http://time.com/4316653/patton-oswalt-remembers-michelle-mcnamara/?xid=tcoshare
a random person out of 7 billion died, but since she was married to a celeb let's all pretend we care and be sad!
Oh well, at least you're rich mate
Died of a BBC overdose. Very sad.
I bet Patton regrets becoming a cuckold.
>>69073622
You must be immature as fuck and have never been in a relationship. It is a very beautiful tribute to his wife. Any longer and it would have felt weird, but it was succinct and touching. I'm young and married (my wife is only 24) and I nearly cried reading it and thinking of the loss he must feel. I wish the users on this board would ease up on the edgy bullshit.
Yeah that was beautiful, not sure what you're on about
>>69074653
>a man wrote a tribute to his dead wife, let's pretend no one should care!
wow. so edgy. bet your mom is proud of all that edge.
>>69076229
he spent half the fucking article listing her credits. also
>married at 24
>crying for someone you've never met
i mean come the fuck on anon half some self awareness
>>69076229
When Robin Williams died, people on /tv/ nitpicked the words his wife said and were literally suggesting that she probably murdered him.
>>69074653
>a good man who has brought laughter to millions has had his heart broken
>who gives a shit?
Are you
A) non-white
B) non-american
or C) a sociopath?
What more did you want? He kept it short and to the point.
>>69076398
>listing her credits
He was using her accomplishments as a way of introducing us to her, to make the tribute about her, not himself. This is key because he is 100x more famous than her and the sole reason 90% of people are reading it. He did a good job. Also, I guess you've never cried at absolutely anything unless it was directly related to you? Ok sociopath. Stop being a fucking nitwit.
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>>69076436
You can't hide forever, Patton. People will find out one day.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
she was cute and looks like a sweet person
am I stupid for feeling sad about her dying because of that?
muh wife
>>69074653
Do you not understand the difference between consolations and grief?
Are you autistic? Like I don't mean the 4chan meme definition of autism, I mean genuinely unable to grasp empathy.
>>69076502
Yes, you're also gay.
>>69074653
Would you like people to feel similar when you go?
>>69076229
Dude, half the people here are over 21 and have never even had an emotional relationship with their parents, let alone a girl. Of course they won't understand, it's like going to the special Olympics and getting upset at the lack of proper sportsmanship.
>>69073622
It's sad but it doesn't make me sad or anything.
Like others have said I have no personally investment whatsoever. Same reason I don't bawl my eyes out thinking about how multiple people die every day.
>>69076681
Yeah, you're right. Thanks for reminding me.
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>>69076514
wow you're both right, I feel terrible now. this person I never met or knew died in a country I've never been to, I should feel immensely sad!
21,000 people die every day due to hunger related issues. do you cry for them as well? Or is your grief and consolations for rich hollywood celebs only?
>>69077007
>do you feel grief for them too?
Yes? I donate to charities and participate in my church's soup kitchen regularly you fucking reddit edgelord
>>69077042
Sleep tight, pupper.
>>69076417
are you a woman? only a woman would remember something like that, you are a woman aren't you?
patt oswald is a retarded atheist liberal faggot, he can go eat hot nigger shit.
>>69073622
weird, I'm sure it was heartfelt but I just imagine him sitting around and tearing up/getting through it for something that you shouldn't be doing yourself.
>>69077042
No one loves you
>>69077042
Take off those fingerless gloves and start talking to your parents, anon
>>69076681
I've had people close die, no one would do this. If it helps him, good, but it's kinda odd.
>>69076606
>I want to be remembered
You'll be forgotten as soon as they go. No matter how nice you are
>>69077122
This genuinely made we crack up on the bus. Good on you, mate.
>>69077215
that's what they told Caesar!
>>69076229
I agree everyone on this board must be children, fucking seriously I can't imagine taking care of my wife's son after she passes, I don't even want to think about it, he has so many behavioral issues and I don't think he likes me so it pisses me off to see people joking about a man losing his wife, it must be heartbreaking.
God bless, patton
What did they talk about? An autistic gnome and someone who covered dead people all day. Plus in OP's pic she looks so happy and he looks so sad (despite those giant bazookas his wife had)
>>69077254
Literally nobody told Caesar that, he was declared a God by the Egyptians. What have you done that comes even close to Caesar? The ego of some people.
>>69077344
I'm Donald J Trump, bub
>>69073622
huh, well I guess that proves he's gay
>>69077244
np pham
It's still very strange for one to die in her sleep.
anyone have that patton pasta how he got away with it posted the other day?
forgot to save it. was creepy as fuck
>>69077329
>Plus in OP's pic she looks so happy and he looks so sad (despite those giant bazookas his wife had)
Look at his hand on her neck, she was obviously getting some alpha dick and Patton decided to kill her in revenge. "They" like to help and make public displays, I'm sure the detectives are on it.
>>69076229
faggot
>>69073622
Lol, It sounds like a force written homework assignment.
Reminds me of my old book reports from when I was in Jr. High. Like he wrote it just to get it over with and hope he doesn't get a D
>>69077486
A little too strange. Especially for someone who writes about murder and is married to an expert on supervillains. Did he do it? Was he set-up? I feel this story has only started
>>69073622
I for one think it's "beautiful" man, I put that in quotes because even if there isn't lovely prose, it's still a man declaring love for a woman that share life with him. Loosing someone your heart crave is something powerful dude, it could have been a lot worse (ie; Pantera's frontman vid). The best to Patton and his daughter.
I'm not against making fun of it all but at least acknowledge it was something out of the norm.
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>>69077539
again
WHERE THE FUG IS THAT PASTA GOD DAMMIT
>>69073622
To be fair, in this pic the dude looks like a legit sociopath
I feel bad for the guy, but this is pretty self-indulgent. Why does it need to be on Time.com? No one who reads it there will have ever met this woman or have been impacted by her life in any way.
If you want to remember her, do it to people who knew her.
>>69077486
it's not weird, she was fat. being fat is the deadliest affliction you can have. you can literally drop dead at any time for almost any part of your body just ceasing to work
>>69077881
He used it to promote Obama, it was cold as ice
>>69073622
Does anyone remember when that music critic's (from Pitchfork, I think) baby died in a freak accident where a brick fell on it, and then the critic started using a lot of brick metaphors in his review for a Kanye West album?
>>69078250
she doesn't even have a double chin at that terrible angle, she was thick af fo' sho' but not dead at 47 fat or obese
>>69078259
I thought that was a bit odd too, but regardless of that plenty of love came through the text. When you're shitting in real relatable emotions you best be funny boy, otherwise is just asshole country for OP
>>69078272
I guess bricks were way more in his mind than before. Also I can just feel the surge of energy coming through West as he understood the context and simply delighted in the butthurt
>>69078272
http://nypost.com/2015/05/20/this-is-a-devastating-loss-dad-of-toddler-killed-by-falling-brick/
>a month later
http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/796-kanye-west-is-going-to-drop-a-brick-and-its-going-to-hurt/
What the fuck?
>>69078443
>I guess bricks were way more in his mind than before.
Not as much as they were on his kid's mind.
>>69078272
>>69078454
>google the critic
>pictures of patton oswalt show up
>>69078497
Oh Carlos!
>>69078551
I thought you were kidding at first
>>69078259
>promote Obama
By mentioning his name?
At no point does he shill for Obama. At no point is there even a reason to shill for a president who is about to finish his second term.
Go back to fucking /pol/.
>>69076229
>my wife is only 24
How old is her son
>>69078551
>Jayson Greene
>>69078888
>on the outskirts of the early 90s Chicago music scene, where she also worked for a young Michelle Obama
this is talking about his wife's merit and accomplishments
>One day Michelle Obama’s husband came into the office to speak to the staff. He was impressive and funny
this, especially knowing his political beliefs, is shilling for Obama
>At no point is there even a reason to shill for a president who is about to finish his second term.
tell that to liberals
>>69078888
well people still debate Reagan and Jackson. I'm sure it's the guy just being a bit autistic not out of any malice, but come on it's a bit off.
>>69078010
Use the archive, you dumbfuck
