Actors you could probably beat the living shit out of
One on on the left.... maaybe
>>69027555
i hate this annoying cunt
>>69027588
never realized how big is he
Nah, Quentin can hold his own, I've seen a video of him intimidating some paparazzi.
Tarantino is both could beat and should beat
>>69027555
All of them.
>>69027632
But I love his movies.
![mackenzie-foy-braided-hairstyle[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uBgF9nq.jpg "mackenzie-foy-braided-hairstyle[1].jpg")
>>69027555
he'd whip your ass up and down the street
>>69028340
Paparazzi are degenerates who are used to using their cameras as protection whereas /tv/ is a big guy
>kick him in the face
>he sniffs your foot and pops a boner
It's a black male thing.
>>69028759
He sure would.
I'm 5'7 so this manlet is fucked
This beta numale manchild
I would fuck up his new face
>>69029126
He's a small guy.
>>69027655
5'8
>>69029228
For you.
>>69029239
He's 5'11" though.
>>69029362
5'7
>>69028842
Holy shit, it's the kid from that Green Day music video!
I positive I could beat the vast majority of them
There are some who would've kicked the shit out of me, but they're few and far between
I'd kill the mountain using my superior speed and agility, and then take the woman in the picture as my prize
>>69029378
>>69029126
What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.
I just want to punch Michael Cera in the face everytime i see him in a movie
I've actively avoided seeing Scott Pilgrim because of him
>>69030277
Stop trying so hard.
>>69030426
I believe it. it's hard to win a fight in stilts
>>69030277
>>69030467
>not recognizing this pasta
stop trying so hard to fit in
>>69030477
This and I'm also normal height so like 12 inches taller than him.
>>69030277
I've read this pasta so many times and it never fails to make me burst. Thanks anon.
>>69027555
so why won't you start with an actor?
>38 years old
>6"2'
>Wrestled throughout childhood
>Purple belt in Brazilian jiu jitsu
Any takers?
>>69028842
Dobby?
>>69031518
He looks good on paper but he's a big soft cunt
I'd fight Kutcher any day, he doesn't have the mentality for it
>>69029126
I poster Verne last thead homo
http://www.xvideos.com/video14312385/verne_troyer_sex_tape
>>69030277
>delicious delicious pasta
>>69029716
She's looking smashed in that foto.
>>69028652
Before they went to shit, yeah.
>>69031608
This.
You can tell by the look in their eyes that these pampered rich faggots would break down in a fight.
>>69029239
The fuck? If he's 5'8, she must be 4'3
>>69032669
You callin' me a liar?
>>69033557
I ain't callin you a truther!
>>69032206
You do realize people like Aston Kutcher tend to have bodyguards that will send you to the ER if you try to pick a fight?
>>69029126
But I loved his role in Iron Man
There's just something about Jonah Hill that makes me want to beat his face into a pulp with a hammer.
>>69034122
This ain't about celebrities bodyguards you could beat the ever living shit out of though.
