>own personal TARS for home use
What would it do?
I would finally know what's it like to have a friend.
>>69100352
not be able to get anywhere my house is small as fuck
cook pizza???
>humor to 101%
>>69100352
>humor level 100
>teach him to shitpost on 4chins
Bring me to work while I snooze another 15 minutes
Let me snack on it
>>69100352
Could TARS run Crysis?
TARS what's your current meme setting while browsing on /tv/
>>69101279
I am guessing it would have the power of top of the line computer, but I think it's graphic card would be... intel onboard.
>>69101298
>currently over nine-thousand.
>>69101298
S U C C
>>69100352
help me shitpost
>"tars, call that guy a faggot"
>>69100373
oh
>>69100352
download and organize all my porn. Get all the torrents I need and do it right so I don't get dmca'd.
>>69100352
>TARS, set Baneposting to 100%
TARS help me rape that women,
TARS find where is the closest little girl star and set course to her.
>>69101395
Ok Cooper, for you.
I wanna fuck that robot...
Be replaced by a robot actually well designed for operating in an environment built for humans
he could smother me in my sleep.
what a forgettable movie
>Tell me a funny joke xD
>>69101745
you mean bash
>>69100352
I'd connect it to the internet and have it analyze the stock market and start trading on my behalf.
"Jack me off TARS"
it would be dumbfounded by doorways because it. can't. fucking. fit. through. doorways.