>S06E02 Ending
>Ending
>Melisandre tries to perform blood magic on jon's body
>Gives him a haircut and mutters some gypsy spells
>A fucking joke
>Tormund leaves the room, everyone follows
>Jon's corpse left alone, his eyes neer open and not a muscle moves
>Jon snow is truly dead
>S06E03 Ending
>Mournful track playing
>Night's watch gathered around Jon's pyre
>Wall on the background, everyone is silent
>Edd gives short speech, approaches the pyre
>"And now his watch is ended"
>"And now his watch is ended" echo the group
>Pyre is lit
>Camera sweeps from the pyre's very edge through Longclaw and finally to Jon's face as fire spreads and engulfs him
>Filler while Jon burns, bitter Alliser and that faggot ollie's regret shown
>Cut to Davos's cheerless face
>Melisandre, dead inside, looks down
>Pause
>Track stops
>Wind blowing
>Thump on the snow
>Melisandre's head rises, eyes lock, frozen expression
>Smoke expelled from Jon's half burnt garments
>Jon is standing next to the pyre
>Smoke, lots of smoke
>Wind blows on Jon and flames alike, slowly puts out his burning clothes
>He is tightly gripping a flaming Longclaw
>Extremely slow zoom on Jon as everyone around him is shocked
>"And now his watch is ended"
>Credits
stop posting your fanfic you piece of trash
>>69063963
DABID please.
>"Tell that to Ned's severed head!"
>>69063871
minus points for the embered ashen one
That was......awful.....
>>69064723
Agreed, not enough bad pussy
This is why better writers are paid a lot of money to make this show. So awful stupid shit like this doesn't happen.
Thanks to your post I honestly like the ep 2 ending that much more
>>69063963
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>>69064723
>>69064941
this is why /tv/ is what /v/ is for games, holy shit guys you emulate shit taste just to be contrarian? holy fuck it's like r9k becoming a feminist organization just to be contrarian, or /a/ not wearing skirts and adoring 3D.
>>69063871
kek that's fucking garbage dude
>>69065016
>being THIS mad that nobody likes your stupid shitty version of jons revival
Why don't you take all that salt and learn to write with it instead of bitching and accusing everyone else of being purposely against you
>>69065016
>killing off one of the only characters that actually matter
yea your retarded
>>69065016
>getting this butthurt
>>69065016
Calm down, Stuckmann.
>>69063871
>camera pans over Jon's body as he lies atop the pyre
>record scratch
>"So I bet you're wondering how I wound up here. Well..."
>>69065414
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>69065016
nah dude, it was just awful
>>69065016
>mum, they didnt like my fanfic
Do a better one, like that guy who rewrote the walking dead finale
>>69063871
>Jon Snow opens his eyes
>Gets off the table
>Finds two daggers and inserts them back into his wounds for effect
>Finds Allister
>"I believe you lost these"
>Uses Allister's shock to his advantage
>Jon grabs him bending him violently over table
>Nights Watch is stunned
>Pulls out both daggers and stabs them through Allister's hands pinning him to the table.
>Wildlings break the gate
>Everyone watches in horror as the Snowmobile rails Allister in the ass.
>".... and NOW my watch is... Ugh... Over"
>Snow blows his corpse load and slices Allister's throat at the same time
>Turns and looks at the kid
>smirks
>"for the Watch"
End credits
>>69065627
not enough quips
>>69065182
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>>69065586
first time I got this many (You)'s on /tv/ thanks guys, oh and I'm not OP, you're really easy to ruse thanks to your contrarian hivemind.
>>69065898
alright, enjoy those (You)s OP
>>69065627
AND WHO
tell that to stannis' snapped neck
>>69065898
>>69065898
This site is anonymous dude, you don't have to pretend to be someone else to avoid feeling humiliated
and on the off chance, don't you think it's a little pathetic to be proud of 5+ other humans acknowledging your existence? Oh wait that's prob pretty rare for you
>>69065945
>>69066071
>>69066201
it's pathetic how you can't even acknowledge a possibility of me being someone other than OP
you're delusional no wonder /tv/ has shit taste, you're like /a/ and their taste in anime
>maybe if I keep going on this track, they'll believe I was just trolling and will forget my awful imagined scene
Give up
![462[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YlteQqG.jpg "462[1].jpg")
>>69063871
Shit prediction, implying the next episode won't start with jon laying on the table and then suddenly hearing his narration saying "Yep that's me, I bet you're wondering how I got here?"
>>69063871
>>He is tightly gripping a flaming Longclaw
What did he mean by this?
>>69065898
>I'M A MASTERMIND GENIUS, ABOVE YOU HOARDS OF CONTRARIANS. EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO DEMAND THAT MY MOTHER FIX ME SOME TAQUITOS FOR DINNER
>>69066295
lol you sound like such a beta cuck
>>69065627
>>Snow blows his corpse load
Never thought I'd ever see a sentence like this
This actually would be a cool scene bra
>>69065627
heh, nothing personnel, olly
>"i haven't watched the ep3 teaser" the thread
>>69066580
samefag pls go
Maybe Melisandre's spell didn't really do anything and he was brought back for some other reason, sort of like how all the spells she made to kill people for Stannis were sort of ambiguous as to if they were really because of her or not. Maybe it's just some Jesus shit, Jon has risen again.
>>69066563
Kit's reaction in the final scene looked like "when you already resurrected but she still suckin"
>>69066812
he warged. its painfully obvious from all the teasers that he was off learning his past from the 3 eyed raven while everyone thought he was dead
mel didnt do shit because shes never had the power to do anything other than misinterpret her shitty visions
>>69067347
Yeah, that's probably it. What was the spirit with the face of Stannis that killed his brother though?
That's some """cool""" shit I'd come up with when I was 14.
To be honest I did expect them to attempt to burn him and it fails.
OP here, I actually haven't replied to anyone ITT
Why is everyone so salty at my fanfic though? It's bad, but at least it isn't D&D tier
>>69069853
>at least it isn't D&D tier
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.
