>hey Amber wanna cuddle
imma pirut y'know
Did this fucker just completely let himself go in less than 5 years? He should have gone into Clooney mode.
>>69102485
wow
>>69102540
That's my plan anyway.
Meth is one helluva drug.
BUT WHY IS ALL THE CRACK GONE
>>69102540
Yeah basically. All the smoking and drinking finally caught up 2bh.
still getting more pussy than you
He's paying alimony 150 million fucking dollar for that french cunt
He's preparing for the nosferatu reboot
>>69102843
he can afford it. he is safe from the just state. he just doesn't give a fuck anymore, also brando is his idol which proves this theory.
>>69102655
He's actually turning into Jack Sparrow.
>>69102485
why the teeth though? he should have enough money to get his fucking teeth properly fixed and not look british
I can't be the only one who imagine he smell rotten from the inside when I see these pics.
HOW DO YOU GO FROM THIS
>>69103047
Strangely oriental looking.
>>69103047
TO THIS
>alpha men get 10/10 pussy even when their looks have faded
You'll still look like a kid when you're in your 30's because you haven't lived at all. Literally zero experience, nothing important. Pretty pathetic man.
>>69103047
TO THIS
>>69103112
He kinda looks like Lani from TFS.
>>69103079
this really isn't the right place to talk to yourself my man
>>69103079
what kind of person makes these kind of posts? i always wonder. obviously it's no alpha because if you're on 4chan then you have some kind of social defect.
>>69103163
they're called "trolls" and get off on posts like yours.
>>69103190
Tell me more.
>>69103079
It wasn't a looks thing, doofus
>>69103190
I'm not a troll.
>>69102485
>the face of a man cucked by his own daughter
why golden teeth anyway?
wew
>>69103190
>>69102485
>>69103322
can't be a pirate without
>>69102746
fuck off amanda
>>69103386
He still looks better than both those geezers and that peroxide slut.
>>69103352
>>69103352
embarassing
>>69103352
>who took the photo.jpg
...well?
d-does she and her girlfriends gather at her place to figure out saucy messages to send to her old boyfriend?
>>69103352
What's the story?
>>69103550
Morning glory
>>69103550
amber heard is his girlfriend. this was from the fappening leak. apparently she sent it to him.
>>69103550
you're underaged
>>69103545
>...well?
ayyy lapt op, an asian actress
>>69102485
>>69102655
>>69103604
what an awkward balding/grey combo. the gods must hate him. no amount of wax or gel can fuck his shit back down.
>>69103690
Those are hair implants. He chose this future.
>>69102932
nah jack sparrow looked better than that
>>69103690
The gods hate him to an extent
He's also ripped, has a trophy wife and boat
Although I suppose money can get you all of those things
>>69102485
damn I cant believe the guy who played legolas looks like THAT
>>69103423
No you don't dupp, you nigger whore.
>>69102655
Why would he get gold teeth? From a distance they just look rotten.
>>69102485
JUST
>>69103112
JUST PHIL MY SHIT UP
>>69103352
>>69103545
>>69103601
>filename
it's 2016. Tripods and camera timers have been around for awhile.
>>69102485
>>69103352
She cucks him non-stop with both women and men.
>>69103352
>>69103545
>>69104627
My guess is that she was directly sending it with some messaging service using the camera of her laptop. Those usually mirror the picture, and since the direct messaging service doesn't allow you to first save the picture and flip it, she probably wrote it out mirrored so Johnny would get the readable version. The N on the book on the table also seems to be mirrored.
However, people generally always fuck up the Ns while trying to mirror-write. I assume she did the same thing a few times.
This is all just my guess, by the way.
>>69103352
Does anybody have the webm?
>>69105221
>a threesome with these two
>two
you forgot the bull you baka!
>>69102485
Teeth and earrings: Completing scenes for Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead men tell no tales.
OR
He could be having a mental episode.
I have always wondered if he is black?
>>69105330
try to stop me ;D
>>69102540
What's the Cloony mode?
still better looking than me :(
>>69105364
don't you ever talk to me or my wife's son again
I like her dress.
>>69103604
holy fucking shit ive never seen someones shit so fucked up before
>>69105633
Nice. Bluntfu on the right btw.
Rumor has it she fugged Snyder and Momoa
Depp has been doing a fuckton of meth and drinking a shitload of booze over the past several years.
Yes, his teeth are fucked.
GIRL I'M JUST A CREEPSTER FOR YOUR LOVE
>>69105962
>meth
{{citation needed}}
>>69103352
I still don't get this, did she write the message backwards and then take the picture in a mirror just to be "quirky" or is it actual retardation?
>aussies literally forced them into making a video to say sorry to get maximum attention on the matter
in like 1 day that thing got a million views, right?
brilliant
>>69103112
Am I the only one who thinks bam doesnt look that bad? I mean i think hes far from JUST looking, just needs to lose a little weight.
>>69105221
>sucking ones strap on while the other roughly pegs you
>>69106412
>Am I the only one who thinks bam doesnt look that bad?
He looks like Phil 2.0
>>69106352
I still dont understand what that was all about. MY aussie friends seem embarrassed about it but it seems to cringe i cant get past the first few seconds.
>>69102485
Can someone JUSTify this picture?
>>69103604
>Don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>69106513
They didn't announce their dogs.
Taking animals not indigenous to a literal island is dangerous as fuck for the ecosystem
The whole thing was overblown, sure, but I think the aussie government didn't want to make it look like celebs were above the system
>>69104331
they are rotten, hence the gold caps
>>69107041
Yeah, but why GOLD caps? They still look rotten. White ones could pass as normal teeth.
>>69107080
that i cannot tell you
>>69107530
He probably thinks he's a pirate and he looks cool.
Instead he looks like a hobo with meth mouth.
>>69107708
>He probably thinks he's a pirate and he looks cool.
Have you ever seen how Johnny Depp dresses on a regular basis? Gold caps fit completely with him.
Declare EVERYTHING when you enter Australia.
>>69105184
what webm
I demand to know
>>69108492
She's in bed making a video of her telling she loves Johnny.
>“As Marlon once so beautiful f**king said to me, ‘Life is a birdsong’. That’s stuck with me...For everybody, the clock’s ticking. The main thing is whether you sit there and stare at the clock in fear of your ultimate demise – which is pointless – or you just live.”
>“First, I reached a point where I cared so much and was so diligent in terms of approaching the work...Then you get to where you care so fucking much that it gets goddam beleaguering, you know?
>“But then a great thing happens. Suddenly you care enough to not give a fuck because not giving a fuck, that’s the total liberation. Being game to try anything.”
>>69103352
>she's a top
based
>>69102485
What happened to his teeth?
>>69103579
Underrated post
>>69109484
Being a smoker for 35 years does that.
>>69105392
Looking better/good past your 40s. George Clooney wasn't really handsome until he got older
>>69109397
how gay do you have to be to refer to a woman as a "top?" holy shit
He idealized his friend Hunter S Thompson and tried to copy his attitude on life
>>69110147
Agreed.
She's clearly a power bottom
>>69106583
>don't fuck me or my son's shit up ever again
>>69110155
The life of cocaine and Chivas Regal all day long
>>69103047
Is Ninth Gate worth watching? I have no plans for tonight so I just wanna get comfy and watch something new.
>>69109138
why do men allow their hairlines to get this bad? if i can even call them "men".
>>69102485
Bloated, sweaty looking face
Looks like the effects of alcoholism, same thing happened to Richard Burton and Oliver Reed
>>69110155
To be fair its paid off pretty well for him in everything but his looks and even then he's pretty decent about cramming back into semi-shape when he needs to do a movie.
>is gf is a legit kinky 10/10
>she likely brings home other females and men too if Depps into that for both of em to fuck regularly
As long as he doesn't go full Brando and have locks put on the fridge or eats an entire bird species into extinction he should be good
>>69103352
>Tonto roleplaying
The fuck?
>>69110294
>Is Ninth Gate worth watching?
Very much so.
>>69110525
>dat feel when you'll never experience Amber on top with the white cowboy hat and eye mask on
>>69103112
he looks like a super heavyweight geared powerlifter
>>69109026
>my name is Johnny
>will never experience a girl like that no matter how much effort i put in (no whores)
>>69103068
literally has indian blood in him (hence the poor beard growth)
cowboys & indians indian, not poo in loo indian
>>69110294
good movie and comfy
>>69110975
He looks like a Jap being polite before raping the help of a Chinese rich house in Nanking who have been left to watch the house.
>>69110892
Don't give up, anon.
Just don't become a horrible person.
there is still hope
>>69112207
That's actually hella respectable.
>>69112207
god-like
>>69110147
There is literally nothing gay about letting a woman fuck you in the ass.
>>69113308
it's a little gay
>>69112207
All he did was grow out is hair and beard and put on some make up
>>69113475
He also lost a ton of weight.
>>69105633
I like her clavicle.
>>69113325
I guess but I don't care
>>69102485
>not a single drop of rum, amber baby, i swear.
>tfw you will never deflower peak Winona
;_;
>>69112207
He used to be so ashamed of himself that he stopped pointing. I'm glad he is able to point again.
>>69114470
>he stole her virginity
>she stole his Rum
>>69103604
lmao how fucked can one man's shit get? it's like he styled his hair with Chernobyl
>>69114470
lucky guy
>>69112207
What? He still looks like shit.
>>69114470
>Johnny Depp is her first everything
No wonder she's so fucked up. She started at the top and spiraled down.
>chloe moretz thread deleted after 30 replies
>this thread has been up literally all day
(You)
>>69103112
Holy fuckin shit JUST. Is this doctored at all?
>>69103352
If you've seen that video of her talking to the deppster from a hotel room bed naked, it's honestly really embarrassing. I felt sorry for Johnny watching it. It just so so silly, unsexy, and bad.
>>69103112
dumb /sp/ poster
>>69110395
I find it strange how you would even imply that Depp could be bi or gay. For what reason? What are you doing nigger?
is johnny depp even white?
>>69104957
Hot
>>69110294
Good fucking album right there m8
>>69114470
>>69116028
>“i’d die for her. i love her so much. i love her almost more than i love myself” - johnny depp on winona ryder (1989)
>she breaks it off, 1993 (though i've also read it was mutual)
> cut to 2016...
>at 44, Noni is sipping from the fountain of youth and Johnny just looks like an old shoe on the side of the parkway kek
>Noni currently lives in San Fran in a comfy house with her non-famous handsome boyfriend, supposedly "content" with life
>at 52, Johnny is trying to retain his youth by fucking a vapid blonde model, still covers tabloids for smuggling puppies and then makes cringe apology
its kinda sad for him but he's a wanker anyway
>“The split in 1993 was during the filming of Ed Wood and there were days he would come crying, I felt so bad. I asked him why it happened but all he said was, ‘It wasn’t her fault, it was mine.’ And when he met Kate in January of 94, it wasn’t the same as Winona. I felt weird to be around him like he wasn’t acting like Johnny anymore. It’s almost like Winona took Johnny’s soul, Johnny’s love.” - Tim Burton
>>69118750
um Amber isn't vapid
That's v. rude
>>69103386
Alice Cooper looks like someone's crazy homeless granny.
>>69103352
fucking DIAMONDS
>>69118848
anon, you're right, I don't know that much about her other than she seems very attractive and likes terriers. still, its funny that they're a couple.
>>69110892
Just hang on in there, Johnny boy. You'll find love this year.
>>69118750
WILLY WONKA?
JOHNNY WANKER.
>>69110155
to be fair hunter was a 100% sick cunt
>>69119106
>>69106587
>Taking animals not indigenous to a literal island is dangerous as fuck for the ecosystem
Australians confirmed for pussies
