Obviously, I'll start..
"Are you listening to me?"
- Al Pacino in "Cab Motorist"
"Hey hey I'm talkin' here!"
-All Packchino in" Midnight Rancher"
"I operate and control the direction and speed of a motor vehicle."
-Riain Goose in "Commute"
DANE?
"You are a large fellow."
-FBI
"Honestly bitch, your pussy is blown out."
- Glarck Cable in "Gone to the Next One"
"If it bleeds we can kill it" - Leatherface (Pokemon the movie)
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>>69059552
these are all wrong go back to /v/
"What am I a clown? Do I amuse you? How THE FUCK am I funny?? *slips on marbles and gets hit in the balls by paintcan* "OWWWW YOU LITTLE KID ILL GET YOU!"
- Joe Pesci, The Godfather
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"For you" - Big Guy
"An African-American?"
-Jackson Nickle in "The Glimmer"
>>69059589
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8
"Where they're going, we'll need chains."
Doc in "Black isn't the Future."
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thread winners
"I am dangerous"
-Walt Disney in "Barking Bang"
"I am a large human being for you"
-Bayne
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B I G
>>69059798
See above
>>69059537
Kek
"When we get there, there will be no need for eyesight"
Ray Wise, The Point of no Return
"I made an offer he won't turn down"
-The Grandfather
"I'll suggest an alternative to his liking."
The Step-Father
>>69058754
"A boy's best girlfriend is his mother"
- Norman "Mastur" Bates
"Left face you live, right face you die"
-Harvey Coinface, The Man Who Lost His Voice
"My plan is to murder you"
Vincent D'Onofrio, Sickle
>>69058754
Here's my favorite
J.R.R. Tokestein's "Revisitation of the Potentate"
"For you."
-Beard Man
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"We'll always have Nazi-occupied Casablanca"
-Cary grant in "Moroccan Cucktease"
"See you soon."
- Rocky Balboa
"From my point of view it's treachery!"
-The Senator
"Our boat needs to be bigger"- Bruce "Jaws"
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'I'm FBI - CIA man
"You can't go through here"
-Dumbledore, The Taming of the Sauron
"I h8 u tobi"
Steve Michaels Carrosel from The Orfice.
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'Say hello to my little mate' - Coke dealer
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kek
'Will it hurt when I remove your breathing apparatus?' - CIA
"Try or try not. There is no do."
-Dumbledore
'I love the smell of petroleum in the morning' - Army man
"In the Future there are no Roads"
-Everet "Eva" Brown in "The future is yesterday"
>>69060140
"I will authorize it then"
- The Diplomat
>>69058754
"I'll be waiting."
Frank Stallone - "Determinator"
"Accompany me to the exit if you wish to continue biological processes."
-Ender
"I do not like these snakes," - Montana Smith
Halt, my immortal boy!
"We had the same biological parents Anakin, I loved you"
-Laser Priest, Moulin Rouge
"Now begin the Clone Wars." - Yoda Oteg, Rise of the Sith
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im literally crying with laughter tbqh senpai
"Your facial aesthetics are somewhat less than appealing."
-Sergeant Murtaugh, in "Meat-Eater 2"
"I am better than you at flying your own ship"
- Mary "Sue" Kenobi, The Hobbit : Episode J
"The first rule of Friend Club is no friends allowed."
-Mr. Smith, Friend Club
>>69060371
Your recent supremacy?!"
-Young Benjamin
>>69060480
"Ayy lmao" - Speck, Star Wars
>>69060525
>Speck
>spork.jpg
>>69060525
"Live long and have many sex"
- Not Spock
>>69060525
"Teleport us skyward."
-Captain of the Millennium Falcon
"How can bateman not know?"
-Huge Xman, The Illusionist.
"The greatest trick Santa Claus ever pulled was teaching Steven how to snatch birthdays,"
-Jonathan "Garrulous" Kent
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"Make it a Sandwich."
Patrick's stewart in "The Horny Holo Hotel"
"M'lady dost thou attempt to cajole me?"
-Benny Bradcock in "The Graduated Man"
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"Dost thou wish for a life of red delicious apples?"
-God the Goat in "The Bitch"
>To eternity and forever! - Buzz Aldrin
>>69060758
Nice one. Took me a minute.
"Call me Roman Number 5 Man."
- Roman Number 5 Man
"gerdy we're humans not robots, comprende?"
-dan goodboulder in 'Lunar'
"Come at me Bitch!"
Silly Beaver in "The black Creatures from outer Space"
"You were supposed to be the frozen one!"
-Bobee the Snowpea in "Fridge Wars III: Carrots get their Commupance"
"Can't let you do that dave!"
-HARRY 9, 2001's space quest
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>>69060832
a samefag in it's natural habitat
"I'm Metallica."
- Eddard Stark
"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he shoot 6 loads onto my mom's face or only 5?'"
-World Champion Starer, Desert Gun Movie
>>69060998
sleep babby
>Fetch me your shoe shining chest
-Bobby Butts, American Hustle
>>69060998
It's from "The Alumnus."
>>69061042
>he thinks i dont know about photoshop
nice try friendo
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>>69061125
"What business is it of yours where I shop, friendo?"
-Andre the Giant in "No home for shirtless Boys"
>>69060726
Who is Geyser Keiser?
>>69061196
didnt say your photoshop skills are lacking because clearly theyre not.
just pointing out the obvious shoop,
"I'm directionless as hell and I'm not going to take this any more"
-Jon Oliver, Faye Dates A TV Producer.
>>69060903
lol
>>69061243
OK, that's a little spooky. I was working on this:
"Match me, buddykins,"
- Cornholio Banderas as Andrew Aspartame in "No Nation for Elderly Gentlemen"
"Kikes find a way"
Adam Sandler, Dino Recreation Area.
>>69061252
Nah man. We're two completely different lunatics.
>>69061438
>1000 + 2000 - 84 in the year of our Lord
>still trying to cover his tracks by ending conversation
>trying this hard
its ok James
>>69061492
what did he mean by this?
>>69061532
I'm not sure. You the other guy he's calling samefag on?
>>69061551
im the samefag who just asked the question
>>69061569
I'm the one that posted two different "lolsamefag" pictures.
>>69061551
im the benny bradcock accused of samefag. god will guide me amigo
>>69061600
I hear you, brother. All that matters is our plan.
>>69061600
Jesus still doesnt love you James.
"I saw stuff you wouldn't even believe me if I told you. Spaceships blown up in space, lights shining... All that stuff won't matter in a little bit because I'm almost dead" - Dolph Lundgren, The Running Man
>>69061639
i prefer Jimbo
>>69061639
"Wank off, Bro. Me and you!"
-Stifler (post-castration), Friendships of the Universe
>>69061644
Not bad.
>>69060137
holy shitballs
"That'll be eleven cents."
-Benito Franco. the Chastiser
"Epic!"
"TAKE NOTE OF MY ACTIONS"
-Tommy Tutone
"Unexceptional."
-The Toe Cutter, "Miffed Maxwell: Thoroughfare of Wrath."
RESSSSSSSSST- The Green Goblet in Plastic Man
bump for memes
"I want you to meet with my small friend."
-Hannah Montana
"Do you like The News, Huey Lewis?"
- Dubs Baitman, United States Sociopath
"Once more the sousaphone of Blast Hardcheese will blow us the fuck out from the basement,"
-Head Horseman, "The Dual Strongholds"
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kek
"Caine!"
- Jimmy Church in
"Space Migration 2: The Wok"
"The shark is very big"
-Brody, "Jaws"
"Reiterate, my colleague, are you stating that my unit is a deniable asset?"
-Ill Sith, Homicide Division
"No one cares about Layne Staley."
-Wolvering, "The Magic Trick"
>>69058754
I actually thought he looked better with the haircut
>>69058754
That is some fabulous attire, did your life partner design that for you
>>69059662
Congrats kid
-anime woman
"You can't handlebar my dubs of truth"
Jock Cockelson, A few fag men
"We need to went dweeber"
Leoscaro di Merdo, Inspection
"You hear that, Mr. Anderson? That's a train."
-Evil Elrond, "The Network"
"MUH PELTS"
Big Pelts Man, The Pelts Movie
"MWAAAHAAA, THE FRENCH"
– Forrest Gump
"Denizen Kate"
"I know i can count on the suicide squad, come meet me at my secret agency at 2116 mainstreet and we'll begin." -Diehard
"You're the Devil, Herbert."
-The Revenant, "The Revenant 2: Revenant vs. The Devil."
>>69059676
best
"Like fears in a gay"
- Gay Faggy in Blade Gunner
"AHHHH SAVE ME NED"
Lt Freedom, The Summer Poster
"Go ahead Monica, make it a good day" - Bill Clinton in Dirty Harold
This thread made me realize how painfully unfunny /tv/ is.
>>69065961
Why come to the party if you didn't want to play
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>>69065961
YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
