Is this the funniest sword fight of all time?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i_-MXLG_i-c
>seagals fucking run at the end
>>69023541
Running has never been his thing.
Ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkskuSXqUD0
>>69023541
>>69023646
So he got fat so no one would ask him to run ever again?
>>69023541
The saddest thing is that this is better than some of Seagal's other fight scenes. It's at least a fight instead of a one-sided beatdown.
>>69023646
Kek
He's gonna get so fat that in his flicks he's gonna wreck shit from a computer chair with wheels. Except this time he'll be a hacker or a sensei who can crush enemies telepathically with his mind. Or he'll deliver a few kicks without getting up from his chair by charging at terrorists while in it.
>>69024806
Steven Seagal IS Steven Hawking
>>69023541
What anime is this?
My favourite part is when the guy falls down in slow motion, stretching his hands out in front of him to break his fall and then is shown dead with his hand by his side.
>ywn convince Steven Seagal he ISN'T god's gift to martial arts and eastern mysticism.
How does it feel know this fat fuck is rich off his ass, has an official holy title from the Dalai Lama, genuinely believes himself to be the greatest action star of all time, and wouldn't even give you the time of day?
>>69023541
Do his films always feature Mongolian qts ?
>>69026465
>mongolian
>qt
pick one.
>>69026037
And yet he's still scared of a Belgian manlet.
