>>69062126
First for the rightful king!
You now see young man Ned played by Meth Damon.
>>69062184
Is 4chan the haven for Stannisbros?
Or is he generally this popular of a character?
>>69062219
dabiiiiid blue piss filter dabid
>>69062126
she has nice tits but im really waiting for asian snek to show hers. anyone here /asiansnek/
I seriously don't understand what Quentyn's purpose is, much less why he ever had a POV in Dance. He's like an even more retarded version of Don Quixote with his crazy D&D tier storyline to marry Dany. I'm convinced Doran is just a really convincing troll...I also like to think Martin is trying to write a critique on the whole "Quixote quest" thing, but the other half of me feels like that sort od nuanced subtext is too much for George. Maybe? Idk. George has never been too nuanced, despite what Preston thinks.
>Reading TWOW
>turn the page
>Stannis
Yfw
>>69062230
I've lost track on whether loving Stannis was a legit meme or an actual opinion anymore. Fuck if I know
>>69062206
This decision bugs me a shitton. 15 years younger Ned from the time of AGOT wouldnt be some 14 year old twat
So is there any female pit hair in this at all? How about forearm hair? Or are they just all modern porn whores?
>Everyone suddenly loves Ramsay
>Cheer and celebrate when he murders his father
>Just last season they hated him and were cursing the writers for raping his wife
>>69063377
>Everyone
you mean women
The fuck is going on with this show. They went off-book so hard. Is this the writers trying to be reddit-tier edgy?
Is the GoT mod for CK2 any good? How railroaded is it and is there much content outside of the canon?
DABID
Reminder
>>69062687
>Its a chapter about him sacrificing himself to defeat the White Walkers
>>69062687
But all POV characters die
>>69063677
what is it?
>>69063578
It's so good paradox has legitimately considered making it an official game.
>tfw my mum laughed at "if I lost my cock I'd drink all the time...no offends XDD" and other witty meme dwarf quips
are you guys ready for The Manletator?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wCAeTrEZkI
>>69062687
>Reading tWoW
>turn the page
>Walder, flashback in WinterfellUnless GRRM dies then it'll be Willis in D&D's continuation of his work
>>69063578
I dl'd it today, but couldn't decide what to play, so dunno.
Map looks cool, even if about 70% of provinces are in Essos and modmakers are pulling names out of their asses to fill those provinces with rulers. (which is understandable, considering there is no existing canon data on minor Essosi rulers)
DABID, LET'S SPIN THE WHEEL TO DECIDE WHO WE KILL NEXT DABID
>tfw based Hiro's favorite character is Tyrion
>Ice to meet you, Jon Snow
yfw?
>>69064161
Why are you guys so hung up over Tyrion cracking jokes? He's been doing it for the whole show.
>>69064165
>yfw being infused with the lord of light boosted his height to a whopping 5 feet
>>69064196
>>69062230
/got/ is and always has been Stannis country
Looks like they wised up this season
More happened in the last episode than the entirety of season 5
Hope they continue with this fast pace where shit ACTUALLY happens
based Carice
Guys, I need to confess something
I will cry when Ramsay dies. I'm not joking. He's my favourite character both in the books and the show. Especially in the show. I love Iwan Rheon.
I'm pissed that he didn't get the "Jaime treatment". Why grrm didn't developed him more? Why? I'm so pissed about this. I'm pissed that people love Jaime now, and Ramsay is left alone, just to hate.
I don't think he will survive this season, but I'm praying he will. I know that nobody likes him because he's an edgelord, but Ramsay - I love you. PLS SURVIVE TO THE END
>>69064196
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>69063377
>Everyone suddenly loves Ramsay
like who?
>>69062184
>>69064113
This is just wrong.
This is trying to present just 2 fucking retards as machiavellian sadists who makes gory stuff and like to take away stuff we enjoy from our show.
They're just shit.
Also wtf Red Wedding wasn't more brutal in the show.
>omg they stabbed her in the babby ;_;
Catelyn cutting Jinglebell's throat is one of the most brutal scene in the series. The "show equivalent" of her papercutting Walder wife's throat is fucking terrible.
>>69064236
Hello /r/gameofthrones
>>69062772
You can't seriously be this retarded.
Oh wait, this is /got/. Forget what is just said.
Doran's guards turned on him for very little reason. Trystane's guards were apparently all asleep or otherwise all killed by the sendsneks (without a hair misplaced). Roose is killed in front of the Karstark who's threw in with infamously cruel and mad Ramsay for no reason. Balon didn't have any guards watching over his quite clearly treacherous passage - there was nobody in the windows watching their king? Nobody at either side of the bridge? Fat Walda and the baby's screams were lost to the sound of Ramsay's evil chuckling.
BRAVO D&D
BRAVO
>>69064113
It's true. The show has become what its critics originally called it -- exploitative.
>>69064225
>what killed the first men? THE WINTER!!!
>>69062772
Read the books the characters are a hell of a lot younger than they cast them in season one. Ned is in this thirties so he will have been 16-18 during the rebellion. Its perfectly cast if Sean Bean had been 10 years younger during season one.
>>69062126
Who wins when fight? Bad pussy or Greedy bitch?
>>69062230
OURS IS THE FURY
>>69062184
Decent art
Have a (you) and an Cersei
>>69064238
Well anon I hope you will be happy to know that Ramsay kills Rickon, Wun Wun, Shaggy Dog and Osha and defeats Jons army before being routed by Vale knights
>>69064238
That's my goal physique
>>69064235
w-why she melting?
>>69064238
After this season I'm gonna read the books again(read the first 3 or so, can't exactly remember). Also got The World of Ice and Fire, which should I read first though? Should I start with the 'regular' books and then read more into the lore or the other way around?
>>69064236
Cool, can you kill him again now?
>>69062726
It became a meme but it is an actual opinion.
I don't want to be that kind of faggot but in the books, Stannis is a brilliant character. He's just, inspirational, and genuinely puts the needs of the people over his rightful claim to the throne.
He's the king the realm needs but not the one it wants, and he knows he's going to die on this quest of his but he does it anyway. Because it's his job whether he wants to or not.
He's a great character that D&D fucked up.
>>69064281
R'LLHOR HUNGERS
post GoT actors when they were young
daily reminder that STANNIS THE MANNIS not confirmed dead yet
NOT CONFIRMED BABY!
>>69063377
Plenty still like him, only SJWs hate him because of the rape.
>>69064292
What a legendary hero.
>>69064292
I know about the leaks, but I don't think he's going to survive. I want him to, but I just don't see how. He's literally the big bad of the season.
>>69064156
le ebin medeival dual wielding sword guy from Tower of Joy teaser
>TWO
>SWORDS
Courtesy of Dabid & Dabid
Reddit's gonna freak!
>>69062126
quick question, who /leafu/ here?
>>69064394
no, I mean the thing he circled
What if GURM decided that D&D have butchered his series so much he decides to end the books on a completely different ending to the show?
>>69064358
>>69062726
How to spot a decent GoT fan:
>I like/admire/respect Stannis Baratheon, he's an interesting character
How to spot an autistic cretin that should probably kill themselves:
>I bend my knee to the one true king, Stannis the Mannis, usurpers will be destroyed also CONFIRMED STANNIS IS ALIVE
>>69064228
When Robert was alive no on would have given a fuck about Stannis. He was incompetent and dull and it'll be a relief to see screentime freed up when they flay and burn him next week.
>>69064358
I agree with these remarks.
>>69064398
They're going to bring down the Wall. The Night's king has a horn on his back.
>>69064398
>Its a D&D say how the show will break the internet episode
>>69064406
qt leafu best leafu
>>69064406
The only good thing about that disgusting gook is she going to grind Meera into paste.
>>69064435
it's not a horn, it's a curved sword anon
REALLY DABID?
>>69064358
He's pretty great in the show too, but a large part of this is because of an excellent actor.
I dont know if its a show thing, but I can kinda relate to Stannis as someone who gets extremely downtrodden by his defeats, yet not particularly thrilled by his victories.
>still havent seen the new episodes
>didnt even know the season has started
Am I cured from this blight?
>>69064441
they're probably right. doesn't take much to 'break the internet'.
Put a big fucking fight and everyone goes mad because that's what GoT is to most people.
No character development/interactions, just massive fights and death in every episode.
>>69064435
is this a shoop?
>>69064432
Well they're hardly going to flay his corpse. At best we'll see a head on a pike. But yeah, seeing that would be great.
>>69064140
Only three POV characters have died other than the prologue/epilogue ones and two came back to life
>>69064358
>genuinely puts the needs of the people over his rightful claim to the throne
Renly would have ended the war in A Clash of Kings if Stannis hadn't assassinated him
>>69062126
1st Roll
2nd What GRRM thinks about the new season ?
>>69064406
laffed when camera cut to her shitsquatting, two-liner self. it's just like in my telefantasias
>>69064482
You're almost saved.
If you want to make sure of it, just watch the first episode and you'll vomit a bit then bleach your eyes and forget that series ever existed, and you'll be free.
>>69063508
i feel the same way. i knew they were going to skew off into their own thing but to kill the dornish master plan in the first ep.. and in the manner they did it. for fuck sake d&d.
It's like they introduced the cool characters and wanted to do something with them then decided "oh wait we can't actually afford to fit in all these character arcs" and cut them right after.
>>69064406
best grill on the show atm
>>69064394
Why are Valyrians so perfect?
>>69064506
*if Stannis hadn't broken his oath and slain his kin
>>69062772
You forget that Robert has been ruling for nearly 20 years at the start of the books.
>>69064514
>What GRRM thinks about the new season
He thinks that it pays him a lot of money so they can have Sansa flying in Ironman's suit and shooting missiles on the Bolton for all he cares.
so is it all but confirmed HODOR got kicked in the head by a horse?
>>69064514
>Penots
>Meereene
>Dragon stone
>>69064419
>read the books
>everytime arya thinks about jon or jon thinks about arya the only thing they mention is jon mussing her hair
Did anyone else think this was weird?
>>69064398
What if its a fight between two icecockroaches, while icelords are laying bets and icewenching in the background
>>69064258
you're officially the retarded autistic spokesman for /got/ now. Congratulations!
Question - will jon go outside NAKED? I mean he's literally bareass naked in the episode 3 preview. Will he go outside, in the middle of the fucking winter topless? I get that he just got resurrected but put some clothes for fucks sake.
>>69064514
let's go boys
>>69064419
he'll wait for d&d to finish the series for him, cause he run out of ideas for his 5000 characters.
then, if he'll be alive, will go with this
>>69064514
odd dub quads get
>>69064553
Gods among men, senpai
Too pure for this anarchic world
so who's gonna be ?
>>69064506
And the war would have ended even sooner had Renly not been a fag.
>>69064514
>last 4
too many digits. A bunch of people will get the same things
>>69064610
but he's right. this is giving D&D way too much credit even tho it's meant to be a critique.
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/05/02/game-thrones-kit-harington-lc
This is how big of a secret Jon Snow appearing in Game of Thrones season 6 was: Even though star Kit Harington spent more days working on Thrones last year of than any other actor, the name “Jon Snow” didn’t appear anywhere in the scripts. Snow wasn’t mentioned in the scene breakdowns, call sheets, prop or wardrobe materials either.
Instead, showrunners David Benioff and Dan Weiss gave the character a new name that was always used: “LC,” standing for “Lord Commander.”
The ban even extended to verbal communication. “No one was allowed to say ‘Jon Snow’ on set, ever, everyone had to refer to me as ‘LC,’” Harington confirmed to EW. (The only exception was when the name was said during on-camera dialogue). Even the producers used “LC” among themselves to code their conversation in case outsiders were nearby.
>The nickname inspired some ribbing among the cast. While shooting his resurrection scene, Harington had to lay naked on a table while Carice van Houten (Melisandre) washed him repeatedly. So the actress decided to give Harington a new “LC”-based nomenclature (it’s not something we can print, but feel free to guess).
Based Carice. Kit confirmed for LITTLE COCK.
>>69064668
Balerion isn't hidden behind 10 layers of plot armor
>>69064668
Jesus at least give all of the dragons to Balerion and the entirety of Wetseros to Balerion to make it even
>>69064668
pshhh, gimme 10 good men and some climbing gear and I'll penetrate that bitch
>>69064506
If Renly just did his duty to his family and to the crown, the realm would've been the better for it.
Renly didn't know how to run a kingdom. Point blank. There isn't a character that doesn't say this other than the one he fucked in the ass.
Stannis did. He was a capable ruler and military leader and he basically already ran the kingdom with Jon Arryn.
Renly could've just accepted Stannis' deal and been Stannis' heir. They could've united and crushed the Lannisters in a Baratheon-Tyrell alliance.
Instead Renly was a selfish princess obsessed with the idea of being called king. And he decided it was worth splitting the realm over.
>>69064668
ramsey and 20 good men would burn the dragon
>>69064514
He thinks money you retard. Not that the fat cunt could ever hope to spend much of it before keeling over from a life of degenerate greed and base fulfilment.
>>69064595
I think its that he saw something super fucked up and it just broke him. Cause he knows when Bran speaks to him that he's telling the truth.
That or a horse.
>>69062686
In terms of plot, Quentyn's purpose is to 1) release the dragons, allowing the Ironborn to steal a dragon and Tyrion to tame the other, 2) turn Dorne against Dany once she arrives, bolstering the Aegon / Dany conflict (since Aegon will be tied to Dorne at that point via marriage to Arianne).
In terms of theme, Quentyn is a deconstruction of the heroic quest. It's a cautionary tale that adds a sense of doom to Aegon (the sudden appearance of a destined hero) and to the tragedy of Jon's story, who spends the entire book fighting to abide by his ignominious duty, in the end decides to embark on a quest (against the monstrous Ramsay) - but not because of a vague notion of glory, like Quentyn, or convinced by a myth of destiny, like Aegon, but simply out of love for his family; Jon actually was a hero, but he abandoned his quest, the real one, against the Others.
>>69064200
not him but it just feels so forced this season more than the last. maybe im just looking for any reason to get angry with the show more than i already am (probable).
It's no longer witty banter its just shit one liners.
>>69062126
>not posting the superior sand snek
>>69064627
He's Azor Ahai reborn, the lord of light shall keep him warm. He'll walk out and meet his Nights Watch brethren in the nude, with a mullet haircut and erect girthy pink cock standing at full mast
AZOR AHAI
>AZOR AHAI
AZOR AHAI
>AZOR AHAI
AZOR AHAI
>AZOR AHAI
AZOR AHAI
>AZOR AHAI
AZOR AHAI
>AZOR AHAI
AZOR AHAI
>AZOR AHAI
AZOR AHAI
>AZOR AHAI
>>69064527
>the cool characters
>Doran, aka The Mountain That Trundles, aka "Wheels"
>Areo Hotah, aka The Mountain That Stands, aka "I Need A POV And Kings Don't Get Those"
>Trystane, aka The Mountain That Goes Through Puberty, aka "Literally Who"?
Dorne in the books is wasted potential dragged out too long in an unentertaining way. D&D sure weren't going to be able to fix that shit, so I really don't care that they cut it short. The best we can hope for is that Dorne secedes and KL is too busy to do anything about it, so we just never see Dorne again after another few episodes. I won't complain.
>>69062687
> thinking TWoW will ever come out
wew lad
>>69064627
Jon is the shows adaption of LSH, he won't give a fuck anymore
>>69064358
Have the gif of Stannis right before he draws his sword as the Boltons are charging down on him? The frustration on Dillane's face is palpable and I love it.
>>69064695
>they genuiely think they were clever and coy about it
>>69064673
>>69064711
>the Tyrells
>forming an alliance with Stannis
Kek. They'd join the Lannisters
>>69064406
Is this the children of the forest?
>>69064766
It will come after the release of Half Life 3
>>69064778
>>69064748
greedy bitch
>>69064514
Rollering
>>69064200
now that "quips" have become a hateworthy meme, /tv/ no longer likes when characters crack jokes
they think it's "forced" as if scripted dialogue is ever anything but
>>69064711
Renly had the Tyrell's behind him though that was enough to cull the lannisters
>>69064729
what could he have seen in winterfell?
maybe brandon( he was known for being an asshole) beat him sensless?
Or maybe ned got upset when HODOR beat him in dueling practice sesh and hit him hard in revenge thats why he's so honorable?
maybe he saw lyanna getting fucked by brandon(PLOT TWIST!!!!!!!! JON IS BRANDON AND LYANNAS DELAYED LOVE CHILD)
>>69064668
>Be Ramsay
>Have 20 good men™
>Burn Balerion the Black Dread to a crisp with your dragon breath
>"I'm Balerion the Black now"
>>69064200
Reddit likes Tyrion, therefor tv must dislike him...
At this point everyone here is just being contrarian.
>tfw you'll never conquer Westerosi fucking shits with two 10/10 sister wives at your side
So, when Balon was rambling about being the only survivor of the War of the Five Kings, did he confirm Stannis is dead?
>>69064783
Maybe so Maybe not. Renly had been scheming with the Tyrells long before Robert died. Stannis would have named Renly as hear and its not like Stannis was like to have more kids.
It was a good deal but Renly got greedy.
>>69064263
>very little reason
supposedly the dornish hate doran for not going to war with the lannisters so that's why. i guess sand sneks bribed them all then? the other sand sneks *teleported behind u nothing personnel* with 0 explanation or logic
>ramsay and karstark
he's avenging his father's death, and taking the place of one of the karstark traitors in the books
>balon with no guards
he's a retard but that's how he dies anyway. a faceless man kills him instead of euron in the books in the same scenario
>fat walda babby
everyone there is a bolton. screams coming from the dog pits wouldn't rouse any alert
>>69064354
I downloaded TWoIAF and I only got like halfway through and got too bored to continue. I'm really into the books and the series as a whole but yeah. Round about the chapters on the kinngs in the Riverlands.
The first parts are on the Targaryens then the first men I think? Those were great.
>>69062686
Yeah Ive read theories that state that Quentyns story is a deconstruction of the whole "the hero saves the princess" classical tale.
On the other hand, thats a lot of chapters just to make that point, and it's not as if Asoiaf was lacking punctured tropes in order to come off as realistic/grim/edgy/whatever
>>69064824
He saw the future. Everything from Ramsay in Winterfell to Stannis' defeat. He was too fucked up from those visions to do anything about it.
>>69064860
Targs are degenerates.
>>69064850
he was a good character in first few seasons
now he's just a meme
listen to his dialogue damn it
>>69064680
I know ,i know...
But I run out of famous locations ( cities/castles ) tbqh ...
It's hard to find a good art for everyplace in GOT
I really hope this isnt Arhur Dayne
>>69064862
I think Stannis will be shown in ep 10, just a glimpse though
>>69064814
for an r18 show the quips are milky soft. /tv/ likes quips that cut the unwary to the bone.
>>69064200
>COCK
hahaha
>Cock and wine
Ahahaha
>>69064886
>He saw the future. Everything from Ramsay in Winterfell to Stannis' defeat. He was too fucked up from those visions to do anything about it.
LAME
>>69064915
Ramsay will flay Roose's body and then burn it, pretending it's Stannis.
>>69064711
THIS.
Is there any released photos or video of Melisandre this season? Because Carice was repeatedly reported to have spent only a few quick visits on set and was largely believed to have not many scenes this year. And in two episodes she has been a huge presence.
What I am asking is she going to kill herself or something? I'd be disappointed if we didn't see her at Winterfell
>>69064783
With Selyse clearly unable to produce an heir, the Tyrells might have still bet on Renly and Marge. Also, if Renly and Stannis aren't fighting and Renly doesn't have designs on the throne, he could propose a Garlan-Shireen wedding and give Casterly Rock to the Tyrells after they eradicate the Lannisters.
>>69064850
Ya, it's almost unbearable. This entire website has such a weird obsession with reddit.
>>69064514
ehh, what am I rolling for?
>>69064200
It has gotten very tiresome how Tyrions whole character is just joke making man. He is a character that is the exact same as he is in season 1.
>>69064200
A certain amount of it is bound up in contrarianism, sure. But in the early seasons Tyrion occasionally had scenes where he didn't necessarily make snide or mock-rueful little quips. Those scenes had a leavening effect that made his actual quips 'pop' more, if you follow me. I'd bet research has shown that people liked the quips (I did) and so the idea's become: They like the quips, give them more quips. So Tyrion's getting a bit Flanderised, now.
>>69064767
>>69064754
But I doubt kit wants to show his pee-pee on camera.
But my question is, what would you have done in his situation? Run immediately to outside and proclaim you're alive, or wait a little bit and grab a pair of pants? Honestly, I would do to the latter.
>>69064514
He doesn't give a flying fuck
>>69064820
And? He would run the kingdom into the ground faster than Robert was without Stannis and Jon to keep his shit in check.
>The bold little boy with wild black hair and laughing eyes was a man grown now, one-and-twenty, and still he played his games. "Look at me, I'm a king," Cressen thought sadly. Oh, Renly, Renly, dear sweet child, do you know what you are doing? And would you care if you did?"
>And Renly, that one, he's copper, bright and shiny, pretty to look at but not worth all that much at the end of the day.
>He knew how to dress and he knew how to smile and he knew how to bathe, and somehow he got the notion that this made him fit to be king.
>What has Renly ever done to earn a throne? He sits in council and jests with Littlefinger, and at tourneys he dons his splendid suit of armor and allows himself to be knocked off his horse by a better man. That is the sum of my brother Renly, who thinks he ought to be king.
Renly had no business being king.
Olenna knew it. Ned knew it. Stannis knew it. Catelynn knew it. Cressen knew it.
Everybody except Loras, his lover, and Brienne, who idolized him, knew it.
>Ramsay "Medieval Matt Smith" Bolton just kills his dad and everyone is going to go with it
>I AM ROOSE BOLTON NOW
Consider the fact that in the span of three episodes, four rulers have just been unceremoniously murdered and replaced by their killers while everyone in the room just kind of acted like this a standard affair.
>>69064911
well it obviously is but whats the problem? Dayne was supposed to be outnumbered which is probably why they show him dual wielding.
>>69064911
DAYNE?!
>>69062687
>read tWoW
>it is just Dabib's and Dan's script of the show "words are wind", "as useful as nipples on a breastplate", "where do whores go" added once on each page
>>69064414
It's meant to be a plane, but I don't see it.
TYRION = BASTARD SON OF THE MAD KING
C O N F I R M E D
>>69064992
>being this autistic
it's time to let go. our king is dead my man
>>69063377
Who's everyone you lying autist
>>69064962
She was too busy staying in my house
>it's reddit tries to explain what /tv/ is to other redditors on /tv/ thread
>>69065022
Targs are degenerates so quip man being one doesn't surprise me.
>>69064996
He's a big guy
>>69064982
>He is a character that is the exact same as he is in season 1.
That's the thing, I don't agree. I can't picture S6 Tyrion giving the advice to Jon Snow that he does in S1. Or at least not without a bunch of zingers strewn in that would completely change the tone of that scene.
Do you think D&D are high-fiving each at this very moment for having "fooled" people about Jon's ressurection?
>Dabid, we sure did fool them! So smart of us
>yeah they soooooo thought he was gonna stay dead. Like, we're so smart
>>69064419
>end the books
That's not going to happen.
>>69065046
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HRJWHCZ7fS
>where's lord Bolton
>I'm lord Bolton
What the fuck?
>>69064514
Just fuck my story up senpai
>>69065054
I actually do imagine that, yes
>>69064791
Much better chance of HL3 coming out. Gaben may be fatter, but he's younger and has a work ethic. GRRM will spend the remaining days on his cholesterol filled life using his one fingered typing skills to blog about the Hugos or how his NY based football teams will not get stomped this year.
>>69064784
aye
>>69064200
It seems unnecessary and mean spirited toward Varys, who's a thoughtful, quiet sort. Varys essentially saved Tyrion's ass. In all honesty, it doesn't seem completely hacky, because Tyrion explained he Varys is thinking about dwarf jokes.
Essentially it's just very insecure, and I think most of us know people who are like that. Plus they aren't even funny jokes to begin with, they're just snide or even hurtful remarks. Varys isn't an angel or anything but he does deserve a bit more respect.
>>69064756
>I really don't care that they cut it short
>>69064423
Middle right looks more like Radovid.>>69064473
>>69065032
Oh I'm sorry for taking a two minute break from memeing and actually posting something relevant.
BAD PUSSY DABID
>>69065054
some say they never stopped hi-fiving
>>69062184
One God, One Realm, One King!
>>69062230
pic related
Zȳhys ōñoso jehikagon Āeksiot epi, se gīs hen sȳndrorro jemagon.
“We ask the Lord to shine his light, and lead a soul out of darkness.”
Zȳhys perzys stepagon Āeksio Ōño jorepi, se morghūltas lȳs qēlītsos sikagon.
“We beg the Lord to share his fire, and light a candle that has gone out.”
Hen sȳndrorro, ōños. Hen ñuqīr, perzys. Hen morghot, glaeson.
“From darkness, light. From ashes, fire. From death, life.”
>>69064911
What if they turned him into the Medieval Musashi?
>>69064992
>He sits in council and jests with Littlefinger, and at tourneys he dons his splendid suit of armor and allows himself to be knocked off his horse by a better man.
>he has extensive executive experience at the highest level and has diplomatic skills that both I and Robert lacked sorely - me more so than Robert
Yah, confirmed for shit King.
>>69064414
Looks like a drone.
>>69064473
>>69065103
I have no idea why this replied to you as well.
>>69065054
some say they were born high-fiving
>>69065066
check'd and kek'd
>>69065115
desperate Stannisfags
i drink and i meme things
>>69065047
Yeah I guess S6 Tyrion would throw in a cock joke for no reason other than le quips XDDD.
>>69065070
>dog kennel is in the courtyard full of soldiers and other castle staff
>Walda and her baby are just eaten alive next to the door and nobody cares
>I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW
>>69064962
There's plenty
>>69063677
that's not the drone right?
>>69062230
Stan the Man will forever be the only true patrician choice.
>>69065108
>>69065085
They're so fucking pathetic ;-;.
Anyways, let me get back to photoshopping them with that sneer on their faces, and some "nailed it, we gotcha you good xD, like so fooled" inscription underneath.
Guys if anyone of you die ill give you a hair cut and burn the hair to bring you back.
>>69064113
Oberyn and the red wedding were fine, those are bad examples
Never post this again
>>69065100
Are you sad that they cut it short? Did you want MORE sneks? Because like I said, the shortest route to less scenes with sneks is the one they've taken.
>>69064911
They can either have Dayne dual wielding and use shitty choreography to show how a good a knight he was using two swords against a lot of opponent, even skilled ones.
Or
You can have Ned provide exposition about how dangerous and skilled Dayne is and how he has a sword named Dawn that looks like "insert description" and has "these" properties. And then have shitty and even longer choreography of him taking on multiple opponent with shields while he uses one greatsword.
>>69065130
Did you not understand the point of that barb?
He literally doesn't do anything at the meetings but make jokes.
Stannis and Jon Arryn actually run the meetings. Renly was given the job as a gift from Robert. He didn't actually do anything with it.
>>69065070
that was actually a good line, they should have just ended the scene there, no need for more dialogue
>>69065154
>i dont shower and post on /got/
>>69065178
Stan the Man will forever be the only true neckbeard choice*
>>69065193
this makes it much easier for D&D, otherwise it'd get so complex
>>69064756
Its fair to think that since the only thing interesting that happened in Dorne in the books involves cut characters. But I still think Areo and Doran would've made for better characters once developed than the fucking Snakes. And holy shit am I still angry about Barristan.
Is it possible the White Walkers aren't the big baddies of the series?
will we see more of emily c's fat body later this season?
>>69064113
D&D are fucking retarded hacks, but the examples you gave are terrible. Those were the times that D&D actually did pretty well, just doing what GRRM ordered them to do
>>69064514
what's the odd to get those odd dubs
He is okay - the D&D show is soo bad , it's makes his book to looks good
>>69063677
What am i looking at?
>>69065116
No wonder the ritual didn't work and Night's King had to be the one to bring Jon back. fucking Thoros told her he used the old words and she uses different ones.
Thank you based King of Night.
>>69065222
>you will never not be triggered by Stannis popularity on a mongolian mountain boot forum
>>69064506
This fucking post again.
>And you can count on Renly to adequately choose people to rule for him
Renly's Small Council :
>Hand Of The King : Vargo Hoat
>Master Of Whisperers : Ned Stark
>Master Of Ships : Khal Drogo
>Master Of Coin : Robert Baratheon
>Master Of Laws : Ramsay Bolton
>Grand Maester : Qyburn
how do these threads move so fast
how do i become funny jokes like tyrone i want to make my friends laugh
>tfw D&D will Daenaerys soldiers shout "Daenaerys! Daenaerys! Daenaerys!" while they do a victory charge on the White Walkers
>>69065257
ice dragon
>>69064473
I always read DABID as DAH-BID in my head for some reason
>>69065250
this happens in the next episode
>>69064514
Alright, let's do this.
>>69064514
my coffee tastes bland i fucvked up the mixture
Guys, help me out, I'm in a really weird situation.
Okay, so, me and my two brothers run a family business. My oldest brother started it up and he got quite successful and popular so me and my middle brother joined up with him. My oldest brother's done most of the heavy lifting and now acts like the face for the business, my middle brother...well, he's a little autistic. I think he actually has aspergers. He does a lot of the paperwork by himself quietly and doesn't really like hanging out with any of the coworkers. Anyway I've spent my years being the kind of friendly relations guy, organising work events, getting to know each of the employees, actually just keeping the friendly atmosphere. Biggest bro was always happy with me for what I do, but recently he had an accident that's gonna put him out of work for fucking ages. Everyone at the business wants me to kind of take charge for now since I know them and I've been doing this kind of thing for ages, but now my autistic brother is having a tantrum about how "he's the boss now" because he's the second oldest. I don't think he's even bothered to learn the names of anyone who's worked here let alone make a good impression, but he's adamant that he's in charge of everything now. We kind of told him I was gonna take charge for now and he literally stormed off, brought in his girlfriend he met alone who calls herself a "wiccan" and has her shouting weird gibberish at us.
What the fuck should I do?
>>69065264
Trim your neckbeard
>>69064432
>incompetent
Literally holds the Kingdom together with based Jon Arryn while Bobby B whores himself into an early grave
>>69065066
> gets to stay on my seacraft
EVERYTIME
red wedding 2.0 electric boogaloo greatjon fucking up everyeone shit confirmed?
>>69065289
really want to see the right one naked
>>69065260
his eyes would be whited out or blue
youre wrong
What we should of got:
>The fires is rising around more then usual for cremations of this kind, davos thought to himself
>Smoke and fire rises to a dangerous level ,nobody can see what is happening to the body as they cough and stand back
>Sweat starts running down Davos' face, he holds his hand to his face, before slowy raising his brow, as he looks up his face changes to one of shock
>we cut to Davos' POV
>Its Jon Snow standing alive in the middle of the flames , his eyes look different , they are dark red like the glow around his resurrected body.
>He holds aloft his trusty Longclaw only its different... its shining and burning with a hue red flames
>"that is Lighbringer just as Salladhor Saan had described it to me before" thought davos ,as he looked on in amazment.
>"Azor" melisandre whispers to her self
What we got:
>HOW WILL WE RES JON SNOW?!?!
>DABBBIIDD WHAT IF WE MAKE IT LOOK LIKE MELLY CANT DO IT DABIDDDDDD
>THEN EVERYONE LEAVES THE ROOM SAD AND WE THINK IT DIDNT WORK DABIDDDDDD
>BUT WE MAKE THEM WAIT DABIDDD AND IT DID REALLYYYY WORKKKKKK AND WE GO TO CREDDITSSS DABIDDD AND EVERYONE IS SHOCKEDDD
>By god!!! hes done it again!!!!
Is Ramsay as plot armoured as the Caloriessi at this point?
>>69065313
So much bitterness and projection.
>>69065296
You probably didn't pack it tight enough.
>>69064995
>The rational outcome of thought to being outnumbered is dual wielding swords
Supreme damage control, Dabid
>>69065328
>being made into a wight is the only resurrection the King of Night can use
Top kek
>>69065272
pretend youre a preteen girl who just posts whatevers on her mind
what does her feet taste like?
>>69065336
His plot armor will work untill he is optimum villanized by D&D, and then he will be killed off
>>69064200
>>69064850
He literally did the same cock joke two times in one episode. Don't defend Hack&Hack's shitty writing.
>>69065223
Im guessing Shireen is involved in his rezz so they killed two birds one stone instead of going that route
>>69064196
>>69065201
They're just getting started with the sneks you fool
>>69065333
Holy fuck your idea sucks. Thank god retards like yourself don't write the show. You literally wrote somthing out of twilight.
FAT PINK MAST WHEN?
>>69065360
show me one other instance
just one
>>69065272
/tv/ likes GoT, regardless of what edgy contrarians and self-proclaimed patricians post here.
>oh I just watch it because I can't believe how bad it is
Keep telling yourself that, buddy.
GRRM at his desk: "Hmm how will they know that Stannis is a Hilter-like character only striving to fend off the seeds of corruption and jewery away from his realm. Oh, snap I know!"
>One God, One Realm, One King
>Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer
Christ, is Gurm the least subtle author of all time?
I know they're killing him this season and it makes me sad.
He is by far the best part of the show now that they ruined Three-eyed crow who is just a normal old guy and Leaf who is now a generic teenage elf.
And the Starks are Mary-Sues all-around.
Daenerys is bland and fat. The dwarf is alright. The wildlings are generic.
At least Arya's plot feels interesting.
