C'est la vie
>mfw I just started this movie 15 seconds ago
>>69082488
>just started movie
>is already shitposting on /tv/
>>69082533
That's my secret, anon.IM ALWAYS SHITPOSTING
>>69082421
How does it burn if there's no air in space?
>tfw this was built up to after three movies in which we got to see the Enterprise be reborn, advance beyond the limits of knowledge, fight a climactic battle,and finally die saving the lives of the men who loved her most
This is why I'm super angry that Star Trek Beyond is going to destroy the Enterprise again. They haven't earned the right to destroy the Enterprise. They can't kill her; she's barely lived.
>>69082842
>IRL shitposting
>>69082871
Well it still had internal stores and all...
>>69082988
fucking australia, lmao
>>69082988
>>69083146
No THIS is irl shitposting
https://youtu.be/6NN7J-BpHGw
>>69082421
I've always hated the design of their ships
>"Hey why don't why design our ships to have the largest amount of surface area possible?"
>fucking genius
I know they are supposed to be explorers but still holy shit that's bad design
>>69083265
...
>>69083053
>>69082421
that model was awesome
>>69083265
Make a better design, faggot
>>69083430
>self destruct
>explosion comes from the saucer rather than the engineering hull
>>69083479
>>69083265
i like to pretend the saucer is just a decoy for the enemy to shoot at with the worthless crew inside instead of engines and shit.
I donate $20 a month to save the whales.
No one fucking gives me an upgraded USS Enterprise...
Some Canadian and his gay gang does it and gets rewarded.
>>69083566
>>69083603
I ate humpback whale a few weeks ago. It was quite tasty actually. Similar to beef...but not exactly.
Constitution a shit.
Post superior Starfleet vessels.
>>69083733
fuck your cruise ship
>>69083603
why save the whales when you can just go back in time and get new ones
>>69083659
i've eaten whale before, you're a fucking liar.
>>69083667
Is there a SimTower for spaceships? If not, why not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMV1bwXyi54
>>69083819
Have the Vesta then.
>>69083862
Mmmwaaahaaah, the 21st Century Champagne!
>>69083828
which kind? humpback? yes beefish..not exact but the best equiv I can think of. Polar Bear? NEVER FUCKING DO IT! I took that plunge....it was a horrible experience.
>>69083430
The time I wished I was stupid rich teh most was when I found out Paramount was auctioning off all of the Star Trek costumes, props and models from the movies and the shows. Some rich lucky SOBs are out there with the models to DS9 and most of the ships with their little led lights and everything
>>69082421
La vie
>>69084381
polar bear is pretty alright. i'd say sorta like american eagle