Eh, still better than TFA.
>>69055466
Better than Civil War that's for damn sure.
Eh, such a shitty opinion.
>>69055466
Eh, better than having AIDS.
>>69055477
Rotten tomatoes disagrees.
27 v 100% critics and audience, /tv/ agrees marvel is better than DCucks, you're just not entertaining enough
Eh, still better than dick cancer.
>>69055466
My godness! I wonder if they used a push up bra or it's really that big.
>>69055717
>push up bra
you mean a jockstrap?
>>69055466
uhhh where are the colors
>>69055764
Stop being a smartass. Noone likes smartasses.
>>69055466
Why is Batman's tummy so huge? Did he drink too much beer?
>>69055812
Because they tried making it look like kino.
>>69055820
My mom likes me.
>>69055859
She's only pretending.
>>69055466
>DCucks are this retarded
>>69055466
>Bats wears a cowl
>Supes wears glasses incognito
>Diana wears ?
>>69055978
She'll outlive anyone that finds her secret identity
>>69055477
lmao mad DCuck
>>69055477
Please, don´t embarass yourself
>>69055812
muh... muh bright colours.
Christ, such a child.
>>69055648
rotten tomatoes doesnt decide which movies are good and which movies suck, and after seeing both movies and not caring about DC and marvel i can tell you that BvS is way more entertaining.
Civil war bored me to tears
>>69055978
flies an invisible plane.
>>69056461
nice single meme guy pic
upvoted
>>69055466
How favorable history will view this film will be 100% connected with how good the future films are.
The problem is instead of making a satisfying entry into a franchise that stands on its own merits (ie Fellowship of the Ring), we got a movie that was butchered to make it connected with future movies, wasting screen time away from the premise to set up future movies they will force you to see because, likewise, the individual movies will all connect with Justice League and if you haven't seen Aquaman you are going to miss half the plot somehow because you just wont know the backstory.
This is why Marvel is winning. They know how to set up an individual movie. All their movies are standalone. You get a satisfying beginning, middle and end.
BvS is just a poorly executed beginning
>>69055466
>>69055466
>Eh,
you're a real conversation starter
>>69057167
>They know how to set up an individual movie. All their movies are standalone.
Bullshit. Marvel stopped doing that after Phase 1 with every movie being an extended trailer for the next. The only exception was Guardians of the Galaxy, and that mostly due to it being so far removed (location-wise) from the Avengers.
>>69057991
>Marvel stopped doing that after Phase 1 with every movie being an extended trailer for the next.
>I am a fucking idiot who has no idea what he's talking about
Just don't respond next time.
It needed some more Hal.
DCucks getting seriously desperate now
>>69055466
Way better.
>>69055648
Stupid disney shill
>>69057167
>Implying any mcu movie is as good as fellowship of the ring
I can see that civil war was a much better made film despite this I was far more entertained by bvs... Does that mean I'm a DCuck guys?
>>69057167
The best part is when people see the AMAZING 10/10 movies in the future, they'll say stuff this this and this are the best and BvS is the worst. SKIP BVS and they're good movies.
>>69057167
I haven't even seen BvS, but I've seen the avengers movies and they literally have the same plot going in them. marvel movies are generic and boring, with shit wit comments when it's entirely unnecessary and practically improbable.
I fucking love comic books, but I can't stand movies made after them.
>>69058279
To idiot manchildren it does, yes,
>>69058412
>27%
>>69058445
T. DCuck
>>69058090
>Disney shill
WB owns RT you fucking retard
>>69058412
Outside of Watchmen, this might just be the single most comic-book-esque comics movie ever made. Ang Lee's Hulk deserves a mention, too.
>>69058468
I've probably read more comics from both companies than you even know exist.
>>69058510
They just don't seem to translate right to me. I have to agree with Watchmen, it's visuals were quite stunning and it has some amazing performances.
>>69058598
If you're a fan of comics and aren't disagreeable to seeing the Batman and Superman at very different places in their respective careers, it's very much worth a watch,
Also, prepare yourself for a villain whose ultimate plan isn't spelled out for you. Go into it thinking Ozymandias and you won't be far off-base. I won't spoil it for you. I refuse.
All memes aside
I am 99% sure Disney bribed critics for The Force Awakens. There is no way anyone watches that movie and thinks it's acceptable
>>69058769
It's funny. It's somewhat entertaining, but just feels so fucking soulless. I like Abram's re-imagining of Star Trek, but I'm really disappointed with his work on TFA.
>>69058598
Ozymandias is the mastermind that tricks blueDude into getting the blame for the nuclear explosions
At the end everyone agrees it was the best plan, however brutal. Everyone but Rorshack which gets killed by DR Manhattan
>>69058726
Fuck you and your autism
>>69058034
Perhaps I phrased it wrong. What I meant to say was none of the Marvel Phase 2 films, except GotG, were strong enough individually compared to the films from Phase 1. Basically, I felt like the character development was lacking and there was too much reliance on the events/characters from the other films to drive the plot forward.
At least that's how it felt to me.
>>69058498
So?
They own the site not the shills that post bought criticism on it
>>69055916
i need a happy beginning middle and ending
>>69058552
Being proud about this fact. Thanks for confirming not only are you a DCuck but also an Overweight neckbeard basement dweller
>>69055477
this
>>69058726
Lex's plan seemed pretty straightforward to me: manipulate Batman/Superman into killing each other because of his inferiority complex. And if that fails summon someone/something that can finish the job (Doomsday/Darkseid).
>>69059079
You would be surprised at the number of people who failed to grasp this.
They actually make it a point of criticism
>>69058974
That was almost twenty years ago, child. Some of us do grow up. My comics lore spans the comics I inherited from my dad that covered the 60 and part of the 70s, where I learned to read listening to my dad read them while I looked at the pictures. Then I became a collector through the 80s and 90s before dropping them in the early 00s when I started a family.
And now my 5 year-old son is learning to read that same way.
>>69057167
>This is why Marvel is winning. They know how to set up an individual movie. All their movies are standalone. You get a satisfying beginning, middle and end.
Proof against this is literally in theatres right now.
>>69059079
>>69059125
What if Ozy from the comics had actually had a real-life alien he could present as a threat to humanity? What if that same alien was annoyingly refusing to become an unambiguous threat?
Start from there and see where that premise takes you.
>>69059125
I suppose Lex's relationship with Darkseid is left kind of ambiguous but the rest of his plan is literally spelled out on screen (the rooftop conversation), not to mention it's classic Luthor (he's envious of Superman's power). I'm not sure how much more obvious people need it be.
>>69055466
much better, in fact
This movie is just like Strarship Troopers. Fine movie with a bad but unique director aimed to the great public but butchered by critics. I fucking love Starship Troopers and I think BvS will be remembered just the same
>>69058926
You don't need to buy off critics when critics are stupid to begin with. Stupid people like stupid shit
>>69061426
I'm still trying to decide whether Verhoeven understood that Heinlein didn't write that as a satire. Not saying he's not free to repackage it however he wants, just curious, that's all.
>>69055466
GENERIC BAD REVIEW CHECKLIST
>nothing happens
>boring action
>dumb characters
>boring script
>bad cgi
>couldn't decide which storylines to follow
>predictable plot
>lackluster acting
>no emotions
>forgettable premise
>lazy plot devices
>stolen ideas
>overstuffed plot
>dumb audience
>confusing editing
>laughed at how terrible the music was
>sound effects were cheap
>scenes were fake looking
>shower was broken at theater.
>10/10 would meme again
>27%
>>69055466
Not financially.
>>69059292
Well he did try to tarnish Supermans image throughout the movie
>>69058279
It looks like shit
After BvS titanic action, to watch CW was like going from the ps4 back to the ps1.
I felt like watching a tv show.
>>69058510
Ang Lee Hulk is the only capekino. It has true artistic vision.
>>69061426
>with a bad but unique director
Did you just call verhoven a bad director? Literally the most plebian thing i have seen on /tv/ in my many years of shitposting.
>>69062388
Lex has no motivation, nothing explained, Superman is boring, they get together to fight the CG monster at the end, what a joke, then they kill Superman to make you feel like the CG monster battle had some consequences and the rising dirt is a signal for complete idiots that Superman will be back alive again for Justice League movie
>>69061773
Heinlein was dead serious but Verhoeven did a satire, improving the soruce material as anyone can see
>>69062501
>le showgirls was misunderstood meme
Face it bro, he just go lucky a couple of times
>>69062413
Exactly. He planned on more than that, but he didn't pull it off. He didn't monologue it for audience convenience, either.
Hint:He asked for Bruce's head and fully expected to get it. That was Plan A.
>>69062561
And Verhoeven knew Heinlein was a militaristic nutjob of course
>>69062552
Not seeing it and it not being there are two entirely different things. Not trying to brag here, either. I didn't see it for a while, myself.
>>69062575
That's why he's a shit villain you cuck me and my friends literally had no idea why he did the things he did they should have made it more obvious.
Why did he hate superman to begin with that level of hate doesn't come from feeling inferior
Just look at zemo in civil war, good motive, clear why he hated avengers and was great
>27%
>>69062490
eww
>>69062661
I can't believe they had the balls to put teaser trailers in the middle of their own movie.
>>69058510
Ho-ho-holy fuck you're a retard.
>>69062942
Yeah, how dare they not make fans wait through the credits for them, right?
>>69062994
And that's a cogent response.
>>69063026
>It has, uh, shots that look like comic panels! That makes it comic book-esque!
Zack Snyder thinks that if you perfectly recreate a comic book panel on film, then you've done your job and that the words and context attached to that panel don't fucking matter. Congratulations, you are his braindead target audience.
>>69062845
>that level of hate doesn't come from feeling inferior
Yes it does? It's literally his motivation in all the Superman comics and movies (minus Elseworlds/Alternate Universes).
>>69062997
>>69063026
Dc butthurt is the gift that keeps on gifting
>>69055466
why batman so fat?
>>69063144
Then lex is just a terrible character he's literally the richest man on the planet
>>69055466
>le contrarian faec
>>69063195
He's like Charlie Brown with a kite. His schemes never fly, but it's funny to watching him try.
>>69063109
Quite the opposite, in fact. He did something new - retold Superman's origin and early career through the lens of a "First Contact" scenario. Not liking that is an understandable opinion. Denying it's what he's doing isn't.
>>69062845
That's Luthor's motivation in all the comics.
Even silver age where he blamed Superboy for his baldness. In luthor's mind superman did it out of jealousy of his genius. Though it was really he felt inferior and wanted to prove to himself (and the world) that he's the true super man
>>69063730
Greed, envy, jealousy, pride - always at the heart of Luthor's character, regardless of incarnation. I like his goal is subtly implied by his party.
Bear in mind, that's a party he threw for himself, to honor how great a guy he is.
Snyder will never be able to live this down..
>>69063732
>>69063732
>>69062997
Putting them after the credits doesn't mess with the pacing of the movie.
As-is, we get the actual plot grinded to a screeching halt while Wonder Woman clicks on some links on a computer and pretends she knows how to emote for 10 minutes before suddenly jumping back to the plot.
>>69064094
I wasn't a fan of where they fell in the editing, but I didn't mind them being present within the body of the film itself, especially considering they're one of the biggest clues to what Lex was actually planning.
>>69055477
/thread
>>69056461
Don't use one jab lad to defend Marvelshit
>>69064335
I've said it a thousand times, the only criticism of bvs was it's editing otherwise it was great movie and personally, for me it was better than civil war. There I said it
>>69064727
I haven't seen CW yet, but what I'm hearing so far isn't impressing me.
>>69059129
>reading comic books twenty years ago.
>browsing /tv/ into adulthood.
This just gets more embarrassing.
>>69065080
I work from home and have lots of free time. It's been a hard habit to break.
>>69064727
>the only criticism of bvs was it's editing
I mean, if you ignore all the other criticism, then sure.
>>69065304
Pacing, character development and motivations, editing affects them all or at least it can. I'm looking forward to the extended scenes and the director's cut to see what it does to the overall feel and impact of the film.
Better than TFA and Civil War. BvS was good. It has it's issues, but it's enjoyable at least.
>>69065304
Such as?
>>69065990
Not him, but the pacing is a bit rushed, and the Lex Luthor casting was less than stellar. I get why they did it though, since the usual Lex wouldn't have fit the part needed for the role. If he's meant to be Alexander, then it's a bit better.
It's a little too crammed, and I feel like they wasted the Doomsday plot too early. This film shoulda been split in two, or MoS shoulda gotten a sequel before this, with the Doomsday plot being it's own film.
It's still a decent film though, MILES better than Civil War desu.
