The Red Woman was trying to bring Stannis back to life in Jon's body.
Prove me wrong faggots.
Yeah, sounds plausible dude
>>69021912
Mel abandoned Stannis because she realised he wasn't Azor Azai and was doomed
Proved.
>Prove me wrong faggots.
That's a really stupid idea that would require the lead of the show to prance around pretending to be a different actor for the rest of the series which would be corny at best and laughable at worst.
Will his stabwounds heal or will he just have holes in his abdomen from now on?
>>69021912
it's possible, but the main problem is the writers fucked it all up. He should have awoken in the funeral pyre with his sword glowing so he would be reborn as Azor Ahai.
Now he's just some undead schmuck.
What reason did Davos have for bringing Jon back? If I were him I'd have just fucked off.
>>69022008
They're probably in the process of healing, ie scabbing over
He'll likely keep the scars.
>>69022008
Catlyn went through a similar resurrection and she still has her wounds
Ghost would have immediately known if it wasn't really Jon.
Theory debunked. Check. And. Mate.
>>69022030
something that happened last season, I don't remember. "Stannis saw something in him" or some shit, so with Stannis dead I guess he figured he'd take up cause with Jon.
I mean either way Davos was fucked. He couldn't go south as the last noble bannerman of Stannis so he'd probably end up taking the black anyway.
>>69022078
Why the fuck isn't he just bleeding to death i thought he'd heal like wolverine.
>>69022116
That's not show canon though. Beric Dondarrion got his torso cut in half lengthwise and he wasn't walking around with a split torso.
>>69022189
no, but he has a huge-ass scar
>>69022146
>ie scabbing over
Scabs keep blood from leaking out of the body and act as a temporary skin to protect the body from succumbing to wounds.
>>69021912
No she was trying to summon the doomlord to destroy the wall.
She is a white walker sleeper agent and tries to destroy 'da white man
>>69022013
this
>>69021912
It's time to let go, Stannisfag.
>>69022224
When the gash is way too big like in Jon's case the the platlets in the blood cannot clog and stop bleeding.
>>69022008
He's going to re-die in a second because they didn't patch them up. Worst resurrection ever.
>>69022008
Hope they don't heal, because then they can have a running joke that whenever he has a drink it comes out of his wounds like a great big sprinkler.
>>69022215
Yeah but that's not the same thing.
>>69022013
Oh well! You can't please everyone! lol!
What would everyone's reaction be if when Jon opened his eyes they were light blue
>>69022030
This.
The Davos I knew would rather cut off his own arm with a rusty spoon rather that ask that no good she bitch of a witch for help.
Now he's all like "sup...girl, hook a brother up with some spells"
>>69022417
reddlt
>>69022308
So this is what bothers you? Not the fact that the cunt got revived?
>>69022308
MAGIC
>>69022434
It was either that or take the black and work under a guy you not only don't like but now downright don't respect.
>>69022013
Danaerys is Azor Ahai anyway. Maester Amon almost literally tells the reader directly in a AFFC Sam chapter before dying.
>>69022255
>There are faggots on /tv/ right now who can't comprehend that stannermen 4 lyfe means that you are stannermen 4 lyfe.
Don't be a cuck, stand by your King.
>>69022123
This
>>69022489
But i never said it bothered me
>>69022629
>in a AFFC
Fuck off.
>>69022489
the show needs him, of they need to make other character suddenly become more interesting or they introduce more people. As much as I love Danny and Tyrion they would be all that is really left that the majority of viewers care about cares about.
not saying I feel that way but you know its true for A LOT of the people that watch the show.
>>69022648
you implied it with your nagging tone anon.
stop it
>>69022030
Because plot
>>69022720
Nigger, what the fuck does that have to do with what I wrote?
>>69021912
Why is that top wound on his chest curved? What kind of fucked up knife did that?
>>69022722
No not really. I'm glad Jon Snow is alive. Without him the nights watch would go to shit and the world you perish. Jon is very important to the realm
>>69021912
i really hoped he gets to burn, and then he wakes up, and is unharmed because of the Targaryan blood
>>69022804
>you can't move the knife once you've stabbed someone
Supreme logic.
>>69021912
She already said that she felt all of the visions she had were a lie
>>69022847
>No not really
Yes you did anon. Your tone was very clear it was all, "I hate GoT it's so stupid! Resurrection is a crappy mechanic!"
>>69022588
I'm not even really complaining really since the episode wasn't boring and the direction the show is heading seems pretty cool.
But let's not fool ourselves here, characters are being charged and a little fan servos had ceeped in with the new writing.
Yesterday kind of felt like the Eagles actually flying Frodo to Mordor.
>>69022804
>All stabs always happen in a 90 degree angle
Did they blow their load by resurrecting him in episode 2?
He wasn't dead for half the season, just 20%
>>69021912
Fucking fan writing tier bullshit , made the death meaningless
>>69021912
>stannisfags
>>69022957
They should have left him on the slab and then at the start of ep. 3 done >>69022013
>>69022963
if he's a different character it won't be meaningless.
>>69021949
Yeah, why would anyone do that
https://youtu.be/1JYq8C99XHU
>>69022911
HOLY SPELL CHECK BATMAN! !
>>69022030
Davos pretty much knew the moment they opened the door, they would get butchered like pigs
I frgot what Stannis wanted Jon for but I am guessing Davos wants to go ahead and do that without Stannis . Or maybe he has other plans for Jon,"Ned's"bastard would hold some value you never know
>>69023148
>not waking up with bright blue eyes
>>69023162
>I frgot what Stannis wanted Jon for
Lot of that going around, the writing last season was not very memorable.
>>69023148
Inb4 some other fag makes the same youtube with X men 3/BvS ending of 0.5 second movement right before the credits roll
there are, not including the general, 20 GoT threads and at least 4 of them are about Jon Snow
for fuck's sake you autists
>>69023083
I'm still fucking pissed about that
>>69022863
In Season 1 episode 8 i think...
Shay burns him while they are playing a drinking game. Confirmed not Dragon.
>>69023316
we love Jon snu
>>69023245
>the writing last season was not very memorable.
Its more that there are lot of subplots and a lot of time passed since the last season. Its not like other shows that stretch out to 22 episodes for almost an year and the new season airs the next episode after few months of gap
>>69021912
you can't bring back someone who is not dead though
>>69022884
But most people have ribs in their chest.
>>69023332
He never met Shae
>>69023327
That whole show was circle jerk for 6 yearsand I only relalized it after season 3
>>69022963
>implying his watch hasn't ended
>implying his death didn't release him from his vows
>>69022123
Ghost is John now.
Has anyone started to do a master edit of GoT like has been done with the Hobbit movies? Like as a single long film attempting to take out cringe moments or pointless stuff?
>>69023635
>attempting to take out cringe moments or pointless stuff?
Such as?
>>69023701
Every scene that doesn't involve Charles Dance, Stephen Dillane, Michael McElhatton & Sean Bean.
>>69023083
lost is still GOAT
>>69023701
>I'm going to break the wheel
>*stoic pose*
>>69021949
>pretending to be a different actor
You mean he would have to ACT (literally his job)?
>>69024188
It's not like he has to play a new character, he has to copy the complete acting style of his colleague.
>>69022629
Azor Ahai =/= Prince that was Promised
>>69022030
I was wondering that too, like where the fuck did all this loyalty come from?
>>69023701
Olly's nod to John after killing Ygritte
>>69026843
Jon is pretty much the only one who can stop the white walkers now, maybe he took that into consideration
>>69023701
'Bad pussy'
>>69021934
what does Aziz Ansari have to do with anything?
>>69026843
a lotta loyalty for a hired sword
