Leave foodkino to me
I don't get it.
>>69050390
He's American what did you expect
>>69050390
okay, i'll leave salmonella to you
>>69050390
IM BEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>69050390
This ain't /ck/ boi.
That being said Fuck Jack dude.
IT'S FUCKING RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Raw chicken?!
>>69050499
They banned ja/ck/ threads anon
>blood
>BLOOD
>IN CHICKEN
YYYYYYYYYYYRTUSJSSSSSSRGHHHHHHHH
>>69050390
The fuck is that retard doing
>bloody meat
Fucking disgusting
>>69050390
>taking the skin off
that alone triggered me but holy fuck its fucking raw
nigga that's just sauce
>eating raw food
That is why I always get my steak well done.
>he doesn't eat his chicken medium well
Pussy fags
>>69050608
>>69050628
do you have the Party Cheese Salad .webm?
>>69050628
Everything up to the cups of vinegar was fine. Why the fuck would you add vinegar
>>69050675
>mayo instead of sour cream
>>69050390
JUICY CHICKEN
U
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C
Y
C
H
I
C
K
E
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STEPU ASIDEU WHITU PIGGU
Hahaha holy shit, /ck/ banned Jack threads so now you're just doing them here? What, because /tv/ is a designated shitposting board you think mods will let you get away with making cooking threads?
>>69050759
Turn around and run, law man
>>69050759
This is from the Matrix, a movie.
You can't delete the thread now.
>>69050713
Hey I watched this documentary, it was pretty cool.
>>69050713
that documentary was fucking BORING
Based Ja/ck/ threads
>>69050759
>he only drinks water
That's not foodkino
THIS is foodkino
>its a 'beer' can chicken episode
>calls Guinness 'beer'
die you fat shit
>>69050390
beautiful and juicy
all hail ja/ck/
>>69050588
Never understood why people prone to throwing up from motion sickness would get on a fucking theme park ride.
>>69050759
>What, because /tv/ is a designated shitposting board you think mods will let you get away with making cooking threads?
It's /tv/, anything goes.
>>69050936
Drinking any liquid other than water is literally asking for acne.
>>69051042
Eating anything but lettuce is literally asking for cancer
>>69051042
You're supposed to eat your liquids.
>>69050390
Chicken isn't steak. You're not supposed to eat it rare.
>>69050628
Is the Slap Chop actually good?
>>69050939
That's not foodkino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8NyN8BinN8
This is foodkino
>not eating your chicken rare
You plebs don't know what you're missing
>>69051100
>>69051100
oh god he's recording live
>>69051078
This, I only eat Fluker's Cricket Quenchers, beautiful water crystals that go great with my 100% nuts and fruit diet.
Of course I also occasionally partake in some free roam chicken (Raised in a natural nuclear family on a farm more than 50,000 acres so the chicken has true freedom to live without pesticides and hormones) here and there, but that's my little secret, don't tell anyone!
>>69051100
>eating a burger with ketchup
>not know about #basednoah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gk_wBDInQ8
>>69050804
>Twice, the oracle feeds him something, which presumably could have imparted some code into him.
>Both times they make a big deal out of it with a drawn-out discussion (the cookie / the candy).
>The Merovingian shows with the piece of cake that feeding somebody something in the matrix can be used to manipulate them.
matrix is truly foodkino
>>69051157
CARTMAN ASS NIGGA LML
Don't forget this authentic tomato sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU
>>69051155
I feel like I talk to you on many different boards, anon.
>>69051100
>water has ice in it and it's water
>>69051156
Why...why would you complain about that? Hot dogs I understand, but trying to claim that you should not eat burgers with ketchup? What planet are you even from?
>>69051227
>I feel like I talk to you on many different boards, anon.
I doubt that, that's the only shitpost I ever made like that one.
>sum 41 starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CnUpHEpnQs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCA3j9iEEnw
Did someone say...foodkino?
>>69051251
Real foodies eat burgers plain, no condiments.
You are ruining the patty otherwise.
>>69051100
he's some sort of rodent or small animal
>>69050994
>bro come on bro it's going to be so awesome bro come on bro just one ride bro come on
>>69051101
Salmonella?
Diarrhea?
>>69051272
>foodies
>>69051255
You got the same numbers in a row. I'm not sure that I should believe you.
>>69051268
>You will never listen to Sum 41 at pizza hut with your dad
>>69050547
It's myoglobin. But yes, this guy undercooks food in the most horrible way imaginable.
>>69051268
>he's there with his dad
>>69051302
>You got the same numbers in a row
Of course, that's easy.
>>69051100
>not making eye contact with the camera
epic lolz, fellow four channians
>>69051272
>foodies
>burgers plain
Wow, you really are cancer.
True kino
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O
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
The actual real foodkino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L48IkFF5BhM
>>69050675
>Everything up to the cups of vinegar was fine.
No, retard.
>/ck/ memes
why is this qt hanging out with these 2 betas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yu5_wconh8
>>69051157
i'm dead
>>69051100
>Mr Burgers
So he settled on the first name that came to mind, huh?
>>69051383
>how to make a meme burger
Is this the off topic thread?
So be it.
Enjoy
http://ezgif.com/split/fe46fe2000.gif
>http://ezgif.com/split/fe46fe2000.gif
http://ezgif.com/split/fe46fe2000.gif
>http://ezgif.com/split/fe46fe2000.gif
>>69051431
>he doesn't know doubleswee
Hiya reddit!
>>69051413
Bitches can't resist the allure of Mr. Burgers.
>>69051272
>No wholegrain mustard
>No tomato chill jam
>No aioli
>No Lime and Peri-Peri Mayonnaise
>No pickle relish
No condiments at all on a burger is fucking dumb, regardless of how much of a "foodie" you are. The condiments just need to not overpower the meat and the marinade and seasoning used, simply complement it.
>>69051481
>Bitches don't know bout my buns
>>69051383
>5:30
>>69050713
Literally just cuts raw fish.
SUCH MAJESTY!
>>69051069
You're being sarcastic but you're not wrong
>>69051510
more to it than just cutting raw fish. watch the documentary faggot.
>any food thread
>burgers burgers burgers muh ketchup muh ketchup muh mayo
Can americans just keel over and die already
>>69051547
Here faggot, exotic and special snowflake enough for you?
>>69051510
>He can't appreciate the art of Sushi
If you aren't weeb you aren't allowed to post on 4chan faggot.
>>69051547
What would you obsess over then cuck
>>69051534
ooh he goes into the dark night to buy the freshest fish, adds white rice and a silly sauce
its a step above making a sandwich
>>69051251
>hot dogs I understand
What the fuck is wrong with this whole board?
>Mister Burgers Youtube
>Literally cataloguing your demise online
why, amerifats?
>>69051566
>pasta
>tomato
>mache
how is that exotic lmao
>>69051583
>He puts ketchup on a hot dog.
>>69051591
Here you go you fucking third worlder, eat up
>>69051510
There's a subtle art to it all.
How and where its sliced, the temperature at which he brings the fish to with his hands, The amount of oil, soy, etc. added to flavour
I used to think of sushi as just chilled, raw fish and even then didn't mind it but the difference between good sushi and bad sushi is mindblowing. And even then, my idea of "good sushi" is relatively entry level compared to what the elite level is supposed to be like. Although I did have breakfast at Sushi Dai and that shit was fucking amazing. Worth the wait.
>>69051576
>sandwich
typical americucks
>>69051605
Legit 10/10 bait, my blood pressure rose.
>>69051618
>elite level
>The television and film board of 4chan is having a thread in which the "Elite level" of raw fish cutting is being discussed along with videos of an autistic child with a spongebob fetish making raw hamburgers
Just delete this fucking board.
>>69051618
What's the name of the documentary?
>>69051680
>>69051618
Sushi is a meme food.
If you're paying $50 for a tiny piece of raw fish you're getting meme'd on.
What's your favorite fast food sandwich, /tv/?
For me it is the Whopper, the best fast food sandwich.
>>69051686
"Old cook spends years of his life cutting raw fish and selling it for exorbitant prices because people are retarded and pay money to stroke their egos for eating elite level raw fish"
>>69051696
probably the wendys triple senpai or the double quarter pounder
>>69051691
I agree its a meme dish, but certain foods are worth more i.e. a fillet steak compared to a rump
>>69051686
its on plebflix. its pretty interesting
>>69051722
I don't have plebfix
>>69051100
>atmosphere 9/10
>>69051731
Jiro Dreams of Sushi
>>69051510
The fish doesn't matter shit in sushi.
This fucking jew has a fucking monopoly on the best rice in Japan and it's the sole reason why it's so popular.
He could slap canned tuna on that shit and people would lose their minds over it.
>>69051691
Nah. The best sushi meal I had in Japan was the equivalent of like $50 US for 11 pieces and that was by far the most expensive and totally worth it. Even the conveyor belt restaurants had better sushi than here though and those meals cost fuck all. I'm not rich enough to afford 3 michelin star meme sushi and even if I could, some of the restaurants won't accept your reservation unless you can speak Japanese.
>>69051774
>The fish doesn't matter shit in sushi.
>He could slap canned tuna on that shit and people would lose their minds over it.
>food kino thread
>no sara
s m h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
>>69051775
>some of the restaurants won't accept your reservation unless you can speak Japanese.
This is so fucking racist I can't believe it, it's fucking 2016 and we're ACTUALLY barring people from eating at a restaurant based on language?! What about the non-Japanese PoC who would like to enjoy that sushi? This is fucking absurd I literally can't even right now this is so backwards it's fucking the current year WOW
>>69051774
i agree that it is overpriced. doesnt even look good all they do is slap some shitty sauce and wasabi and boom there u go
>>69051811
NO
NOT AGAIN
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>its a foodkino thread
>nothing for us vegetarians
plebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNgA06xE_Ng
>>69051811
she's dead
>how do we fix /tv/ thread deleted
>/ck/ shitposting thread still here
>>69051845
It's because the chef wants to speak to the customer, inform them how to eat the sushi, whether or not to use any additional condiments, etc.
My chefs were all very chatty except they could speak English. Some of these well renowned chefs do not.
>>69051860
What the fuck is wrong with-
>I eat the banana peels
autists shouldnt be able to drink alcohol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y1YW1vIegw
>>69051876
Do NOT defend racism to me, okay? Fucking whitesplaining peace of shit.
>>69051860
I know a girl that eats only carrots lel. She even feeds carrots to her dog.
>foodkino thread
>no healthy diets
Does /ck/ or /tv/ even activate their almonds ?
Jack is based as fuck
>>69051775
>some of the restaurants won't accept your reservation unless you can speak Japanese
fuck them and their shit tuna
>>69051270
this one is my favorite. having bitten into a habenero myself, I can't help but be overjoyed by his reaction. For a few moments, you really do think your life might be in danger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWh-v_I209E
>>69051911
only real niggas remember this
>>69051924
dat voice
bullied/10
>>69051691
Literally sub $20 for all you can eat sushi you poor fuck
>>69051910
>cultured vegetables
Now vegetables have privileges too? Goddammit I can't keep up
>>69051938
>forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=VMColAwUht4
>>69051924
>>69051949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49nRvBQhlAE&t=2m09s
>>69051966
>eating charcoal
>>69051893
I'm white and really don't give a fuck. Maybe my feelings would be different if I could afford to go to these restaurants. Unless you're rich I don't see why you would care.
>>69051966
Who /classy drinks/
>>69051911
every time
who /vegetarian/ best race here
>>69051922
Isn't it at least half-reasonable to expect someone to know what they're ordering when they eat out? I'm sure if you had someone translating in your party they'd do it.
I miss this show
>>69051966
This webm always makes my fucking mouth water.
>>69051550
nice LG ad fgt
>>69052022
:3
>>69052035
>>69051996
It's charcoal idiots
>>69051999
that's like a million calories per person
whats your favorite sweet food
I'm a pig so donuts of course
>>69051860
This woman looks really smelly. I can smell her from here
>>69050628
what the fuck
>>69052041
WHY DID SHE HAVE TO PUT ON THAT NOSE RING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69051999
>onions
>>69051999
Why?
>>69052041
hey baby girl
>>69051251
I hope you never reproduce
>>69052045
It really isn't. It's heavily caramelised. It tastes tangy and savoury and the crispness surrounds meat that is just soaking wet in juices and peels apart like butter. It's fucking delicious.
>>69052045
>It's charcoal idiots
>>69052041
^_^
>>69052106
Bullshit, she'd be dead.
>>69051999
>that cream and olives to try to salvage it
>>69051938
>>69051964
>>69051973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt5_L0GDPNw
>>69051775
I've had sushi at some of the best restaurants in Japan, and all over Europe, and the best sushi I have ever had was in America.Sasabune in Hawaii. Still counts as murica.
>>69051100
>>69051268
>people say there's nothing in the water, or that there is no dysgenic agenda going on
he can't be a product of natural selection
>>69052060
noserings are inoffensive and they dont leave any visible scar when removed
>>69052119
she chews then spits, that's why it always cut before she swallows.
Is this the most kino meal of all time?
>>69052007
the hell is this witchcraft?
Sometimes i am just glad i don't have any feeling for taste.
>>69051999
this is better than your average public school lunch tbqh
>>69052140
he's always going of on crazy tangents. im addicted to his vids right now.
>>69052140
estrogen is in the water, woman piss it out because of birth control pills
>>69052125
This is mental illness....
>>69052041
This bitch looks like Joseph Gordon Levitt with higher testosterone.
>>69052125
>>69051973
>mickey mouse ears
>>69052196
Looks really unsanitary.
>>69052196
[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]
>>69050390
this thread is really like if I was in /v/. Cheerio
>>69052196
I'm having a heart attack and throwing up at the same time, what is happening?
anyone have crab leg gifs
>>69052158
No this is
>>69052196
Finally some based raclette
>>69051999
What's this supposed to be? It's like a lasagna tried to fuck nachos.
>>69052087
I'll have 5 kids just to spite you.
And we'll all put ketchup on our burgers.
>>69052225
>le /v/ boogeyman
>>69052196
Cheese is the worst thing to ever come into existence
>>69052056
I'm ashamed that I recognise her.
>>69052007
I wonder how this would taste
>>69052227
>>69052222
>>69052217
French mountain meal from Savoie, obviously you're supposed to use less cheese and more meat
>>69052256
Absolute pleb
>>69051999
>HowToMakeAChicagoPizza.webm
>>69052196
>an innocent cow died so an amerifat can have an entire wheel of cheese
>>69052270
Enjoy your shit smelling, shit looking food.
>>69051100
>even his dad is autistic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jka0KYjlcs
>>69052007
500$ for a shot?
>>69050713
wowzers japan is so ahead of the curve they serve your meal on an ipad
>>69052231
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT
>>69052286
Enjoy your shit taste bro :^)
>>69051696
i can't eat fast food burgers. i guess if we're talking sandwiches and not specifically then a cousin's club sandwich is my favorite
>>69052265
>>69052231
I'm not sure I want to drink something that's been in someone's greasy hands for 10 minutes
>>69052270
Ok, maybe a little less cheese. The webm that really grossed me out was where they mix the pasta inside a bowl of a block of cheese.
>>69052265
This is /tv/. We all recognise degenerate porn sluts here.
Did you also recognise the faggot in the background?
>>69052062
>not liking onions
i eat onions whole
>>69051911
what the fuck? does this guy has brain damage and can't taste things? this thing went into overload 10 seconds in, is this some barf emulating contest, like who would eat the most disgusting thing?
>he keeps adding more shit to it
>>69052338
Yeah it's supposed to be a hearthy meal to do outdoor activities in cold weather, not something that will instantly clog your arteries
>>69052338
>pasta
ameritard detected
>>69052291
omfg
enough
>>69052056
>12 donuts
That aint shit
>>69052315
>not liking a food that looks terrible, smells terrible and is just plain nasty
>shit taste
lol ok bro
>>69052346
>Did you also recognise the faggot in the background?
Don't think so. Has he also done a shitload of incest porn?
>>69050939
HIS DELICIOUS FOODS ARE PEOPLE
THEYRE PEOPLE GAAAAHHH WWWHHYYY
look i made a reference to a movie they cant take this thread down now
>>69052291
literally just watched that one
>>69051618
Dude. It's a cold fish.
Some soy sauce nigger was too lazy to start a fire so he managed to convince his famiry and fliends that it's fine dining.
>>69052366
>being this triggered
Not everyone gives a rats ass about your shit tasting bland pasta faggot.
>>69052376
It's her boyfriend. They work together a lot.
>>69051157
hasn't done a video in months. Im sad
>>69052375
>defending your shit taste
:^)
>>69052273
>>69052222
I'm really hoping for you third worlders sake this is one retarded samefag that doesn't realize that isn't from America and you're not all this stupid.
>>69052273
>amerifat
Read the thread.
>>69052393
>cold fish
its actually room temperature. pretty gross still
>>69052291
Fucking hell.
>everyone going ape shit in this thread arguing
aww shit nigga
>>69052451
Post food everyone's out
Otherwise i'll return to fapping to that krautchan game
What's the best burger in America, and why is it Whataburger, bros?
>>69052451
>He thinks this is arguing
Is this your first day here or something?
>>69050390
OP, I give you the award for best thread of the night.
>its a Jack takes off his hat and you realise what he really is episode
>>69051876
Well also, Japan is racist as fuck. A super high-end sushi place could be very traditional, and conservative / traditional Japanese are almost like Saudis - they don't mind foreigners coming to visit when they have to, but they wish you'd fuck off as soon as you're done.
>>69052484
No, im just laughing at all you butthurt faggot crying like little bitches over food.
>>69052480
>No cheese
Notice how they're ALL WHITE """""""""""""""PEOPLE""""""""""""""""""""'
>>69052487
Only high quality threads you'll find on /tv/ are food and porn threads
>>69051910
>A homemade coconut
I'm intrigued
>>69052007
Yes please.>tfw rich friend who loves making drinks and shots, and I'm pretty much the only one among our friends who likes strong drinks, so whenever I'm visiting my home town we get together and sit in his kitchen and make cool shots until we puke
>>69052510
Notice how non-whites can't cook
>>69051860
>only 8.6% Protein
Brah....
BRAH!
>>69052529
This thread could've fooled me m8
The black man invented cooking and was taught to whites while you were living in CAVES.
>>69050390
I'm not even a vegetarian but meat is fucking disgusting
I can only eat chicken if it's so fried it has more bread than bird. That webm made me fucking gag
>>69052562
WE WUZ CHEFS AN SHIEET
>>69052585
>I'm not even a vegetarian but meat is fucking disgusting
Nice try vegina.
>>69052529
>white people cant cook for shit
this is true, only thing theyre good at is drinking bush light and cooking shitty half assed bbq.
>this nigga lickin his fork in the background for 5 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN-XX4huRa4
>>69052585
>I'm not even a vegetarian but meat is fucking disgusting
Niggah what
>>69052506
Happy? I literally feel bad for people who've never eaten Whataburger. It's the GOAT.
>>69052606
Post ethnicity you fucking subhuman
>>69052644
Italian. Don't even try to fuck with our food game, Amerifat.
>>69052639
shut up you stupid cock sucker. fast food burgers are all shit
>>69050994
1. No one wants to be "that guy" and either wait alone or make everyone else feel like they need to adapt to what you can ride
2. It's frustrating to admit to yourself that you can't handle it
3. Sometimes it starts later in life, so you aren't even aware until it's too late. I was fine with everything until 16, then the teacups became an issue. I started having trouble with a fair number of other rides at 22.
>>69052644
Mexican. More superior than shitty disgusting red necks. White people make me sick.
>>69052529
I don't think even hardcore white supremacists would agree with you.
>>69052007
I am a "licensed mixologist" (such a bullshit title, I'm not even getting into it, but if you want to make a shitload of money and have $200 and six weekends free look into it). I worked in some of the best restaurants and bars in Manhattan when I took a couple years off school. You would not believe the shit people order and how much they will gladly pay for you just bullshitting around with a jigger and spoon. I could turn less than a dollar in whisky and cordials layered into twenty bucks.