It's slow, but his patreon is inevitably going down. He can't survive like this forever. At some point he won't be able to make his mortgage payments.
>>69040378
I cant even fathom how he became e-famous.
>>69041122
I used to follow him a few years ago. I never found him particularly funny, but he used to pick interesting games to review, and even if he wasn't that funny, back before every sperg with a camera started doing it, there was something charming about a nerd making a vlog talking teaching you about goofy 90's shit that would have been lost to time otherwise out of his bedroom.
>>69041415
All those CA clowns thought that shit would be their stepping stone to bigger things.
It's really depressing to see them still trying to "make it" even while still putting in minimal effort and having zero talent.
It's funny to see Youtubers that actually kind of made it and then see these burnouts and know immediately where they went wrong.
>>69040378
I'm really hoping he moves back in with miles, he seemed much happier, and he was actually producing videos
It's finally bellow $2,000. You'd think he'd shape up and make more videos, but we all know he isn't going to. He's going to crash and burn.
>>69041122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPlH1GGuLlw
He used to be quite charming and kept things simple.
I mean look at him back then. He actually looked like a human being. A normal dude who might get a non-crazy chick to climb on his dick once in a while.
>>69041717
Ironically, they probably inspired the kids doing it now that are way more competent at making videos like this.
>Tfw had a really good conversation with an anon about TGWTG last night on Omegle.
Dude was based.
>>69042252
$1,900/month is plenty to get by.
>>69043149
Did you show him his dick?
>>69043561
Not really considering he just bought a house if I remember right, he's probably going to sell and move back with miles, hell miles may already be sending him money to help him get by
>>69043561
At one point he was making around $11,000 a month.
>>69043874
Anon, he was never making THAT much. At his peak, he was making a little over $5,000 a month on patreon.
Suicide when?
I've probably watched every single one of this man's videos at least three times and even I've run out of patience. The fact that he can't even release already made recording of his con appearances is pathetic. Essentially at this point I consider Spoony's run to be over and done. All thats left to do now is make an archive of all his lost blip content and be done with him.
>>69044631
>I've probably watched every single one of this man's videos at least three times
Are you me?
His current rate is 1 decent video a year
Jesus this guy makes a Twitter post like every 5 minutes.
If he actually spent more time on videos rather than this shit he wouldn't have fucked up his Patreon support.
i like the vlog where he says he thinking about a Spoony Movie. There was something desperate and hollow about that promise. Like if you're an internet critic you at point will make a "Movie" about your shitty internet videos and have this drawn out skit that's going on the internet anyway.
>>69044691
I used to watch his entire blip catalog in order from oldest to newest. I was crushed when those fuckers closed down without warning and took everything down with them. All I want is old Spoony and they go and take it away.
>>69045268
People have it up on youtube
russpoonysubs is a big one I think, just has russian subtitles
>>69044824
DON'T. TELL HIM. HOW TO MAKE A REVIEW.
>>69045924
The sub channels are pretty good, but they don't have a lot of stuff. I've been making a spreadsheet of every video he ever made on blip and it's insane. Spoonster made like 600 videos on there. Really crazy to think considering how he's been for the last 2 years. I might try and make a torrent collection of every spoony ever if I can be arsed too, but tracking down every blip video is going to be a bitch.
>>69046104
Spoony has them all archived, he's just too lazy to reupload them, like he needs to like fucking hire linkara or some shit to edit his videos, he's been rediting and uploading his old stuff for a while now
>>69046988
Do you have a source for that? I'd really love to believe he still has everything but knowing noah I doubt it. Even if he does that stuff will never see the light if day again if it fits up to spoony to upload it all.
>>69047085
https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status/685216777400401921
https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status/598244152250388481
>>69041122
He really was/is funny, his shit is just so fucked up he can't put in the effort to make videos anymore.
>>69040378
I heard he beat up his gf because of money troubles. Any more info on this?
>>69040378
Just leave him alone. He clearly suffers from a mental condition. It is a sad thing, and the most humane thing to do is hope he recovers some day. Be in his shoes for a minute to understand that all this drama gossip talk is beneath you. If you maybe want to help him, show him some kindness by either sending a nice message, and wish that it helps him just a little bit. Or if you hate him, please, just let him be.
>>69043149
>SJW Shill
>Based
Pick one
>>69047210
I'll be darned, atleast he has some of it saved I guess. No telling how long it'll be until we can actually see any of it, but it's better than nothing. Thanks much.
>>69047709
But on one here or on Eggkara harasses him. He treats his fans like shit during his streams when all they are doing is giving him game play advice. The most any of us have done is post in his stream:
>When is the movie?
>When are you doing a Latza cossover
>Todd's a Cuck
And he bans us like 5 min in with no reaction.
>>69045924
The russian subs add kind of a cool aesthetic to it
can someone sum this all up for me? What's happened to him? I used to love Spoony but haven't been following him since 2012.
>>69044691
His current rate 1 video a year at all
>>69048456
There was that time that guy said he beats his gf, fuck that was great
>>69049107
I feel that the spoony incident was the beginning of the end for the now dyeing site. Sponny like many others at the top (Linkara and Brad) were treated more like friends and less than business partners by Doug (NC), Rob, and Mike Michaud. This also was a similar manner that they took with other members of TGWTG, but they weren't friendly just unprofessional or in the case of some of the women, sexist towards Lupa, NChick, and Holly (she was a business manager for the company and one of the few members that actually worked). But aside from the poor management, the site was growing in both reviewers and views. But the main issues stood which was that spoony, need to be watched like that on guy in the office, he’s a damn good worker, but only when management is riding his ass, otherwise he is lazy and says stuff that is an HR nightmare.
Then the JO incident happened and it was a PR nightmare. Lupa with the other female reviewers started a campaign to get rid of spoony. Even though spoony’s stuff brought a huge majority of the views. Now this was at a time when Channel Awesome was trying to “evolve” with its fans in the direction they thought was “right”, which was Left. They say how nerd culture was getting more and more liberal. Instead of comics and video games, they saw nerds talking about feminism, gay rights, and atheism. Hence the new focus was having rewires that focused on these topics or were gay, person of color, or a women. So to the top, it was more important to keep female reviews then one of their cash cows. Of course in the end it would not matter most the reviewers left.
>>69049107
After the spoony incident because they were losing views do tow three main factors. One, with spoony gone traffic died down. Two, with Nostalgia Critic over and Demo Reel being a giant flop, even more traffic was lost. And three, which was just shitty management, Doug and Rob were two focused on restoring the Nostalgic Critic traffic while carting to the SJW, with a more PC critic. Mike was too busy playing xbox live.
Reviewers were feeling neglected in support and payments and left in droves. Jewwario’s depression over took him and he unfortunately took his own life. JO moved in with Nash to only a week later admit she was cheating on him and left him while taking his place. Her new bf, I don’t know if it’s now husband, but this new guy has a good paying job and she quit reviewing since she did not need to worry about money any more. Marzgirl got married and she too has taken a break from reviewing only to come back in the Linkara movie for this one time. Team Four Stars insane success from Patreon allowed them to see no reason to be a part of Channel Awesome and they left. Sude just kind of disappeared, but he is a family man so he most likely got a 9-5 to support his family. Lupa was fired in a back hand move from Mike, who used a 15 min delay in a skype call as reason to fire her, with her Phelous left due to what happened to his finance (Lupa) and not being paid for effects work for last movie.
>>69042082
He should have just stayed with Miles. Spoony just isn't a "man of the house" type guy. He's not a provider. He doesn't have the income or the character for that. I feel like Spoony has a pretty big ego tho and was kind of embarrassed about having to live with his financially stable, responsible younger brother. Or who knows maybe Miles just wanted space for himself. But if my brother were mentally ill like Spoony I don't think I'd mind looking after him as long as he chipped in with the money once in a while. Which Spoony totally could. He was actually making content when he lived with Miles. I don't think Spoony could ever live this kind of humble existence tho. He's the type of guy who gets horribly depressed without a woman in his life and thinks the world owes him something
>>69049107
Lastly, Nchick left because she wanted to divorce herself from her old character, since a lot of her skits offended SJW’s since she was playing a girl who gave in to male power fantasies. Aka, the two in particular in which she was in bed with Spoony and in bed with Linkara. She saw how Anita made thousands of white knights and SJW’s and wanted to follow in foot, also she’s friends with Anita. In doing she took Todd and other reviews to create her SJW version of TGWTG, which has failed but she is still collecting money. She also cucked Todd, but he’s a tool (read his twitter).
So where is Spoony in all of this, he went off and started a Pateron, got tons of money (+4,000K) and did nothing. And the rest in history.
TL;DR: Spoony is only able to produce content when someone is watching over him. He is incapable of managing his own life and is too dependent on fans to just give him money because of his glory days. And Channel Awesome is just severely poorly run and on it’s way to death.
I've never heard of him. Just checked his channel, and AVGN has 10x more views just scratching his balls on camera. I feel better for James Rolfe now
>>69046988
He could literally commission some paki off fiverr to upload every video for him in a day. Five minutes to set up the gig. Ten bucks max to fund it. And it'd pay for itself in youtube ad money alone in a very short time.
Won't EVER happen tho. Lol.
>>69046988
He keeps getting copyright claims over his intro and he's too stubborn to edit it out, fuck the band and record label probably can't even remember who he is
>>69049650
>to upload every video for him in a day.
But he need to upload his video to this guy first.
Even when spoony searched for editor of his videos, he wanted somebody from his area, to give him media from hands to hands.
suicide when?
>>69049735
teamviewer senpai. Pakis live and breath that shit. Spoony has many days a week where he doesn't do shit but tweet and watch wrestling reruns. But if its more a trust issue than sure
>>69049810
not soon enough
In an alternate dimension his hot redpilled ex-gf is being featured on the front page on youtube every day while he fades into obscurity....
Fuck this gay earth.
>>69049349
>those British genetics on Filmbrain
>>69049698
He has written permission from them to use the song If I remember right, but youtube's system is simply broken
>>69049650
I've offered to edit his videos few times now, I'd just need him to ship me a hard drive with some footage most likely
>>69049886
His father beat him down (hence show name), do not be cruel to this poor man.
>>69043993
nah it was ~10.870$ but that was before patreon adjusted so a one-time big donation didn't inflate monthly totals
>>69050012
Wtf? I've checked his patreon almost daily since it started and I don't know what you're talking about. How big was this one-time donation?
>>69048456
butts literally tried to rape his little cousin, and then went tranny to try to deflect criticism when he got caught out
lotta ess jay dubbelyoos seem to promote/defend pedophilia these days... :/
>>69049107
Basically the great red whale ruined him.
Gave him a huge and fragile ego, encouraged him to do all the stupid shit nobody liked (skits, rasslin, vlogs) might have been responsible for the greasy mane, can't remember.
Then when she cucked him and broke up with him he's been a bipolar wreck since.
>>69049349
>>69050056
> I've checked his patreon almost daily since it started
That's a little strange dude
>>69050090
I need to find the tweet I sent her once, was something like
"Man I didn't take you for a Neo-Feminist"
>Haven't you watched any of my videos?
"Well ya, but you always came across as an intelligent and well rounded person"
She failed to reply
>>69050057
>lotta ess jay dubbelyoos seem to promote/defend pedophilia these days... :/
that was the plan all along anon.
whats honestly the bigger, crazier, more permanent and life-changing situation? """Consenting""" to sex with an adult or """"deciding"""" to start taking hormones and get your dick snipped before you've even hit puberty? They're already one step ahead of where they want to be.
>>69050077
And shes not even hot. Thats the worse part, shes maybe a 6/10.
Poor Spoons
>>69049301
>JO moved in with Nash to only a week later admit she was cheating on him and left him while taking his place. Her new bf, I don’t know if it’s now husband, but this new guy has a good paying job and she quit reviewing since she did not need to worry about money any more.
JO is a dude now
>>69050184
dude she is a literal 3/10 hambeast
>>69050184
>6/10
Lol what? She is 3-4/10.
>>69050184
>6/10
Extremely generous unless you're going by school grading and that's a D
>>69050221
>>69050220
>>69050210
I like chubby girls and red heads. My 6/10 is a normies 3/10 I guess.
>>69050090
God, I want to fuck Anita so hard
>>69050077
I would ruin everything in my life for her, but I'm partial to reds.
>>69050210
She probably gave killer blow jobs
>>69050318
Yes, to the strangers at cons.
this thread is only alive because spoony is in disguise
>>69050077
She also started the now time-honored Spoony tradition of responding to any criticism or joking at Spoony's expense to be dealt with an immediate salt the earth permaban as a moderator.
>>69050202
Shit I knew I forgot something
>>69050247
I go diamonds for chubbies but scarlet is the wrong kind of chubby. have you even seen the one rare full body pic of her?
>>69043561
He has mortgage payments on 300,000 dollar house, plus all his other expenses. Surely they own at least one car. They have to eat. Etc.
>>69050443
Yes. Its.. its not good. Shes thick, TOO thick.
>>69050426
He activated the JUST card.
The Year of the Spoony has been interesting for sure, I'll say that.
>>69050443
>>69050460
somebody post it
>>69050391
Probably the guy who said he checked the Patreon everyday
>>69050426
From ugly girl, who got attention because vagina, to ugly looking manlet.
Suicide after how many years?
>>69050157
I was having a bad day, but this put me in a good mood
Will Noah go to Angry Joe for a loan?
>>69050772
But Pissed Jose have only like 7 dollaroos.
>>69050772
How will that help him? He can't part with those 7 Dollars
>>69050391
>this thread is only alive because spoony is in disguise
His fragile ego could not handle /tv/'s take on him. Just some mild mocking in chat on stream causes him to shut the stream down.
>>69050772
Probably wouldn't be terrible if joe were to partner up with him
>>69050869
Should check is patreon, 90% is pretty much just hateful, and rightfully so I guess.
>>69050847
>>69050818
If what he made in January is the same for every month, then he makes something like 220,000 a year. He has a nice house too. He probably was flipping out over the video take downs because he has mortgage payments he has to make and he has no savings.
>>69050847
He got FAT. We should call him Hungry Joe.
>>69050974
No he's just a spoilt little shit who literally makes money for nothing, all he has to do is throw up a greenscreen, put on a gay outfit and suck off whatever flavour of the month will get the most hits.
>>69050995
He's wider every time I see him, it's amazing
>>69043561
It's more than enough to get by but this guy was making over 3 times that just a couple of years ago and he bought a house, has lot's of medications, and is supporting his live in GF.
It's not nearly enough if he wants to maintain his current lifestyle.
He needs to move to a cheaper place. He's in Arizona so he should be able to find a real cheap place in the middle of nowhere, he needs to sort his shit out instead of relying on meds, and he needs to tell his girlfriend to get a job.
>>69051061
>He's in Arizona so he should be able to find a real cheap place in the middle of nowhere
He's in Illinois
>>69050995
fat joe
>>69051061
>to tell his girlfriend to get a job.
Already has taht. But it's part time. So no clue how much she makes.
>>69051143
Making shit jewelry and selling it isn't exactly a secure income. Then again she's with a washed up YouTube reviewer so the idea of work and stable finance are probably quite foreign
>>69051204
She has a real part time job in addition to the Jewry nonsense. They could not have survived period with just patreon money.
>>69050090
Oh to fuck both of them
>>69051061
His GF works more than him most likely.
He should just sell the house and move back to Arizona desu. Maybe crash at Miles' place for a while.
>>69051500
>Miles: Samantha. I love you. Will you marry me?
>Samantha: Oh Miles, you've made me the happiest woman on earth
>Knock on door
>Noah: Hey little bro, the old Spoonster needs a place to crash for a while. Bringing April along too. You don't mind? Hey who's the chick?
>>69051579
Hell I'd fund a patron for access to cameras in that house
>>69051610
It should be a sitcom. Life with Spoony
>>69051055
>No he's just a spoilt little shit who literally makes money for nothing
I don't even like AngryJoe, but you're full of shit.
He has some of the highest production values I've seen for video reviews, gets accurate costumes, goes to events to interview developers, churns out 30 - 40 minute+ reviews less than a week after the game comes out and pretty much documents any exclusive events he gets invited to to do with gaming. Most importantly he stays consistent and frequent with all of this ever since he started.
If you think all of this shit is easy to do then you're delusional, Joe is very hard working.
I'm not saying you have to like him, but don't talk about something you have no experience doing.
>>69049893
Did you ever get a response from spoonster? I'm never sure if he checks his email.
>>69052235
Has he ever done something like that Mindjack review? Like literally rip apart a game because it's utter shit? Or does he now mainly stick to AAA titles now, where doing something like that would be certain 'career' suicide?
>>69052802
I haven't watched him in a while.
Only one that comes to mind is for Aliens Colonial Marines.
>>69042426
why did he deteriorate so hard
why do you want to see him fail so much guys? he doesn't deserve it
>>69053424
>how happy he is now
Not anymore.
>>69053424
DON'T. TELL ME. HOW TO MEME
