>show has violence
>get scared
>turn tv off and listen to calming music
are you a gril?
PUUUUUSSSSSSSSYYYYYYY
>>69100426
>awkward moment in a show
>pause
>stand up, pace around the room
>>69102224
No, but I am a pussy like this anon says >>69102238
I'm just really sensitive. 90% of the shows I watch are children's cartoons.
>>69102262
>London
what? are you muslim?
>>69102285
>mutter to myself "this is reddit, this is memes" over and over again
>>69102288
to be quite fukeng honest with you familiaman i'm really glad that there still left people like you in this fucked up violent world.
>>69102288
What do you do when you see a homeless man?double dubs
>>69102345
I don't remember the last time I saw a homeless man. I don't go out much.
One time there was a homeless man looking in our recycling bin for cans and stuff and I gave him some bottles that we were going to give to a recycling plant later. He didn't say thank you for some reason. He just took the bottles and walked away without a word.
My dad got angry with me afterwards, not because I gave away the bottles (we weren't gonna get much from it anyway), but because he was worried the homeless man would hurt me, but I never thought that would happen. I still think I did the right thing there.
>>69102285
>cringey scene in a movie
>get up and walk around rotating arms
>reeeee reeeee
>something triggers me
>have autistic reaction
>do something even more silly
>go to friend's house for friday the 13th marathon when i was a kid
>have to go home at night
>nervous, start to run
>get even more scared when running
>panicking
>forget that my parents locked the door so i could use my key to open when i got home at night
>banging on the door in confusion, waking up the neighborhood before remembering my key
>desperately try to unlock as if some monster is running to get me
>have to explain myself the next morning
i told them some creep was running after me
>>69102426
you probably have rabies now i hope it was worth it
>>69102426
You seem like a nice person anon
>watch porn
>everything's fine
>watch two people kiss in tv show/movie
>have to look away and wait for it to end
>tfw can't watch shows or movies with Nudity when my parents are home because they will ALWAYS walk in and see it and assume I'm watching porn.
>>69103262
I feel you.
>>69100426
Do Europeans actually do this?
>watching daredevil
>sudden forced romance with annoying as fuck blonde chick
>every scene is them doing "love" shit
FUCK OFF
>>69103533
it ends pretty quickly tho
>>69103513
I thought that was an american :^)
>>69102426
i want to hug you, anon
>>69100426
>show has people
>get a panic attack
>lose consequence for a time
>character gets made fun Of
>cheer "yeah what a loser"
>remember I was that loser
Movies were supposed to be escapisim
>>69102285
I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this.
>>69102426
i love u
>>69100426
>>69102288
>>69102342
>>69102345
>>69102426
>>69102537
I know this is all fake probably, but today was not a good day.
And I needed this. Put a smile on my face.
>>69102285
I just FF through it.
A good example of awkward is anytime they sing in The Office US. So fucking pointless and jarring
>>69103484
umm
could you uhhhhh...
DELETE THIS
>romantic or intimate scene in a movie
>get filled with longing
>have to pause and let the feeling subside
>>69103484
>swn nibble your earlobe
;_;
>character voices incorrect claim or viewpoint
>have to pause and refute them out loud as if they were in the room
>>69105553
>that feel
also
>character says something glurgey or overly sentimental
>say "oh fuck you" out loud
>>69105604
>protagonist does or says something i disagree with
>get mad and turn off the kino and do something else
i guess this is what happens when you play childrens video games for 10 years
>>69104517
idk what the fuck you mean but no i am not fucking fake
>>69104517
I'm glad I made you happy.
People usually don't like it when I'm a pussy. They make fun of me because I can't watch the same shows or movies as them.
>>69102285
Ive done this
>>69103484
Ill die alone fuck
>>69100426
>See something cringey
>Say some random shit out loud to take my mind off it, usually a swear word
>Do this automatically
Every fucking time.
>>69106150
Me too.
>>69106235
this is how you develop tourette's syndrome. soon enough you'll be shouting swear words every time you feel uncomfortable
>>69106365
Is this true? Because as far as I'm concerned Tourette's syndrome is completely involuntary.
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>>69106150
>>69106333
;_;
>>69108019
>tfw i literally cant look into her eyes
this is related to television and film because im one of the people normies write into their stories to make fun of and stuff
>>69102285
everyone who does this is literally autistic, kys
>>69102285
are you me? I do this literally any time there's sexual tension in a moviewhat's it like to have a girl like you? ;__;
>>69108149
why can't you look into the eyes anon.
>>69102288
>90% of the shows I watch are children's cartoons.
Do you watch that show that must not be named, the one starring petite equines?
>>69108182
>kys
Back to YouTube
>>69108302
I used to but I got bored of it fast.
>>69108149
>see a foreign movie
>don't know much about it
>there's a teenage boy and girl that fall in love and have sex throughout a summer in it
>get upset becasue i am hideous and autistic and have never had a woman, much less in my teenage years when you're supposed to fall in love and have sex for the first time
>throw my remote into the wall in rage
>scream AAAAAGGGGGGGGHGGAHHA WHHHYYYYYYYYYYY loudly
>throw my sofa pillows all over the place in a crying rage tantrum
>calm down, cry for minutes
>go on with my day
>unable to watch coming-of-age movies from now on
>turn off movies and shows that contain anything related to teenage love and sex
this literally happened. it has happened earlier, but not as intense
i need help
>>69108019
> Your Amazon order of [Wellington Puritan 28764 Twisted Manila Rope] has shipped.webm
heh
>>69108149
>lets just delete everyone's comments because it triggers my autism since it may not be /tv/ related
>you can't say what I don't want you to say
fuck you, fuck the mods, and fuck the janitors
>>69108445
except you're not supposed to have sex until marriage
>>69108347
Which was your favorite?
Let me guess: Yellowquiet?
>>69108445
its OK anon, I feel the same way and can't watch those kinds of movies because I break down, cry, and then consider suicide
>>69108516
only people like me tell themselves that to feel better about being lonely virgins
>>69108019
Holy fUck DELETE THIS
>>69100426
..........I don't even think you were meant to be alive.Very serious.
>>69108019
Have I insulted you in some way? Is there any reason in particular that makes you want me to kill myself so often?
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU JERK
JUST STOP
>fap to a webm of a quality nude scene
>always finish during that one brief instant it's 100% man on screen
>>69108557
no it's not ok goddammit, i am slowly losing touch of reality and i am not functioning at all. i'm starting to slip. i want to kill myself but my parents are still alive and they don't deserve to outlive me, they've been good to me.
like i have to stay away from certain media because they "trigger" me with stories and pictures of attractive young couples
and i used to make fun of triggering.
>>69108684
we can't all win in the game of life, its OK to feel that way and I'm glad you're strong enough to not give in to suicide
>>69108671
>tfw I do this too and think I might be gay because of it
>main character is revealed to have gf
>can no longer empathize with the story
>turn off tv
>>69108744
game is rigged anyway
>>69108684
I saw someone write this on r9k a few months or years ago and it stuck out:
>I can't believe that sex is real. Like I mean, the idea of being actually in the flesh naked with someone and being so physical with them is just hard for me to wrap my head around. I watch porn of course but it is like some detached world that doesn't really exist, like say when you watch a science fiction or fantasy film. I'll be 27 in a few days and at this point if I got the chance I think I would turn it down
>>69109197
that literally used to be me until I actually got laid
>>69102324
This is my favorite copy and paste
>>69102426
If you were only a qt grill :3
>>69109197
well that's not quite like me since i've had intimate relations, but still.
>>69109197
Fuck I'm 27 myself and I kinda feel this way, though I don't think I would turn down sex, probably I'll just miss the opportunity altogether by being a sperglord. It's almost the same thing though.
>tfw i'm a literal schizoid and still relatively socially adjusted compared to you guys
wew
>>69109648
that's what your schizophrenia is telling you.
>>69109648
>tfw a crazy person has a social life and probably has been laid before and you're a social reject with no mental issues
>>69109710
thats not the same thing m8
>>69100426
>show has qt girl who's in love
>become sad
>turn tv off and cry
>>69109744
how you you know? you have schizophrenia.
>>69109942
fuck off sperg
>>69109992
which voice is saying that?
>>69110018
your moms
>>69110045
that's whta your schioophrenia is teeling you.
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>>69110102
>>69109197
This is how I feel...
>something exciting happens
>get too stressed out, pace around the room
>start acting the scene out, e.g: hiding around corners and pretending to shoot people
>watch it again once I've got all that out of my system
>show has violence
>go murder a bunch of people
Things that never happened.
>someone says/does something cool
>pause the film/episode
>imagine it's me doing it
Is it autism?
>>69103484
Let's pretend that people don't have picky sleeping habits and another person rolling/moving blankets/snoring wouldn't ever bug anyone ever.
>>69108557
I feel the same way, but I do watch those movies, becuase sometimes it feels good to cry. Also, I'd rather experience vicariously through those movies then never feel it at all
>>69108019
>read filename
>associate image with tying up and raping the girl
Damn it feels good to not be a mentally ill suicidal faggot.
>>69110374
yeah that is the only autism posted here that i know from myself
>>69109712
>mfw I'm not even a social reject, but still have yet to have an intimate relationship
Maybe I should go gay?
>>69106365
.#broscience #howstuffworks #epic
>>69103262
>watch professional porn
>everything's fine
>watch amateur softcore porn made by couple
>prepare my shotgun
>>69108656
Brother I am in just as much pain as you,_,
>>69100426
autism.
>>69108182
>kys
Fucking kill yourself.
>>69110374
>someone says/does something cool
>record myself doing those things
>edit it in the movie so it looks like I'm in the movie
>>69110374
eh not really
>>69103484
>touching your partner while you sleep
get the fuck off me I;m trying to get comfy
>monster movie
>monster finally appears
>pause and start walking around imitating its mannerism and voice
>start dripping saliva on carpet if it's an Alien movie
>>69111483
>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>>69112231
>>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
That right there might be the reason you're lonely, anon.
Not trying to kick you while you're down, just troubleshooting.
>>69108149
Maybe you should see a therapist, anon.
I'm not gonna say everything's gonna be alright, but in most cases there's possibility for improvement.
I mean, look at this fucking guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2c9r0BSBv8
If he can, why can't you?
>some stupid anti-racism or anti-sexism theme forced into the movie
Leave that shit in the after school specials.
media is pretty bad for you in general
you aren't in the wrong OP. humans aren't supposed to be exposed to this much pointless drama, decadance and violence that they now think is normal and applicable to their lives.
>>69112866
I don't follow.
>>69111483
This webm...
>>69112981
he couldn't look her in the eyes either and he didnt get any punani, he's still an alpha tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKeiJ3igXg
>>69113260
>tfw I got depressed after watching the webm
>>69112086But you're how I get comfy
>>69109942
>schizophrenia
>real
>>69111483
i feel anxiety watching this
>>69111483
I'm assuming she was talking about his penis2cute4me
dumb sad-posters
>>69108019
jesus christ...
>>69113814
>tfw don't watch shows like game of thrones and Spartacus because they're disturbing to me
Tell me I'm not alone here
>>69108019
thats deep 4 me
>>69113943
Same. I hate violent movies, can't watch 'em.
>>69113943
I can't even watch most dramas because seeing people angry with each other and yelling, like what happens in most dramas, is enough to make me uncomfortable.
>>69113943
>friend gets me to watch the season finale of game of thrones with him
>head_getting_smushed.mov
>shaking for an hour afterwards
>could hear his screams for days
>>69114338
same, that shit was posted all over /tv/ and i couldn't browse this place for days
>>69113324
Holy shit, he handled that like a fucking champ.
No passive-aggressiveness, no lingering around to see if she changes her mind, no begging.
I know he's autistic, but fuck, that was really fucking based.
>Masturbating to pictures of beautiful women
>Can't look at them in eyes
Why is this?
give me one reason not to kill myself lads
>>69115467
more than one right here
>>69115548
>tfw every single one of those are going to be shit
>>69115548
i asked for reasons NOT to kill myself anon
>>69115467
Because there is going to be virtual reality within 20 years that feels like you're actually there.
>>69115665
>live in the same city as this qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmyGURNxyHU
>>69115841
you should stalk her
>>69115884
not my type, I already have oneitis with another girl.
>>69115467
Rouge One
