Is she even the original Alice anymore? Also what the fuck is umbrellas endgame at this point?
>>69072265
I think she's been a clone since the desert movie.I think they just wanna turn everyone into zombies? And dominate the planet by controlling the zombies?
Their endgame is to keep putting money in Paul and Milla's pockets.
I think the protagonist of the desert one was the clone and she rescued the captured original at the end. Or something.
why is wesker so based omg
>>69072265
>what the fuck is umbrellas endgame
doing research in secret underground bases
>>69072485
COMPLETE
>>69072265
These films make no sense narratively.
>>69072521
Yet how are the still entertaining?
When they made her psychic it started to go off the rails.
>>69072589
they aren't
>tfw we will never get that RE movie written and directed by George Romero
>>69072589
'so bad it's good' certainly applies to all of those movies.
>>69072722
This.
>During filming, Jovovich's stunt double Olivia Jackson was severely injured when her motorcycle collided with a camera crane, leaving her in a medically-induced coma for two weeks. Among Jackson's injuries were cerebral trauma, a crushed face, a severed artery in her neck, a paralyzed arm, several broken ribs, a shattered scapula, a broken clavicle, torn fingers with a thumb that needed to be amputated, and five nerves torn out of her spinal cord.[17] Jackson announced in December 2015 that her paralyzed left arm will need to be amputated.[18] A second accident occurred during filming on December 3rd when crew member Ricardo Cornelius was crushed to death by one of the film's props, a U.S. Army issue Hummer, while on set.
>>69072722
Are they laughably bad or are they like the Underworld films?
>>69072811
They're like the last Underworld movie.
>>69072811
>laughably bad
they are hysterically bad. paul was anderson is a genius.
>>69072765
A vegetable and a dead guy to produce this shit?
Satan having a giggle.
>>69072864
I haven't seen that one yet, how was it?
>>69072265
Who cares? Nothing in the movies make sense, and certainly not Umbrella's motives.
>>69073064
Dumb.
>>69072495
isn't the whole world a zombie wasteland in those movies? what are they doing research for.
>>69072699
Did you see his last 2 films? You don't want that.
>>69072765
All that for a shitty movie.
will she show her pusy slit this final film? mmmmmm so sexy
>>69072265
GLOBAL
SATURATION
>>69072722
Nah, they're just shit.
>>69072765
>>69073044
>>69073336
Conspiracy theory: they were blood sacrifices to make the movie as good as it was.
>>69072765
>http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/features/living-travel/2016/05/film-stunts-are-safe-usually
>they killed a man and wrecked pic related for -this- fucking movie
>>69073220
The inquisitiveness of man will never die.
>>69073220
ask fucking capcom.
umbrella is doing research since 30 years and there are about 20 different zombie viruses in those games but everybody acts fucking surprised when encountering a zombie.
>>69072518
G
L
O
B
A
L
>>69073408
Her head was too angular anyway.
>>69073623
>t. moonface
>>69073408
she also did stuntwork for fury road and dredd.
>>69073623
>lazy eye
>eyebrows too close to eyes
>6head
>misaligned finger joints
>left ear sticks out farther than right
>long nose
>chindad james
>retarded looking jumpsuit
>takes selfies
>A cup
>thin neck
>sharp face angles
>2/10 wouldn't bang
>>69073198
But HOW dumb?
![Community.S02E22.720p.HDTV.x264.mkv_snapshot_13.00_[2015.11.08_23.38.11].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ScGcngF.jpg "Community.S02E22.720p.HDTV.x264.mkv_snapshot_13.00_[2015.11.08_23.38.11].jpg")
>>69073408
>coma for 2 weeks
>degloved face
>severed neck artery
>paralysed left arm, had to be amputated
>shattered shoulder blade
>severed crown
>collapsed lung
>brain bleed
>broken clavicle, ribs and vertebrae
what the fucking hell
>>69073408
>>69073951
Roastie BTFO
>>69073951
And they say actresses never sacrifice anything or suffer for their art.
>>69072265
She's still the original Alice from the first movie - but if that Alice was a clone in the first place ... maybe.
God damn these movies are shit.
Then again, the new games are pretty fucking bad, too.
Why Resident Evil? Why did you get whored out like some back alley slut?
This is coming from a guy who loves the original games so much that he spent $1500 to make an actual Samurai Edge pistol.
>>69073351
She did in the original film but that wasan accidental shot
>>69072265
If you are still watching Resident Evil movies after the first two you should kill youself.
>>69074036
>actress
>stuntwoman
>>69074056
>spent $1500 to make an actual Samurai Edge pistol.
Post results
>>69074056
You can't say that and don't post pics you silly
Why is this still being made?
>>69074220
Sure, sure. (I was hoping someone would ask)
Behold the fruit of my labor.
You're looking at a Beretta 92 Brigadier with the following upgrades:
-Heavier Brigadier slide for better recoil control
-Barsto Match target barrel
-Stainless steel guide rod
-Custom extended panel grips
-Custom slide engraving (both sides) with added front serrations
-Steel trigger
-Wolff trigger conversion unit
-Wolff hammer and recoil springs
There's one more thing I plan on doing to it, but for now I'm very proud of it.
>>69074132
What, really? During the initial shower scene?
>>69074373
I thought it was on hold because of on set deaths and accidents
>>69074429
The universe pulling strings to make sure this shit doesn't get made.
>>69074373
The films are (relatively) cheap to make and have made decent profits.
>>69074388
No, the hospital scene at the end. She falls to the floor and you get a brief shot. iirc she even mentions it in the commentary track!
>>69074429
No dumb fuck. Comes out in January
>>69074373
Milla Jovovich is married to the director.
>>69074525
aren't the family of the dead dude suing?
>>69074501
Caught that only because I was decently young when I saw it in theaters and rewatch it frequently.
I also noticed Paul digitally removed her nipple in the subsequent bluray and DVD releases. What a fag.
>>69074576
It was put off for so long because Jovovich wouldnt quit getting knocked up.
Here's the latest:
The sixth and ostensibly final installment in the Resident Evil film series, directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, has had its share of production woes. One on-set accident resulted in severe injuries for stunt double Olivia Jackson and a second ended in crew member Ricardo Cornelius's death. Nevertheless, Resident Evil: The Final Chapter gradually moves toward its delayed release, and Japan will be the first to see the results on the big screen.
According to Famitsu, The Final Chapter will premiere in Japan on December 23, with the rest of the world following on January 27, 2017. Milla Jovovich stars as Alice once again, and other cast members include Ali Larter as Claire Redfield, Shawn Roberts as Albert Wesker, and Sienna Guillory as Jill
these movies are amazing
>>69072765
DEGLOVED
E
G
L
O
V
E
D
>>69072811
The fourth and fifth installments are literally the worst movies ever made. I'm looking forward to seeing if they can top themselves with the grand finale.
>>69074590
Are you sure? Her nips are still in the bluray version I have.
>>69074374
Pretty jelly senpai
>>69074946
Really? Huh. Mine must be a newer one then.
>Milla Jovovich met director Paul on the set of the first film in 2001. They got hitched in 2009, but not without a secret nude scandal!
>"In the first one there is a little bit of nudity and a little factoid," Milla revealed to TheFIX.
>"If you get an old version of the movie before Paul fell in love with me, and before we got married, you actually see my nipple in one of the shots."
>"And then once we were 'for sure, for sure' — [Paul] cut it out. So in any new version you won't see nothing!"
>>69075034
If she shut the fuck up about it no one would bother.
But I guess the attention was worth it, #allmenarepigs
>>69075034
>>69074590
>>69075034
Why are you fags talking about whether or not her nipple was cut out when her perfect vagina was visible in that scene too. It was the highlight of the movie.
>>69075163
I don't think it was her bitching about it, she seems pretty cool and doesnt mind showing off her body.
Paul seems like a cuck and was protective of his waifu
>>69075167
vayvays
>perfect
underage.
>>69075167
>>69075272
That bush level beats even asian forests.
>>69075034
>>69075167
if you want to see her nekkid so bad just go look up those black and white photos of her being nekkid
>>69072265
I thought Umbrella got Skynet'd and the AI took on a rebellious life of its own, thus the last remnants of humanity that were former enemies all banding together to fight it.
>>69075322
it goes all the way down, it's probably a merkin.
>>69072699
>he thinks RE is good
>he wants another boring zombie movie instead of the wacky superhero movies we got
>>69075411
This. Resident Evil games are trash and I applaud Sony for just handing Paul buckets of cash and watching him make his waifu anime movies
>>69075272
mmm milla so sexy puss
>>69075272
Holy shit they showed this?
>>69074922
But HOW worst???
No one in this fucking thread has told me the style of these movies
>>69074374
mirin
>>69074985
>>69075868
Thanks m8s
>>69075804
They're in the same vein as Mortal Kombat Annihilation.
My mom is on her way home from work, what should I ask her to bring me home for dinner? I prefer tendies while I watch baseball but am open to more dareing food
>>69072765
Fucking hell thats horrible.
As others have said all for a shit fucking movie.
>>69075804
We are talking matrix revolutions meets terminator genesis
>>69077672
Pretty much this.
The quality of the movies drops with the lessening of nudity from Jovovich. Only passable movie was the one that had multiple shots of her tits and the first beaver shot on film of her career.
Now there's nothing an the movies are awful. Coincidence?
Say what you will about these movies, giving Nemesis a mini-gun was an improvement over the games.
I bet you guys enjoy the films of W.S. Anderson
>>69072765
>>69073408
The only thing she's good for now is using her one good arm to take pictures of herself whilst shaking her head really fast.
