>not taking piracy to the next level and printing your own cinema tickets
what's your excuse?
>>69064266
that squash is givin me the eyes
i print my own money lmao
i don't have a printer
busy pirating crab legs
no point in having a ticket when a single guy won't be allowed in anyway
>>69064427
>not printing a gf
I pirated a screen and stadium seats
>>69064352
how do i print money?
btw FBI and NSA this is a joke post and not to be taken seriously
>>69064543
Print this
Fools all the black cashiers
>>69064491
Don't do that.
I tried that and Jamal the ovaries inspector saw right through it and I got put into cinema jail for a week. Worst thing is they kept my gf and refuse to give her back.
>>69064266
Cinemas scan the barcodes of printed tickets (or straight off your phone)
You can't forge that
>>69064266
>>69064339
>not 3D-printing wares and statues that you barter for other goods with the rest of the tribe
>>69064543
Use google image to find banknotes.
Trick everyone.
>>69064670
only multiplexes
>>69065197
In what third world country do non-multiplex theaters still exist?
>>69065347
>what is an arthouse cinema
>>69064670
>barcodes
this only happens in areas with high negro concentrations
>>69064266
I live in Montana.
I bought a children's necklace bead kit in 89. Still using it to pay rent and buy everything I need. Glad I'm so close to the reservation.
>>69065578
Also civilised countries
>>69064712
Nice
I don't want to get out of bed to watch a movie
>>69064266
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>>69065507
>being such a faggot that you don't pay your locally owned cinema for the tickets
>>69066399
me printing a ticket has the exact same effect as just not going in the first place
the only problem would be if the screen's full and in that case i just leave
>>69066394
Me too anon
