What is Disney doing right?
>>69021928
makes movies aimed at kids that a very well paced
Theyre not delivering bullshit subversive entertainment and just making good wholesome films that can be enjoyed by all
Plenty of good bribe money for the critics.
>>69021928
pandering to the lowest common denominator
>>69021928
Buying critics
They are paying the right people.
mediocrity appeals to the masses
>>69021928
Cheques.
>>69021928
Holy fuck jungle book god that high of a rating?
That movie was complete shit. Terrible voice acting, horrible build up to songs, AND making Kaa a bad guy?
>butthurt WarnerCucks
>>69022075
>muh company wars
disney produces quip-essential plebcore for manchildren, that's what DCucks with their grim dark edgy 2deep4U capeshit don't understand.
>>69022111
/tv/ culture.
>>69022065
>guy
>>69021928
You just don't understand. Warner finally took a stand. Despite being a multi-billion business, they finally took the moral stance that paying critics for positive press is wrong. It's just wrong. And so, unlike Disney, they refuse to put out money for any advertising ever, preferring to rely on word of mouth. This is part of a much deeper rejection of the values of capitalism. They're trying to bring ethics to journalism, and for some reason you cucks just would rather lick Disney's bribing asshole. Warner has NEVER paid a dime for shilling and you think that just because you're brainwashed that it's a good thing they're doing well at the box office. Well that's fucking wrong. DC movies are at the vanguard of a new age where liberal progressives will finally eliminate the bullshit of identity politics and transgenderism and whatever the fuck is found in Star Wars, Quipvengers, etc. And as usual, we true believers will bring you into a brighter future while you kick and scream the whole way. As Superman once helped take down the KKK, he now takes down unethical film reviewers.
Regurgitating the comics with no real changes to characters and imagery except to make them more safe, thus satisfying the fanboys by sticking to formulaic stories and bland action well-made enough to appeal to newcomers as well.
>>69021928
I wonder if there' sang actual evidence of them paying off critics
I don't doubt it's not true
TFA is the only that for sure deserves nowhere near that score.
>>69022276
>implying guy can't be used as a genderless term
>caring that I used it in the first place
I see you've been taking your estrogen shots like a good it
>>69022028
>>69022020
These
>>69021987
/thread
>>69022019
>critics are paid to give a good movie a good review
great business model.
>another rotten review
>this time from a guy who liked the Phantom Menace
>>69021928
The only movie there that doesn't deserve anything above 80% is TFA.
>>69021928
I haven't seen any of those movies, and I only watch good movies, so apparently not much at all.
>>69022410
>what basement dwelling stupid nerds on the internet say: it's a shitty movie
>what the rest of the movie going population say: it felt like more of a star wars movie than the star wars movies
disney knows who to target
>>69021987
Nope
>>69021987
CORRECT
>>69021928
is Zootopia any good?
>>69022553
>Its easy to please the masses by copying the first Star Wars movie.
Gotcha, now I just need a Jewish last name, get a directors job and copy the hard work of other people for guaranteed profit. Thanks r/LifeProTips!
>>69021928
indirectly paying reviewers by giving them exclusive accommodations for screenings and press releases
>>69022553
>it felt like more of a star wars movie than the star wars movies
How can nostalgic fansservice be MORE star Wars?
>>69022760
What I like the most about ep7 is that visually and tonally, it actually looks like it takes place in the OT universe. The style and cinematography of the pt is complete shit and comes off as weird fan fiction horseshit.
The sequel trilogy is literally bringing balance back to starwars and there is NOTHING the inadequate, small penised haters can do about it except act "patrician" on a japanese styled image posting board.
>>69022454
Yeah, every studio with cash does this unless the movie is such a turd that they decide to hide it from everyone until the release date. Some critics take a stand and don't accept, but many do.
>>69022850
>image.jpg
opinion eternally discarded
>>69022760
Cuz it like has goood characters and a solid script and like TIE FIGHTERS and XWINGS just like Star Wars should be!
>>69022553
>More like the originals than the originals
They make movies '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''fun'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>69021928
MORE FRESH REVIEWS THAN BVS!!!
>>69022019
>only marvel pays off critics, DC would never do such thing
>>69022906
>a solid script
lmao the script was pure Marvel quipshit
>>69022553
>it felt like more of a star wars movie than the star wars movies
>Le wacky airport fight
>Quips, quips everywhere>War Machine goes down, Cap casually blasts birdbro
>A few people laugh then stop - can't decide if this is wacky fun or serious
BRAVO
>>69022760
because people built up an image of what star wars is. Same thing like how everything thinks vader said "luke, I am your father!" when he really didn't. The old movies are wooden and have shitty production compared to today's standards so when you make essentially the same movie only remove all the guff and make it with today's tech, people think it's like the old one only more so
>>69023084
except they managed to make TFA more soulless and shitty than the old ones
bravo JJ
>>69022850
HOLY FUCK you're such an impressionable pleb.
Think about this for one moment please for the sake of you soul. In the OT stormtroopers couldn't aim right? Okay but the heroes could not also mowed down legions of troopers, do you remember how Han and Leia were nearly killed on Endor? Okay still with me? In TFA stormtroopers are killed left and right and they're such a non threat that Han kills one by shooting behind himself without looking and goes "hmmm"
This is how I KNOW you're NOT a fan of OT, you can't even see the basic differences between the two.
>>69022111
OUTSTANDING DUBS AND TRIPS YOU DUMD FROGPOSTER
>>69022895
>autism
ditto
>>69022931
>rotten review 4 a rotten film
>>69023145
>no true Scotsman!
>>69022330
some people are simply born pioneers
>>69022019
>d-disney pays critics
You sound as retarded as the dcuck who claimed snyder was actually a marvel fanboy who made bad dc movies on purpose
>>69023651
Lost.
>>69023908
no no no, YOU HAVE LOST
>>69022162
>if i just buzzword jam my post it'll mean im not a shit poster.
>>69022759
>muh conspiracy
>>69022940
Is quip just engrained in your brain now?
>>69024093
JJ go to bed, your movie was shit
>>69024129
>DCucks
>>69024162
>argumentum ad populum
Nah it was shit
>>69024129
>its a shit movie because i am a contrarian who talks oit of my ass.
>>69021928
>zootopia 98%
>TFA 94%
fucking how? both are mediocre at best
Jungle book and CW were amazing and deserved that score.
>>69024207
Star Wars isn't capeshit you literal retard
>>69024228
prove it
>>69024252
>it was amazing cuz window dressing and took me back to when I was a drooling monkey
>>69024278
>hating based Disney
>>69024390
It was a copy of ANH but worse, how could that ever be a good thing?
>>69024390
Not him but your started your argument first, the burden of proof is on you.
>>69024477
>>>69024252 (You)
>>it was amazing cuz window dressing and took me back to when I was a drooling monkey
What did he mean by this? Was it angry ramblinngs of his helmet tight? Or maybe his neck hair was causing itch where he could only be angry in his basement. Maybe he's retarded.. The world may never know...
>>69024588
the burden is on the person going against the general consensus.
see>>69024162
>>69024634
No it isnt you retard. The burden of proof is on one making the claim. It's for you to prove.
>>69024633
A basement is better than the cuckshed you inhabit
>>69024693
From the opening shot until the last frame, this was a great movie. One I can watch again and again.
Why?
Good characters.
Good relationships.
Excellent visual effects.
Fantastic sound design.
Practical sets.
Characters who I actually want to see again.
A universe which I would want to visit again.
>>69021928
The formula is simple: movies that trigger /tv/ will all make a billion dollars. Find out what autists hate. Make it. Profit.
>>69024809
How can h8ers ever recover from this?
>>69022019
>there has still never been a single shred of proof that this is real
why didnt DC buy any critics then :^) warner bros owns rottentomatoes too lmfao
>>69021928
They pretty much mastered the art of psychological manipulation
>>69024921
Rotten Tomatoes doesn't own the critics you retard
>>69024982
ok but wheres the proof disney buys critics again, and why does nobody else do it?
>>69024769
>that projecting.
Is that girl you stalk on facebook not noticing you?
>>69024809
Iagree i liked the movie i was just pointing out that the burden of proof of always the one making the claim.
>>69024228
Fallacy fallacy
>>69023145
>In TFA stormtroopers are killed left and right
I think you mean battle droids in the prequels
And super battle droids in the prequels
And clone troopers in the prequels
>>69024982
But anon, WB could simply silence reviews or skew stats favourably.
>>69024939
>It's all the evil overlords! It's impossible that the movies simply are well made and enjoyable!
>>69023145
the thing is /tv/ just memes about TFA being garbage cause it's popular, similarly to how they meme about BvS being good cause everyone hated it... but every once in a while I wonder if the person commenting is a genuine retard who doesn't realise it's all a joke and REALLY thinks TFA is trash.
>>69022705
Pretty good, just expect to roll your eyes once or twice at the racism stuff
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>>69021928
Only post jewish era of Disney is ok, everything after is shit .. I think - what's actually of quality post jewish era from Disney? I mean post 1984
>>69025245
I think a big reason TFA gets hate that has nothing to do with the actual movie is that it was made by Disney.
The Disney buyout of Lucasfilm and their immediate descision to start making SW films as fast as possible just comes off as very cold business to a lot of people. People had made up their mind, before TFA came out, that Disney SW movies are just product and not movies.
When the comparison to A New Hope started being made after TFA came out, people got very negative, especially with the idea Disney's motive was just to make product that appealed to the long-term fans who knew REAL SW was Ep 4-6. Nostalgia money. Hating The Force Awakens was the result of that.
>>69025042
>Projecting
Is that the best retort you got? I know your heart pumped with adrenaline and your overloaded sugar brain raced to come up with something witty but failed.
>He still uses fakebook
I don't need it to stay in contact with loved ones unlike you. They stay far away from you, I wouldn't blame them.
>>69025442
>that projecting and anger
Who hurt you anon?
So why are you anal fissured?
>>69025050
Where in my post did I mention the prequels? See you're actually projecting which is something this drooling monkey >>69025042 doesn't understand. I'm not a fan of the prequels but if you're belief in that makes you think your smarteerer than more power to you. In a way your post demonstrates that JJ treatment of action in TFA is more based on prequels than OT which was the point I making that it's not like this Anon stated >>69022850 " visually and tonally, it actually looks like it takes place in the OT universe"
>>69025669
>i- im not projecting you are
>if i just blither on people will think i know my shit
>>69025245
This meme that /tv/ hates TFA because its popular needs to stop. Its fucking Star Wars of course its going to be world famous that isn't the problem most people have. It isn't as much "trash" like Epic Movie (remember that shit lads?) but it also isn't compelling, or entertaining. Please believe me when I say that the first time I watched TFA I thought it was boring and my friends asked me what I thought I told them "it was boring as soon as they left Jakku" I killed the mood and felt bad and now I just nod my head and say "yeah it was alright" but I genuinely don't like or think its good
>>69021987
I think the recent success is because of capeshit and WB, Fox, and Universal (kek) not having sustainable billion dollar franchises.
>>69025787
>>69025591
Does drooling monkey strike a nerve in you samefag?
>OMG PROJECTING XDXDXDDXDXDXD IF I KEEP SAYING IT IM IN THE RIGHT, RIGHT GUISE!!?!?!?
It's seriously hard for me to not believe there's some bribing going on. All those movies in the OP were 7/10's at best.
>>69026087
I never tried to say those wernt mind you idiot.
But seriously why the projecting?
Why wont you answer or just upset
>>69022065
>Making Kaa a bad guy
I know he wasn't in the original books, but he WAS in the cartoon. Given the movie deliberately drew from both, it's fine.
Personally I feel they should have gone full-out with the songs or not at all. Baloo's song wasn't bad, because it was much more diagetic; it was just him and Mowgli singing together, not "a musical number", so to speak. But Louie's was weird.
>>69025175
Why do you think that you think they're good? Checkmate
>>69026163
Nah you're just not cool like these guys >>69025787
>>69025591
>>69025175
>>69025050
>>69024873
>>69024633
>>69024252
>>69024162
I'm tired of finding them all but you get the point study these guys and you'll be successful in life.
>>69025437
the thing is, I was one of those people, but then when I started seeing what JewJew was doing and how it was going to be more like the Star Wars I loved I eased up a bit. Disney are big ballers who buy everything that's profitable, but unlike WB and Sony, they know how to make the franchises work. They get the people who DO love and care about them. TFA wasn't a perfect film, but it was high art compared to the prequels.
>>69025669
No, my point is that Star Wars has a history of shit, disposable villain drones and you singling out TFA for having them is pants-on-head retarded.
In fact, you don't even know what you're criticising. The biggest problem with the antagonists in TFA was the exact opposite of what you say. It was that they were too powerful for a fringe movement. They upped the anti with their "super death star" that destroyed whole systems and it lost impact and was ridiculous. Them being able to kill stormtroopers easily is standard fucking fair for Star Wars, you idiot.
>>69025992
>it also isn't compelling, or entertaining
That's an opinion not held by most people though
>Please believe me when I say that the first time I watched TFA I thought it was boring
Again, not most people. I really enjoyed it and everyone I know who saw it enjoyed it. I've discussed its various flaws with many people but never once spoken to someone who hates it with the vitriol of some people on here. It is, essentially, a meme to hate it so much.
I wish John Carter had caught on
Let's just say /pol/ was right. You know exactly what this means.
>>69021928
Marketing.
>>69026022
>universal
>what is minions
>what is despicable me
>what is fast and furious
>what is Jurassic world
>>69026558
After the prequels, people just wanted Star Wars to be good again and Disney did that.
>>69026792
but they weren't. they were BTFO on every conceivable level.
>>69026956
The first two are the stupidest shit cash grab. I don't understand why people like that fucking shit.
>MUH MINIONS
>LEL THEY'RE SO FUNNY HAHA XDXDDD
>>69027176
You were talking about financial success though.
>>69024921
Critics saying a movie is "not fun" is more than proof
>>69021928
Zootopia is the only original property there and all their animations are a sure sell. You do the math.
>>69027351
Calling a movie not enjoyable is a valid criticism. A movie like BvS is a popcorn flick that's meant to entertain. Don't say "Snyder tried to make you think you pleb!!", the movie was shallow as fuck.
>>69021928
not getting 28%
>>69026648
> Them being able to kill stormtroopers easily is standard fucking fair for Star Wars, you idiot
Is that a wound I see in pic related? Yeah it was soo easy for the heroes to accomplish their goals.
>>69027893
No it's not. The critics job is to write about the movie, not their experience. And they literally said not fun.
>>69026725
Fair enough I guess. I'm tired of it tbqh, i'll go back to my basement never being surprised every singe Star Wars movie from here on to the day the Sun turns into a red giant gets a 90-100% on RT.
>>69021928
They have a stellar animation team that frankly puts the current Pixar group to shame. Marvel was very smart and even more lucky with the way they went, they took a big risk with Iron Man and it really paid off. Jungle Book and Star Wars though? The nostalgia is so strong with those two you need to just do a mediocre job for people to love it.
>>69028724
Pretty much this.
>>69021987
>based Disney
