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Why aren't there more mythology/ancient hero movies? It
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Why aren't there more mythology/ancient hero movies?

It sure beats capeshit and people eat that up. For example: Zeus raped like 50 women. Hercules did his 20 something works. Perseus killed this hot snake lady.
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>>69033712
Are you underaged, or do you really know that little about cinema?
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>>69033712
>Mediterraneans
>White
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>Celts
>Germanics
>Slavs
>fucking Hungarians
>White

you're a real funny guy
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>>69033712
All three of those heroes were also pederasts.
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>>69033786
You're retarded
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>>69033712
WE WUZ WARRIOR PRINCES N SHEEEIT
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Nordics are the ONLY whites
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>>69033712
nobody is white.
White is a myth
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>mediterraneans
>white
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WE
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>>69033712
Well, the Western Europe is ashamed of its folklore. I guess it's considered fascist nowadays or something.
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>conqueror tier
>germanics

HOL UP
*kills wolves*
SO YOU BE SAYING
*wears their pelts*
WE SUM KINA
*runs around the woods naked*
SUM KINDA
*rapes Roman peasants*
YOU BE SAYING
* fucks a cow*
YOU BE SAYIN WE AUM KIND OF
*wears cow horns and sleeps in own filth*
WE SUN KINA CONQUERORS?
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>>69033712
>Mediterraneans
>White
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>>69033712
>White people
>White

I can't even
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>>69033941
AEDIFICARE VALLUM
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funny memes :P !!!
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>>69033964
>anglo
>germanic
>scandinavian
>white
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>>69033712
>Pathetic white males rant about race while Jamal fucks their girlfriend and mother in the other room the thread
BBC incoming.
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>>69033712
>ugric
>white
they are mongoloid
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>>69034157
t. Sven from cuckshed
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>OP wants a good thread about European movies
>it's le epic /pol/ memes thread
This board is worthless.
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>>69033964
What the fuck did I just read

Please tell me people don't actually believe that bullshit
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>>69033712
>germanics
>conqueror
Literally a bunch of looters who one day decided WE WUZ ROMANS N SHEEIT.
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>>69033788
Then who the fuck is white? Italians?
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>>69034239

>memes
>white
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>>69034239
He shouldn't have posted such an idiotic picture. He was asking for it.
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>>69033712
Because capeshit is where the money is.
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>it's a /pol/ crossposters spill their shit on /tv/ episode
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>>69033712
Spaniards and Italians are the only decent race

prove me wrong
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>>69033964
>balkans are devout catholics
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>>69034323

>savage, violent, hairy, dark skinned
Literally the worst Europeans
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>>69033964
Wew that is one sexy man in the bottom right.
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>>69033964
>europe
>white
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>>69034362
>Italians
>savages
>violents
>healthy tan is now considered
Go away Fritz.
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>>69034409
If europe isn't white then nowhere is white anymore.
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>>69034362
Spanish women do seem to have some body hair issues but apart from that you're just wrong
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>>69034323
t. Guido
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It's a people think the truth is pol/memes/jokes episode.
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>>69034323
Spain is literally the reddit of europe
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>>69034362
Romans?
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>>69034435
Germans love italians. It is americans who connect them with nothing but rapiist filmmakers, criminals or jersey shore assholes.
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there's only two white people in this picture, can /tv/ tell which ones
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>>69033964
most retarded shit I ever read. wow
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>>69034278
>whites
>white
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>>69034590
That's because Germans are cucks who think being vassals made them Romans.
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>>69034605
why are their faces so greasy
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>>69034605

>don't scroll down
>don't scroll down
>don't scroll down
>don't scroll down
>don't scroll

FUCK
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>>69034590
Germans only have to interact with decent northern Italians, Americans almost entirely interact with southern Italians. The two are very different races in every sense.
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>>69033964
CAN'T BARRAGE THE FARAGE
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>>69033964
>Guals
These race charts need to die.
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>>69033964
>stormfags in charge of history
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>>69033964
As a Neo Anglo we really haven't been around long enough or isolated enough to develop distinctly racial characteristics. We're really just a mishmash of whichever brand of eurotrash our ancestors were. I don't even know what I am, signs point to Western Europe, though.
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>>69033964
>the eternal anglo
>white
You literally can't make this shit up.
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>>69034590
this
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>>69033964
>that hispanic section


you do realize there are three different types,right?
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>>69034605
Kiki and Amandla
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Why are Aryans so good at kino, /tv/?
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>>69035989
Name and describe them please.
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>>69036751
Mizrahi, Sephardi and Ashkenazi
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>>69033828
Truly the real heroes.
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>>69037053
You didn't describe them.
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>>69037396
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>>69037418
I thought we were talking about Hispanics.
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>>69033964
>hugh jewmann
>white
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>celts
>high tier

nice try, paddy
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>>69036751
North American Aboriginal (native American Indian including Inuit, Lakota, Apache, Ojibwa, Iroquoia, etc...)
South American Aboriginal (including Aztec, Incan, Oaxacan etc...)
Caribbean Aboriginal (Haitian, Cuban, Dominican, Puerto Rican, etc...)
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>>69038879
Implying half those on that list aren't confirmed reptilians.
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>>69039064
there are also basque and other indigenous people from spain in mexico.
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Where do Balts fall on that list?

Latvians & Lithuanians aren't slav, germanic, or ugric.
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>>69039182
Indigenous Spanish are a subcategory of the Mediterraneans originally. They intermixed with aboriginal South Americans and we now have mixed race people creating the majority population of Central/South America. Soon the indigenous blood lines of South America will be extinct in the couple centuries. The spoken/written language of the aboriginal South American peoples is already dwindled down to a dozen or so individual people.
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>>69033712
I'd love to watch some bylina but our kino industry is a joke. I also think producers would not do them anyways because of Putin's turbo PC policy.
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>>69039470
Thats really sad
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>>69039241

lithuainians are fenno-ugric mixture with germanics and slavs
>see livonians and curonians
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>>69033964
What a sad state the old word Anglo gene pool must be in that Nigel Farage is considered handsome enough to make it on this.
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>>69039717

eternal anglo has always been classified by his beedy shit-brown eyes and deformed face.
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>>69034362
>spaniards and italians
>savage
Yikes. Some education.
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I always thought I'm white but I'm not sure.

If you're 75% Irish and 25% Slav you're white right? I know the Irish used to be considered the niggers of Europe so I'm not sure.
I'm pale as heck but I don't know if that's enough.
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>>69040025
the irish and slavs are master races
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>half greek half anglo
WHAT AM I?
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>>69034278
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>>69041534
a person of color

one drop rule
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I'm like Irish/Koren with a little bit of German.

what does that make me
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>>69041652
>korean
A mistake.
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>>69041652
A half breed.
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>>69041753
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>>69033941

Truly the master race:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
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>>69041620
in that case I am now a dedicated sjw because I am oppressed by white males
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>>69039936
Spaniards have had a reputation for being brutal, cruel and savage people all over the world for some time. It's only recently this perception has changed. Outside of servile flips nobody thought otherwise.
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>Europeans
>still existing in 50 years
>not becoming a muddy race mixed with ugly, dumb Black Africans and inbred Arab Muslims
EAST ASIANS ARE THE NEXT WHITE RACE
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>>69041876
me too
hopefully my 1/4 italian genes will get me some nice affirmative action in the future
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>>69033964

>snow niggers with zero achievements before 1950
>white
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>>69042172
Caesar Augustus was also a Daywalking ginger.
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>>69042172

They have achievements after 1950? Like what, being a "humanitarian superpower"? Scandinavia was the only shithole with subhumans living in mudhuts in the 19th century in Europe.
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Reminder that the Irish are the actual descendants of the Egyptians
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>>69033964
There's so much misinformation in that pic. Why does stormblr even bother?
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>>69043216
EGYPT WAS A MICK LAND
KING TUT WAS A MICK MAN
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>>69033868
I'm full Scottish, and that made me kek hard

Well done but fuck you, you sassenach bastard.
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>>69033712
Thanks OP Best thread ever.
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>this thread

When this "italy isn't white" meme even start?
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I never know where the French stand in those threads...
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>>69041534
>1/2 Italian
>1/4 Irish
>1/8 Scottish
>1/8 German
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>>69043510

Maybe the black skin of the average italian has something to do with it.
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>>69037573
jews are practically non-existent in Australia
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>Ugrics
>white
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>>69033964
A dumbfuck dixie made up that meme. Please don't make me continue laughing!
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>Half Italian
>Half Spaniard (NOT ALL PEOPLE OF SPANISH HERITAGE ARE BEANERS FUCK YOU HICK)

Double Dago
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>>69043216
lol.
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>>69044235
Race White, ethnic asian.
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>>69033879
>ice nigger
>white
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>>69043500
White people sure hate white people
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