>annnd ACTION!
>>69076140
>hmmm gunn smash ebery muddafuk birfday
>>69076140
>annnd ACTION!
MWAAAAAAAHH the motherfucker birthday
Who /bobbylupo/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zu1YIukylw
>>69076140
Literally just watched this golden performance
>>69076140
>action pls steven
Name a more kino film
>>69078513
>he just wouldn't
>>69078567
i doubt this is real, but i wish it was
>>69078587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUjPz7BKjlM
Someone please dump all Seagal kino webms
>>69079288
Commencing.
>>69079365
>>69079387
>>69079434
>>69079387
this is big sun
>just... (pant pant) snatch anything?
EASY
>>69079365
Thanks friendo
>>69079462
>tfw responsible for multiple UFC title wins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmdJliwDmgc
>>69079627
justsnatchanything?
Why are there suddenly a million seagull threads
>>69079365
does anybody have the ending of the fight?
>>69079737
Very underrated kino.
It takes the IQ of a mature caterpillar to recognize that Seagal movies are kino
put this in the background while you watch those webms for the ultimate kinematik experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKR2n-G-wdM
/tv/ dubs snatch their motherfucking birthday when?
>>69079764
No Kïnophíle's collection is complete without the unauthorised 1/6 'Raging Police' figure by Art Toys.
>>69079740
>>69079764
seagal flicks can never be seagal kino cause it's all self insertion bullshit
>>69079961
Comes with articulated hands for birthday snatching action and life-like head sculpt.
>>69078567
what the fuck was the editor doing?
>>69080086
Kino.
He was doing kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ
>>69080592
EAZAY
>>69079740
is he wearing fucking jeans?
>>69080686
Why wouldn't he?
>>69076140
He is the ONLY guy in hollywood that dares to make the bad guys black.
His movies have gangs of niggers, just kije the real life,. he is based
>>69079434
jesus christ they couldn't even get him to sit in the same spot for the dissolve.
>>69080592
He didnt wash hands.
>>69080788
Seagal's urine is a natural antiseptic, he doesn't need to wash his hands. Just has to make sure enough of the urine gets on his hands so he can remain germ free.
>>69080966
I thought it was about knowing aikido at a microcellular level, so his own antibodies could fend off viruses and germs and thus rending The Seagal perpetually clean.
It's all about how his leucocytes use the energy of the microorganism to move it in a circle and throw it away, rather than letting themselves infected.
>>69080966
this is a slippery slope to those gay chuck norris jokes. be careful
>>69079365
>Seagal uses the Gatotsu stance
