ITT: We pitch the most offensive movie that would never ever get made
A christian movie with only white men
Hitler doing standup or a Trump movie.
>>69085683
My eternal dream is a movie about the Trayvon shooting, but as a stoner comedy
>Jack Black is a pot smoking neighbourhood watchman whose zany antics get out of hand after he kills an annoying black teenager (Jaden Smith)
>>69085774
he'd keep his body around in the garage for a few days, and place racially insensitive props on it and send out some tweet pics as gags
Posted it once before, but a movie about Aziz Ansari as one of the 9/11 hijackers
>>69085683
Here's a few.
>A comedy about jews getting gassed interspersed with commentary from holocaust survivors being interviewed by truthers.
>A musical tragicomedy about famous presidential assassinsHEY WAIT A SECOND
>A comedy about white men making fun of trans people, gay people, minorities, and various political figures interspersed with footage of them jerking off.
a trans black woman rapes a muslim boy and forces him to fuck a pig and they end up enjoying themselves
from the view of the japs
>an interracial couple struggles to make ends meet, and scrape buy through their dedication to eachother and various government welfare programs. They manage to get minimum wage jobs, and raise a son together. Their son takes after his parents work ethic, and pushes his way through an outdated, underfunded school system until finally he can pursue his passions at a decent university with the help of student support programs. He goes on to excel at university, and manages to achieve everything he wanted and more, graduating as a paradigm of kowledge and reason in his field. He finally ends up supporting his parents and giving them the life they deserve, and contributes many times more to society than his parents ever may have cost during their hardships.
>>69085683
There's a guy and he poops and pees out his butt. LOL its called poopypeeper unchained. Rated R for rad!hehe poop!
American Holocaust
Every minority gets rangled up into concentration camps and gassed, I should add that this is a snuff film :^)
>Donald Trump becomes batman and kills mexicans, muslims, niggers, gays, trans, etc. and the city loves him.
A white man opens the door for a woman
>>69085873
>includes subhuman minorities
you lost
It's 90 minutes of house pets being chucked into a wood chipper.
>>69085966
What? Reddit would love it
*tips*
>>69085966
No no you got it all wrong a cis gender white male that is heterosexual that grew up in a privileged family
>>69086018
It sounds like you already have made this movie anon
>Martin Luther King Jr: The True Story of a Plagiarist, Womanizer, and Thug
>>69085909
this is getting too twisted
that the /pol/ & Nazi "muh rapes" crying is a total myth. When Russian soldiers entered Germany in 1945 German women willingly flocked to them. In their shame, their cucked husbands invented the myth of "muh rapes" which was later turned into propaganda by NATO for the Cold War
A documentary that explores this would be welcomed
>>69086219
Reported>>69086240
>>69085683
Go to sleep Seth
>>69085768
>That scene where they burn down the hut with the family still inside
>>69085683
Too late
http://youtu.be/4vwjdNJCjQ4
Anders Breivek movie, without painting him as evil in any way and actually discuss his points
>>69085768I don't get it.
A man rapes a woman in the back of his Plymouth Sundance. At the moment of ejaculation he sees a psychic vision of his future where he is rich and successful. He kills the woman, dumps her body and sets off home with a determined look on his face. Later, the man has become the owner of a massive company. To keep ahead of the competition, he operates a rape dungeon where he can rape women and see the future.
>>69085909
he is making peepees and poopoos?
is it jack packard?
Ghostbusters remade with Tumblrinas
>>69089699
a brievik was a legend doco narrated by attenborough would be nice too
A quirky comedy about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contest_to_kill_100_people_using_a_sword
It's all about 9/11. The movie's called September 11, 2000-Fun.
James Woods plays a window washer who has just finished washing the last window of the World Trade Center. And then he turns around to get off the scaffold, and what do you think hr sees coming? A plane. And he goes, "Come on!" You know, it-it's real, real old-style comedy, you know, it's like...it's like two pies in the face, and one in a field in Pennsylvania.
>>69085810
Come on dude, we're pitching zany movies here, not this documentary bullshit
>>69090005
They're already making a Donald Trump biopic.
>>69091131
>it's like two pies in the face, and one in a field in Pennsylvania.
Thank you for the laughs anon
>>69085774
>Jack Black plays an innocent black teenager who dindu nuffin
>>69091131
this is from family guy right
i'm not an idiot here
>>69085683
A HITLER MUSICAL!
>>69085768
jesus christ dude, this is over the edge
A thalidomide dwarf takes up a career as a basketball.
Action comedy where OJ Simpson became president.
>>69085683
Faces Of Death
Not purely because of the grotesque brutality, but mostly because some of it is fake, and by the end tries to make a connection to magical ghost, and satanic witchcraft as if a factual scientific link. The movie poses as a documentary instilling fear and uses this fear to project beliefs into the viewer having suffered a feeling of weakness.
A comedy about a man finding overwhelming evidence that the Holocaust didn't exist.
"Mohammed is a Cunt" starring Sacha Baron Cohen
>>69085683
A movie about the truth
>it's already been made
this movie is so jampacked with "racist" stereotypes, clichés & ebonics, it makes you wonder if it was secretly as a part of a kkk smear campaign against "black culture"
>>69085768
KEK
>>69085683
A film that features strong white men who protect their women, multiple children, and nation from foreign invaders
>>69085768
>T-72 in the background
Already done
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/nov/25/nazi-inspired-ads-for-the-man-in-the-high-castle-pulled-from-new-york-subway
A documentary where Hitler and Anders Breivik shed light on the Jewish conspiracy and then bomb Israel.
A movie about the prophet Muhammed's marriage to that 9 year old girl with unsimulated sex scenes which also shows that Muslims are superior to Jews.
>>69085768
too edgy for me
I'd like to make a Mondo-style exploitation movie about disgusting gay subcultures, like the bugchasing and trans scenes. Very tongue in cheek and shocking but with some real factual information.
>>69085683
A man trains his Golden Retreiver to kill niggers and drag Mexicans back to their country, call the dog Trump or something..
