You are in charge of writing the horror film with those 4 actors. What's the story?
>>69102428
This thread got some decent replies last time
Eric Robers and Seagal are ex-CIA agents on the hunt for Dano, who seduced and cucked Brendan.
>>69102471
There were 2 already:
>>69061794
>>69067955
Roberts - Dracula
Fraser - Frankenstein's monster
Dano - Jack-O'-Lantern man
Segal - Van Helsing
>Seagal and THE CLASSIC are detectives on na hunt after a serial killer
>Eric Roberts is the serial killer
>JUST is the father of one of the victims who is constantly trying to help the detectives, and eventually he decides to take JUSTice into his own hands
>>69102428
>JUST
>muh navy seel
>working for fuck all
>looking that effeminate
They're already living it.
>>69102428
they're all retired cia/fbi agents who are on holiday together
then a zombie terrorist osama bin laden comes back to haunt them at their hotel resort, and an army of undead terrorists rises
I guess it'd be an action-horror.
Steven Seagal is a slasher known as "the Birthday Snatcher", and the others get murdered one by one as they try to stop him.
>>69102428
Steven Seagal as himself, plays the role of a mad scientist who invents a "birthday snatcher" capable of stealing people's birthdays and returning them to their youth.
Top right motherfucker plays the guinea pig who is experimented on and has 40 of his birthdays snatched. His young transformation is played by bottom left.
Brendan Frasier also playing himself, having just been denied the lead role in the Mummy Reboot for being too old. journeys out on an adventure to steal the birthday snatcher from Seagal and harness its power to return him to his Mummy 1 prime.
Action packed hilarity ensues that the whole family can enjoy.
>>69102676
>top right
>bottom left
>>69102428
There is an acting gig and these 4 are the candidates. One by one they are being killed off so they can get a job.it was m night shyamalan all along
>>69102733
I don't know anything about cinema im just here for the memes.
>>69102795
They are memes
A guy with Brendan Fraser's levels of just, Seagal's weight and capacity to morph into etnicities, Eric Robert's hability to appear anywhere like Jason and Classic's face is out to kill people, once he kills them, he eats them in search of soul. His original soul was stolen after divorce.
simple
>The devil is snatching brendans birthday and need exorcising
>dano plays dano sayin jesus stuff
>roberts plays a ghostbuster
>seagal wants to know what the devil did to you know who and helps
>ruby wax plays the wife (the actual scary part of the film)
>>69102428
Eric Roberts plays everyone in "JUST snatch my motherfucking classic"
>>69103174
stupid shit like this doesn't work on /tv/ we're too smart
just wait and see you wont get a single reply
>>69103174
I BELIEVE
A man (Paul Dano) undergoes a traumatic accident that leaves his wife and son dead. To cope with the loss, his personality fragments into three parts - super spy Griffin Strom (Steven Seagal), sad sack Luis Glum (Brendan Frasier) and smarmy ladies man Lance Slick (Eric Roberts). As the man tries to move on with his life, his multiple personalities dispense advice and help and hinder him along the way.
>>69103174
my memes are already real fuck off with your mickey mouse bullshit
eric roberts is the director of cia
just and every motherfuckers birthday are men in black hunting danny because he accidentally accessed the cia database when he used his hacker friends laptop and saw things he wasnt supposed to see
regardless of how well he hides they somehow always find him because of voice and facial recognition software and he eventually figures out what you have to avoid but eric roberts is always one step ahead
>>69103266
IT'S HAPPENING
>>69103717
>>69103267
Would watch
>>69102428
Dano is alcoholic ex child porn actor who suffers head trauma and finds he now commands the departed souls of his pornographic tormentors when aroused. Fraser is a journalist investigating the subsequent body count.
>>69102521
Lel. Would watch
roberts - police chief
fraser - boyfriend of murdered girl falsely accused
seagal - indian shamen who knows some ghostly shit is going down and tries to perform an injun ceremony to banish it but gets killed
dano - the killer. a spooky ghost.
>>69103174
I BELIEVE
Literally just follow them with cameras for a week
>>69102428
>>69102509
>heist movie
>romcom
>horror film
Is there anything they can't do?
>>69103174
I BELIEVE
>>69102428
They take her.
>>69104253
Would wach
>>69102521
That would be awesome.
Hi /tv/, Eric Roberts here. I've already filmed all my scenes for these movies you're proposing. I'm waiting in Runescape world 1 at Lumbridge for my payment of 500 gp
All are part of a powerful family/billionaires who are part of a pedo ring except Dano who is Brendans son and has idea about the pedo stuff.The spirit of one of the Kids they raped and killed comes back and starts killing their children in horrific ways. You don't know that this is what is happening at first but Dano investigates and finds out near the end of the movie and then kills his dad thereby giving the spirit peace, (other dudes are killed too). This saves Dano and his sexy little sister who can be played by Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
Possible twist, right at the end Dano is also a pedo, subtly hint at Dano molested his sister when they were younger or something like that.
>>69102428
>all 4 are fbi agents looking for a serial killer
>Dano is the scared rookie
>it was all a ruse as Dano turns out to be the serial killer and one by one kills them all
>gets away with it
>CLASSIC
>>69103174
I BELIEVE
