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ITT: early childhood faps I kept rewinding the vhs tape when
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ITT: early childhood faps


I kept rewinding the vhs tape when she first appears
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>>69077612
She can rock a goatee
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>>69077592
why didn't Atlantis make more memes?
It had plenty of memeworthy diologue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVJ1gqgZ-JM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRA7-jA5GJk
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I've always wanted a Shelley Long 4 me
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All I really remember about her was that she has like a last minute redemption arc during the finale battle and then gets crushed to death by a flaming airballoon.
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>>69077592

I completely forgot about her....I don't wanna feel those feels anymore...
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>>69077674
The French moleman alone is autism personified.
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>>69077592
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>>69077674
because it BOMBED in the box office
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>>69077826
Great rule34 out there of her being beastfucked by her co-villain though
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>>69077592
Is this the most violent Disney movie? A couple hundred people die in the sub at the start and then a shitload more in the end battle.
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>>69077592
You fapped in early childhood?
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>>69077674
Literally the only Disney movie I ever liked. I fucking despise all of the kiddy musical shit that everyone else loved as a kid, give me Jules Verne adventure any day. I was completely enthralled with the mythology as well. Hercules was decent but the music was unnecessary.
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>>69077592
the patrician choice.
>tfw she gave me my first dose of sexual desire at the tender age of 5.
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100% fap fuel holy shit.
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>>69078136
>early childhood faps
>Silver haired qt from The Incredibles.
underage detected.
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>>69077952
>the sex scene in the second one
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Defenders Of The Earth (pilot)
>Flash Gordon's buxom wife strapped to a chair by Ming
>Tortured until death
>Came buckets
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqipZjeUCVs
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>>69078130
more like a teenage fap
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>>69078177
>The Incredibles
>2004

It's been 12 years.
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>>69078108
Patrician taste friend
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>>69078177
>2004
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>Some critics praised it as a unique departure from typical Disney animated features, while others disliked it due to the unclear target audience and absence of songs.


explain
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okay, I get it, I'm old
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>>69078136
>fapping to a dead woman's voice
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>>69078264
holy fuck where did time go.
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I LOVE YOU SUGAR
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>>69077592
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>>69077757
who is that attention hungry slut?
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>>69078616
Gadget Hackwrench sounds like a gnome from WoW
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA

this
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I know.:(
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>>69077592
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>>69078939
Best waifu
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>>69079011
This scene in particular
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>>69079011
dubs don't lie. 2nd fictional childhood crush right there.
>>69079048
pic related
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>when you learn that the original Japanese version of Misty was a slut and they censored her for american audiences
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>>69078120
>>69078939
brother
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>>69079092
How the fuck was she that developed as a kid?
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>>69078136
>being low test
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>>69078092
hnnggg
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First sex dream.
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>>69078939
>>69078120
This is my earliest memory of being upset with television/movies. I remember asking my dad why he couldn't just get Merlin to make the squirrel into a human.
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>>69079511
The squirrel would be clumsy as hell and wouldn't be able to speak english.
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>no cool world in this thread.

/tv/ I am disappoint.
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>>69078046
He probably defines childhood as ending after college. All of these "dude lmao childhood faps" people probably do.
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>>69079533
You're only making that seem like a better option, anon.
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>>69078130
good to see she was always a whore
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>>69077592
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>>69077742
she got fucked by that nigger
man fuck this show
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>>69078367
hate to break it to you but she's gone full slut
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>>69079555

trips confirm. I didn't fap until I was twelve.
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>>69077676
underrated
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>>69079901
fuck you anon

I still love her
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>>69081436
then have some more uh.. love
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>>69081436
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>>69079542
Kim Basinger looking like a sweaty pig at the end of that movie is why 2D > 3D
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>>69081831
>2D > 3D

So I 'm guessing you are mid-20s and a virgin still?
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>>69081831
>2D > 3D
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Yeah, I get it, I'm a faggot.
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>>69077674
never realized he sounds like Father Guido Sarducci
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>no one has posted pic related yet
LITERALLY the most rewound VHS my parents had
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>>69082006
the dude from the crying game, bleh
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>>69078108
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>>69082120
It probably should've been an early warning sign, too. Oh well.
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>>69081020
Austin Powers had some god tier waifus
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>>69082183
>tfw no sexy brunette brit gf
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>>69082383
holy fuck this girl
I was too young to appreciate but i knew deep down.
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>>69082383
>You'll never have Elizabeth Hurley turn you into an insanely well-hung genius gay guy.

Fuck.
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>>69078442
>>69078550
>>69078583

Stop, please.
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>tfw fapped to bible cartoons
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>>69082112
Might help if I uploaded the pic
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>>69079590
>I'm CIA
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>>69082574
Wrong movie by that studio
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>>69083407
oops I meant this one
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>>69079042

Deal with it, faggot.
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>>69083477
help! now I can't stop fapping to this

http://orig01.deviantart.net/e0e0/f/2013/286/c/3/chel_4v2_by_kuropop-d6qbvdn.gif
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>>69077990
Mulan had a similarly brutal kill-count.
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>>69083640
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>>69082547
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>>69078136
So her and Mr Incredible fucked right? Every scene with those two is literally nothing but double entendre
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>>69079259
Japan: where the 12 year olds are 20 and the 20 year olds are 40
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>>69077592
she looks like a blonde Gal Gajew
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She said the carnival would always come back ;_;
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>>69078189
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>>69078189
That is literally a fridge senpai
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>>69083695

WEW TO BE QUITE HONEST WITH YOU FAMILY
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>>69083407
>>69083477
>>69083640
I blame this movie for my hip fetish
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Get on my level.
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>>69077592
Yeah i know am a beaner , build wall etc etc
Complices al rescate Belinda if anyones curious
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>>69086161
Mowgli a cute.
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>>69077674
vinnie easily my favorite character
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Pre-headband only.
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>>69078108
You've interpreted childhood faps incorrectly friend
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>>69088542
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>>69088609
Didn't even get dubs delete this and try again
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>>69088663
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Didn't fap until I was sixteen, but...
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>>69077674
>Atlantis was my favorite movie as a kid, watched it dozens of times
>realize I didn't understand half the jokes in this scene until now
Gonna have to rewatch this thing.
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>>69079279
webm version
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>>69083695
>>69083477
>>69083407
Shes so t h i c c
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>>69089021
can you stop please
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Nobody posted this yet? I'm disappointed in you all. Best girl.
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>this far into the thread
>still no pic related
You're slipping, /tv/
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>>69077612
green bitch is hotter
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Goths are the best
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>>69088542
kek
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>fapped to SJP
I will never be clean, familia
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This FHM issue was top tier fap fodder
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>>69088835
I just noticed that they actually animated the tit jiggle when she sighs.

I love those greasy fucks over at Pixar.
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>>69078108
s-she's 18 or older right?
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>>69090034
>They will never make a balls out R Rated movie with nudity and action beyond the levels that are capable in a live action movie
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>>69090125
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>>69079542
the reason why im a deviant pervert
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>>69082183
>>69082383
YES
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>>69082717
i had this as a jumbo poster in my room. Would beat it to her daily
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>>69088514
my nigga
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0fkNdPiIL4

who /musicvideos/ here?
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Jessica Rabbit
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>>69088901
What a lovely, lovely voice.
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the 90s series of hercules and xena were great for scantily clad women in leather with absolutely divine cleavage.

so many faps were had...so.. so many...
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>>69091286
Dancing deities.
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Bumpin
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>>69077786
same, but with Night Shift

I watched it with my parents when I was like 10 and I still clearly remember how they started laughing hysterically at my reaction to the panty scene
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>>69091843
Tell me about your reaction.
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>>69078120
Major feels
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>>69091864
I forgot I was in the living room with my parents in the middle of the day, totally possessed by Longs' pokies and creamy thighs, leaning forward with wide eyes and mouth open. If they hadn't been there, noticed, and started laughing to snap me out of it I might have figured out masturbation right then and there instead of two years later.
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>>69083658
>How many people does it take to deliver a message?
>One.
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I remember getting turned on by the goth girl from the Do The Evolution music video.
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>>69089050
>HAKUNA MY TATAS
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>>69078305
She was awesome.

So many great upskirts in that show.
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>>69079011
muh brother
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I can't even remember.

It's kinda sad
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>160 posts
>no Xena
you people are dead to me
fuck yeselves
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>>69092929
I preferred the blonde villainess.
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>>69077592
wheres her nose?
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>>69092929
i can't, she fucked the zeus guy in hercules and all i see is his face
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>>69078616

My nigga
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>>69078305
>>69092353
Sam was so pretty. Jeannie was not as good a show, but Barbara Eden harem girl outfit was always great.
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>>69078583
i think a few stephanie sequences, like this one, were done by her stunt double, the lady that played Robbie's embiggened wind-up ballerina.
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>>69085578
she was like a hispanic proto ryry with lighter hair
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>>69093107

How on earth people could fantasize about that whale when this was in the show. This is beyond comprehension
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>>69085578

>Carita de angel

La rubia que odiaba al moreno.
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>>69090125
>Pixar quality hentai tentacle-rape scene
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>>69088514

MY NYAKA
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>>69093483
>hentai with quality feels
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>>69093422

every episode with her was glorious
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>>69088609

Wha the fuck is doing Spartacus?
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>>69093422
im not into generic blondes with sticky limbs
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>>69088514
My man.
Not first fap but definitely first crush.
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>>69077952
SHE FUCKING RUINED MY CHILDHOOD
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>69079750
>Not posting his peak George of Jungle look
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>>69093422
>qt Gabby
>worse than ugly mcbitchface
I hope you're not serious, anon. I cringed so hard whenever she shrieked.

Posting best Gabby, btw.
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>>69082183
Fake tits look shit when you can fit an oxygen tank between them
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>>69093807
>thick legs
>tight tummy
GOAT
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>>69090406
When her playboy mags came out, I got nothing done
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>>69093864
>>69093807
Disgusting taste
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Literal perfection.
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>>69079048
Princess trainer.
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Best princess teebeehach
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always played this at like 1am with the sound off and my pants down
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I guess you could say my short hair obsession started early.

Didn't know 8-year-olds could have a fetish.
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>>69086161
that's one boner I'm glad I never followed through on

>>69093922
I could never argue with my dick on this one though

>>69093944
was also good
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>>69089050
C L A S S I C
L
A
S
S
I
C
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>>69093950

>short hair Videl

fucking kill yourself
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>>69089138
BEING
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>>69095841

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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>>69077592
My childhood was a bit different.
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>>69082492
yesss
that song by the luniz gave me a pavlov's boner for so long
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>>69093947
mods!
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Wasn't a fap or anything, she was my crush though.
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first ever fap at 10. stayed up late to watch wildon on E! just to catch her in a bikini.
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>>69095907
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>>69096202
i recognise those lips
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>>69096218

Back when E! was somewhat decent
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>>69096270
What's she like in it? I know the film is meant to be awful.
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>>69096320
i dont remember
which says a lot since i saw the movie 3 or 4 weeks ago and i dont remember a single quote
except from the old guy
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>>69088472
always pissed my off her hair was crooked.
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>>69093717
Ruined how?
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>>69089687
she was so damn hot in that movie, i dont understand how
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>>69091286
>so many faps were had...so.. so many...
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>>69093422
closer but the real winner IS Discord.

better bondage gear, and i love a pale in a collar.
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>>69096400
Strained his wiener by rubbing one out too often over her. Now he has a 90 degree bend in it.
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Surprisingly, I did not grow up to be a furry
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>>69077674
Did his dad fuck a mole? Or was his mum raped by a mole?
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That Coneheads sex scene thing with Chris Farley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q-lFxf9-p8 Vid somewhat related, couldn't find the actual scene.
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>>69077952
Kate Beckinsale in Underworld is sex incarnate. Though Lucian in the first movie wasn't so bad himself.....Christ the whole move was sex.
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>>69078108
>Childhood
>Lazytown first aired in 2004

...Anon...
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>>69081601
>>69079901
>>69081638
Where can I see the full version of this?
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>>69082786
>If I take your insurance will you die?
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>>69088901
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>>69083640
>>69083477
>>69083695
Came here to post this.

>watching this movie in class in 5th grade
>this girl comes on the screen and says something like, "What do you want?"
>popular kid in class says, "I want the wind to blow."
>everyone laughs
>I get a boner
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>>69078136
she reminds me of cookie woman
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>>69095595
Second.
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>>69079590

Kino taste.
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>>69088901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mON8atk0_t4
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>>69078205
I'm glad I didn't see this when I was a kid. I'm pretty sure my sexuality would have been fucked to hell and back for the rest of my life.
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>>69096885
Its also 12 years ago
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>>69078189
built like a brick shithouse
even shaped like one
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>>69078939
So true. Brutal the way he broke her heart.
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>>69093475
I think you are talking about Que vivan los niƱos, I dont remember any blondie hating on a nig in Carita de Angel... Speaking of QVLN, I remember Damian being my first crush, I was hard in love with him, to the point of writing "Damian x anon" all over my notebooks. He was the really mischievous kid pulling pranks on everyone and shit yes Im a beaner girl and no I wont show my toes fuck off
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>>69097394
The idea of someone having a wafty crank over Camberwick Green is comedy gold.
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>>69078939
I WANNA FUG THAT RABBIT
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>>69082676
Milla has always been a flat chested cunt. I am willing to admit that the look fit her pretty well when she was young, though.
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>>69086161
I vaguely remember feeling pretty turned on when the apes kidnapped Mowgli.
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>>69097486
HOLY SHIT
WHOOOOO
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>>69097165
You know that looks oddly similar to those animations of clash of clans
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>>69089687
I didn't know there were push-ups that effective.
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>>69077612
this so much. best waifu ever.
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>>69097486
Legitimately the best Seagal-kino.
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>>69078189
Don't get fat if you have genetics like this womans
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>>69097195
>>69097230
Would she lock me in her love dungeon?
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>>69096885
I was 10 in 2004
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>>69097737
>wafty crank
speaking of comedy gold
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>>69081962
Least I'm not a sweaty pig
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