragon"
Aerys I "Literally Who"
Jaehaerys II "The Guy before Aerys II"
>LOW TIER
Aenys I "The Anus"
Viserys I "The Beta"
Baelor I "The Blessed"
>SHIT TIER
Maegor I "The Cruel"
Aegon II "The Second Aegon"
Aegon IV "The Unworthy"
Aerys II "The Mad King"
Dishonorable mention: Rhaenyra I "The Realm's Delight"
>WELL-INTENTIONED BUT A SHITTY RULER TIER
Daenerys "Stormborn"
>BLACKFYRE FUCKING SHITS TIER
The Blackfyres
Aegon VI
>>69107355
how do the scores change that fast?
>>69107373
DnD probably thought everyone forgot about all that, because they did.
>>69107365
Heritage laws in feudal monarchies can only be changed under drastic circumstances.
And you sound like some edgy anarchist.
>>69107380
Indeed, if Renly had been successful he would have set up an endless row of succession wars. And there are already enough of those as it is.
>>69107380
Robert's Rebellion did that too, so?
>>69107388
To Winterfell or to the death!
>>69107412
>Lost two brothers to Jamie, doing their fucking job
>Robb wouldn't let his father murder a political hostage
>Cat let Jaime go and was promptly put under house arrest
>You completely ignore Karstark murdering two kids and betraying Robb, for which he was punished for treason
>Blame that on Robb
Wew lad
>>69107442
it was hardly horribly done, it just felt kind of ambiguous for some reason
>>69107466
FUCKING SHOWFAGS.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>69107279
>Umbers to give Rickon and Osha to Ramsy
I actually don't see the point in this, why does it need to be hammered home literally in every appearance that Ramsey is a bad guy(tm)
>>69107463
u wot m8
How did they know that he was the one that raped Elia, murdered her, and killed her children? In special, how did they know he raped her?
Also, wasn't this part of the battle? Why is it considered a war crime when the rest of the Sack of Kingslanding wasn't? Wouldn't all the Targaryen die anyway due to Aerys' crimes?
In particular, why does Oberyn even cared Gregor raped her? She died anyway, what happened before shouldn't matter that much
>>69107416
> Beta nitpicking
> minor characters
Literally has nothing to do with Greatjon. It has to do with the writing having some coherence or lack there of in many cases.
>>69107462
>Maegor I "The Cruel"
>not high tier
>>69107279
They probably retconned GreatJon being alive since the SmallJon is the leader of the house now
>>69107462
Maekar I "Blackfyre Slayer"
Who /LOYALIST/ here?
>>69107492
I think even average showfag remembered all that.
is this the best version of And Who Are You?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6Lysz0SK70
>>69107472
No it didn't. Robert wasn't set to inherit nor did he declare war for the crown, he did it because the crown labelled him an enemy. And Ned as well.
Jon Arryn decided to go to war rather than hand over his wards. Then he set Robert up as a new king after the Targaryens were deposed.
Do you even politics bruh
>>69107504
are you autistic?
>>69107317
Anybody know who this actor is? He'skinda cute <:3c
>>69107462
REAL TARG KINGS/QUEEN TIER LIST
>TARG FUCKING SHITS TIER
All of them.
Targs are Reddit; the house. Just in my personal opinion.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10129539
>>69107545
Maekar "let me brain my brother real quick" I.
Who /comfy got/ here
>>69107468
>Indeed, if Renly had been successful he would have set up an endless row of succession wars. And there are already enough of those as it is.
How do you figure that? He wanted to oust Stannis, not the entire system. His reasons for wanting Stannis out of the picture weren't even that unreasonable (stupid, yes, but there were many ways in which Stannis would be greatly unsuited to being a king). If we're going by the books there are no reasons to assume Renly couldn't have produced an heir even if he were gay.
>>69107499
Because Ramsay is biggerer and badderer then anyone we've seen before.
>>69107279
AN OATHBREAKER?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snYE3_GGVcU
>>69107576
>slightly
he's an alright character but a shit primary antagonist and CARTOONY AS FUCK
>>69107490
Robb was a Kinslayer and an Oathbreaker. The King who Lost the North.
If Renly intended to abolish feudalusm and bloodright by establishing a Republic then I could get behind him but he wasn't interested in being Lucius Junius Brutus, he wanted to be Julius Caesar.
Where's our Augustus?
...it's Dany, isn't it?
>>69107504
>How did they know that he was the one that raped Elia, murdered her, and killed her children? In special, how did they know he raped her?
Amory Lorch or someone who witnessed it probably bragged about it
>Also, wasn't this part of the battle? Why is it considered a war crime when the rest of the Sack of Kingslanding wasn't? Wouldn't all the Targaryen die anyway due to Aerys' crimes?
Tywin just wanted the Targ children dead to prove his loyalty to Bobby B, not sure what Ned would have done had he reached KL first. Tywin didn't give orders to NOT kill Elia and he speculates that's why the Mountain raped and killed her. Also he said that the death of the children was unnecessarily brutal
>In particular, why does Oberyn even cared Gregor raped her? She died anyway, what happened before shouldn't matter that much
Fuck off
cant wait for these threads to get banned again
At what point did Ramsay go from a bad guy to a fucking unstoppable cartoon villain?
>>69107560
are you autistic?
https://youtu.be/7gQyk9DmtHg
Season 1 dany a cute
A CUTE
>>69107327
>Ramsay gets stabbed from behind during the battle
>it's a Karstark fucking shit
>et tu?
>The North remembers Bastard, a Karstark is still a Stark and that still makes Robb our family
>>69107451
How doesn't it make sense? If the Maester was sorted years ago to the Boltons back when Ramsay was a child, he'd have met him, gotten scared of him and still be in service now
>>69107504
I hope you can get help for your autism and stupidity anon.
>>69107279
Reminder that there's going to be a big twist involving all this
>>69107608
>Kinslayer
What
>>69107154
I think Ramsey was lying. I wouldn't put it past him.
fuck highgarden
Hey its me Shae the funny whoare
>>69107639
Fuck off
>>69107625
hwen he fought off iron men topless and dual weilding tomahawks
>>69107587
raddest archer in the riverlands
>>69107647
WE ARE KIN
STAHK AND KAHRKSTAHK
>>69107133
>>69107154
I'm still sad that the theory that Roose Bolton is a skin-stealing vampire will never come to fruition.
>>69107554
Which is fucking with legal precedence and the feudal system.
Again, this isn't to say that they were wrong to do so, but rebellions are rebellions.
>>69107612
Please don't get behind Renly.He prefers you in front
>>69107608
Rickard Karstark was a traitor to his king and got his just punishment.
>>69107647
The Karstarks and Starks share a lot of blood so him killing Rickard was kinslaying to many.
>>69107633
She was so pretty back then
>>69107608
>karstarkfuckingshits
>kin
>>69107472
Robert's Rebellion wasn't the same at all.
The alliances behind Robert stood against a king, who was murdering and trying to murder innocent people without reasonable cause (including powerful vassals).
>>69107600
Renly wanted the throne because he could.
He thought that Cersei's children were legitimate and would have killed them anyway just because he could muster an army able to.
The result would have been succession by civil war, as heritage or even election means nothing anymore.
>>69107562
idk
young rodrik is where it's at though
>>69107644
I hope to god you're right. Like they present some gigantic pies or something and Ramsay is like "o-ok, thanks I guess"
>>69107133
There is nothing to gain, if someone snitches, the Maester is dead.
>>69107647
Karstark I geuss, but going back that far should make the whole realm one big family.
>>69107664
She plays Eash, the mournful nun.
>>69107664
Shae's character makes me dislike Tyrone
>>69107545
Maekar 'Mace to my siblings face' I
>>69107548
The average showfag can't keep track of the names of the main cast in-between seasons. They don't remember shit about the background characters.
>>69107130
She'd make a great Altmer if there were ever an Elder Scrolls movie or tv show. So alien looking but still pretty.
>>69107380
Stannis turned against the laws of Westeros and threw away his claim when he allowed the Sept at Dragonstone to burn, rather then protect the faith, as is the responsibility of the king.
>>69107703
So? Kinslaying is still Kinslaying, even if it's in a punishment. That's the real reason the wall was built, to send your relatives there when they commit crimes so you're not a kinslaying fucking shit
>>69107701
>Renly never even made the eight
>>69107707
>a lot of blood
They deperated like a thousand years ago
They share as much blood with the Starks as does the rest of the North
>>69107635
Oh right. I kinda assumed you meant since the Maester was a child.
Also wew
Did anyone else go from wanting a good Westeros to just wanting one of the underdogs to fuck it all up and take absolute power for themselves?
At first I wanted Renly, then Tommen/Tywin.
Now I just want to see (book) Stannis, Euron or Littlefinger win the war and slaughter all their enemies.
Episode 3
>Jon talks with Edd and Davos about what happened
>Dany is brought to the Dosh Khaleen. Jorah and Daario are captured trying to rescue her
>Jamie and Cersei talk about the Tyrells. Jaime encourages Cersei to make peace with them because Doran changed his mind. Qyburn tells Cersei that Littlefinger has been working with the Tyrells.
>Tommen meets with the High Sparrow. Mountain kills some Faith secondaries
>Sam gives Gilly some Oldtown exposition
>Jon pardons Thorne but has the rest of the mutineers killed. Ghost kills Olly. Davos tells Jon that his sister is at the gate.
>Smalljon Umber meets with Ramsey. Umbers are anti-Stark because Jon let the wildlings through. He has a boy, a woman and a wolf with him. Osha says the boy is Rickon.
>Bloodraven and Bran talk about Ned, Cat, Robb and Jon
>Bran has a vision of Tower of Joy. It's 6v3 (not 7v3). Dayne uses two swords from the start of the fight. Eventually it is Dayne vs Ned and another northerner. The other guy kills Dayne and Ned rescues his sister but she dies in childbirth. Ned promises to raise the child.
>>69107761
Maybe you're the alien, my man
>>69107770
>deperated
Separated
Why do I have the feeling Cersei will end up killing Tommen? I think she's paranoid and will kill him before anybody else does as she is sure the prophecy is coming true and that he'll die anyway, so she prefers to kill him herself than to see someone brutally muder him.
>>69107701
Mark Addy was a great Robert.
The casting for Renly could have been better.
He should have been more charismatic and handsome.
>>69107330
here
to calm your autism
>>69107770
Isn't there a lot of Stark-Karstark marriages though?
>Eddard Karstark
>Eddard Stark
>Torrhen Karstark
>Torrhen Stark
>>69107805
possible
>>69107733
the north is brutal on ones aging
>>69107767
Robb should have held him as a hostage to keep the Karatarks during the war then sent him to the Wall.
Fucking dummy.
>>69107625
When Joffrey died and D&D needed a new primary villain.
>>69107805
well she already almost did at blackwater, so i can see this happening
>>69107600
Because that's how legal systems work, even in our world. Once a younger brother inherits against the line of succession and the precedence is established the system collapses and it becomes chaos.
>but precedence is not important in ASOIAF
yes it is, it's shown clearly that the are very familiar with the concept in the chapter where Robb names Jon Snow as his heir.
>>69107694
A legal precedent of a person defending themselves and establishing a new dynasty, you dip.
That's not the same precedent as usurping the rightful heir's inheritance for selfish reasons because muh popularity.
If the Baratheon children were in fact bastards born of incest, as both Renly and Stannis claimed, Stannis was the rightful ruler. Renly wasn't.
That's not the same as being called an enemy of the state and ousting the reigning rulers.
>>69107733
........................... agreed
>>69107768
I dunno about the eight, but he went to Dorne once. I'm sure he got the spicy pepper there.
>>69107633
I miss Viserys
>>69107787
>Eventually it is Dayne vs Ned and another northerner
The other Northerner is Hodor, calling it. Dayne causes him him to go Hodor
>>69107586
Maekar "killed more Targs than Blackfyres" I
>>69107787
>Jon pardons Thorne but has the rest of the mutineers killed. Ghost kills Olly.
>>69107837
This
>>69107843
>the precedence is established the system collapses and it becomes chaos.
>>69107837
Yeah, but Robb decided to kinslay. That's why Walder won't get punished for the Red Wedding, he was an instrument of the gods used to deal with Kinslaying fucking shits.
>>69107787
>another northerner
>doesn't know who Howland Reed is
>>69107796
>syrian lannister
>not jon snow
for fucks sake
>>69107723
>Renly wanted the throne because he could.
Yeah, but he also had some reasons other than that for taking it, such as Stannis being extremely disliked (an aside: I never understood why he was apparently so popularly disliked in the book while everyone liked Ned, who was very similar to Stannis). Stannis also had weak alliances compared to Renly and no heirs. Stannis following a very unpopular foreign religion certainly didn't help his cause either, especially since many apparently thought he was under Melisandre's control.
>The result would have been succession by civil war, as heritage or even election means nothing anymore.
I'm not sure how you keep reaching this conclusion. Getting rid of a previous ruler does not get rid of previously established traditions; for instance, the Targs uniting and taking over Westeros didn't mean they got of rule based on inheritance, they were just the ones to take power.
>>69107787
NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE
IF THIS IS TRUE I WILL LITERALLY DROP THE SHOW
IT'S GETTING DUMBER AND DUMBER
>UMBERS ARE ANTI-STARK BECAUSE JON LET THE WILDLINGS THROUGH
THIS IS UTTER HORSESHIT
>>69107462
>Baelor I "The Blessed"
>Not shit tier
The Mad King should also be acknowledged as a Good-to-High Tier King before the Duskendale Defiance fucked him up and Varys made him paranoid.
>>69107388
It's a good scene but it's bullshit. Why would he just walk up to a castle before scouting it or some shit? Obviously I'm no expert on medieval siege warfare but what was he going to do? Sit outside the castle?
>>69107767
>Kinslaying
Their lines diverged a long time ago. You would have to say Bobby B is a kinslayer and probably everybody else in Westeros if you want to go back that far.
He shouldn't have killed Rickard but he was fully justified to do so.
>>69107733
That's a young Rodrik? I thought it was Brandon.
>>69107899
Not a chance bruh, breaking guest rite > kinslaying
>>69107900
>>69107851
I think the show is probably just not going to bother naming Howland
The one who declared Robb The King in the North
>>69107787
> I have never heard of Howland Reed despite him being the stated father of two characters in the show.
>>69107833
Harsh climate, man
>>69107937
>>69107947
t. Kinslayers
>>69107951
They already did, do you forget his two kids show up?
Does anybody have some picture showing all the different soldier's uniform per faction?
Like Stark soldier, Bolton soldier, Baratheon soldier, etc...
you are suddenly teleported into the world of ice and fire
you can only be a blackfyre fucking shit
which one are you and why?
>>69107940
brandon was away for a shag with Barbrey "If it comes from Oldtown, mow it down" Ryswell
>>69107962
>dealing out justice to a murderer is kinslaying
>>69107904
How does that make any sense?
Hello I'm Shae the funny whoare
>>69107974
I think most showfags won't remember where they came from, Meera will just be remembered as the hunter girl and nobody rememers who Jojen is
>>69107851
>DABID
>what if
>what if Hodor was at Tower of Joy
>Hodor at Tower of Joy
>DABID
>>69107986
it was stupid especially since he didn't behead his idiotic mum too
>>69107983
Maelys the fookin' Monstrous.
Because he's fucking hench as fuck, and I'd smash Barristan's slimy little nose in with a warhammer when he tries out his 'swordplay' on me.
>>69107997
She was a pornstar wasn't she? I remember watching some of her porn.
>>69107986
It is if they're kin.
>>69107833
what are the ages supposed to be anyway
rodrik must have at least 8-10 years on ned
but hodor seems the same age as ned, maybe a year or two younger max.
Is it accurate, or did they fuck it up?
>>69107940
Look at those chops son.
And nah Brandon was off elsewhere being a ward
>show names howland reed
>bran tells the girl that he saw his father in his vision with his dad
>she gets happy
>asks her to tell her more visions about her father
>bran requires her to have sex with him to trigger his visions
>queue sex scene with brann and curly fries
>they get closer than ever before and are ready and confident to help out jon snow
>>69107988
5'8" manlet fucking confirmed
>>69107997
why is Shae back on the cast for Season 6?
>>69107997
>yfw Shae is the harpy
what was ned doing at winterfell in that vision
didn't he grow up in the riverlands with his pal bob
>>69107388
Is show Stannis the best fighter in Westeros?
>first on the beach and up the ladder during blackwater
>last to leave even after Tywin had arrived
>managed to survive a cavalry charge head on and fight his way to the forest
>>69108031
Wasn't Hodor around Ned's age though?
So, I was checking some theory video made by Alt Shift X between 2 sessions of DS 3, and I then came out with this dank theory.
So, during the Long Night thousands of years ago undead invaded the lands and an hero named "Azor Ahai" managed to stop this curse with some fire power. Now there's a prophecy going on who tell us that the cycle will repeat. Winter is coming with a never ending night and Azor Ahai will raise again to save the day. Acording to many theory, Jon Snow, who just came back from the dead, is that guy. At this point, if you played any Dark Souls game, you know where I'm going.
Jon Snow is LITERALLY THE GODAMN CHOSEN UNDEAD, and it means there's only one way it could end. Jon's arc will now begin to be a journey behind the wall with Ghost/Sif to get souls powerfull enough to kindle the Fire. He will face great danger but Melissandre the Fire Keeper might resurect him at bonfire and lvl up his stats. Ofc he might lose some of the humanity in the process but I think he can join the dark Tree-eyed crow covenant to gank wildlings to get their humanity. At the end Jon gonna will sacrifice himself to kindle the First Flame and carry on the Age of Fire.
Imb4 proof : * The first episode was released in 2011, the same year Dark Souls came out * Same undead issues * Zombies riding spiders = Queelag * The mountain is now a giant undead in heay armor= Havel
TL;DR : GOT is now Dark Souls and Jon Snow is the chosen Undead , also I should maybe stop day drinking
>>69108033
I hope this happens in the books, too. Cripple /ss/, umph.
>>69108042
le witty imp has a vision
>>69108042
Probably Tyrion hallucinating or some shit
>>69107906
>Yeah, but he also had some reasons other than that for taking it, such as Stannis being extremely disliked (an aside: I never understood why he was apparently so popularly disliked in the book while everyone liked Ned, who was very similar to Stannis). Stannis also had weak alliances compared to Renly and no heirs. Stannis following a very unpopular foreign religion certainly didn't help his cause either, especially since many apparently thought he was under Melisandre's control.
Stannis and Ned were not similar. Ned was honourable while Stannis is dutiful and truly just. The difference is significant.
And that is exactly why Stannis would have been needed as a king. He would have stood against the rampant corruption in the realm.
>I'm not sure how you keep reaching this conclusion. Getting rid of a previous ruler does not get rid of previously established traditions; for instance, the Targs uniting and taking over Westeros didn't mean they got of rule based on inheritance, they were just the ones to take power.
The Targaryens invoked the right of conquest.
That means having the power to conquer AND being universially accepted as ruler afterwards.
Not to mention that even the Targs with dragons had to deal with uprisings after Aegon I.
>>69107183
Still better than an autistic kinslaying muslim.
>>69107997
Who's the semen demon on the right?
>>69108068
He was sent as a ward to the Vale with Bobby B but he was a little older when he was sent.
>>69107603
>great scene from season 1
>a bygone era
>in current Game of Thrones, there would only be five people in that room
>three of which would be women
>Robb and Greatjon being the two men
>the women would constantly interrupt Greatjon and prove to be smarter than him, making quips towards Robb to show their intelligence
>meanwhile Greatjon just sits there quietly, embarassed by his lack of intelligence so he opts to let the women do the talking for him
>one of the women would get up close to Robb to seduce him
>then Robb gets stabbed in the throat
>before Greatjon can protest he gets his throat sliced by another woman who teleported behind him
>blood squirts all over the table
>one of the women quips: "Boys are always so messy."
>they then continue eating peacefully
>end credits
>>69107983
Daemon II Blackfyre<:3c
>>69107997
Why the fuck is she in Meereen????
>>69108068
He was still a kid, most kids didn't leave their homes until they were like 10 or something. And he was right about to leave in that vision, that's why Benjen tried to fight Hodor.
>>69108041
Oh, still with this meme.
>>69108080
jesus christ... dark souls has the deepest lore and the best gameplay, really..
Best option:
>Renly wins WOT5K, names Stannis his heir, makes an alliance with the North, crushes the Lannisters, has a strong enough army for when the White Walkers invade- King's Landing will have to call for aid because Lord Robb will be told about the threat by his brother Jon Snow, and through the northerners Renly will have the realms of men prepare. The communication between the Night's Watch to the North and from the North to King's Landing also means Stannis will be told of the power of dragonglass and will be able to bring a lot of it with him when he decides to go North.
>After the war is won, Renly dies without a son because he's a faggot, and Stannis gets his throne AFTER the alliances have been made by Renly so Stannis can now cement his policies and just reign. Stannis's years spent an heir rather than a King means he can raise Shireen well so that when Stannis's reign is done, Shireen can succeed him as a wise mature Queen.
but nah, Red Priestesses had to fuck up the Baratheons for no good reason.
>Umbers hold the key to the North this entire time
>give Rickon to Ramsay after he kinslays his own father because....
THANKS D&D
>>69108017
The scene in the courtyard with young Ned and Benjen is absolutely telegraphing it desu
>>69107983
Daemon I. The original and best Blackfyre fucking shit
>>69107997
Remeber how fucking annoying she was
>>69108068
He was about to leave to the vale. Lyanna says it.
i need more of emily c's flabby goodness
>>69108074
idk hodor looks about 45 max, seems weird if true
>>69108131
AHHH SAVE ME DROGON
DRACARYS!!!
>>69108109
she isnt you stupid fuck
>>69108118
This is probably true, and I'd throw in Stannis being the Hand.
>>69108131
I love the Khalorisi
>>69107762
There are 'laws of Westeros' and there are 'laws of the system'. You can change the former thanks to, once again, a precedence in the form of Targ incest becoming accepted. The change of the latter makes the whole system tumble down. It's the same reason why slaves were so suppressed in history- once you have a successful rebellion you won't be able to tighten the noose again.
Nor is the King changing faith such a foreign concept. Westeros already has two faiths and Thoros of Myr's original mission was to convert King Aerys
>>69108118
Why exactly is the youngest Baratheon dying first?
>>69107988
yeah it makes sense, with that facial hair. I'm also shorter than kit. Basically any cast member other than dinklage and maisie is taller than me.
>>69108109
Probably some Tyrion vision, he's supposed to meet a red priest this season.
Or she's fucking someone on set
>Episode 3 : Oathbreaker
What do they mean by this? Who's breaking their oath? Is it in reference to Briennes sword?
>two episodes in and still no CIA
why am i still watching this shit show
>>69108177
Kingship is hard on the years.
>>69108152
>mfw i read this as AHHH SAVE ME DRAGON
>tfw it was 10x funnier
>>69108131
you want an old khaleesi but you need da white poosy
-by D&D7d
>>69108118
>After the war is won, Renly dies without a son because he's a faggot,
>implying
Margaery would probably just have him fuck Loras until he needs to cum and have him pull out to do it in Marg.
>>69107388
>The happy face on Dillane when he realized he finally was done with DnD
>>69108177
He'd end up exactly like Robert, except he'd end up gored by a giant cock.
>>69108031
>D&D
>not fucking up
Pick one.
>>69107952
GreatJon did nothing wrong.
The north deserves to seperate from southern fucking shits. Nothing good has come from the north being controlled under the sourthern rule.
>targs kill Rickard, Brandon and Indirectly Lyanna stark
>Lannisters kill Ned, cripple bran, get robb and cat killed at a wedding.
He's completely right
>>69108177
>Renly dies without a son because hes a faggot
thats why
>>69108187
>Is it in reference to Briennes sword?
Let me just share with you this A tier fanart I stumbled across the other day
>>69108192
because your life is empty and at least 70% of your human interaction is shitposting on the internet, most recenly /got/, so you need to know what the memes mean?
>>69108131
i got you pham
Fat pink mast jutting outwards
>>69108223
Which is just as well, Stannis couldn't have kids anyway. They could just secure it by having that Renly's son marry Shireen.
>>69108187
>Oathbreaker
>What do they mean by this?
Hmmmm......
>>69107612
>Where's our Augustus?
Bobby B - via Robert Graves' interpretation. Cersei is Livia, Tyrion is Clavdivs and Joffrey is Caligula.
>>69107952
is he still alive? why is he defecting to boltons like the supposed spoilers say
>>69108277
Let it go. It's going to be something banal.
>>69108252
What the fuck is up with some of the asoiaf fanart?
t
>>69108241
>Starks represent the entire North
Can't wait until Barbery "Forge a Chain and feel the pain" Dustin and Roose Bolton make their own superior Barrowtown based Kingdom in the North. Stark fucking shits are basically southerners anyway.
>>69108252
what the fuck is that image
>>69108290
He's dead. It's Smalljon that gives Rickon to Ramsey.
>>69108223
>>69108275
>implying Margaery wouldn't pull a Cersei and just cuck the king and raise a bastard as heir
>>69108280
>dem v's
Ave citizen
>>69107282
After 2 minutes you'll wish it's over so they stop ruining the absolute fuck out of it.
You better hope it's not too long.
>>69108307
god i miss doreah
>>69108025
yeah she originally used a stage name and got mad at the media when they found her stuff and made it public
her parents broke off contact to her
she must be very gullible if she actually thought it'd stay a secret
>>69107388
>He will never come back
>>69108118
>Stannis dies
>random distant Baratheon cousin is crowned king instead
>pulls an Aegon II
>Shireen dies a traitor's death for trying to usurp her cousin's throne
>Stannis realizes his hypocrisy from beyond the grave
>>69107807
And not a whimpy faggot
>>69108257
thicc kelly c is best kelly c
>>69108290
GreatJon hasn't been on show since s1 and DnD most likely forgot him completely.
>>69108316
Jaime giving Oathkeeper to Brienne of Tarth
>>69108344
>implying
