Theories?
You pick a seashell up and wipe your cornhole with it
>>69086513
it's like a bidet
One is for number 1, one is for number 2 and the other is just a general cleaning.
>>69086544
Piss in a 4x4 hole?
No
>>69086585
in the future, yiss
>>69086674
How would you shit in one? The aim? I am assuming it is a flip lid so you wouldn't have space
>>69086513
There is a soap under these shells
>>69086719
What are you niggers talking about.
They are supposed to be for cleaning after taking a shit/piss for women.
They replace toilet papper, thats why he starts cursing and takes the bad words tickets to wipe his ass, because he has no clue how to use them.
They are probably some organic or even an organism that just eats all your shit when you put it under your ass or some shit OP.
It's a fucking bidet
they're bidet controls
>>69086585
No you stupid cunt.
The toilet is there and just a normal toilet but the shells are for cleaning, you activate them for different things. If you piss you activate 1 and it cleans your pisser, shit you activate number 2 and it cleans your asshole, both and you activate 3 and it cleans both but it takes longer.
can they help you get off?
>>69087269
No, int he future you need a whole VR set.
>>69087221
What if I click all 4?
>>69087288
you get an error and it asks you to click on one of the choices only.
might play a little tune too.
>>69087286
Don't we have that shit now?
>>69086513
duh
>>69087338
I'm dying
>>69087331
Yeah but that one has flashing neon lights, out of sync moans and extreme close ups.
>>69087324
What if I keep holding all 3 for 10 seconds and activate the hidden reset?
>>69087433
Your ass gets doused in used toilet water as the bowl purges its contents.
>>69087462
Who would program this?
>>69087559
Us.
Or the Jews.
The turtles are actually a living riddle.. One always tells the truth, one always tells lies, and one can only clean your poo.
>>69087672
>The turtles
You had one fucking job anon
One
>>69087672
I ask "what turtle would the turtle who can clean my poo tell me to use"
>>69086791
This makes the most sense by far of any theory
>>69087338
why poop into the first 2 shells if there's a toilet there?
>>69087754
Hey some guy in a /mu/ thread wants to know songs like that one in that sick John Wick movie where he's killing the shit out of Reek's friends in that big hot tub. You know your Stallone history so i figuired i'd ask you since you seem to got your shit together and all.
>>69086513
You use the first 2 shells to scrape your ass and the third to scrap/clean the shitty ones you used on your ass
Repeat the process if necessary
>>69086513
>all these "nu-males" trying to find the activate button on a seashell
>>69087768
The turtle sea-shell thing responds " I am the one who eats the poo".
Roll a 6 or higher for a luck check to see if it's actually the lying turtle that will mouth fuck your schfinkter leaving you clenchless.
It's a replacement for toilet paper iirc.
And there are 3 so it's obvious it's some sort of 3 step process.
So after shitting...
Shell 1 is some sort of poop magnet that sucks all of the leftover poop off your bum and into the hollow part of the shell so it doesn't get on your hand.
Shell 2 you physically rub extra close to get the very last everything out
Shell 3 you do the same but this time it leaves a nice fresh scent and also bleaches the asshole to leave it nice looking. Like crest white strips but for your butt.
You push the first one to make a stream of water erupt from a faucet down in the toilet to clean your ass. The second one flushes it all down. The third one dries your ass with an air blower.
>>69087870
The "YOUR LOVE YOUR LOVE" one?
>>69086513
Soap, rinse, dry.
>>69087338
>>69088047
I think so, he posted this. he wants songs like it. but all i listen to is shitty metal and depesh mode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CurN2Fg-2E
>>69088039
They're a replacement for toilet paper you cuck.
>>69088112
What was the one where he's killing people on the dance floor?
>>69088007
>clenchless
I literally cannot breathe
>>69088007
>schfinkter
>>69088155
I thought it was when he was killing people in the big hot tub. I think. Oh it's called "Think"
>>69088223
No it was like heavy tempo shit
>>69086513
You scrape the shit off your ass. There are two spares, in case you fill one.
>>69087338
>this exists.
>>69088266
Oh that's another sick ass movie with Tom Cruise, not John Wick. That was when he was plugging asian dudes in that club called fever. That shit was fucing dope as shit. Bones were breakin and i was all like "holy fuck that guys bone was made a can of pringles or someshit@ @! ahh fucking stop the crunching ahh!"
>>69088326
NO YOU IGNORANT CUNT IT WAS RIGHT AFTER THE HOT TUB SONG
>>69088316
No, two are used to separate the cheeks and one is to really get in there and scrape away.
>>69088132
Exactly. That's what you use toilet paper for, you dunce.
the first shell is the scooping shell which you use to scrape the bulk of the poo off your bum
the second shell is a cleansing shell which you use to wash the poo streaks off your bum
the third shell is a disinfecting shell which you use to remove any bacteria(and by proxy, odors) from your bum area
>>69088346
I just you tubed it, and it isnt that one. Sick scene though. way better than when tom cruise was in the club called fever. And as a side note this fucking captcha is getting too hard.
>>69088316
How on earth are you going to scrape yourself completely clean? Have you fucking asked yourself that anon? You'd just be moving shit all over your cheeks chasing after it. It'd be worthless.
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>>69088316
They were unironically thinking they have power buttons..
I'm just hoping the next president reinstates the draft and starts WWIII atm
>>69088484
Clams have that wierd tongue/foot/penis thing i think. That could swipe some shit.
>>69086513
You use the 3 seashells to make shit quenelles.
>“Well, think of a bidet, right?” said Bullock. “There’s several processes. You have number one, you have number two, and then the cleanup.”
Still no idea
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>>69088461
Please don't swear or use fowl language here, anons.
>>69088346
Reported for swearing.
>>69087338
>[
They were created as a riddle with no actual answer.
All your theories and graphs have been for naught
>>69088442
This is the objectively correct answer.
>>69090677
Stop hiding behind those cute anime pictures and come out and post like a man!
>>69090885
no
>>69086513
Sandra Bullock said they were bidet controls
>>69090989
I SAID COME OUT AND POST LIKE A MANchild
>>69088007
This might be one of my favorite /tv/ posts of all time
>>69086513
they're the controls for the bidet
