>>69100814
What kind of haircut do you want senpai?
khaleesi wins
hello?
BRACKEN
Is he gonna come back all ruthless and warmongery, swiftly executing every traitor in castle black before leaving with his army to take vengeance on every traitor house in the north?
nth for Chad
why don't they make a dragonglass bomb and just drop it on the White Walkers from a dragon?
I want to lick William's sweaty butthole and rape her ass after!!!
>>69102610
he's gonna fuck sansa while thinking about ygritte
>>69102610
His first words will be
Ser Davos, fetch me my steel.
>>69102610
probably
jon, lady stoneheart and stannis have been merged
>we're still looking for the perpatrators, but nobody saw anything
REALLY
all those boats on fire, and NOBODY saw ANYTHING?
>>69102666
based
predictions on episode 3?
I want to daughterfu Shireen!
>AEEEEEEEUGH
What did he mean by this?
>>69102623
cringe
>>69102687
That does sound pretty great.
>>69102644
>bookfags STILL anally devastated over the goose's death
Who else here is show fag like me?
>>69102722
me :>
>>69102722
i don't like you
>>69102738
Image Macros were a mistake.
I'm grey cardinal of the Internet, savior of the free speech.
Highgarden !
>>69102689
episode 3 ends the same way walking dead season 5 ends
bloody jon kills off all the traitors at castle black and just after he kills olly, sansa shows up
>jon?
cut to black, AND WHO ARE YOU
written and directed by D&D
literally ripping-off walking dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLo4BnTLhb0
replace rick with jon and pete with olly
>>69102753
i made a macro and told my boss to have it printed and he actually did it
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>69102766
god why is she so perfect
>>69102766
I think you mean Hoegarden.
>>69102738
>>69102753
that's actually kind of funny
>>69102793
saggy tits she got
>>69102610
>turning the most honorable man in Westeros into a grimdark edgelord
No thanks
>>69102781
that would be pretty good actually
Reminder, Jaime is the real patrician character and if you don't love his chapters in affc you are shit
>>69102766
>>69102798
Do people really find her attractive? Her face is awkward-looking as fuck.
>>69102610
to be fair, i'd be pretty salty if someone killed me
>>69102738
i dont see a single perfect avocado there desu
>>69102834
>beauty is objective
kill yourself
>>69102824
>dispensing justice instead of being an honorable cuck
>grimdark
fuck off retard
>>69102832
Stannis le Mannis is much much much cooler my friend.
>>69102824
>Jon
>Most honorable man in Westeros
He's not even the most honorable man in the room.
>>69102798
I don't think so
>>69102874
Ramsay will fuck him in da ass.
>>69102845
Damn, triggered already?
Just wanted to know what you found attractive about her.
>'Mhysa' means 'mother' in Valyrian
>I know what 'mhysa' means
Was this scene supposed to be Varys messing with Tyrion and Tyrion being shown as someone who has to pretend like he's the smartest person in the room even when he doesn't know what he's talking about?
>at first I was like...
>>69102824
upon his rebirth, if his oath to the nights watch remains intact then as lord commander he has no choice but to execute the traitors
if he is relieved of his duties than whoever becomes the next LC should also dispense justice
someone fetch a block for godsakes, i wasnt that olly fucks head
>>69102623
literally kill yourself
I'm grey cardinal of the Bolton's house.
>>69102901
presumably
>>69102905
Remember when Dany actually had an army?
Gendry WHEN?
Howland Reed WHEN?
>>69102901
well, what does mhysa means?
Are there any memes of this big fella?
>>69102918
I AM THE BOLTON
>name is ruse
>literally got rused
wew
>>69102753
>image macros
they're called memes, newfriend :^)
here: www.knowyourmeme.com
any news, lads
>>69102892
>GRRM written episode
>bastard showdown
>episode ends with ramsay flaying jon alive
>>69102359
>“Ser Loras was the youngest son of Mace Tyrell, the Lord of Highgarden and Warden of the South. At sixteen, he was the youngest rider on the field, yet he had unhorsed three knights of the Kingsguard that morning in his first three jousts.”
>“‘How old are you, Ser Loras?’ Tyrion asked him.
>‘Seventeen, my lord’
>Seventeen, and beautiful, and already a legend. Half the girls in the Seven Kingdoms want to bed him, and all the boys want to be him. ‘If you pardon my asking, ser - why would anyone choose to join the Kingsguard at seventeen?’
>‘Prince Aemon the Dragonknight took his vows at seventeen,’ Ser Loras said, ‘and your brother Jaime was younger still.’
>‘I know their reasons. What are your? The honor of serving beside such paragons as Meryn Trant and Boros Blunt?’ >He gave the boy a mocking grin. ‘To guard the king’s life, you surrender your own. You give up your lands and titles, give up hope of marriage, children ...’
>‘House Tyrell continues through my brothers,’ Ser Loras said. ‘It is not necessary for a third son to wed, or breed.’
>‘Not necessary, but some find it pleasant. What of love?’
>‘When the sun has set, no candle can replace it.’
>‘Is that from a song?’ Tyrion cocked his head, smiling. ‘Yes, you are seventeen, I see that now.’
>Ser Loras tensed. ‘Do you mock me?’
>A prickly lad. ‘No. If I’ve given offense, forgive me. I had my own love once, and we had a song as well.’ (ASoS 137)
>>69102798
>>69102901
>Mhysa isnt a Valyrian word
Varys was testing Tyrion. He failed.
>>69102959
So this line confirms that Roose warged into Ramsay and then killed his old body, right?
>>69102905
why are there 4 gates?
>>69102972
>>69102957
not really
he isnt edgy enough for /got/ to meme
>>69102971
pottery
>>69102976
>>69102359
“‘Seventeen and a knight of the Kingsguard,’ said Jaime. ‘You must be proud. Prince Aemon the Dragonknight was seventeen when he was named. Did you know that?’” (ASoS 758)
Ser Loras is 15 turning 16 in 298; 16 turning 17 in 299, and 17 turning 18 in 300
>“Ser Loras was a year older than his sister,but they had the same big brown eyes, the same thick brown hair falling in lazy ringlets to their shoulders, the same smooth unblemished skin.” (AFfC 182)
This means Ser Loras was born in Year 282.
5 Year gap. Renly died at 22, Loras was 17 at the time,
Renly became lord at 7, after Stanis failed to kill the remaining Targs at Dragonstone. 2 year olds can't be squires.
Loras became his squire when Loras turned 14 and Renly was 19.
>>69103000
safety in case of fire hazard, regulations.
>objective ranking for people still alive
BASED Tier:
Davos
High Sparrow
Grimdark Jon possessed by Stannis
Ghost
Normie Tier:
Everyone else
>>69102738
Should have just made it a real sign for Avocados with a price instead of going the "that moment when" meme route.
>>69102798
Anon. Hoegarden is a drink. Are you saying, you'd drink Natalie?
>>69102959
I'M LORD BOLTON
Not enough Yara in this thread.
>>69102976
>>69103028
Who the fuck is drawing these? They're kinda super cringey.
>>69102987
It's ghiscari. A bastardization of valyrian. So it's probably also a valyrian word. Get fucked
Queen Dany from Unburnt: Let it burn!
>>69103039
Stannis is alive
>>69103057
too much now, thanks
>>69102901
>>69102987
>>Mhysa isnt a Valyrian word
Not this shit again.
Mhysa is a loanword from Ghiscari into Valyrian. Saying it's not a Valyrian word is like saying hamburger is not an English word because it's also a German one.
>>69102610
I doubt he'll be warmongery, just maybe ready to get shit done. Probably won't even kill the traitors for the lack of manpower.
I hope he is at least a little bit insane though. Not super edgy or anything, just perhaps hearing voices, seeing shit and paranoid as fuck or something. At least change him a bit or what was the point of killing him off. Might as well have just shown ToJ right away.
>>69103039
>putting based Alfie Allen in morbid tier.
>>69103039
Jaime, Theon..
>>69102644
10/10
>>69102957
hodor?
Was making the Moon Door a yawning pit instead of a regular fucking hallway door the biggest improvement to the show that Dabid ever made?
Howland Reed is the High Sparrow
>>69103051
Yes. If she didnt charge too much.
>>69103057
wasnt asha at least kinda hot in the books
what if Ghost warged into Jon and we will have Jon walking around licking his paws all the time?
>>69103094
I didn't even know it was supposed to be a normal door.
>>69103094
killing stannis was but that is a a close second
>>69103094
The old design is way better.
Imagine how many people went to take a piss in the middle of the night and just stumbled out.
>>69103094
Depends. If done right, a door on the wall can be cool. I just haven't seen it drawn right yet.
But yes, the floor moon door is probably the only original design the show has done better than the book
>>69103060
They use the valyrian word for mother in the very next scene.
At least i'm trying to give a in world explanation for their shit lazy writing.
>>69103057
>nipples on cuirass
>>69103090
>one-armed-has-been and castrated bitchboy
>based
>>69103057
Book Asha a literal qt short haired princess.
>yfw it turns out that the reason Hodor is the way he is because he was at the Tower of Joy with Ned and got injured there
>>69103094
It makes no sense structurally. It implies the castle is floating, or built with super strong materials that are unlikely to be present in the got universe.
>>69102978
>>69103051
That shit is tasty. Mmmmm.
Bow you shits!
>>69103094
If it isn't a moon-shaped hole in the ground, then why is it called the moon door? Does it align with the moon's ascension on the builder's birthday or some shit?
>GRRM goes full contrarian after seeing season 6 and doesn't ressurect Jon
d&d's face when?
which character is most similar to you irl
sam tarly here, only i'm not fat and am a virgin
>>69103109
It was more her actions that made her hot.
>>69103195
It's just an arch m8
>>69103094
What is moon door?
>>69103058
Deviantart.
>>69103220
They won't give a hot gay fuck. By the time the books are out, the show is over and they make their shekels.
>>69102644
>before you make me rue the day I raped your mother.
Aren't these supposed to be implying that the writing on the left is superior? This is SSFHSITG-tier bad GRRM writing.
>>69103094
Why would you kill a man with a sword before throwing him out of the moon door?
>>69103222
definitely Euron Greyjoy, we're both dark, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor
>>69103222
I don't know, maybe Sansa, except I like sadists
>>69103109
She's a really feminine tomboy, kinda. She can keep up with the Ironborn but doesnt pretend to be a dude.
2nd favorite POV after Jaime.
>>69103136
DABID AND GOLLUM hate fantasy elements though...
Why did they make the Children of the Forrest look like teenagers dressed as Pokémon for season 6?
There was literally nothing wrong with the way they looked before
>>69102670
the whole city fucking hates Dany's regime mate
it's like when european muslims don't report jihadists they've seen, because they secretly sympathise with them
>>69103094
I don't understand the geometry of it. Wouldn't making it a pit mean that the entire great hall is suspended ten feet above a sheer drop? How is that sustainable?
>>69103246
That would explain it.
>>69103261
Bronn had a lot of loyalty for a hired sword
>>69103191
>He would have killed me but for Wylis.
>>69103288
fuck you and your meme response
i bet you are like loras irl
>>69103297
No they don't. Normies love dragons and ice zombies and shit.That's why the show has gotten progressively filled with it.
Boy that totally suck how Lord Bolton was poisoned by his enemies right?
So who's next in line for the throne after Tommen dies?
>>69103008
What ever happened to her?
And Rickon?
what's happening?
>>69103052
Lol
>>69103319
>Hodor killed Arthur Dayne
why would anyone want to take the throne away from Tommen, he's literally the most based king so far, literally did nothing wrong
Is it foolish at this point to assume that Davos has more purpose to his actions than we're led to believe?
I don't know what he could be doing, but the purposefulness of what he's done and said would really suggest that he's up to more than we're shown (oh I kind or liked Jon, hey Melly use your magic for him).
We haven't even seen him grieve for Stannis (his liege lord and friend that he was totally devoted to) or Shireen (his friend). And not only that, but I'm certain even still in the show he has SOME family left surviving.
It's honestly still somehow hard to believe that Davos has been such an oversight. We saw more grief from fucking Melly.
>>69103345
Margaery
>>69103345
Whoever the fuck can pay off the KG and the goldcloaks.
>>69103349
Rickon is ramseys gift next episode.
>>69103222
stannis
also, Sam isn't a virgin
>>69103349
They will be a gift to Sir Ramsay next episode
>>69103349
in the books they went to unicorn island LOL
>NAILED IT
>>69103351
I thought Reed killed Dayne with his swamp/poison tricks or something?
>>69103314
DAYNE?
>>69103345
CIA will take over right after Tommen dies.
there's literally NO BENEFIT of sitting on the iron throne and being king of westeros at this very moment. prove me wrong.
>>69103362
Does he even know what happened to Stannis or Shireen yet?
>>69103406
In the books maybe, nobody knows the exact details
>>69103394
>stannis
autist.
also he said he's Sam EXCEPT he's not fat and is a virgin. reading comprehension mate.
>>69103306
see >>69103229
You can actually see pretty clearly where the moon door's supposed to be
>>69103144
This desu
Why do People think that Davos knows what happened with Stannis or Shireen? I didnt see anyone tell him what happened
>>69103406
>>69103362
Davos probably believes that Stannis may be alive. He also hasn't had the free time to grieve yet. His wife is still alive I think.
Melly is sad mostly because she turned out to be wrong pretty much the entire time and did more bad than good.
>>69103222
Renly of course.
We're both charismatic leader among men and sexy. ;)
>>69103222
Darkstar, we're both of night
>>69103335
No LSH
No accurate nobility armour and clothing
1% of prophecies in the show
No Dawn
Hardly any Ghost until now
No fake lightbringer
No real use of glamours outside of a cheap shock
etc.
>>69103354
Never did anything right either. We need a leader, not a puppet figurehead.
>>69103306
See:>>69103229
The castle looks way too built up for my taste. I always imagined it as a moderate ancient castle built on a flat piece of mountain, with earth shipped up to cover the bare rock. Not a huge domed-church-looking thing masterfully built between two mountains.
>>69102644
Roose Bolton is one of my favorite characters in the books and in the show. Roose actually gets more screentime in the show than he gets facetime in the books. He's a cold, calculating figure who is portrayed with dignity and terrifying precision by Michael McElhatton--a person, who aside from his piercing baby blues, does not at all resemble the Roose described in the books.
If adapting thousands of pages of fantasy, including dozens of recurring characters, into an award winning show with only roughly 10 hours of screen time per book, is a demonstration of laziness or careless trolling to you--just imagine what putting together this shitty graphic must appear to be to everyone else.
Seriously people, the books and the show are separate entities. The show makes missteps and occasionally screws up, but television is a different medium which has its own limitations and differing priorities. If you want to compare, do it thoughtfully with that in mind. If you don't like the show, stop watching it.
I understand it's a joke, but the criticism of the writing is another example of book readers' condescension and inability to separate the show from the books. This isn't the first graphic of this format to appear in /got/ generals, and I've never guffawed at any of them.
I said what I did because I think the criticism that characters in the books are more fleshed out is lazy and toxic. There are plenty of characters whose journeys and scenes are better in the show than in the books (Osha, Bronn, Margaery, debatably Theon), and this is usually due to the differing priorities of the medium of television and the great casting.
I stand by what I said. It may be a joke, but it's not funny. It's also lazy, dumb criticism which has been done to death by condescending book readers.
>>69103362
Davos will kill melly later this season
What is house Crimson doing? Why has D&D ignored them in the show? Do you think Jon will go to the court of the crimson king this season?
>>69103448
>A pity the throne wasn't made out of cocks, they'd never have gotten him off of it.
>>69103222
Littlefinger.
>>69103222
Probably pre-Reeking Theon.
I'm a bit of a dick and flaunt my sex life too much because I'm secretly insecure and really want to prove my masculinity to my friends because I was a shy kid.
>>69103362
Davos has no ulterior motives if thats what you are thinking
Hes just there to carry this awkward transition into reborn Jon because they know the audience likes him, everything he does is just fucking likable. Davos scenes are literally carrying S6 so far
I just hope theres more good stuff for Liam to do after Jon is back
>>69103229
How did they build that palace up there?
How is that thing survives an earthquick?
No sing of agriculture what do they eat?
That place looks soo easy to siege just cut the ways in and they will starve to death
>kill off a fan favourite character in a ballsy move to end a season
>2 episodes in to new season
>j/k guys lol if you have been stabbed to death by 10 people and rotted for day(s) a witch can fix it in 5 mins :)
>entire fan base gigglysquees as their husbando wakes up
so fucking lame
>>69103222
Bloodraven. Total fucking shut in.
>>69103335
Dragons and white walkers are literally the only magical element they left in. Probably because they had to. They've gone on record as saying they hate prophecy/magic.. so everything that they could take out, they did.
>>69102644
those AAAAAAAH SAVE ME lines gets me every time
>>69103483
>Thinking DABID won't give him brain damage and disown Stannis and forgive the red bitch cuz muh Jon
>>69103495
Are you currently being tortured and had your dick cut off in someone phsycopaths sex dungeon?
>>69103394
Kys
>>69103222
>>69103489
Keep your disgusting show trash dialogue to yourself. It is crass.
>>69103532
Except for shadow demon, children of the forest throwing fireballs, Beric coming back to life and the fire sword, Qarth magic.
>>69103546
pre-Reeking Theon I did clarify.
i will not meme with you.
>>69103468
It is described as small but elaborate with slender towers though.
Like a smaller Neuschwanstein.
>>69103427
You would have thought that over the course of at least a day that Melisandre or at least her actions (and even being there) would tell him that all is lost for him and Stannis.
I don't get it, they showed one sad expression of his and then absolutely nothing since - not even a mention. He's his Hand and exceptionally loyal servant, shouldn't he at the very least be behaving as though he's lost everything? He's acting as though he doesn't care and has a job to do - so could it be that Stannis and he talked more at Castle Black/the march than we know or that he's up to something?
>>69103302
Even Europeans themselves don't report it because they don't want to be seen as racists.
>>69103362
Davos never got confirmation that Stannis is dead.
Remember that he didn't have an appreciation for the situation Stannis was in, and wouldn't have known how fucked the army was.
It makes sense for him to at least have a small hope that Stannis or Shireen might be alive.
It also makes sense that a known Stannis man going round Bolton territory without any backup is incredibly stupid, which is why he didn't ride off immediately.
>Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night
What did he mean by this?
>>69103592
I always imagined it like so.
>>69103617
He wanted to indicate to any children in the vicinity that his actions aren't motivated by emotional causes.
>>69103594
No. it is just bad writing.
>>69103617
He was telling everyone he's a true son of Dorne
>>69102568
fuck off you faggots
>>69103351
Nah, he just stumbled into the path of a swing that would have killed Ned. Arthur hesitated, feeling sick at himself and brought to tears for having killed such a hapless young fool. Ned took advantage of that to shove his sword through the back of Arthur's head.
"Guess you should have been called Sword of The Mourning. " quips Ned.
>>69103583
.. like I said, all things that they couldn't take out. That's nothing compared to what's going on in the books.
>qarth magic
get the fuck out. qarth was shit in every way in the show cause they gutted everything that made it interesting
>>69103611
That doesn't fit with his character's complete devotion, though, ane in any case absolutely NONE of that is demonstrated in the show. Davos hasn't shown any emotion - conflicted or otherwise - since Melisandre's return scene.
>>69103672
hi.
>>69103351
>Hodor
>H o D o R
>H owlan D R eed
>>69103680
I'm just surprised they axed the half-boob dresses. It is HBO, after all.
>>69103362
It's just lazy writing. Davos wanted jon rezzed because the writers wanted and needed it to happen.
>>69103672
Why?
>>69103683
Davos has Jon to leach off now. He doesn't care about Stannis anymore.
>>69103704
im surprised we didnt get sweets or a tranny character equivalent, it is HBO after all
>>69103628
>>69103592
>>69103468
GRRM has said this picture is the closest to what he's imagined the castle looking like.
>>69102644
Book Roose is little more than a cartoon villain and this image proves exactly why.
You're a faggot.
>>69103704
Qarth was filmed in Morroco where they're all prunes.
>>69103679
>tfw it happens
Hodor's taken a vow, much like the Zombie Mountain, to never say a word except for Hodor until Howland Reed comes back. Also in ep. 3, Howland Reed wargs into Dayne before Dayne is about to finish off Ned
PS: Howland is just some midget dude
>>69103702
brienne - cuts her own throat with oathkeeper
cersei - jumps from the red keep
sansa - takes meme potion
danny - suicide by dragon
tirion - methanol poisoning
jorah - hangs himself
jamie - suicide by faith militants
arya - drowning
bran - wargs into hodor and strangles himself
Do you think those would be their choices?
Would you add any?
>>69103775
Theon- jump into the sea.
>>69102824
direct shitpost
>>69103222
Stannis.
I know what I deserve and what I'm capable of. I'm well aware of all the things that have been robbed from me. I value honesty over social niceties. I have an extraordinary resolve and will never give up. I have a sense of justice and duty.
>>69103679
kek
Funniest quotes:
>The part where Jaime talks to Ryman Frey's whore, who's wearing Robb's crown:
>"Lady? I'm no lady. I'm the queen."
>"My sister will be surprised to hear that."
>"Lord Ryman crowned me his very self. I am the queen o' whores."
>No, Jaime thought, my sweet sister holds that title too.
>"I am not without mercy," thundered he who was notoriously without mercy. Makes me laugh every time.
>"An admiral without ships, a hand without fingers, in service to a king without a throne. Is this a knight who comes before us, or the answer to a child's riddle?" -Leona Woolfield
>"We will defend the wall to the last man!" said Cotter Pyke. "Probably me." Said Dolorous Edd, in a resigned voice.
>"The night is dark and full of turnips."
>"He is Azor Ahai, born amidst salt and smoke."
>"What, is he a ham?"
>"See, lad, that's why he's king and I'm not. I can outdrink, outfight, and outsing him, and my member's thrice the size o' his, but Mance has cunning."
>“The woman had a terrible temper , and she put up quite the fight when I laid hands on her. It was all I could do to carry her home and get her out o’ them furs, but when I did, oh, she was hotter even than I remembered, and we had a fine old time, and then I went to sleep. Next morning when I woke the snow had stopped and the sun was shining, but I was in no fit state to enjoy it. All ripped and torn I was, and half me member bit right off, and there on me floor was a she-bear’s pelt. And soon enough the free folk were telling tales o’ this bald bear seen in the woods, with the queerest pair o’ cubs behind her. Har!” >He slapped a meaty thigh. “Would that I could find her again. She was fine to lay with, that bear. Never was a woman gave me such a fight, nor such strong sons neither.”
>“What could you do if you did find her?” Jon asked, smiling. “You said she bit your member off.”
>“Only half. And half me member is twice as long as any other man’s.” Tormund snorted.
>Brienne loses her king and goes on to be plot advancer number one, killing whomever and doing whatever the writers want on her ebin adventure
Will Davos be the same now he's a knight without his king?
>>69103362
It was painfully obvious from the previous season that Davos really took a liking to Jon. I have no idea why bookautists find him wanting Melly to resurrect Jon so hard to grasp.
>>69103803
i kind of find theon: suicide by ramsay more plausible
>>69103406
Pretty sure he stabs him in the back while Ned is fighting him.
>Stannis.
>I know what I deserve and what I'm capable of. I'm well aware of all the things that have been robbed from me. I value honesty over social niceties. I have an extraordinary resolve and will never give up. I have a sense of justice and duty.
>>69103835
Maybe. At least right now he's still likable.
>>69103473
Theon is way better in the books. We don't witness his torture first hand, but other than that his character is a lot more complicated and had a lot more agency than on the show. On the show he's really pitiful from the start, where as in the books he was proud and handsome though secretly very insecure, and undergoes a lot of transformation over the course of his story.
>>69103775
Sand Snakes: spread poison on their labia and then lez each other to death
Last one to die says with her last breath "Now that's what I call bad poosy"
>>69103509
He goes to bear island, probably to get support for Jon, I think Sansa is there too.
>>69103831
I don't remember these quotes in the TV show
>>69103859
No, see >>69103764
Arthur Dayne isn't that retarded, Howland forced his hand via warging
>>69103229
The Eyrie looks like an absolute nightmare to invade unless you have some sort of catapult.
this old fart is going to sit on the Iron throne
>>69103878
hot
??????????
>>69103628
That's basically the same as the show except it's got a highly-built-up steeple-church instead of dome-church.
>>69103735
This looks cramped and squat enough to me, since the outer wall at the front would be built up just to lend support to the other pieces, not to make a taller castle.
>>69103039
jaime and pod.
>>69103841
Because it makes no sense from an in world perspective. It should have been Melly making claims she could revive Jon while Davos and others are skeptical.
Does anybody else no longer care about the characters and povs after E02 except for Tormund, Blackfish, old Howland and Night's King?
Even surviving chars I previously liked since first appearance like Jaqen and High Sparrow are no longer interesting. They seem less human with indie motives and more talking puppets playing out a role for the privileged pov char arcs.
>>69103517
truly.
>>69103617
>ima white boi tryna be wuz and kong
>>69102766
>>69102834
I'd rather fuck the guy one the left. N-no homo.
>>69103911
d-different angle
>>69103775
Varys - arranges his own assassination
>>69103057
>yfw this is a 8/10 in bongland.
>>69103808
also middle aged, balding and cant get it up with a crane
i totally see why /got/ self inserts with stannis
>>69103903
Like he's ever going to get the nomination.
>>69103222
Satin.
>My name is tyrion and i did nothing at all in dance, ayy bby where do whores go?
what did he mean by this?
>>69103903
>implying he won't stand before the throne and order it melted down
HIGH SPARROW IS PUUUURE
>>69103878
penis inducer
>>69103946
keked desu
kinda clever
>>69103959
High Sparrow was actually voted by the people, more than the Lannisters or Tyrells can say.
>>69103940you're not alone
>>69103903
He should have faced fuck marge/cersei when they were in prison
Where are the leaks
>>69103222
depends, who is the westeros equivalent of a schizoid?
Pyat Pree?
Where is Darkstar?
>>69103967
>>69104009
faggots
>>69103903
he's going to get mountain related head disorder
>>69103222
Gerion Lannister.
My family hates my antics and I have a tendency to be never seen again.
>>69104009
me in the middle
>>69103972
Do you prefer constant dick jokes from dnd's le meme midget? Tyrion's bitter fucked up journey in dance was his best shit. You, like me and everyone else, just hate penny.
>>69103517
You must be new
>>69103886
That's the point. No fun allowed in D&D's GoT, only edgy memes and "unexpected" deaths.
>>69104038
Ghost kills Olly
Umbers give Rickon to Ramsey
>>69103831
Basically everything from Edd.
>The dead are likely dull fellows, full of tedious complaints—the ground's too cold, my gravestone should be larger, why does he get more worms than I do.
>Place was overrun with rats when we moved in. The spearwives killed the nasty buggers. Now the place is overrun with spearwives. There’s days I want the rats back
I also like Stannis' sense of humor. It's dry as fuck and I don't think anybody can actually tell when he's joking.
>Robert could piss in a cup and men would call it wine, but I offer them cold clear water and they squint in suspicion and mutter to each other about how queer it tastes.
>'Who better to command the black cloaks than a man who once commanded the gold, sire?'
>Any of you, I would think. Even the cook
