JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL
EACH WITH A BUCK AND A QUARTA
JILL CAME BACK WITH TWO FIFTY
OH!
>>69058638
>Jack and a Homo go up the Hill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMb7wLrqsw
JACK BE NIMBLE JACK BE QUICK
WHIP IT OUT ILL SUCK THAT DICK
OHH!!!!!
SO TWO FAGGOTS WALK INTO A BAR
ITS ME AND A FRIEND! THERE AINT EVEN A JOKE HERE
IF YOU DON'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE COUNTRY
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
OP CAN SUCK A COCK
OH!
>>69058931
This is funny.
>>69058638
is he dressing like that ironically?
>>69060710
Its a character, or so he keeps telling himself.
Real name Max Silverstein
OP BLEW
HE NEEDED THE MONEY
>>69058638
LITTLE MISS MUFFET SAT ON A TUFFET
EATING HER CURDS AMD WEY
ALONG CAME A SPIDER, HE SAT DOWN BESIDE HER, HE SAID HEY...
>>69058638
MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY SHAVE THAT PUSSY ITS TOO DAMN HARRRYYYYY
>>69058638
He is Jewish, right?
Why does he pretend he isn't?
>>69060881
>Stage name: Jon Stewart
>Real name: Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz
Gee, I wonder
>>69058931
SEE MY SPARKLED, BEDAZZLED JACKET, MY LEATHER?
USED TO SAY DICE, NOW LOOK: FAGGOT
>>69060881
because has there ever been a "jewish" comedian who made it big? i dont mean like louis cuck because he adopted whiteness but actual like beanie wearing chosen comedians
oh right amy schumer and sarah silverman . wew nepotism lad
>>69060810
WHAT'S IN THE BOWL BITCH?
OHHHHHHH
I'M IN LINE AT THE BANK AND I GOT MY TONGUE UP THIS GUY'S ASS. AND HE'S LIKE "WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR TONGUE UP MY ASS?"
I SAID "'CAUSE I'M A FAGGOT"
>>69060970
Comedy is a thoroughly Jewish field, at least in the US
>>69061075
>>69060968
>>69058931
WHAT IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE???
OOOOHHHHHH
>>69060970
Seinfeld...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzFLwWkkGDg
>>69060970
Is this bait?
>>69060970
Woody Allen
Jerry Seinfeld
Larry David
Mel Brooks
Seth Rogen
Adam Sandler
Jerry Lewis
Albert Brooks
Jonah Hill
Garry Shandling
>>69061640
MMMMM WHATS GOIN ON HERE
>>69061732
all adopted whiteness. no true jew, man.
I WOKE UP MORNING, KNOCK ON THE DOOR
OOOHHHH!!
WHO FUCKING MAKE A STEAKY
>>69061779
If those names dont qualify you're going to have explain true jew.
>>69060783
>Silverstein
Ford Forlaine is a cult movie in my eastern europian country, is it popular in the US too?
>>69061901
Not at all
>>69058931
Andrew Dice Gay
>>69061779
>Woody Allen
>Jerry Seinfeld
>Larry David
>not true jews
They're the epitome of jewishness
Or do they need to dress Orthodox and spend their entire acts talking about kosher delis and discounted electronics?
>>69061901
It is in my country as well.
>>69061901
yes if your old enough to remember the late 80's early 90's
>So 90% of this board NO
>>69061929
Oh just looked this up
>Despite negative reviews in the US, the film enjoyed tremendous success in post-Soviet Hungary, where copies of a pirated, dubbed version were widely circulated in the burgeoning VHS market. The film's popularity in Hungary has been attributed to a high-quality dub starring iconic eccentric musician and actor Feró Nagy, which contains gratuitous use of profanity not found in the original English version of the film. Several lines of dialogue from the film became ingrained in the slang of Hungarian urban youth culture throughout the 90s.
>In Norway, after its 1992 VHS release, Ford Fairlane soon became a phenomenon. The catchphrases became hugely popular and the movie received cult status during the 90s. After huge demand from Norwegian audiences, the film was released on DVD in the early 2000s.
>It also became quite popular in Spain, especially due to the dub by the popular singer, actor and comedian Pablo Carbonell.
>>69060919
>It's the Daily Show, with Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz!
It would never work.
>>69061901
>movie
It's clearly kino
one of the best comedians ever
SOMEBODY STOP ME