>a fridge is playing one of the sexiest female icons in all of pop culture
Is Vikander's father a billionaire or something? She keeps getting film role after film role when her acting prowess is barely anything to rave about.
Daisy Ridley should've gotten the role. This is the objective truth.
A FUCKING FRIDGE
>>69021464
/board
Who's directing?
Not sure I'm happy with that being described as fridge. A fridge is big and bulky not just rectangular.
>>69021294
didnt really she has such poor WHR
>skinnyfat
>no tits
What the fuck is this shit?
>>69021294
Jesus.
That's hideous.
god damn. her face is a solid 9.99948/10 for me but that body definitely needs a lot of work. i wanna see some curves
>>69021294
>fridge
That's a plank, anon
>>69021294
why are they remaking a movie that was made perfectly the first time? Are they going to try and make it and "dark and gritty serious!" movie and try and desperately pretend the whole appeal of it isnt the campy funness and big tits?
>>69022109
>her face is a solid 9.99948/10 for me
>>69022179
great casting with jolie desu
>>69021294
Aren't women supposed to have wide hips and breasts?
What is going on here
>>69022191
too bad she's jewish
>>69022179
they rebooted the game in 2013.
>>69022191
yes i find her very attractive.
Eva should've been Lara desu
>>69022388
>yes i find her very attractive.
SWEDEN YES
Okay, that is an actual fridge body unlike the other meme.
>>69021464
>another fridge should've gotten the role
Vikander's a great actress, what you on about
>>69021294
she looks a little like a climber
>>69022509
Is she a good enough actress to play a double D sexbomb with her shitty fridge body? Will she be convincing?
>>69021294
>Lara Croft
>sexiest female icon
not since the reboot nigga
>>69021294
Which of those dudes is playing her?
>>69021294
literally who cares?
>>69022402
This woman is pure sex
>>69022502
this. pretty cringy seeing them trying to desperatly turn these nerd fap fantasy characters from a time of big american titties and remold them into these lame ass PC "girl power!" characters, especially when the audience is going to be nerdy 16-30 year old males anyway.
>>69022701
Who's the cutie
On the right I mean
jesus christ really
Better choice.
>>69022509
so is John Malkovich. What the fuck has that to do with Lara Croft's casting
>>69022803
I second this
>>69022179
>that was made perfectly the first time
>>69021294
Alicia >>>>>> Daisy
Objective truth
>>69022821
Fuck if I wouldn't rather watch Malkovich's Tomb Raider.
I'm more offended they didn't pick a british actress.
>>69022834
how was the angelina jolie movie not the perfect adaptation of that source material? Or are you some dumb pleb who thinks every movie has to be a serious drama in order to be good?
Should've cast Idris Elba tbhwy
>>69021294
Looks like Fassbender skipped leg day.
Best choice
>>69022892
nice pits
>>69021464
Objectively wrong
>>69022191
>le sad face
I don't like her.
>tfw you lived long enough to see the rise of fridgekino
>>69023209
There was only one good option but they chickened out
>>69022402
maybe 30 years ago
>>69021294
>Vikander's
Wow her waist is wider than her hips. Safe to assume she also has a lolnoass?
>>69022402
eva green is literally made for semon
Gemma was perfect for the role.
>>69023840
He snatched every motherfucker calorie
>>69023900
Wrong thread friend
>>69022502
kys
>>69023489
kys
gemma arterton
>>69023870
The collective dicks of the world would not be able to handle it
>>69023925
Kys
>>69023925
>>>/reddit/
>>69021294
>no tits and non-existent curves
Just something else I don't have to waste money on.
>>69023974
kys
>>69023975
kys
>>69021294
Literally no curves at all.
>>69023965
jesus christ
>>69024013
Shit taste, kys
Biel Croft?
>>69022701
Lara Croft is a british character created by a british studio
There wasn't a way to top Angelina Jolie's look as Lara Croft. There are like zero attractive young actresses built like that that producers would trust to open a movie. They're never going to cast some unknown hot chick with a good body when hundreds of millions of dollars are on the line.
Plus, we probably won't even see Alicia Vikander in any revealing outfits. I'm sure at some point, some involved in the movie will come out and say something like "all due respect to the original, but we wanted to make this character more realistic, so she's wearing more practical clothing."
Yeah, she's perfect.
In an age where films strive for ever more impressive looking CGI, the actors look less and less impressive.
I don't want to be a conspiracy fag, but is there something behind this?
>>69024267
JEWS
>>69024067
>image.jpg
>this is a 10/10 in america
>>69023870
It's a shame she's gotten on the thickness side lately.
>>69021294
>Describe Lara Croft in two words. Big Tits.
Hire a flat-chested actress
>>69024161
pip
>>69022179
Literal perfect casting
>>69024683
Maybe I haven't seen recent pictures but that doesn't seem bad as long as she isn't chubs.
Simeon post some current Gemma please
>>69022191
literally down syndrome black friday portman
>>69021294
>rebooting the games wasn't enough
>they're gonna reboot the movies too
Fuck this sjw shit I want JOLIEEEEE
>>69022726
Idk but it was from some video about these fags spazzing out not letting right wing speakers talk at a university.
So does anyone think this movie will flop? I'm sure the actress is talented but I don't think there's enough people to draw in.
The spawn of rich jews running hollwood are going to be the future of film stars.
There's no other explanation for these subpar, mediocre, fat and ugly people getting consistent film deals.
Especially with literal miss piggy amy schumer displaying her fucking ugliness on the big screen.
>>69022803
fuck yes!!
>>69024067
I need this in my life.
>>69021464
my xenophobia is kicking in.
>>69021464
God she's so ugly.
>>69021294
is that a kenmore or GE
>>69022350
Hollywood Jews and faggots hate real women.
>>69021464
IRB looks like alotta fun tbqh
>>69027145
angelina is a fridge too! only save her the right angles and fake boobs
>>69024067
she can play anyone and she can play on muh dick too.
>>69024910
>>Describe Lara Croft in two words
Tits, Ass
>>69028011
She's perfect desu with you, M Night Shyfamalan
>>69028069
im not saying she's not, I love her as Lara but, her body was not the adequate either.
Is it really that hard to find a girl with a pretty face AND a body of a female?
>>69021464
>all those niggers
Eh...Thoughts?
>>69023638
>that picture
>>69022803
Too much ass.
>>69023965
sauce?
>>69028011
that Angelina Is about 10 years older than the lara era Angelina
she's a fridge now though, and without any fridge magnets even
>>69021294
daisy ridley might have gotten the role if she passed her drugs test.
>>69028454
yeah, so instead they picked an academy award winner
>>69022191
she#s past her prime.
miss vikander should have been lyanna stark
>promise me, ned
>>69028518
i don't get it. pls explain.
>not casting ivana baquero
>>69028326
yummy
>>69021294
>god damn. her face is a solid 9.99948/10 for me but that body definitely needs a lot of work. i wanna see some curves
KYS you dirty nigger
>>69028454
>tfw your waifu does coke
>>69029755
Who? Daisy? She doesn't.
>>69028326
>5 foot tall Sarah Connor
>5 foot tall Lara Croft
Let's give this a rest now lads.
>>69029490
>bikini plus converse
muh dik
>>69028326
can't act
won't even prepare for the role
>>69029490
>tattoo
>moorish name
no
Reminds me when they casted the flattest bitch they could find to play Mai in the terrible KOF adaptation. At least some of the DoA hoes had tits
>>69028326
>Fridge Rider
No thanks
>>69022627
Nu-laura has b cups at best
>>69027299
For anyone curious its a great video where a conservative speaker btfo of every facet of pc culter in a multifaceted broadside against sjws
We had a chance. HAD.
>>69032569
its lara croft, not lara hambeast
>>69032201
nah, she's C and nowhere near being a fridge
>>69022803
Fucking top quality choice right there anon.
![ivana-baquero-bikini-intagram-pictures_5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oVSTTtV.jpg "ivana-baquero-bikini-intagram-pictures_5[1].jpg")
>>69029490
yes!
>>69032636
There is always a faggot.
>>69032771
and theres always this guy posting 2 year old photos
shes fat as fuck, stop being a ham enabler
>>69032771
>back hurts from being fat
>decides to chop off tits instead of losing weight
Kill yourself. The people who like that fat wetback are worse than Reyfags.
>>69022457
>dbag
>>69032569
>>69032771
both pics are from before she chopped off her tits
>>69022701
>especially when the audience is going to be nerdy 16-30 year old males anyway.
It isn't. They rebooted the franchise in 2013 or whatever explicitly aimed towards the female demo. Nobody was spending money to watch a fucking PG-13 movie about tank top titties. Nobody was spending money to play shitty puzzle games about tank top titties after the 90's. The franchise isn't geared toward dudes that inexplicably want to masturbate to shitty movies and vidya in the era of porn on command.
>>69033018
She still has Ds.
alicia is so qt
>>69022803
yes. too bad she isn't an amazing actress
>>69029490
>>69032767
so outrageous. good god. how would you break the ice with her?
>I-I liked pan's labyrinth
am I wrong for thinking this is the ideal woman's body?
