Call me Snake.
Kalla mig orm
>>69058666
A one-eyed snake, like a dick?
land of the free
>I don't give a fuck about your war pr your president
He probably won't express this sentiment in the inevitable remake
>>69058684
Nej, kalla MIG orm
I heard this meme was dead.
>>69058666
beautiful
>Your life will never have an 80s synth soundtrack by John Carpentor
>>69058666
More like Satan
>Kurt never voiced Big Boss like Kojima wanted
>>69059310
no pls hollywood don't do it
>lets make a safe and dull as dishwater total recall remake
>lets do a blade runner sequel
this shit needs to stop
If they start digging any deeper in 80s nostalgia it's gonna be a bad time for everyone
>>69058666
I heard you were dead.
>>69062691
Its almost time to rebirth the whole terminator saga u know it will happen
http://moviepilot.com/posts/3479367
>>69062610
Mine have, and it's fucking awesome.
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
>>69062610
>Carpentor
>>69058666
Welcome to the human race
>>69058666
>You're pretty far out, S.D. Plissken. I mean cool.
>But... I kinda thought you'd be a big guy.
>Ghosts of Mars was supposed to be Escape from Mars w/ Plissken, but the studio didn't think it would make enough money so it went through massive re-writes when the studio insisted that Ice Cube be given the part.
>$28 million production budget
>$14 million box office worldwide
JUST
>>69062887
That article was retarded, but I would definitely prefer a remake over garbage like Genisys.
>>69062610
It's carpainter you cuck
>>69063752
how the hell does snake get his ass to mars?
>>69063990
This tbqh, as much as I would've liked to see it, it doesn't really tie up with the other movies
>>69058666
>666
You're pretty good.
https://youtu.be/NDohpjD1jvA
Later
>>69058666
The name's Plissken
>>69058666
was he autistic?
>>69064239
Escape from L.A. is so fucking bad but I still love it
>>69058666
The name's Pliskin, Iriqious Pliskin .
>>69063752
Top film though.
>>69062610
car-pen-tour
>>69064367
>that bro-shake between him and otacon near the end.
>>69062691
This better not happen or else.
>>69064334
was waiting for this
>>69064957
Don't worry, too many plebs mix Escape with Blade Runner.
The remake seems to be stuck in development hell. Let's hope it stays that way.
Is there a better husbando than Kurt Russell?Protip: No
>>69065010
Just watched Escape from LA the other day again for fun. Such a stupid movie, but it's so good.
>>69063990
>>69064172
It could work, Snake is sentenced to forced work in the martian mines, he's sent to mars in suspended animation, the ship crashes in mars, years later the characters from ghost of mars find his life pod, wake him up and force him to help them Escape from Mars.
>>69064341
That Valeria Golino, unf
>>69065435
But Snake destroyed all electronics at the end of LA. They kind of wrote themselves into a corner with that shit.
>>69064239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_E9ebt1a_s
Ciao
What's the essential carpenterkino?
>>69065858
Oh yeah, you're right, I guess it was Impossible for them to build new electronic equipment or to make new machines and generate electricity.
>>69066060
Halloween
Escape from New York
The Thing
Starman
Big Trouble in Little China
They Live
Not as good but still well worth watching:
Assault on Precinct 13
The Fog
Prince of Darkness
In the Mouth of Madness
>>69066060
Big Trouble in Little China is essential carpenterkino
>>69066060
Assault on Precinct 13
Halloween
The Fog
Escape From New York
The Thing
Big Trouble in Little China
They Live
Prince of Darkness
In the Mouth of Madness
Call me Snoke
>>69066222
He's the essential no-nonsense antihero. It's a very cheesy performance I agree.
>>69066222
Actions speak louder than words
>>69066222
>It was quite frustrating how little he talked
Snake doesn't give shit about anything, he does however give a shit about them digits.
>>69066222
It's a parody character. He's doing a Clint Eastwood impression.
>>69066339
>parody character
it's homage, you fucking millennial.
he was a parody of himself in LA, though.
>>69066413
It's fucking Snake Plissken.
What kind of a surname is Plissken, anyway?
>>69067150
I think that there was actually a guy named Snake Plissken, and people thought that he was dead but he really wasn't and that surprised people.
>>69062922
Muh nig
>>69058666
SNAKE, PUNISHED SNAKE
![img_1739-1-is-emily-blunt-up-for-the-role-of-snake-plissken-in-escape-from-ny-reboot-jpeg-244093[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jhZp56X.jpg "img_1739-1-is-emily-blunt-up-for-the-role-of-snake-plissken-in-escape-from-ny-reboot-jpeg-244093[1].jpg")
Okay, so here's how you do the reboot:
>Emily Blunt plays Snake's daughter, it's been about 30 years since Escape from L.A, the world is recovering from a full shutdown, Snake has actually disappeared.
>The US and Europe had a big war over power, ending with the US managing to turn itself back on and greedily controlling the power being given to Europe
>Lost communication with the rest of the world
>Blunt is the spitting image of her father, lost an eye in the war as well, is also locked up yadda yadda.
>She mostly hates her dad for ending the world and just fucking off without taking responsability for the thousands of deaths that happened.
>She's called Snake by mostly everyone, which she hates, she's constanly telling people to call her Plissken.
>The New York Prison is an even bigger shithole now thanks to staying in total darknes for a while.
>Once again the president is captured and she's sent in to save him.
>In the end he was carrying papers with ridiculous demands from Europe, threatening to shut the entire continent down.
>She changes them up for something completely different.
>Realizing she's a lot like her father, the movie ends with her telling someone to call her Snake.
https://youtu.be/zV2YSuoiTSw
This track is what this thread is now about
>>69065157
it is a fine movie as long as you view it as a parody of action movies.
>>69066060
Not just my favorite Carpenter movie, it's my favorite movie in general
Carpenter is the comfiest director of All Time
that main theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1JYDmo19to
>>69069879
It's a parody of action movies, sequels and Hollywood. I don't know how that's lost on so many people, it's so tongue-in-cheek.
>>69066060
Everything pre 90s
>>69066060
Everything he ever made other than The Ward, Memoirs of an Invisible Man and Village of the Damned is excellent.
>>69070118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNSLaYJboPE
this is now a john carpenter soundtrack thread
>>69070360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGFHL1VPQzI
Still killing it at 68.
>>69070332
But I like Memoirs.
>>69070360
Gladly
https://youtu.be/R5mF_fh1HXs
Lost themes 2 is the tits
>>69070360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS7k3G_6IjE
Top 20 action movies ever made this
>>69070452
I do too, actually, it's just not near as good as most of his other stuff.
https://youtu.be/nbi3Fosznck
>>69070360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAyoUxd1pfg
>>69064239
>>69070538
although the events in LA were stupid, it still looked great.
>>69070360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsHMnWAjICs
even though Halloween 3 was not directed by carpenter, it's still pretty much a carpenter movie
>>69058666
YOU ARE ABOVE EVEN THE BOSS
>>69070360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP3NgkPQ5Wo
If you could give John Carpenter any idea for a screen and he'd do it, what would you choose?
>>69070858
Love Big Trouble in Little China's soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSohxXfsVvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RgcU_AZ3vI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNGULx3i6QY
>>69071220
Dead Space
>>69071220
Ninja Turtles
>>69071220
I'd honestly have him do an Alien sequel with Ridley producing
>>69071220
A Vampire: the Masquerade movie.
>>69071494
This, or System Shock.
Is it literally impossible to hate Kurt Russell?
>>69058666
what was his fucking problem?
>>69071595
>not knowing about his Disney years
>>69066126
AoP13 is arguably his best. Waaaaay above Starman at the very least.
>>69071678
Captain Ron was pretty great though
>>69071678
What, you don't like Fox & the Hound?
>>69071691
>AoP13
>his best.
movie literally dies halfway through withdoubleday's character
>>69071695
Captain Ron is a fucking masterpiece.
>>69071695
>>69072055
>Captain Ron
>disney
the fuck are you retards talking about?
>>69072365
I'm just saying Captain Ron is awesome
>>69072390
Captain Ron banged Martin Short's wife in front of him and his children on that boat.
>>69072929
Dude is legendary
>>69065029
only a reboot with an older kurt russell as snake would be accecptable
>>69070310
You'd be missing "In the Mouth of Madness", broheim.
>>69069903
...
Correct!
